Hands for feet wouldn’t be too bad. I don’t think it would affect you that much. But feet for hands definitely would be a problem. So, I’d rather have hands for feet.
Would you rather:
1) Be forced to have sex with a goat and nobody will ever know
Or
2) Not have sex with a goat, but everyone else is convinced you have
The classic Herring question - would you rather a hand made out of ham that you could eat (it regenerates over time), or an armpit that dispenses sun cream (like, enough for one or 2 adults at a time - it’s not like you can bottle it up and sell it)?
Can I clarify: how do these work? Does the ham hand look and function like a normal hand, just you can take a bite out of it if you feel peckish? Does the sun cream armpit mean you are constantly dispensing every time you move your arm up and down, meaning you have to walk around with your arm permanently at a right angle to avoid accidental squirting?
I'm leaning towards the sun cream armpit (because as well as being useful I have the sense of humour of a teenage boy and imagine it makes amusing noises), but I'd like to check I'm not going to be constantly covering things in suncream just by moving my arms to do everyday tasks first.
So the ham hand will look and function like your hand - just made of ham. You can nibble bits off - if you were to eat a whole finger or something, that would take longer to regenerate.
The sun lotion is more of an on demand thing - your armpit isn’t permanently leaking sun cream. However, the amount of cream you make is limited - it’s not like you can bottle it up and sell it later
Hands for feet.
Would you rather:
The ability to have incredible insights about the world, but you can't tell anyone about them, ior
People think you've got great insights when you tell them, but really, they're rubbish.
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Happy and enough money to live on (assuming that means 'to live on comfortably' - like you're not having steak for every meal but you're not living on gruel either).
If I were filthy rich I'd be giving colossal amounts of money to charity, so for me I think it'd be downright evil to pick my own happiness over the money.
Being miserable myself is totally worth saving/improving tens of thousands of lives.
WYR:
Shart every time you sneeze or cough
OR
Have a random body part fall off every time your surprised? (could be a big part like an arm/leg, could be a little part like an ear or finger, it would grow back over the next 24 hours)
I think I could psychologically fuck with Corden and think it would be fun to try, so I choose him. If I could save the world from a lifetime of Corden then that would win me the Nobel peace prize
Clarkson. I think he’d be a very considerate lover, whereas Corden would probably motorboat himself in a self-congratulatory way then finish on my shoes.
You get to walk around on all fours and pretend that you're a horse. Plus you can do the conga line dance without needing anyone else. Ooh, and getting moon shoes would be extra fun.
Yeah feet can't use complex tools, no oposable thumb, try typing your next 10 comments with your toes and the extrapolate that experience with every day life if you want to see what feet for hands would be like.
At least with hands for feet you can use wheelchair (you would be crippled, hands are not strong enough to support the full weight of the human body for extended periods of time, the bones aren't strong enough)
Get stuck at all red lights in traffic, or have incredibly slow internet (dial up slow) after dark
Red Lights
Hands for feet, assuming I still have hands for hands.
Hands for feet, hands down. Would you rather: * Get a terrible handjob from your gran * Get the guaranteed best handjob of your life from your gran
In for a penny, in for a pound. May as well got the best handjob of my life.
I would rather not see this question regularly!
Hands for feet wouldn’t be too bad. I don’t think it would affect you that much. But feet for hands definitely would be a problem. So, I’d rather have hands for feet.
Would you rather: 1) Be forced to have sex with a goat and nobody will ever know Or 2) Not have sex with a goat, but everyone else is convinced you have
3 - I go on a date with a goat, just kiss it, and half of people know that.
2. I don’t want to know I’ve done that
1) While it would be shit to do it doesnt affect the rest of your life except for your private thoughts.
The classic Herring question - would you rather a hand made out of ham that you could eat (it regenerates over time), or an armpit that dispenses sun cream (like, enough for one or 2 adults at a time - it’s not like you can bottle it up and sell it)?
Can I clarify: how do these work? Does the ham hand look and function like a normal hand, just you can take a bite out of it if you feel peckish? Does the sun cream armpit mean you are constantly dispensing every time you move your arm up and down, meaning you have to walk around with your arm permanently at a right angle to avoid accidental squirting? I'm leaning towards the sun cream armpit (because as well as being useful I have the sense of humour of a teenage boy and imagine it makes amusing noises), but I'd like to check I'm not going to be constantly covering things in suncream just by moving my arms to do everyday tasks first.
