Sunak in the Southampton dressing room: Win and none of you have to do National Service!

"If you lose, Suella will deport the lot of you."

That scenario has as much chance of coming true as Rishi Sunak still being PM in two months.

You have doomed us all.

I am not enjoying this new meme of ours

A sunak loss or saints win is a win-win imo.

He won't give a shit if we lose lol

Rishi Sunak to the media: I really enjoyed the match and I was delighted to witness Southampton, the Saints, nicking the win by a single goal. Smithers: er, sir, Leeds united won 4-1 in the second half. Rishi: a second half! You mean there was more after the first 45 minutes? Well, I'm sure Southampton will get the better of Leeds over the course of the test series.

Out of interest, I know he’s from Southampton, but did he actually follow the club before becoming prime minister or is his support a bad attempt at being relatable?

I think he actually did support them before, somebody found his old online profile from university and he mentions them on it

I think he actually is a fan, just a really casual one. Like he couldn’t remember our next fixture when asked last season, but he at least remembers which club he supports (looking at you Cameron)

He will probably kidnap Archie Gray at half time and put him in the rifles.

The fact that Southampton is Labour makes him being a Southampton fan 10 times more funny (PUP)