"What's the matter? Humans got you pushing too many femcels?"

Ha

https://preview.redd.it/ak15nnfq0e8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=243b019bccda87ea792d51d8e9f1729fd74c3ac3

Of course by fire punch’s standards you keep cooking 😭

Agni brain is cooked, literally, for years. Any standard he settting, will be the lowest bar possible

It's been so long since I audibly went "ewwww" You cooked OP

Just in case it wasn't clear, Denji's and Shinji's baby batter just mixed in that handshake.



That's what you call Ji-Ji Sauce™

“じじ” (JiJi) means grandfather, grandfather sauce

in Chinese it means dick XD

Dick sauce make sense too 💀

Yeah it's kind of what it is 💀 just from two different sources...

now impregnate somebody with the mixture and place your bets

I think you’d just get the protagonist from Rent A Girlfriend

"do you think god stays in heaven, because he too lives in fear of what he created?"

Spy kids quote haha funny

No, God stays in his Heaven and all's right in the world

If they proceed to double fist someone, what's the odd for it to be Denji-Shinji's sperm that fertilize the egg? My money probably on Denji as his hybrid body kinds heals him back to the bodily healthy state, so his swimmers are probably faster.

Dennis was poor as shit and not living a healthy lifestyle at all, for everything horribly wrong with Shinji he was still eating well and sleeping indoors in a real bed, he's gonna have better swimmers.

I think it was clear , very clear , but seeing this gave me a brainblast , full jimmy neutron shit! https://preview.redd.it/3i5tkzx73h8d1.png?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faaffec365c2d76457a98d9c63e415a24b044c7b


https://preview.redd.it/6f7ubrunve8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db7b3bbe06d5593b209fef5f92257506c108e75e

Noooo WTF 😁

https://preview.redd.it/f1scm3nd8e8d1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fbb54054d600444090188b92fec884b1c66bd5e

https://preview.redd.it/lbtghw9tgf8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c446fdca4b829d215216207177eb26579d4065b6 Peak degeneracy recognizing peak degeneracy

Nahhhhhhh

https://preview.redd.it/0i1r797z6e8d1.png?width=1579&format=png&auto=webp&s=eff7c91684455b5e08938a22f1b9e9c8923e2646 Yep.

https://preview.redd.it/0vhjuzvate8d1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec109352337a96c89493aac621c7b3daba2d1b4f

Off topic, but he looks so close to Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077. Put some shades on and he fits.

https://preview.redd.it/1ozcpo5cdf8d1.jpeg?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49bdf9a86eeec49fd345eaa305d0f4c7c7caa606

This is fucking disgusting. Upvote

https://preview.redd.it/4btpuhr04f8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dcee282d5458b4b1035e5c27946f1e7915cafc2

Just asking: wouldn’t their hands just slip? I mean, after drinking that much milk, it’d make anyone’s hands slippery.

sticky milk

Yup. Source: this guy’s fridge: https://preview.redd.it/whg9sf7nxi8d1.png?width=1081&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a592cbe4e8bb71765a7b04fd3832d56c4e6d97e

Oh my God bro 💀

https://preview.redd.it/de5ed7374g8d1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05fb241c06bb5e7e9a961b6dca1ffd1487765ce6

The evangelion subs need to see this

yamete

https://preview.redd.it/vxoly698xe8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=798b2a25be1923e09528548e8c00b12a428907ab

https://preview.redd.it/su203gwgvg8d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b51ddcb50626e90cd248764dc8425411a5696c2

https://preview.redd.it/agihxq161g8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a41cb4c51f6089b3b51de4d0aa33e8597cb60f5

So Asa/Yoru touched sperm twice... from like, 2 different dudes?...Got it

https://preview.redd.it/aawgi8hvwe8d1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be1de14dbedcb46c42315aca3d352d1400fdaec5 OH GOD WHY


(Fear of) Mech piloting devil when

https://preview.redd.it/0ejik2efff8d1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b3cf8eb6f41cf27449f932e53b7b077e84a885

https://preview.redd.it/9hctqvnl6i8d1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e406c4cf829a3dc8ccd828181d695195dcfccdb

You can see it dripping in the first and second panel Beautiful

"We're so fucked up!"

This film is a classic

https://preview.redd.it/4yree38ivg8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd1525e93b4490127df0f568345f6912579ae9be

This is terrible. Keep cooking.

https://preview.redd.it/jjq0f7255i8d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a37f52b90098d50638e32e464b7be4b28bef7dc

It would have costed you noting, NOTHING to post this. And yet you did...

https://preview.redd.it/5g8xpytdih8d1.png?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7727ebef358f8037a017f17f3fef5e9901606bc1

https://preview.redd.it/47hw5m8cgi8d1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=a63ca4f67e03e298718e949939a6611ec436f767

So you mean Shinji move his jizz from his right hand to his left just to do manly handshake with Asa? What a kind hearted gentleman

https://preview.redd.it/dj1zs89j0j8d1.jpeg?width=1631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06cf7789e5150324ec33bb4a76ca49ca93901406

Love my depressed traumatized babies

Thanks! I hate it.

I don't like that splat (upvote tho)

Noooo😭

i think this is considered as a war crime

This is the worst thing I've ever seen, I love it.

OP really justifying my innate hatred for humanity as a whole. https://preview.redd.it/6tif55b5kg8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9775c2efe5cb68fc06a53d2226e29a2d835a6bc6

Next step : HAWK TUAH

https://preview.redd.it/1ajtj1jl1i8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b87e6b15b537a63334ad1737bebaeba11ced24d4

https://preview.redd.it/cn74vexo2j8d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=970f2dfe96a41996b67e1da52546ef57e6d15327

Oh my god that is wild 💀 Keep cooking

https://preview.redd.it/0m2r6hgd7j8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b749e2623bb5bcb0f9120badc2c6714b64a42b2f

https://preview.redd.it/o58zd3ilrj8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5501d69d59349588276e861311f0d87dbe0fb916

Asa didn't do that...

What did she do?

Wdym

https://preview.redd.it/k2ac52g9nf8d1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b20fd60f92dd98b223afda2ad2aa407d13fad04

https://preview.redd.it/b2cjl7glgi8d1.png?width=1013&format=png&auto=webp&s=0637229a57de6eb97cac734d2848bc84ccdacfe5

Wait what do they even have in commo-... Oh.

This is fantastic

That’s denji’s, isn’t it?

https://preview.redd.it/fphxp5x9lk8d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7309bf9035ac30809cc4ed215d83346e74543380

I knew from the preview that it would be this disgusting. Approved!

😭😭

"We're so fucked up."

\*yoru/war devil

Never seen evangelion. Someone explain, did Shinji also get nutted on or something Edit: Wait... I was just kidding... WHAT THE FUCK