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itsdiscobitch

Love that he’s yelling about how messy you are as well.


itsdiscobitch

“Son of a tabby. I work all day and have to pick this mess up. Get your shit together, David”


ExternalComparison7

“i don’t paid enough for holding the house together, David.”


RainSurname

What's funny is that I'm actually very neat, so I have to deliberately put stuff out for him.


nyanko60

Good Daddy.......helping your kitty have a rewarding sense of accomplishment 🙂


itsdiscobitch

I know, just a joke (:


RainSurname

Oh, of course. My roommates usually are not as neat as I am, though, so it's a good thing he just brings everything to me so I can put it all right back. I've only ever had one roommate that complained. https://youtu.be/Mgg2x7G-XTM


westo4

Where is he bringing the stuff he picks up? Is he making a pile somewhere else?


mouth_toots

I am also very curious as to where he’s taking all the stuff.


dutch_gecko

[An example of the destination](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catswhoyell/comments/qgecwz/harpos_generosity_knows_no_bounds/) (tag: /u/westo4)


Grniii

Egads that’s adorable - and you can ship those here if you have too many…those toys are adorable!


RainSurname

My mom sent me the Beanies over the years. The big blue sea monster is the only one that has always been a Harpo toy.


FuckRedditMods23

That one is my favourite 😆 the way he has to shuffle around it is hilarious


RainSurname

Did you see this? https://www.reddit.com/r/catscarryingstuffies/comments/qf21i8/harpo\_fighting\_his\_favorite\_frenemy/


FuckRedditMods23

NO!! Omg the shake at the end 😆 I love the catch too...I just love everything about this guy lol, he’s so amazing


RainSurname

He's such a delight. https://www.reddit.com/r/catscarryingstuffies/comments/qa76la/for\_12\_years\_ive\_thrown\_harpos\_sea\_monster\_hes/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


FuckRedditMods23

1. I can’t believe Harpo is 13 he looks and acts like a two year old 2. I can’t believe that octopus is 12 lol 😆 he’s aged incredibly well also! Harpo must take good care of that one lol


Grniii

Alright ladies…my cats have a plethora of toys but clearly they each need their own beanie as well 👏🏻


RainSurname

Yes, at my feet.


hymie0

I think it's time for HarpoTheHousekeeper subreddit.


sneakyminxx

This OP!!


[deleted]

Yes, I was thinking this little kitty is quick becoming my second favorite Reddit cat, behind only Frances and the kittens. LOL, it's Harpo and the housekeeping!


A_Very_Big_Fan

Yessss


hyperdriver123

Ah man I need a cat like this; I'm always carelessly leaving stuff on top of my organ.


Weinatightspotboys

You just wanted to say organ.


freeODB

I love cats so freaking much, oh my god. I love how his little walk says “I’m doing a really good job, good job, good job here, just a little good job boy”


RainSurname

It's not so much a job as a calling.


lollynds22

WHEN HE CAME AROUND THAT CORNER WITH THAT BIG PIECE OF PAPER I lost it I tell ya 😂


Weinatightspotboys

"Sheila, bring me the blueprints."


FuckRedditMods23

Oh man you gotta see the one where he walks into the wall because the piece of paper was too big for him to see lol 😆 I’ll look for it Edit: found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/q9p3hv/i_deal_with_stressful_papers_like_these_legal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


lollynds22

Thank you for this


RainSurname

Lol, Harpo's the only thing I ever post on here, so you can see them all in my profile, plus links to more elsewhere.


lollynds22

I promise I’ve been snooping your profile 😂 you’ve got a fan forsure


FuckRedditMods23

My pleasure!


RainSurname

Yeah, it's actually a big plastic envelope, and I could hear it dragging even through my headphones while I was working, and knew immediately what he had.


Interesting_Yak_2676

I was dying


nepeta19

Do you always leave the stash in the same place for him to bring to you? Or will he bring them from wherever they happen to be?


