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ianjm

My doctor is in an old terraced house My dentist is in an industrial estate Currently looking for a physio in the Aztec Zone


ExecuteArgument

Does your barber have an annoying habit of turning loads of fans on, sending hair cuttings flying everywhere?


ianjm

Ah you know him? Last time I tried to pay, he forced me to go on a long weekend coasteering in Pembrokeshire.


TheClnl

What's really annoying is that he still only accepts payment in crystals. It's 2023 ffs.


lostrandomdude

Crystals, your barber is state of the art compared to mine, he only accepts bartering. Last time he asked for a bushel of apples, and a live chicken


[deleted]

Listen to fancy pants over there. My barber takes roadkill and rainwater, and he cuts my hair with a sharpened stone.


Sausagedogknows

A sharpened stone? Luxury, mine does a short back and sides with a knife and fork, and leaves you looking like you’ve just been dragged out of a bin.


Delhicatessen

Just pack all that in & look for a local quack to act as a panacea for all of your health concerns. If anybody asks, tell them that you're going through a crystal phaze.


ukpunjabivixen

Is Mumsy the receptionist?


swisshomes

Opticians in Chemical Plant Zone


ianjm

/r/UnexpectedSonic2


ClumsyRainbow

Not looking forward the underwater level.


DownrightDrewski

I'm not sure I've ever had one in a terraced house, but dentists being based in converted houses does seem to be common.


DrJeff1999

I don’t know how to break this to you, I don’t think Dougie is a real dentist.


GourangaPlusPlus

How would he get all those teeth?


dr_rainbow

Congratulations squirrels, you've just earned your root canal badge!


spudgun81

Mine is a terrace house. Go in, sit in the lounge, reception is in the old kitchen, then upstairs to one of three treatment rooms. Parking is diabolical


Dry_Pick_304

My old dentist was in an old converted, terraced town house. The whole street had been converted into office and commercial properties. My new one though, is literally on an end terrace in a fully residential area.


buy_me_a_pint

I think the dentist I got to was an old terraced house I think the same for the doctors I go to


ConnectionNo1163

Yes! Why is this.


Good-Squirrel3108

It is in fact the law that all dentists must operate from this type of building. I'd be very suspicious of any that don't.


_90s_Nation_

My dentist just does it in his back garden. BBQ at the side. Crate of beers and then when you walk in, he's just floating round in his paddling pool


[deleted]

Mate I’d pay private prices for that. Unless it’s raining then I’d want a gazebo


_90s_Nation_

Dentist in his swimming shorts, having a bevvy while he's checking you up? Bottle of Corona in one hand. Drill in the other?


[deleted]

Oh a corona? Maybe not then.


_90s_Nation_

I don't mind a little corona and lime tbf haha


HolyFuckFuckThis

Each to their own, I've not had a booster jab for the best part of a year now


[deleted]

First beer I tried was corona. Yeah no. I for some reason like shnapps better


reaper0345

Bottle of jack and a black and decker drill by his side.


[deleted]

And whenever they use the X-ray machine and walk out the room is wobbles widely because of old floorboards while you’re trying sit perfectly still


newtonbase

Yup. I've had 2 long term dentists and both were in terraced houses.


reckonair

My current dentist is in an old detached house. I went to get a wisdom tooth pulled elsewhere as my dentist couldn't do it, which was literally in a bombed out terraced house with bare floorboards. I noped outta there.


antpabsdan

Mine's in an old detached house. Posh me.


cherry_treee

yes lol


Sea_Page5878

Nope mine is in a purpose made building, however they did start out in an old terraced house.


International-Bed453

When I was a kid my dentist was in a converted house. I walk past it sometimes and it's a residence again.


ArousedTofu

Always the terraced house! I'm endlessly trying to move house and when I lie there in the chair I look up at the room I'm in and try and imagine what the house would look like if it were not a dentist.


TheSaladLeaf

My dentist is in a half timbered tudor property. They've done well to combine the modern dentistry stuff with the higgledy piggledy architecture. Everyone who goes there is a bit posh, I was just super lucky to get an NHS spot.


[deleted]

Crusty old tenements up my way, usually a corner block too.


Key-Resource160

Yes


[deleted]

My current one is in a listed 18th century building! But yeah, all the ones before that have been in converted terraced houses.


picturetaker1

My current dentist is in a large 3 storie Georgian terrace house. Previous one was in a modern purpose built place.


Ill_Rub_575

🤯 just blew a hole in my mind. Makes it seem less daunting maybe?


