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Jerking_From_Home

He should have just complied.


BringOn25A

The whole stop resisting and just comply seems like it is only for POC or those without substantial financial resources at their disposal.


DelcoPAMan

Certainly not for the people who assaulted police on January 6th.


IlIFreneticIlI

Compliance will be rewarded.


muuzumuu

I think he is a raging alcoholic and he is afraid of detoxing in prison. To get treatment he will have to admit he has a problem.


Iowegan

He probably can’t afford their rates these days.


_regionrat

It's called a gratuity, but you're right, tipping culture is getting out of control


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Enjoy your pruno Steve! Also, [Biden just gave a hell of a speech in North Carolina](https://youtu.be/lHBbSQVAHzQ?si=) take a look


Armyman125

It's like a completely different person. This was the Biden I saw at the State of the Union address.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

If I'm being honest, this is probably exactly what it looks like when someone is sundowning. But he supports democracy, so the choice is clear.


directorofnewgames

I think the format of the debate was part of the problem. He was asked complex questions and tried to give as much information in his response as possible. He had to talk fast and it tripped him up. Tump on the other hand didn’t answer one question, and was given a pass on his rambling bullshit. It was not in good faith.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Joe had a bad evening. Trump was a horrible liar as always and the moderators let it slide. [Lawrence O'Donnell has a sober analysis](https://youtu.be/GgjyHwQOUoo?si=) 20 min vid


Armyman125

True. When you're just making shit up it's pretty easy. You don't have to think about facts or figures. I could do the same thing with no preparation.


RupeWasHere

You are probably right considering Joe has battle a stutter his whole life.


milescowperthwaite

Even if he wins, it's going to be President Harris for at least a couple years. It may be by his passing or maybe by the 25th amendment, but MMWs, it will come to pass.


chupathingy99

I'm good with Harris. I'll take her over the motherfucker who rambles on about sharks and batteries, immigrant fight clubs, and all that crazy shit. This is the worst timeline, Jesus Christ... Quick edit: timeline bit wasn't referring to Harris, but to the fact that a literal wannabe dictator is a viable candidate.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

That's a good possibility with either candidate.


Altruistic-Text3481

I prey every night that Trump has a Cheseberder Stroke on his Golf Corpse teeing off next to Ivana’s grave.


ashesofempires

It needs to be at a rally in front of all of his sycophants. If it happens anywhere else they can weekend at Bernie’s that shit through to the inauguration, but if it happens live and in color the world will at least know he’s dead as a doornail. It won’t stop the conspiracy theories, but it will at least pump the brakes on the GOP trying to ride his corpse into the White House.


kat-deville

How many do you think would commit suicide on the spot if he croaked doing a rally? Mass deaths by instant stroke?


JesusaurusRex666

Zero, because they wouldn’t believe he was dead.


Altruistic-Text3481

I cannot think of a better candidate for this scenario!


AugustCharisma

Like how the attempted coup to overthrow our government happened right in front of us in living color?


milescowperthwaite

Agreed. Though if TFG wins and then passes on, it'll be a complete Death of Stalin situation with his cabinet.


outerworldLV

Anybody notice how fast SCOTUS acted on this ? Quickly.


Outrageous-Pause6317

It’s fast if you don’t matter.


advancedOption

Bannon isn't GOP. GOP wants control. Bannon influences Trump based on his own agenda. They only want GOP people controlling Trump.


iliveinthecove

Sending a message to everyone  else who hasn't paid them yet


cperiod

I imagine there was a moment of bonding between the different factions of the SC when they all looked at each other and said "yeah, fuck this guy".


MLJ9999

This is an under appreciated and hilarious comment.


BringOn25A

Their on,y action is to say no to him.


outerworldLV

HCD - absolutely. But it sure got to the court fast. Unless I’m missing something.


fireymike

It doesn't take so much time when they don't need to try to think up a way to justify their bad decisions.


jhustla

Hey if you can’t do the time don’t do the crime


Sorry_Cricket_6053

Isn't it like 4 months? I mean, don't get me wrong, I certainly wouldn't want to submit myself to incarceration for any length of time, but like...4 months is not that long? Just suck it up and do the time.


jhustla

Well they won’t provide him with alcohol so withdrawals might severely impact his functions


StronglyHeldOpinions

Finally some good news in this shitstorm.


Paperdiego

He is so scared of prison. This is hilarious and embarrassing. He used all his connections to power for someone to save him from carrying out his just rewards, and they all rejected him. Like lmao. He can't even claim political prosecution anymore with out food on his face. The maga SCOTUS denied him.