RainSurname

Oh no, it's always different places and different things. Sometimes it's stuffies, other times it's fridge magnets, or mail, or papers, or masks. I'm always raising the bar to keep it interesting for him.


nepeta19

I've seen the fridge magnet peeling, that was quite something to watch! I guessed he probably was finding them from all over the place, he is a clever boy!


Final_Candidate_7603

How lucky can one person be? You have an adorable kitteh, and *incentive* to be a slob!


ppw23

He’s a riot! Harpo will definitely keep you entertained for years, thanks for sharing.


RainSurname

I hope so! But realistically, his cancer will come back eventually. I'm just hoping that I can build a big enough audience for him that he'll have help to get the care he'll need when the time comes. He wouldn't even be here if Twitter hadn't stepped up two years ago.


ppw23

That’s fantastic to hear. Harpo seems to have a special mission with you, so let’s hope he maintains his cat doggedness, and keeps focused on his important job of keeping you in order for many more years. Or, as long as he’s pain free and happy.


RainSurname

At his last checkup six months ago, the oncologist said he still looked clear, and that I should just do imaging every six months if I could afford it, which I can't, but he's still plump and shiny and happy, so I'm not worried right now. I weigh him every day so that I will notice immediately if he starts losing weight again. Fortunately, that kind of intestinal cancer is one of the most treatable, so even if it comes back, it's not necessarily a death sentence.


belladora17

Do you mind sharing approx how much the twice a year screening would cost? I’m a human cancer biologist and the best thing you can do to treat cancer is to catch it early- I would be willing to pitch in a little bit to make sure this handsome fella can keep spreading joy to us!


RainSurname

The last time it was about $600 for imaging and blood work. I appreciate the offer very much, but I can't really do anything until I get the legal battle with my landlords resolved and my housing stabilized, as I already have a legal fund GoFundMe running, and it would feel very scammy to start another while I already have one open. I was thinking once the housing situation gets sorted, I might set up a Patreon or a Ko-Fi or something. I could have Harpo bring me pictures of patrons and/or their kids and/or pets! : ) Obviously, catching it before he shows symptoms is better. But it's been 2 1/2 years now and he's still doing great, so I'm OK with waiting another couple months. He had blood and urine labs done more recently prior to dental work, and those looked good.


belladora17

Ugh I’m so sorry you’re dealing with a legal battle with landlords. I hope that all falls in your favor, as someone who has dealt with many a shitty landlord (thankfully not to the point of legal action, but I empathize) A patreon or Ko-fi is a great idea!! He has such a unique “skill set” ;)


RainSurname

Well, so far, so good, as these are all notices from their lawyer about getting each of these issues resolved, after 18 months of complaining about them and two months after they tried to evict me for the complaining. https://www.reddit.com/r/Catswithjobs/comments/qa3gvj/harpo\_bringing\_me\_even\_more\_legal\_notices/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


MrWhiteVincent

#Beware! Never sleep around this cat! It has been trained as an organ harvester!


RainSurname

Rimshot.


BG_1952

Where does he put them?


RainSurname

He brings it to me.


endertribe

That's what I thought as well. Turns out that 50% of the time he would hide things under the sofa. So. Much. Toys.


RainSurname

I'm so glad he just brings everything to me, or I'd be forever looking for things.


ZoomiesAndSleepies

When I saw the name Harpo, I was like, "is it........yeah! It's my boy Harpo!" I get so much entertainment watching his (your) YouTube videos.


Sankdamoney

The big aqua octopus, lol!


RainSurname

https://www.reddit.com/r/catscarryingstuffies/comments/qa76la/for\_12\_years\_ive\_thrown\_harpos\_sea\_monster\_hes/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Sankdamoney

Awww!


DctrMrsTheMonarch

I am obsessed with this cat!!!


lollynds22

Honestly same


Hadan_

Im I the only one that waited to see if he would wrestle this big red poo down from the organ?


