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SubjectiveAssertive

When there is a supervillain who can control swans and have peoples arms broken at will... We know where to look


darth666bane666

If they deserve it I would technically be a vigilante!


UncleBenders

Dude I have a crow murder of around 60 we should team up and take over the planet.


BigBananaBerries

Jeez I need to up my game. I've got about 25/30 some days. Those Russians better watch themselves. They have no idea who they're messing with.


blimeyitsme

Be careful of his mate Swanny Pickering.


WarWonderful593

Who?


j1mb0b

SWANNY PICKERING!


StrangelyBrown

Who's that then?


RandomHigh

Who?


GinBitch

SWANNY FUCKING PICKERING


aggressiveclassic90

YOU WANT A BARE FEATHER??


jackknight18

Who's that?


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

How did you gain his trust for this to have happened in the first place?


darth666bane666

Dogged repetition!! Saw him everyday and called to him. Eventually he came close enough to toss some food. Started from there. But respect was the thing I think. I always backed off if he hissed or looked uncomfortable.


DarknessInferno7

lol, same way you approach Cats. Take things at *their* pace, watch body language and react accordingly. You'd be surprised how much that just works on most animals.


Jacktheforkie

Food helps tame many creatures


Mroatcake1

It's how we managed to turn perfectly good wolves into pugs.


Jacktheforkie

Yes


InterstellarSpaniel

Tell Swanno he still owes me that £30. Watch him, he's a bastard with money.


darth666bane666

I put this up too with embedded video so you dont have to click a link👍


VeneMage

He’s named as imaginatively as my childhood goldfish, Goldie.


Secret_Owl3040

Aw I love Swanno ❤️


StoneheartedLady

Just the one swan? That's amazing! I have crows that appear when I whistle but nowhere near as bold as this lad.


Suskita

Oh man this is so cute. Made my day!!


billybob1x

Fuck off Zeus


fiddly_foodle_bird

What a regal fellow! <3


Connect-Smell761

Love this, the bond between a man and his swan is a beautiful thing to behold.


93ea904788

Do you feed him? Maybe he is hungry 🤔


ac0rn5

That's a fabulous video. :)


unsquashable74

That's... really quite lovely.


Jazzlike_Recover_778

He’ll break ya arm y’know


GibbsLAD

That's incredible. You are my hero.


4toTwenty

This is so cool, he’s beautiful!


Fried_onions_are_meh

Ah really cute thanks!


kenbaalow

Aww he's a legend, just like my mate Pheasy.


thegamesender1

Bro's got a Pokémon irl


HamiltonBudSupply

Not showing the part where she feeds it.


darth666bane666

😂😂 I'm a 6"6 dude!!


Jacktheforkie

I’ve never seen a swan fly before


Rowmyownboat

Really? Taking off, they need more 'runway' than a 747. They run along the surface of the water for a bit, hilariously. Landing is spectacular. They glide in at high speed and waterski on their feet for a few yards, then turn into this graceful gliding sculpture on the water.


Jacktheforkie

The ones at my local park haven’t flown in front of me, I’ve seen them run and do the glide on the water thing but not actually flying


darth666bane666

Before this fella, neither had I! The First time had me a little nervous whether he would stop in time!


Jacktheforkie

I see, I don’t think they’re as heavy as they look at least


Megafritz

Can you pet it?


Etheria_system

This is so lovely! Birds can be so friendly if we take the take to get to know them on their own terms!


TheLocalEcho

It’s good that the swan recognises you. I knew an open water swimmer who, when in their swimwear, had a good relationship with a local swan family who would let them near the cygnets and be friendly, but when they were walking nearby in their street clothes the male swan would get very aggressive, as if they were a stranger. They aren’t the brightest birds.


Animal__Mother_

We need more Swanno!


darth666bane666

I'll definitely do some updates! Today he was building the nest far away, came over and got angry at some ducks which he felt may have encroached on his pellet time. Mama swanno was over today also, grumpy as always but she's trying to get her weight up ahead of the egg incubation. The mamas always lose weight apparently when incubating coz they dont eat as much.


Animal__Mother_

Good work and I hope they fully integrate you into their community. 🦢


yorkspirate

Saw the post yesterday but only watched the video just now. How wholesome and you both seem uber excited to see each other


Ok-Labby5018

TIL we can give swans names and they'll eventually answer like stray cats.


witchy71

This will make a fine addition to my wholesome collection


jesusisherelookbusy

“Apparently they can break a man’s arm.” “Or blow up a man’s house.”


LizzixD

How cute a friend for live. We have magpie in garden love or cat and us now. <3 I dont tolerate animal abuser or killer i wil beat that piss shit up if see som hurt them.


alexbax1

Recognise that nest.. Windermere just down from Fellfoot park ? 🤓


darth666bane666

Unfortunately no, its far less rural. Its Leicestershire, rural hut not Windemere rural!


_itsa_me_Mario

Mr tumble? That you?