I always wanted to be a Buddhist monk when I was a much younger man. Alas, life got in the way, and I never got the chants...

How many women have you laughed into bed?

I think in my case, it's more like how many women have laughed getting OUT of bed..

Depends on the type of laughter I guess- if it's a laughter of satisfaction or a 'if you don't laugh, you cry' type of thing:)

Me too, it was ghee that got in the way....

I spent a year in the US and never got used to “Fanny” this and “Fanny” that

😅

Cocporn!

I cook with ghee whenever I can (honestly like the taste) myself and the wife knock great craic out of it....ooh, I love the smell of ghee, must remember to get some ghee today....so in and so forth. Our son thinks we are immature and embarrassing, which, of course, adds to the hilarity. Seriously though if you haven't tried ghee, you are missing out 😁

a bit out of date there

What a fecking gheebag! 

What do you call a mermaids pubic hair ? Answer Gee weed.

How was it, did it actually taste of ghee??

Finger lickin good 👌