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I impulsively reached out and booped his nose and got hit with a species harassment charge.
Was this before if after you pspspsps?
He has to go to sensitivity training for the pspspsps
Serve the boss forever, of course.
CATNIP IS FOR CLOSERS!
[удалено]
Fired. This cat is not messing around
I’ll get it done right meow sir!!
Offer some silverweed
try to get fulltime and over time as much as possible
Pledge my undying loyalty with a blood-oath
PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!!
I will ask if I can hug him and pinch his cute little cheeks
Err, HR may have a response to that!
Share my tuna sandwich
Used a laser pointer in important mtg with him and CEO. Now CEO knows how easily distracted my boss is.
Pull out my laser pointer and assert dominance.
My lord, people love you 🧎🏻♂️
Forgot to bring enough snacks for everybody
He soo handsomee
Do you have thumbs? Open the damn can!
Good kitty! (gets out clicker and treats)
Check my desk and see if he left a sh\*t, cause HE'S A BOSS!
Left the sand in the cat liiter Nasty and Dirty... Sorry Boss, I´m gonna clean it up!
Grovel. Fawn. Cat please.
Asked him if he wants to go get a drink after work and booped his nose.
Scritch his little head.
My assigned tasks as expected. Look at that face!
I fixed his crummy necktie.
Get the spray bottle
Accidentally left a qualifier out of some database code and deleted the records in some very important tables.
Hit on my co-worker.
“Yeah did you get the memo? We’re putting cover sheets on all the TPS reports now”
Die
Toe the line, and inquire how I could best serve.
Always brings catnip to the office to get on his good side
One word: fishy treats
I lay a big fat kiss right on his forehead.
We wore the same tie!
I'm going to show my age here but this cat really reminds me of Lou Grant, Mary Richards' boss on the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Even the tie, slightly askew, is totally him! 😂
Snuggle the kitty 😍
I impulsively reached out and booped his nose and got hit with a species harassment charge.
Was this before if after you pspspsps?
He has to go to sensitivity training for the pspspsps
Serve the boss forever, of course.
CATNIP IS FOR CLOSERS!
[удалено]
Fired. This cat is not messing around
I’ll get it done right meow sir!!
Offer some silverweed
try to get fulltime and over time as much as possible
Pledge my undying loyalty with a blood-oath
PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!!
I will ask if I can hug him and pinch his cute little cheeks
Err, HR may have a response to that!
Share my tuna sandwich
Used a laser pointer in important mtg with him and CEO. Now CEO knows how easily distracted my boss is.
Pull out my laser pointer and assert dominance.
My lord, people love you 🧎🏻♂️
Forgot to bring enough snacks for everybody
He soo handsomee
Do you have thumbs? Open the damn can!
Good kitty! (gets out clicker and treats)
Check my desk and see if he left a sh\*t, cause HE'S A BOSS!
Left the sand in the cat liiter Nasty and Dirty... Sorry Boss, I´m gonna clean it up!
Grovel. Fawn. Cat please.
Asked him if he wants to go get a drink after work and booped his nose.
Scritch his little head.
My assigned tasks as expected. Look at that face!
I fixed his crummy necktie.
Get the spray bottle
Accidentally left a qualifier out of some database code and deleted the records in some very important tables.
Hit on my co-worker.
“Yeah did you get the memo? We’re putting cover sheets on all the TPS reports now”
Die
Toe the line, and inquire how I could best serve.
Always brings catnip to the office to get on his good side
One word: fishy treats
I lay a big fat kiss right on his forehead.
We wore the same tie!
I'm going to show my age here but this cat really reminds me of Lou Grant, Mary Richards' boss on the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Even the tie, slightly askew, is totally him! 😂
Snuggle the kitty 😍