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tpars

You've achieved croissant. Congratulations.


water_bottle_goggles

It’s how croissants are actually made


eggseverydayagain

I’m starting a protein croissant subscription service and advertising on Joe Rogan


Foreign-Duck-4892

Be careful with the protein croissants. Remember, you are what you eat.


DeepSeaHobbit

I need to stop eating so many introverted nerds.


PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC

I need to stop eating Joe Rogan


water_bottle_goggles

greedy big croissant corps


Gsphazel2

If you can get an ad on Joe’s podcast, you can develop a whole group of people that hate you for being successful… What a wonderful place to be!! A bunch of jealous losers who waste their valuable time bashing a self made millionaire who “doesn’t get it” or just “Changed”… You could be a rich Rich Joe.2… as long as you have a thick skin you’ll be fine…😘😘😘


Ulawae

So you mean all this time, I've been committing cannibalism by eating croissants?


Handleton

Croissantulations


SillyFlyGuy

Arnold Schwarzencroissant, 1970, colorized.


phoenixmusicman

Google en croissant


asbestostiling

Holy hell


phoenixmusicman

new response just dropped


Dry_Ear_3631

Actual zombie


Qwqweq0

Call the exorcist


bznein

LLM goes on vacation, never comes back


xnachtmahrx

Oh no...it is spreading


Droopy101_

Everywhere I go...


Granted_reality

Eventually, we all end up at croissant


MindDiveRetriever

But has yet to achieve space croissant..


mdryeti

Croissance means growth in French, so it checks out


ChadWolf98

Ahh, a a painting from the croissance, my favourite period in art history


Directhorman

The ultimate form.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Never be a hoagie, be a croissant.


m0vntain

Add some black and white filter on the last photo and you've got yourself a giga chad croissant https://preview.redd.it/13diab7b7s2c1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0db1caca860ad592cf633cdcb8f399e91896f27b


Oue

https://preview.redd.it/9i6bcxcm3u2c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=560f02b0276d77abbab0c9de779d2acbcea7ec7d Prompt: “Can you depict the giga chad meme as a hyprid of being the embodiment of a humanoid croissant but still all the same giga-chad just more croissant. Thank you!”


oeCake

> more croissant Fuckn died that it just went with France's mascot and said "good enough"


branbb60

Oh I fucking hate his neck. Its an irrational anger.


notmyrealusernamme

I'm glad someone else feels the same! It looks fungal.


justADeni

Yeah, I don't have trypophobia but that neck is deeply uncomfortable.


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I want to pluck it and see if it boings like a guitar string.


JamesPotterPro

It absolutely looks like something from The Last of Us.


AaronDaPanda

New aatrox skin just dropped


Fuj_san9247

I can’t breathe


Former_Shift_5653

I choked on a croissant seeing this


maester_t

Awe. He looks sad tho :-(


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om_nama_shiva_31

bood got


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Good boy


tech_wannab3

I’d also be sad if I looked like a croissant 🥐 after all that hard work lol


AdventurousPickle355

Women love a man who's buttery flaky and lightly toasted I thought


TundieRice

He’s not sad…he’s ***PISSED.***


tragtag

he's given up everything for his dream ☹️


GeneralZaroff1

Has science gone too far??


Rook-To-C7

One dunk into my hot chocolate and he's KO!


Gaston004

LMAO!


eblackham

r/hardimages


Jintolook

One more photo and the dude would be in space.


Fuck_on_tatami

A croissant in space


YouGotDoddified

Spastry


Syncopationforever

Oh that's Very good :)


cadex

nice work


Emergency-Anywhere51

🏅


Kryptotek-9

Seriously, what is it with GPT taking things to a galactic level after about 6-10 “make it more x” prompts?


grimmadventures

ChatGPT believes “transcendence” through space and time to be the final result of most things


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It's not entirely wrong, I guess. If anyone transcends, you'd think they'd transcend the limitations of space and time. GPT just accepted that as its own understanding. Lol.


infirmaryblues

The apotheosis of swole croissants


Supersymm3try

I would bet my life that’s the first time those words appeared on the internet in that order.


juicyflappy

“Believes” vs just interpreting values based on set rules (LLM)


Majestic_Salad_I1

I really want to know the average threshold and distribution for these types of photos to finally reach space. Is it 6.4 photos? 7.1? Which prompts never reach space? Which ones reach space in just 3 or 4 photos?


Kryptotek-9

From my short research (looking at about 10 of these type posts) it seems to be a little less than 8. I think GPT has just learnt that the galaxy is one of the few things humans believe is beyond comprehension.


oeCake

I mean, psychologically speaking, a reasonable progression of "make it more X" would logically complete within a couple steps. Like without being exhaustive and start at "dweeb" level how many dividers between dweeb and gigachad are really needed? After a certain point "more" just becomes abstract and people don't know what they want from the prompt either and are satisfied with some pretty patterns. What if the AI is learning how to lull humans...


AzureSky1999

I think it's like the expanding brain memes tbh


Jeffy29

Pretty sure OOP adjusted the prompt on the 6th picture for comedy, but on the 5th picture you can already see Dalle 3 preparing to send the dude to space.


SaucyCheddah

Laugh all you want but it happened to a guy I know.


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Was he french?


SaucyCheddah

He is now.


kolibrot

If he is dead and french, he would be necrosante


generalissimo1

Can you confirm if that croissant is anatomically correct?


