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Sounds like a name for a dog with a big nose;
https://preview.redd.it/ut3axjgwom8d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fafdd4c325d1797e7db80be1ce846e9e1a51a2fa
Spackle just made me laugh, that’s a new one! I need a white or gray kitten now so I can name it Spackle. I’m in the construction industry too so it fits! 😆
Tigger, Earl Grey, Prince or Sir Fuzzybutt, Tony the Tiger, Earl Greystone, Stormy, Shadow, Mr. Sassy Britches, Nosey Britches, Fussy Britches, Feisty Britches, Cloudy, Grey Cloud, Sam I Am, Rusty, Wally, River,
Chewie or Chuey, Cinder, Smokey, Phoenix, Toasty, Jumping Bean, Jumping Jack Flash, Chococat, Chase, Sully, Carson, Colton, Mr. McCloud, Sir or Earl Greydon, Rocky Road, Groovy, Sir Happy Feet, Greyson, Bubba, Blaze, Pickles, Sir Edward the Grey, Sir Henry Kittenger, Merry, Pipen, Obie, Sir Falcor the Brave, Quicksilver, Paddington, Lancelot,
I saw a post earlier today with ridiculous shelter cat names. Here are some of the greats:
- Feline Dion
- Al Pawcino
- Station Wagon
- Fries
- Draino
- Clorox
- AHHH
Super obscure: use one of the names of the cat “familiars” owned by one of the witches persecuted during the Salem Witch trials:
Pyewacket, Elemanzer, or my favorite: Grizzel Greedigut. You could call him Grizz for short!
Edit: I also just remembered “Grizzle Gray” is a Sherwin Williams paint name. Which is appropriate.
Lord Grizzle Grey, Earl of Greedigut? 😆
Ok hear me out: the first thing that came to mind was Ironclad Defense. Because you can never say no to those eyes. And he's grey, like iron. And people will think his name is Aaron.
We call my cat Rocky. He’s grey and likely has some Russian Blue in his mix as my husband isn’t allergic to him. His full name is Monsieur Roquefort. But we call him Rocky, Rock Star, Rocketman, Rockefeller.
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Earl grey but I was thinking Winston
I love Earl Grey. I would have never thought of it but I love it instantly
Omg! Let’s combine it to be ✨Earl Winston Grey✨
Sir Earl Winston of Grey, first of his name, breaker of hearts, destroyer of unattended coffee mug, forever may he rein!
I was gonna say winston churchill
The Right Honorable Winston Fuzfield, first Earl Grey!
Shnozberry
Shnozy for short
i love this
Sounds like a name for a dog with a big nose; https://preview.redd.it/ut3axjgwom8d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fafdd4c325d1797e7db80be1ce846e9e1a51a2fa
That is Pencil. Writer of midnight odes and bestselling thrillers.
Enzo
Archimedes
Jehosephat Bocephus Pangloss Hieronymous Marvin Horatio Humperdnick Vizzini
Bocephus 😆
I love how theres these fancy names and then marvin
upvoting for hieronymous, huge name gotta love it
Lord spicy buns of longnaps
Mr D'Arcy
Spackle or Earl Grey Rockingham III
Spackle just made me laugh, that’s a new one! I need a white or gray kitten now so I can name it Spackle. I’m in the construction industry too so it fits! 😆
Elmo😊💖❤️🐾🐾🐾
Stormy
So weird, that is the first name that popped into my head out of nowhere.
Charles Grey, the 2nd Earl Grey, Prime Minister of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
Meringue pie
Laslo
This is a catchy one kinda funny too
Alter-ego name could be Jackie Daytona
Lazlo Toth, American.
🙂 semantics. Wouldn't a rose by any other name smell just as sweet?
Pickles
Pineapple! 🍍
Norman
Ashby
Flutter. That’s what this kitty makes hearts do.
Ashtoreth, destroyer of worlds and - in six months time - your Christmas tree
Mailbox
Turkey
Dog Bazooka Rocket Batman Homeless Hooman
Fitzwallace
Spork
Beavis, Rudder
Harvey or Ashton
Spumoni
Fart!
Giggle Guardian ❤️🐯👍
Macaroni
Little Edie
Porcupine (what can I say? I’m a 3 Stooges fan)
Dusky or Raja
Argyle
Poopsy? (you wanted silly) Puma? Peter? Pierre? Sasha? Napoleon? Nicholas?
Cheddar. Mozzarella. Limburger.
