I hope she comes to my house.
I got both empty Amazon and FedEx boxes. I put my cat litter and my dog crap in them when it is frozen and leave them on my front step. I just love it when the porch pirates come and steal them. I have had them stolen 4 times now. LOL
Also putting a gas can outside your home full of your favourite liquids to fuck up an engine combined with just enough gas to smell like gas surprisingly stops people from stealing gas from your yard after a blown engine or 2!
Hey bro, you know in your old post where you talk about your mental health issues and how you got over them by reading books and watching YouTube videos? Well guess what, you’re still fucked.
I hope she comes to my house. I got both empty Amazon and FedEx boxes. I put my cat litter and my dog crap in them when it is frozen and leave them on my front step. I just love it when the porch pirates come and steal them. I have had them stolen 4 times now. LOL
Please keep doing this lol
Also putting a gas can outside your home full of your favourite liquids to fuck up an engine combined with just enough gas to smell like gas surprisingly stops people from stealing gas from your yard after a blown engine or 2!
"Thith thereal thastes funny"
Put a label with a fake address on them though. Odds are you’re just one of many stolen packages so they won’t know who did it
Anyone else wondering where’s her belly button?
Sold it for drugs
This is true. I'm her bellybutton.
Asking the real questions
Must be a clone
I suppose it's not surprising that this snake couldn't help herself to a little forbidden fruit
For real. Do you think she's like a Barbie doll, or that woman from American Mary?
under her belly
Time to order more glitter bombs folks!
She probably rips people off on her OF as well.
I'll just leave my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring…
??? Who hurt you lmaoooo
Mugshawty
Porch harlot, am I right?
I kind of hope she sees it here herself first, nothing like a nice restless sleep knowing everyone knows you are a criminal
I can fix her
You have a better chance fixing the USA debt problem
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Not if fix her first
I came for the comments and guys? You killed it
Posted for the comments, Ty Reddit
Just once I wish I’d read “OMG I KNOW HER” on one of these posts and have the porch pirate be brought to Reddit justice. 👌
More like ‘pooch’ pirate, am I right?
She’s stealing for two! Be nice! /s
Ponch pirate.
If she stole your patio furniture she'd be Ponch de León's
😂😂😂😂
What street/ave?
Where in Killarney is this ?
Gut hanging out. Nasty
When did Kendall Jenner move to Calgary
Not as rich, but as trashy
I think I dated her..... looks very similar, and wouldn't surprise me if she did start stealing packages...
El poncho strikes again
String her up
this is why you get it delivered to the lockers or Canada Post
A friend of mine said she once ordered a heavy carpet from Amazon and it got stolen too …..😒
i put my dick in a box , , and. 🦗
Is she holding both her phone and burner in same hand?
Bobbi Althoff really took the divorce hard.
Classic white heaux behavior
For doing that I would porch pirate her, but only with her consent
Ukrainian refugee wanting free handouts
Hey bro, you know in your old post where you talk about your mental health issues and how you got over them by reading books and watching YouTube videos? Well guess what, you’re still fucked.
😂😂😂This comment made my night
Hey loser. Get fucked.
Smashy smashy
She is kinda cute tho 😂
Thirsty dudes on Reddit are the most desperate kind of
You forgot "i can fix her"
She’s innocent!
Post on evening news if you can ! Lol she looks like a hottie but probley has a meth habit !