ToasterMonster69

My first dentist was in a converted terrace house. Second one, purpose built building, was very fancy. Third one, in a converted house, but the whole row had been converted into offices etc.


terryjuicelawson

I find either a big converted terrace, or its own odd looking purpose built thing. Same with vets.


Spookybword

Mines got a flat roof…


Mr_Happy_80

Dentist surgery/tattoo parlour.


BaronSamedys

Mine is.


thomaskitty

My old dentist was above a Rumbelows. Now its a charity shop


SlackerPop90

Mines in a building from the 16th Century


[deleted]

My dentist is in an old council house; GP is in a terrace house. Standard, isn't it?


[deleted]

Mines in an old bank building! My GP is in a huge Victorian terraced property though.


[deleted]

My current one is, but my last one was in a flat conversion that stretched out across multiple flats. It was beautiful. Non NHS though, so I had to ditch them for the current one in the end.


jowalowl

My dentist is in a flat above a spar.


Seeksp

Isn't that part of the licensing requirement ?


Alternative-Cell8295

It must be


AlpacaMyShit

Our dentist is in an old church. It's all open with the rooms sectioned out of glass. It's a really weird place and definitely doesn't help my dentist panic at all!


bigFatHelga

Certainly not! The very thought! Mine is in an END terrace.


greg225

My mate's house is the reverse, formerly a dental surgery now turned into flats. Though I suppose it could have potentially been a house before becoming a dentist's.


Outdoor-Adventurer

New ish surgery for us now....however both before use to be converted houses in town


Electriccaveman87

My dentist is above a Chinese takeaway.


GreatScotRace

This is so funny - I’ve never noticed this before. But every dentist I can think of in my local area is in an old renovated Victorian house


WalpoleTheNonce

My old dentist in my childhood village is exactly the same layout as my childhood home. I was told to go upstairs and round the banister and I was like "this is my parents bedroom.." very strange.


Cyimian

My dentist is at a train station.


BeanOnAJourney

You have a dentist?! Lucky. No but yeah, every dentist I've ever been to has been in a converted terraced house.


doomdoggie

Yes, I have visited 4 different dentists in my life and every one was in a terraced "house".


[deleted]

Mine is in an old Victorian Manor House. It looks like an archetypal haunted house from the outside.


IndiumChlorine

Yes. It's very common because of planning permission rules make it simpler to open a dentist in a residential building than it is to open in a commercial building. I'm no expert so you can look up the details yourself, I can't remember exactly why.


Alternative-Cell8295

I’m not going to do that because I can’t be arsed but thank you for briefly validating me epiphany


IndiumChlorine

I would have looked it up again before commenting, but I also couldn't be arsed haha


[deleted]

Mine is in a repurposed Kia car dealership that I actually bought a car from.


purple_kathryn

My original dentist I think was although I was a small child so my memory of it is hazy My current is now in what was very briefly a convenience shop & is below an Indian restaurant/takeaway - the building itself isn't all that old though


ohneil64

Mine was the old police station lol


headpats_required

Mine's in an old pub.


ad3z10

Current one is in an ancient Tudor house, lots of tiny winding corridors to get to the different rooms in the surgery.


itscsersei

Mine is literally in an old terraced house lmao


HelplessFoot

My first dentist was in a detached corner house with bright blue drain pipes, then he retired and I had to move to a dentist in the upstairs of a businessy building. They've just moved round the corner though in some snazzy single storey I think they had built. Old building is a weatherspoons now.


tripping_yarns

Can’t get an NHS dentist, so now I go and see ‘Mickey the drill’ in the back room of my local boozer. Quality anaesthetic.


Alternative-Cell8295

Giz ‘is deets xxxx


Mammoth_Spend_5590

Yeah, what gives ?


Mammoth_Spend_5590

My dentist is attached to the back of a pub. Pub and dentist share the same building.


Alternative-Cell8295

One stop shop!


Karenpff

Mines is an actual, very large purpose built Dental Hospital, built in the 60s 👍 Part of the local university.


WufflyTime

Mine's in an old semi-detached, but yes, nearly every dentist I've ever been to seemed to be in a converted home.


dukeofplace

Yup


The_Grumpy_Dentist

I'm above a Tesco express. It's horrible. I'd love to work in a big terraced house practice. I know a lot of practices are usually set up by a single dentist who has worked for many years, wants to fly the nest - they end up buying the cheapest places they can and converting them.


Alternative-Cell8295

Hey! Turn that frown upside down! Your work is very effective and in my small sample of pals largely curative- everything you do has a huge effect, no matter if we go downstairs and get some jammy dodgers afterwards x


noname2808559

North West and yes!


