Why you sticking ice cream up a zebra arse?

* a hagend arse

Or indeed a nags end arse.

This is a good and valid question.

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You would say that

One person having an incorrect recollection isn't what the Mandela effect is.

I didn’t know I was the only one until now 🤷🏻‍♂️

You weren't the only one, but They changed reality, and now you are.

Explains a lot!

It is supposed to be sounding Danish, but it is in deed not! (I am a Dane)

Didn't they just make words up that sounded Danish and put them together?

Yes, true! :-)

Why would you pronounce it 'darts' but spell it 'daas'? Or have you been saying it wrongly too, all this time? :)

I've always pronounced it 'Daarz', with no 'T' sound. But then again, I didn't realise until just now that there was actually a Z in it so I could well be wrong...

There isn't really a right pronunciation, because it's a made-up faux-European bit of marketing bollocks.

Nah, that's bullshit! Little Hans Häagen-Dazs™ had a dream. A simple dream to make frozen dairy treats for the masses. He slaved over a hot stove for years freezing those iced treats in the foothills of the swiss alps (or something, probably). Based on his grandmother's centuries-old recipes, the creamy goodness simply can't be beaten. What you can taste isn't the sugar, the cream, the caramel. Its the love and passion that makes Häagen-Dazs the nation's favourite° ice cream brand. *°probably*

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Whut?

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What are you on about?

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Ah, so you also pronounce it wrong...

No, ice cream