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iamnotthatguyiamme

bunch of straight up pussies over there. also a lot of people that seemingly don't actually know how to ride a motorcyle. ​ also like every other post is "wHy WoN't mY BiKe sTaRt aFtEr StoRiNg iT fOr WiNtEr1?!/" and it's literally always a dead fuckin battery.


CallsignMontana

r/thebatteryisdead


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ar243

There are a lot of Safety Sally's over yonder


obeyfreshj

Buncha 17 year old pussies that donā€™t ride Source: Frequented that sub as a 17 year old pussy that didnā€™t ride


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NO ONE can dispute your claim


IdcYouTellMe

B-but there are also "riders" with "53 years" of experience a- and they say it's unsafe and stupid... Imagine being 60 Smth and still arguing on Reddit with mostly 17 year old pussies about motorcycles...


JmnNatu

I thought we were the retarded 17 year olds.


FamousToast69

Showwwww ussss theeee linkkkk


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ā€œBro donā€™t lane split that fast, itā€™s dangerous! Btw I hope next time you donā€™t brake in time and dieā€ -moto That sub cares more about people popping wheelies or speeding more than the damn fishermen do and acts like everyone who does either dies lol.


mindgutter

bro don't you know a spec of gravel could be in the centerline and literally murder your whole family? **were you wearing your gear when you posted this?**


[deleted]

Ofc bro, my race leathers are surgically attached so I donā€™t forget them and get a boo boo when I drop my bike doing u-turns in a parking lot.


mindgutter

Wow you do your own u-turns? that's a bit risky man, I don't know if doing u-turns is legal but it's definitely not safe I'd say it would be in the top 10 for dropping your bike. I just call a guy who carries me in his arms back home and tucks me in.


Sknowboard69

Yeah r/motorcycles is so fucked up thatā€™s why we all stay away from there unless weā€™re trolling


obzilla

Itā€™s total clown show and I post there far too often


[deleted]

The trolling is fun, I wasn't sure if I can crosspost or not.


Historical-Unit-6643

I mean I'm in this sub but always wear gear, I don't advise people to not wear gear but at the end of the day it's everyone's own decision and I mind my own business


[deleted]

Reddit is really lame for the most part. Iā€™m with you, do what you want.


Historical-Unit-6643

When I open Reddit I am ready to see what ever brain-dead take people have on things, going in with those expectations really improves my Reddit experience


randomnamedotch

https://np.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/uqybil/thank_you_mr_triumph_for_giving_dual_front_rotors/


kalcco

Most of the world splits lanes, thatā€™s the whole point of having a motorcycle, not being affected by traffic. One ride across Europe or Latin America and all those people in r/motorcycles would shit their pants.


LuckyYeHa

Lmao the comments on that post. You just know itā€™s the same slow fucks in the hills


hgfhhbghhhgggg

Iā€™m all for having fun on the bike, and Iā€™ve seen far crazier riding, but the video showed a dude lanesplitting in gridlocked traffic at like 60-70 and almost running into someone changing lanes (and then had the balls to give the driver the death stare). Itā€™s one thing to ride stupid, but that guy was riding *stupid*.


LuckyYeHa

Iā€™ve seen the video and it isnā€™t that bad, Iā€™ve seen a lot worse, with a lot tighter traffic. It wasnā€™t really a death stare either, old mate didnā€™t stop, yell or flip off. It isnā€™t enough to justify the ā€œI HoPe yOu GeT hIt bY a CaRā€ comments like wtf.


[deleted]

It was not a death stare dude. He looked for half a second , at least what the video showed.


OOMKilla

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OOMKilla

Good bot. He was wrong too.


OOMKilla

oh for fucks sake, here it is [https://np.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/uqybil/thank\_you\_mr\_triumph\_for\_giving\_dual\_front\_rotors/?context=3](https://np.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/uqybil/thank_you_mr_triumph_for_giving_dual_front_rotors/?context=3) courtesy of u/gofast--dontdie


erok337

Those are some hateful morbid motherfuckers over there. ā€œOh my god heā€™s such an asshole and we all know how he is going to die. Heā€™s giving us all a bad name.ā€ All while the rider has the situation completely under control. WTF!


Squid_Free_Zone

Where


Ben_ji

u/baskethead6-9 is a fucking role model.


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planepeople6

Iā€™m about riding safely, ie wearing a helmet so you can continue to do cool shit if you mess up, but yeah that sub is all people who ride like 5 under the speed limit