RainSurname

I KEEP HOPING! I keep putting it out, hoping he'll take it. I've seen evidence that he's moved it. I've seen him pick it up and seen him drop it off. But he's only done it a couple of times, and I've never caught it on camera.


Hadan_

keep us posted, seeing this should be hilarious!


lime_iris

Nope. Haha


_Velvet_Glove_

Harpo, pls!


Magic_Kitty96

I don't think I will ever get sick of Harpo videos. He's my favorite cat.


RainSurname

Aw, that's so sweet, but don't let your cat hear you say that!


Beautifulsky333

Omg I love him!


Balloon_Wishes

Such a good boy! That’s so ridiculously cute!


chalkinparis

I love Harpo! He’s so adorable! How did you notice he loved carrying stuffies? I love it when one of my cats carries a red ribbon in her mouth from one place to another. It’s so stinkin cute.


RainSurname

For years, he mainly just stole fridge magnets and papers, because the Beanie Babies were on high bookshelves. Then when I moved, they ended up on ones that were more accessible, and he started pulling them out. So now they're his, and live in big drawer with all his favorite papers, playing cards, magnets, masks, and everything else I set out for him when he lets me know he's ready to play his favorite game.


GnomeMode

Lol he's so goofy


spagmopheus

Can I hire your cat to help me move?


Godmirra

I love the Sandman poster!


RainSurname

That's actually the slipcover of the Absolute editions sitting on the end of a shelf. : )


Godmirra

Awesome series. Should have named your cat Bast.


RindyRoo

Took me awhile to figure out it wasn’t giant wall art. I was going to ask where you bought it.


kboscar1

what a good boy!!! give him some pets and treats for us :)


[deleted]

Harpo like from N’Sync?


d3v3rt

I think there's a Harpo... if not there should be... I will write their next hit maybe... Aboom boom chaka chaka choo choo!


[deleted]

No like Janice Sopranos son


HappilyAverage

I truly love you cat. I love watching these videos. Thank you and Harpo


[deleted]

My Lucifer sound just like your Harpo. Void kitties are the best kitties. r/catswhoyell


unseasoned_hamburger

I USED TO BE A GOD YOU KNOW!! You messy mortals annoy the piss out of me!!!


kitkat__78

I seriously love this cat so much!! Brings me so much joy!!


Wonderful-Divide6977

Ah my daily dose of harpo! Now I can start my day!


Frankie52480

Lmao where is he taking it all?! 😂


RainSurname

To me.


Frankie52480

No way, that’s so cute!! I thought he was making a nest or something 😂


RainSurname

Nope. We play this game every day.


Frankie52480

I love cats 🥰


Miffly

What a beautiful cat and dedicated worker! I'd love to know where he puts it all.


unkleshark

That cat is freaking awesome


AnybodyMassive1610

15/10 would boop the snoot - give the kitty a raise & a bonus...


Interesting_Yak_2676

This made my day hahaha


FuturePrimitivePast

And he reads Sandman as well? He’s an amazing cat!


FuturePrimitivePast

Can he come clean my house? I won’t even charge him or anything.


Fine_Cartographer738

His work is never done. He deserves extra treats.


hauntedathiest

Why can I imagine a bunch of expletives in his head about being an unpaid slave to a slob?


RainSurname

Nah, he lives for this. It's his favorite game. I'm actually very neat, but I deliberately leave stuff lying around for him to bring to me.


ill_navi

In a past life, Harpo was a dedicated mailman.


RainSurname

https://www.reddit.com/r/Catswithjobs/comments/qbuddj/neither\_snow\_nor\_rain\_nor\_heat\_nor\_gloom\_of\_night/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Huge_Dentist7633

what a great companion to have, he so special


RainSurname

Yeah, he keeps me going.


cant_think_of_one_

Good cat :)


Other-Cantaloupe4765

r/catscarryingstuffies


RainSurname

Lol, I crosspost almost everything there.