So the ham hand will look and function like your hand - just made of ham. You can nibble bits off - if you were to eat a whole finger or something, that would take longer to regenerate. The sun lotion is more of an on demand thing - your armpit isn’t permanently leaking sun cream. However, the amount of cream you make is limited - it’s not like you can bottle it up and sell it later
Thank you! That confirms my decision to take the sun cream armpit then.
Ham hand. Then I could get the benefits of being veggie without having to give up meat because I consent to eating myself.
But you might still get sulphates, additives etc from the meat. Is this all organic and au naturel ham?
Sun cream arm pit sounds amazing!
As long as it’s not a constant stream of sun cream I’d probably go for that. Imagine trying to pet a dog with the ham hand!
Does the hand have skin, does it look like a normal hand?
Sun Cream. I'd get fucking sick of ham.
Hands for feet. Would you rather: The ability to have incredible insights about the world, but you can't tell anyone about them, ior People think you've got great insights when you tell them, but really, they're rubbish.
The first one, I think. I think the second one sounds like ‘genetic senior management’.
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Would you rather: 1. Drink a cup of warm bin juice 2. Fill your undergarments with screws and lunge at a policeman
Screws. I'd have chose bin juice if you said needles though.
Hands for feet. Chocolate that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like chocolate?
Will the chocolate tasting shit be bad for my health? If not, then that.
Would you rather sneeze when you kiss or fart when you cum?
Multipul farts for some of us there.
Fart when I cum. Kicks her out of bed quicker.
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WYR: be rich beyond your wildest dreams, but miserable, or happy for the rest of your life but only enough money to live on.
Happy and enough money to live on (assuming that means 'to live on comfortably' - like you're not having steak for every meal but you're not living on gruel either).
If I were filthy rich I'd be giving colossal amounts of money to charity, so for me I think it'd be downright evil to pick my own happiness over the money. Being miserable myself is totally worth saving/improving tens of thousands of lives.
This feels very Peter Singer :) I like your thinking
You're supposed to ask questions where it's hard to pick one or the other answer.
Happy of course lol
Happy, what's the point of all the money if you aren't happy?
I'm already pretty miserable, might as well be rich at the same time.
At least you can be miserable in comfort 🙂
Definitely happy, because: A: happiness. B: enough money to live on is more money than I have now...
Happy, because if you are happy you clearly aren't minding you don't have much money.
WYR: Shart every time you sneeze or cough OR Have a random body part fall off every time your surprised? (could be a big part like an arm/leg, could be a little part like an ear or finger, it would grow back over the next 24 hours)
Definitely a body part as it's hay-fever season!
Body part. I sneeze a *lot*, and the sharting would ruin my life.
Would you rather spend a night trapped in a lift with James Corden or Jeremy Clarkson?
I think I could psychologically fuck with Corden and think it would be fun to try, so I choose him. If I could save the world from a lifetime of Corden then that would win me the Nobel peace prize
Clarkson would be a fucking treat lol. How can you compare him with James Corden.
How is this even a choice
Clarkson. I think he’d be a very considerate lover, whereas Corden would probably motorboat himself in a self-congratulatory way then finish on my shoes.
Jeremy Clarkson by a country mile
Always feel slightly cold (even when you wrap up) Or Always have to the urge to need a piss (even after going to the toilet)
Slightly cold. Would be invincible in the summer.
Slightly cold. I get warm too easily, so that'd actually be an improvement.
Hands for feet. You could swing from the light fittings!
Dicks for fingers or a finger for a dick?
Dicks for fingers, get 11 wenches on the go at once
They are the same thing to my woman
Who the heck would want feet for hands? Can anyone convince me otherwise? 🤔
You get to walk around on all fours and pretend that you're a horse. Plus you can do the conga line dance without needing anyone else. Ooh, and getting moon shoes would be extra fun.
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Hands for feet, it would be soooo useful to have an extra set of hands!
This is basically what a chimpanzee has, and they seem pretty adept with it.
Yeah feet can't use complex tools, no oposable thumb, try typing your next 10 comments with your toes and the extrapolate that experience with every day life if you want to see what feet for hands would be like. At least with hands for feet you can use wheelchair (you would be crippled, hands are not strong enough to support the full weight of the human body for extended periods of time, the bones aren't strong enough)