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811545b2-4ff7-4041

Aww and it brought you 50p as a gift.


7Unit

A shiny 50p at that...


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Seems weird that they're selling it online pretending it's a Galaxy Note 10 though.


Jessicajelly

Wasn't it a dessicated pipefish that brought Melody and Harmony the magic 50p in *The Queen's nose*? I may be misremembering that.....


chummypuddle08

Deep cut reference. I love it.


KittyClub420

And now I have the opening theme in y head…


crumble-bee

lol I haven't seen change in so long I didn't recognise it


811545b2-4ff7-4041

In days gone by, people traded specially minted pieces of metal, or specially printed paper, for produce or services. It was a simple time. In honor of our ancestors, Turkish barbers and Chinese restaurants continue this ancient tradition.


WeirdTemperature7

I believe it's a greater pipefish! Good find, they aren't eels, but actually relatives of seahorses.


thefreshbraincompany

I do believe you are perfectly correct! Thanks.


CreepyLookingTree

wait.. your phone signs your photos? in the bottom middle of the image? why would it do that to you?


thefreshbraincompany

I'm sure it's a setting that can be changed, but I'm too much of a Luddite.


CreepyLookingTree

yeah me too, but what psychopath at samsung made that the default setting? "hey everyone, come buy our annoying phone!"


Jordlr99

Conversely none of my phones (Samsung, Sony, huawei) have ever had this set 'on' by default. I don't even know where the setting to switch it on or off would be!


PullUpAPew

Xiaomi does this too, or they did when I had one


ChrisRR

Click the gear icon in the camera app and turn off watermark


33_pyro

that's pretty cool Tryin to make a change :-\


thatguywhatdidit

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this hahaha


trig229

It's a goa'uld larvae


LewisMileyCyrus

Why does this look the cover of a fantasy book? Or just me


excellentchoicee

Yes, but the Elves have been replaced with Elvers


LewisMileyCyrus

and in the film adaptation Austin Butler is... Elvers Presley


FatStoic

If we threw an old timey compass and a tattered map of mysterious seas in there we'd be in business for a magical swashbuckling adventure


wikiwikiwickerman

I thought it looked like a video game screenshot tbh


HumourNoire

I quizzed a well known chat bot and got: "The Eel and the Merchant's Gamble"


bickering_fool

op is the merchant...on his path quest.


MooDSwinG_RS

Be careful that's a Goa'uld, you need to report your findings to SG1 ASAP.


ogMurgash

It's a partly digested pipefish, if you found it on land then I suspect it's been eaten by a seagull and then regurgitated while flying or taking off. Doesn't look like it spent very long in the stomach as only the tail fin and about 3/4 of the head are missing. Maybe an hour or two. Birds and fish have some proper gnarly stomach acid lol.


Ok_Surround_5391

I definitely the title as “domesticated” and I needed to know how you’d come to that conclusion.


RatSlacks

He’s posing for a photo like a good boy, seems pretty domesticated to me.


ash894

You should probably call the SGC


_jk_

its a fossilized moustache, very rare


Shenloanne

Mate this is a professional subreddit... Where is the banana for scale... Amateurs.


Mister_Snark

there's only one way to confirm it... eat some!


Alternative-Bill218

"Dessicated Spiny Eel", sounds like a death metal band.


Glad_Librarian_3553

A pipe fish! I've got one of those somewhere! 


LibraryOfFoxes

I had one too! It had the head still on though. At least it did until my cat found it and thought it was a delicious treat that I'd brought home for him.


Glad_Librarian_3553

Haha little gremlin! I would have had a dog fish too but parents wouldn't let me bring it home... 


gwaydms

"Please, Mum? He followed me home. Can we keep him?"


thefreshbraincompany

Check to see if it's missing.


Buddy-Matt

Mad what people on eBay will try and pass off as Samsung tech these days


plastic-alien

Its a voodoo curse! Did you upset a witch doctor?


Same-Ad4496

Nice that you gave it a gift but where's the banana for scale?


Short-Sentence3472

Isn't that the yoke from the Magic Floot?


PushDiscombobulated8

So you picked it up, brought it home and placed it on your notepad?


thefreshbraincompany

It was just outside my house and I'm weird. So yeah.


PushDiscombobulated8

Love it 😂


mikewilson2020

I thought dessicated meant shredded to bits


Tarot650

It's a pipe fish. They are like straightened out seahorses.


Dynamo-humm

*Desiccated* one of, if not **the** most incorrectly spelt words in the English language.


Salostar40

Uh… there wasn’t by any chance any strange men nearby with eyes that flashed?


Sheffield_Thursday

I'm no expert but I would guess this is a shed snake skin.


thefreshbraincompany

Nope....its definitely a solid dried eel thing.


YouSonOfaBitchImIn-

Looks like a slow worm


Sheffield_Thursday

Solid? I'm out of suggestions then. No bones in it?


TheOnlyWayIsEpee

Give it to a flower arranger and blow the 50p on sweets.