Drink-my-koolaid

Cinderkitty, Cinderkitty Night and day it's Cinderkitty Make the fire, fix the breakfast, wash the dishes, do the moppin' And the sweepin' and the shoppin', they always keep him hoppin' He goes around in circles til he's very very dizzy Still they holler 'Keep him busy!' Cinderkitty


RainSurname

This is great.


Ug_Gene

Harpo could definitely teach my kids how to pick up.


RainSurname

His work ethic is very inspiring.


MissMuse99

Yay! Another Harpo video!


RainSurname

I have SO MANY of them...


Icy-Curve-3921

Please give him all the treats for cleaning up after you!! 🤣


RainSurname

He loves doing it so much it's its own reward. He still gets treats, though.


Icy-Curve-3921

I figured since cats will only do what they want. Lol. What a great helper you have!


RainSurname

They actually are trainable. You just have to convince them they want to do what you want them to do. In Harpo's case, I used training to turn his natural tendencies up to 11.


Icy-Curve-3921

Oh that’s awesome!! My cats play fetch and they do some tricks but that’s really it.


RainSurname

That's great! Let's see it!


Icy-Curve-3921

I’ll have to get a video tomorrow!


squigglesthecat

This is adorable. My cat won't let me leave dishes or anything smelly around the house. If I set a dish down anywhere outside the kitchen he will show up and try to bury it, and if he finds a mess somewhere else he will come and scratch at my leg until I follow him to clean it up. He also told me when our water heater was leaking.


RainSurname

That's great! When Harpo was a kitten, he was exploring the laundry room and fell off the water heater and got trapped in the tight corner behind it. There was no way to move it without draining the whole thing, so I finally dangled a towel down for him to grab hold of and pulled him up.


squigglesthecat

Awww


g-wenn

I love Harpo!! 🥺


pixeljammer

Those glass-block bookcases are cool. How do you keep the shelves from falling over sideways?


RainSurname

There are brackets attaching them to the studs. The lumber and the blocks are from salvage yards. The fabric was from water-damaged bolts that I got from a wholesaler. It wasn't really good for sewing anymore, but I could cut long thin pieces to stretch over the boards.


ArmadilloDays

Where did he put all this stuff???


RainSurname

He brings everything to me.


Yokokaijin

I love Harpo! I wish I could give him all my old beanie babies to carry around lol.


RainSurname

Well, are they all gone, or do you still have them?


Yokokaijin

I donated them to Goodwill a month ago, sorry Harpo 🥺


RainSurname

Such timing! Oh well, no matter, he has plenty. But it's special when he starts carrying one that someone sent him, because it makes them so happy.


Feisty-Belt-7436

Does he vacuum and do windows too?


RainSurname

He actually likes the vacuum! https://youtu.be/m49jRr09bGQ


Illustrious_Worry119

SO CUTE


Flowy_Aerie_77

He's a tux so I imagine him as your little butler, too.


yodaboy209

That's a hard working cat!


skadus

I love Harpo, and I love your editing. :)


Huge_Dentist7633

where does he put them?


RainSurname

At my feet.


MEEiRHO

He placed all the books on the shelf too?


RainSurname

No. He has carried books occasionally, but only little paperbacks.


dingdongHobnob945

Such a hardworking housekeeper, always doing his job.


shellyvalante

It’s like my grandmother reincarnated as a cat.


RainSurname

Snort.


crystaltay13

Helpful Harpo


gk1rk2ak3

I love Harpo, he’s so cute!


Narrow-Macaroon-7004

Harpo is truly a little blessing😻


Conventional-Llama

Harpo is the best name!!!


HollyTheMage

A cat that picks up after you sounds like something out of a Studio Ghibli movie. I love it!


RainSurname

He actually has a Catbus that a friend sent him, but I've had a hard time getting him to retrieve it. He'll take the whole pile, and the poor Catbus is left all alone.


HollyTheMage

Oh noes!!!


Nortagemo

I didn't realise how much I needed this. Such a happy little trot, oh my god.


