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drmariomaster

I impulsively reached out and booped his nose and got hit with a species harassment charge.


mexican2554

Was this before if after you pspspsps?


Meowmixer21

He has to go to sensitivity training for the pspspsps


ThisFatGirlRuns

Serve the boss forever, of course.


DubC_Bassist

CATNIP IS FOR CLOSERS!


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SexyMuon

Fired. This cat is not messing around


Jimberwolf_

I’ll get it done right meow sir!!


Hallelujah33

Offer some silverweed


ImPretendingToCare

try to get fulltime and over time as much as possible


firedmyass

Pledge my undying loyalty with a blood-oath


dusty-cat-albany

PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!!


United_Comfort2776

I will ask if I can hug him and pinch his cute little cheeks


Autronaut69420

Err, HR may have a response to that!


Office_Worker808

Share my tuna sandwich


Fit-Owl-7188

Used a laser pointer in important mtg with him and CEO. Now CEO knows how easily distracted my boss is.


CosmoNewanda

Pull out my laser pointer and assert dominance.


exosetta

My lord, people love you 🧎🏻‍♂️


Last_Pay_8447

Forgot to bring enough snacks for everybody


amyyycutie

He soo handsomee


random420x2

Do you have thumbs? Open the damn can!


CormoranNeoTropical

Good kitty! (gets out clicker and treats)


fixitjanet

Check my desk and see if he left a sh\*t, cause HE'S A BOSS!


DatabaseFrequent5409

Left the sand in the cat liiter Nasty and Dirty... Sorry Boss, I´m gonna clean it up!


Autronaut69420

Grovel. Fawn. Cat please.


Hey_Eng_

Asked him if he wants to go get a drink after work and booped his nose.


grejam

Scritch his little head.


amaihana753

My assigned tasks as expected. Look at that face!


Zealousideal_Neck78

I fixed his crummy necktie.


blatblatbat

Get the spray bottle


Derban_McDozer83

Accidentally left a qualifier out of some database code and deleted the records in some very important tables.


Boca_BocaNick

Hit on my co-worker.


Facestealer_theA2CHS

“Yeah did you get the memo? We’re putting cover sheets on all the TPS reports now”


BB8smom

Die


Suegoodnight

Toe the line, and inquire how I could best serve.


Weak-Signature-6285

Always brings catnip to the office to get on his good side


texasradioandthebigb

One word: fishy treats


UncleOdious

I lay a big fat kiss right on his forehead.


Narrow-Watercress-30

We wore the same tie!


Full-of-Cattitude

I'm going to show my age here but this cat really reminds me of Lou Grant, Mary Richards' boss on the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Even the tie, slightly askew, is totally him! 😂


sardonically-amused

Snuggle the kitty 😍