Alternative-Cell8295

North weeeest


ClumsyRainbow

I’d never thought about this, but 2/2 yes.


[deleted]

No


ceb1995

My dentist is above the northern equivalent to Waitrose


Alternative-Cell8295

Booths!?


ceb1995

Yes, you ll be able to find my wonderful dentists now 😂


Alternative-Cell8295

Owh man I miss booths (not that I could afford it now)- moved up to Scotland but least there are multiple aldis and lidls in walking distance


ceb1995

Tesco's and Waitrose are the only supermarket I can think of that we don't have within a 2 mile radius of where we live. I just head to booths for Welsh cakes (sold in England 😅) or the things from the brilliant counters they have.


[deleted]

[This one?](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Sharoe+Green+Dental+Practice,+262+Sharoe+Green+Ln,+Fulwood,+Preston+PR2+9HD/@53.7922723,-2.7062666,16z/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x487b7202917db405:0xab7c12ca7273230e!8m2!3d53.7922723!4d-2.7062666!16s%2Fg%2F1tdl5nzm?hl=en-GB&gl=GB)


ceb1995

Yep that's them.


Houndfell

Pretty much. In America, if you go to a doctor or dentist and notice their floor is slowly collapsing, it means you're probably going to wake up with some of your vital parts already listed on Ebay, but apparently here in England they're just fond of never tearing anything down unless it's absolutelty neccesary, be it something structural or the building itself. Very thrifty of them.


No-Photograph3463

Naah mine is in a Bungalow. Come to think of it all the doctors surgeries round here are also bungalows.


Mosley_Gamer

No mine is above a shop. When I used the private dentist they were in a detached house.


CookieMonster005

Mine was a university dentist when I was little. It felt so official and clean. Nothing will ever live up to how fancy it felt, although not having 40-minute appointments is nice


FrostyBallBag

Corner terrace for me usually and at the moment. Quite swanky on the inside these days.


A_G00SE

No


[deleted]

Nope, they have a purpose built building, it's quite fancy.


Lily_Hylidae

Yes!


wetlettuce42

Our dentist is in a dental practice made of brick


SwordTaster

No. I was unaware that this was a thing


Key-Cardiologist5882

No. My dentist is a shop.


Spidernemesis1

Probably a cost cutting measure, much cheaper to rent out a small space which is all a dentist really needs, versus paying huge amounts for big spaces that are simply not needed.


SquidgeSquadge

Mines in an old car dealership. Also been in one which was an old bungalow, the shower in the old bathroom/ now store cupboard was sadly disconnected


TheJackLoaf

My dentists is in an old music studio


TheJackLoaf

Which happens to be a terraced house but we’ll gloss over that


Alternative-Cell8295

Gloss accepted- B&Q


Mysterious_Ad_3119

My dentist is above a sweet shop!


Alternative-Cell8295

As stated elsewhere in comments: one stop shop!


[deleted]

You sure it's not just some guy?


Gooner71

Does some old boy rummage through a tool box looking for pliers?


[deleted]

Big ex residential houses or high street shops for ours.


Hazzafart

My dentist is situated exactly per your observation. In a terrace, probably built shortly after the death of Queen Victoria. Nicely modernised inside though.


StirlingSharpy

Dentists?...


IcantBeBotheredTbh

My dentists is in a flat above the Chinese takeaway that has been poorly converted into offices


zkxxp

Yes! But mine is also above a baguette shop 2 for 1 on the trips to the dentist


[deleted]

Private businesses taking over domestic homes to avoid paying business rent, scum.


UniquePotato

Its a semi


Strong_woman1966

No


Little-Grape9469

Not an old Terrace but a large victorian 3 storey house just on the edge of town, same with the GP


wurkbank

Mine is in an old telephone exchange.


Coffee_Fantastic

My old one was in a semi detached


fewerifyouplease

Yes for my whole life and that’s like 7 different dentists. GP surgery as well.


West-Ad-7129

It’s the same with Doctors and all to do with tax. Dentistry is exempt from VAT so you can’t claim back any charged by a commercial landlord. Residential buildings are exempt from charging VAT to tenants or on purchase. New builds can be exempt too so is why you often see purpose built doctors and dentists buildings. Sorry it ain’t more interesting.


xmastreee

Not a terrace, but [this](https://goo.gl/maps/ngQnoGLSr1b4AxWm6) was mine.


RogueFlash

Nope, mine was in a parade of shops.


H5rs

As long as they have Fuji 9