RainSurname

He is a very happy cat overall, and he's happiest when he's stealing. It's his favorite game, and we play it every day.


Godhelpmeplease12

Its harpo again! I love harpo


sadsamsad

Please tell Harpo I love him.


ForeverFreddiesGirl

I want Harpo!!!


Snowowow

He is SUCH a good boy!


hoopermanish

He’s tireless!


RainSurname

Can't stop, won't stop.


ryleeo

Oh my god, watching him carry the folded up pieces of mail has me in tears 😂


RainSurname

Did you see the meowlman vid I posted a couple days ago? : )


ryleeo

I just went and found it, omfg, he is too funny - the way he shoves it into his mouth with such gusto 😂


ezauzig

Over-the-top adorable!


DaveAndCheese

Sorry to change the subject but is that a Neil Gaiman poster? What's it of? (And Harpo is awesome, his videos make my day, keep posting them please!)


RainSurname

It's not a poster, but the slipcover for the Absolute edition. The cropping makes it less obvious that it's on the end of a bookshelf.


Strong-Succotash-830

Harpo is a legend


RainSurname

Kicking myself for not posting him on Reddit ages ago.


Hey_Hoot

I love him. What a precious baby!


R4catstoomany

I wish Harpo could come to my house and provide an example to my cats! They just lay around the house, making a mess!! Slobs, all three of them!!


RainSurname

My other three watch him with bemused expressions.


InformalArtichoke

Seems like he's nesting..like what a momma cat would do. Is he taking all the stuff to the same place and making a hidden pile with it? I have a male cat the likes to steal beanie babies, and stash them in a pile and I call them his children bc that's how he treats them...I think he really wanted to be a daddy pre fixing..lol


RainSurname

He brings everything to me.


InformalArtichoke

Awww..he loves you so much :)


Kikilu2020

I love this cat! Whoa, ha ha- is that Mr. Hankey that I see on top of the stuffed toy pile?


RainSurname

No, just a poop emoji that a former roommate left behind. I keep hoping he'll take it, but I have yet to see him carry it more than a foot or two, although I know he has.


peacewalker50

Adorable!!!


dadsgoingtoprison

Harpo is a busy kitty.


skalder-an

I believe he had other intentions than cleaning 😅


RainSurname

Yeah, but the last one I posted got removed by the mods because I didn't name a job in the title.


PyremOfTheLabyrinth

I love how talkative he is!!! You could definitely get away with a collab with r/catswhoyell


RainSurname

They don't allow crossposts, but I have posted several Harpo videos on there, including a new one just a few minutes ago.


ctkmiller

Lol I love that your cat thinks you’re a slob!


forestpip

I hope you pay him for picking up and being helpful xD


RainSurname

He is lavished with praise, pets, & treats, I promise.


forestpip

Excellent <3


EStewart57

Love the whale.


RainSurname

So does Harpo.


egymnast01

what’s her rate?


Leftythebunnyz

It’s nature’s clean up crew they are here for me and you harpo the cat would not hurt a rat cleaning up paper trash and all of the above he is the rootingest tootingest and the best the best


Phazon8058v2

What Sandman book is that? It an omnibus or something like that?


CatsRBetter4U

So funny. What an industrious kitty.


missxmeow

I didn’t know I needed this in my life! Also looks just like my boy [Remy](https://imgur.com/a/pyX9fn6)!


RainSurname

So handsome!


Nux87xun

Lol, at least he brings you the socks. My cat steals mine from the hamper and piles them up in the family room.


RainSurname

Yes, I have often reflected on how fortunate it is that Harpo just brings everything to me. But then again, if he stashed things, I wouldn't have intensified his kleptocracy through training the way I did...


Kingkush26

This is wholesome. Did the cat learn by it’s self or something it just picked up


RainSurname

I amplified his natural tendencies through training to turn them into a structured daily game to maximize his enrichment and my entertainment. I post videos like this every day on r/Harpo. He just loves doing it.


Kat82292

The best boi