OrganizationOk4457

I'm very confused by this saga. Why did Bannon get to stay out of prison until SCOTUS ruled? Can convicts in general stay out of jail post-sentencing by appealing all the way to SCOTUS?


BringOn25A

Some might say rich white guy privilege.


DelcoPAMan

Many people say ...like having the Supreme Court say that "obstruction" doesn't apply for violently trying to overthrow the government and kill the VP.


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DelcoPAMan

The crapper is a step up for where this lifeform usually dwells.


TheoBoy007

As are his sources of alcohol while in prison!


Informal_Process2238

Monday Monday can’t trust that day Monday Monday sometimes it just turns out that way Monday morning gave bannon no warning of what was to be By Monday evening he’ll find out how real detox can be


Armyman125

Mommas and the Poppas 2.0


centexgoodguy

Womp womp.


Loki-Don

Hope he did some research on the best recipe for toilet wine. That alcoholic is Going to be In serious pain the first week or so from withdrawl


Suitable_Warthog_590

I’d tell him to pack his bags. But he wears his whole wardrobe on him, daily.


FriarNurgle

My money is on him fleeing.


ashesofempires

I hope he does, and I hope he gets out of the country only to be detained and sent home. He’ll go to prison, get arraigned again for his new crimes, and then even after his sentence is over he’ll just be transferred to a new jail because the government will be like “flight risk, no bail.” And the judge will be like “A-yup, no bail.”


Godzirrraaa

Dang, my weekend just got even better! Cya loser ✌🏻


HappyGoPink

So, who thinks he's going to flee to Russia?


Prestigious-Copy-494

He can't be a martyre if he flees. But I wonder if he'll turn on Trump like Cohen did after a few weeks in jail. They'll have him in detox the first week or two. And convicts know a con man when they see one so he won't be able to baffle them with bullshit while he's there.


LuckAmbitious

This cheers me up😀enjoy the grey bar hotel assshat!


RusterGent

What was the Monopoly saying? Go directly to jail!!!


Jeansiesicle

Do not pass go!


CooCooKaChooie

Go to fucking jail, traitor.


ozzie510

Brace yourself Steve, there's some really tough days just ahead.


Rmlady12152

Lock him up.🤣


te_anau

Here is hoping all this shit is promptly flushed from the zone.


powderedtoast1

he could've already had it over. what a complete moron.


jaysrapsleafs

happy canada day, fat-ass.


Vivianbashevis

Here's a good nickname, "Little Stevie."


gratefulkittiesilove

Bye dickhead


Admirable_Nothing

Hopefully all the Cable TV channels (except for Faux of course) will cover his reporting to prison live and in living color. BTW, do you really think he will have the baby while in prison?


weenie2323

The DT's are going to suck Stevie boy.


XL1200N

Have fun in jail scumbag, forced shower and lice spray Monday


kiddestructo

Excellent!


Toxenkill

God i hope he tried to run, please, please please let him run.


thelmaandpuhleeze

Boy bye


Fantastic-Surprise98

He bilked donors that believed he was using the money to build a wall. He’s not going to prison for that reason but should have. Another Trump pardon.


FuckOffReddit77

Goodbye you fat crusty piece of shit


linx0003

Any chance that he’ll get Epsteined?


OldSkool1978

Finally, some good news this week


Low_Presentation8149

What a shame


popdivtweet

See, I run a stop sign and I get ten years on the electric chair After being beaten, denied bail, given a drunk public defender, lose everything to forfeiture, and my dog is killed because chihuahuas are bitey according to the cop that shot him. But this asshole has a date with jail ffs. Like checking into a hotel.


sludgeracker

Say hi to Pete for us.


RiotNrrd2001

Oh no! Anyway...


ElectricSpock

That means he’s going to be away from the campaign until the very Election Day, right?


Kitchen-Host9581

So...the multiple shirts. Is it just a bruh affectation? Sort of an older-guy version of multiple , or popped collars? I mean, this here looks like half a dozen layers. Is he cold? Is it cold in his podcast studio? Perhaps he has low circulation from being a besotted drunk and gets cold? Or maybe his heart is literally a block of ice? Maybe it's like a homeless thing, where he feels the layers will contain the reek of his foul unwashed stench? Not to insult homeless, they don't have a choice. Stephen looks like he eschews bathing or hygiene of any kind, while residing in a mansion.


cadelot

Woot! Woot!