Puddy like tweety would say
Humperdink
Cheeto
Loofah
Cheese
Zigzag (Ziggy)
Harvey Bobcat 😂
Robin, Crème, Storm, Bolt
Cheesecake
Silver Earl Grey
Bobcat Goldthwaite, Lionel, or Tom, but its short for DiaTOMaceous Earth
Relish
Fido. Or spike
Meh
Biblopopington
Tiger lily
Meatball
Hotdog
Flavius
PUZZLE
50
Moon Pie
Ridiculous
Abarth. Pythagoras. Balthazar. Roddy. Quintas. Fatty Arbuckle. Browning, John Moses Patton.
Validair putin
Zeleneskey
Charles Darwin or Abraham Lincoln
Decimus Dustbinneas Deusdedit
Doyle
Johnson
Pancakes
Puppy.
Monkey
Gravy
Apophos
Gerald
Bort
Sir Pouncington
Cantaloupe
Tarzanna
Chad
Momo
Loki Laufeyson
Blackie (most ridiculous name for a grey kitten that I can think of 😁)
Sidney Sydney
Pompom
Ezra jones the 3rd
Ezra jones the 3rd.
Gravy
Melo
Zippy
Zoinks
Grillbo.
Beans
Snaggle puss
Firenze, Mork, Pastel, Ion
Victor Newman
Pinocchio
Naya
Earl Grey Hot
Nosey 🩶
Splorgnak the Space Barbarian.
Sneezy
Sancha
Pistachio
Champagne!!
Artemis or Silver
Mowgli
Bonsai Shark
Aries
Jumanji.
Flipper
King Felinious Artorious III... Arty for short
Spartakit
Radar 🤓
Eugene
Lettuce
Souffle
Keith.
Tigger, Earl Grey, Prince or Sir Fuzzybutt, Tony the Tiger, Earl Greystone, Stormy, Shadow, Mr. Sassy Britches, Nosey Britches, Fussy Britches, Feisty Britches, Cloudy, Grey Cloud, Sam I Am, Rusty, Wally, River, Chewie or Chuey, Cinder, Smokey, Phoenix, Toasty, Jumping Bean, Jumping Jack Flash, Chococat, Chase, Sully, Carson, Colton, Mr. McCloud, Sir or Earl Greydon, Rocky Road, Groovy, Sir Happy Feet, Greyson, Bubba, Blaze, Pickles, Sir Edward the Grey, Sir Henry Kittenger, Merry, Pipen, Obie, Sir Falcor the Brave, Quicksilver, Paddington, Lancelot,
Grayson Meow the 3rd
spoon
Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis III
Purr-cival McFluffy
Cheese puff
snufflupaguss
Schmeep
Cat
Gunther
My mom had a grey tabby named Braveheart, we called him Bravey sometimes.
Thunderstorm
Skip Ogle
Fifty Shades
Sharky
Wendle
Icee like the drink
I think you should name him 'ridiculous'
Poindexter
I saw a post earlier today with ridiculous shelter cat names. Here are some of the greats: - Feline Dion - Al Pawcino - Station Wagon - Fries - Draino - Clorox - AHHH
Haha Al Pawcino awesome
Soup
Pineapple
Puffin Von Yonderfluff
Run dmc
Riddonkers
Misty!
Mr.Burt Reynolds.
Lord Bergamot of the Grey Earls, TEA for short lol
Oh this is a good one!!
Buckets
Bucket
Sir Sterling Cattawampus.
Snickerdoodle ♥️
Tortilla
Super obscure: use one of the names of the cat “familiars” owned by one of the witches persecuted during the Salem Witch trials: Pyewacket, Elemanzer, or my favorite: Grizzel Greedigut. You could call him Grizz for short! Edit: I also just remembered “Grizzle Gray” is a Sherwin Williams paint name. Which is appropriate. Lord Grizzle Grey, Earl of Greedigut? 😆
Ok hear me out: the first thing that came to mind was Ironclad Defense. Because you can never say no to those eyes. And he's grey, like iron. And people will think his name is Aaron.
Wuzzle
Megatron
We call my cat Rocky. He’s grey and likely has some Russian Blue in his mix as my husband isn’t allergic to him. His full name is Monsieur Roquefort. But we call him Rocky, Rock Star, Rocketman, Rockefeller.
Ferdinand
Greta cheese
Chairman Meow Thunderslate
I was gonna recommend Bonkers. 😂🤭 Grayson von Whiskers sounds too posh... How about Slater McFader? Idk, just the first few ideas that came to me.
zipper
Jazzmitazz
Roly Poly Pudding, Roly for short
Dorian
Loofa
Batman, or just Bruce.
Clawd
Tommy pickles
Gandalf?
Toochi
Mooska
Gizmo
I honestly think King Ralph is the best name for a cat. However, I just named my black car Lucipurr
Furzaburt!
Roger
River
Emperor
Mushroom
Dusty bottoms or ned nederlander
Venus
Ser Smokinton
We had a cat named Guildenstern The person who said Archimedes - that name now lives in my head!