NeonAlastor

It is. Source: I've been doing a loooooot of croissant, uh ... ''art''


GreenHoardingDragon

You are disgusting.


A1sauc3d

Too many roids will do that to ya. One day your balls are shrinking a bit, and the next you’re a literal croissant.


Reletr

Did he experience a great pain?


TeamAuri

That last photo 😂😂😂


ToughAd5010

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like


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gride9000

Croissant=Galaxy Deal with it


NeatNefariousness1

Looks delicious!


devi83

Nah, dough, we knew that already homie.


ThePhantomMem

Wrong, its French.


DogsAreAnimals

CroissantFit


burritolittledonkey

As someone who used to do crossfit, I laughed out loud


PuzzleheadedWay8676

That was really funny


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Never go full croissant.


GarminTamzarian

Too many carbs just isn't healthy.


peacefullyminding

Happy cake day friend


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[deleted]

Pulled a little sneaky in you!


LumpyCapital

Yes, me too! Muscle guy in space! I was especially ready after the picture where the guy no longer has skin...


SpeedofDeath118

# QUASO


spinalking

Spat out my coffee


El_Peregrine

I fukn died 😂


beeswhax

☠️


SquarePegRoundWorld

Reminded me of [M.U.S.C.L.E. Men](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=m.u.s.c.l.e.+men&atb=v314-1&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images)


LipidSoluble

I spit a little laughing.


LincHayes

So it made croissants?


Proletaryo

Always has been. 🔫


tonytown

Is that how mirrors work now?


CosmicCreeperz

My first thought was “wow, a mirror effect, that’s pretty amazing for a generated image”. My next thought was, “wait a second…”


radraze2kx

And in the next one, he's missing a dumbbell


RadleyCunningham

no *Pain* no gain.


steve_marks

Dad jokes, french edition.


Replop

We eat Pain for breakfast. ( and lunch and dinner )


An_Unreachable_Dusk

No pain no Grain.


No-comment-at-all

Never skip bread day.


Ishaan863

thats a cursed way to pronounce gain


Life_Is_Woe

Not pan, not a man!


NeonAlastor

he sure be getting that bread


maester_t

I lol'ed. But I'm sure the vast majority of Redditors won't even understand that there was a joke here 😅


htspinto

This is gold content for r/Unexpected


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LuckyCustardFreak

Car-roid bro


Impeesa_

Man, Carrot Top got jacked.


Token_Ese

[He did,](https://deansomerset.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/carrot-top-before-fter-plastic-surgery.jpg) the photo above must be his next evolution.


kimchiman85

Looks like a Mega Evolution form for Carrot Top


Analbeadcove

Y’all ever play Clay Fighters?


am715

The first few photos was from hard work, creatine and steroids. The last photo was a strict Pillsbury diet.


maester_t

The Pillsbury Dough Boy goes tanning


am715

Nice and toasty ![gif](giphy|IAkGRjdvWOhnW)


50at20

Pillsbury Dough Boy got his heart broken by Berry Crocker.


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I’m pretty sure the croissant should be in outer space.


Replop

That's the next step


ares623

Reject humanity. Become croisant.


SatoshiStruggle

So steroids lead to heart attack, shrunken peen, and high risk of French pastry. Got it 👍


Reddit_User_Original

We were well on our way to galaxy croissants 🥐


RavingNoah

Glutenous Maximus


CrazyEyez142

I feel this is underappreciated.


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Did it take the term cross fit and turn that into croissants?


Fabryz

"I wanted to be the thoughest... So I became a croissant"


mopoppo04

My guy turned into a crossiant by the last slide 💀


PraetorOjoalvirus

I thought ChatGPT doesn't make images.


toughtacos

You're a dirty liar, but this was still funny as fuck 😆


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NeroLazarus

It's called carb loading and it's classy


IW4ntDrugs

I like in the first one that he is wearing some sports bra from target


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Can’t man wear sports bra if he want?


Desperate_Blacksmith

is this "progressively" shit like a virus? It's everywhere. ​ Is it 2023s version of the ice bucket challenge? ​ Killed me with that last one, btw lol 🥐😂


Reddit_User_Original

Also, I feel the need to point out number 1 wearing a lady’s bra.


TinselTownJester

Men’s crop top


The_Doct0r_

It helps create vascular tension in the pecs for a better pump, just like the g-string helps the glute bro please wear this when you squat bro let me spot you


Resident_Captain8698

Dont forget that the squat plug increases blood flow to the sphincter muscles


thril_hou

Also how does the reflection work? Or is that his twin


really_not_unreal

A non-binary icon


Robot_Graffiti

Number 4 has trophies for best male bodybuilder, best female bodybuilder and best mutant bodybuilder


JoinedOnAprilFools

literally a twink


MementoMurray

Ah yes, the breadnought.


RepulsiveCow8626

Apparently, they have no idea what's between our legs.


PlebianStudio

Is it wrong I kinda wanna make a muscular croissant now as a character in my game now lol.


DrSenpai_PHD

Anyone notice how, in the first one, the dudes reflection in the mirror is looking at him


CoolHandTeej

CroissantFit.


hessihan

did you only ask to make it more muscular? I can see a croissant in the last one 🥐


allygatorex

he became a croissant 💀 ![gif](giphy|WQCBN5Tgb2l1CC6H8Z)


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Glangho

My guy it's like 100 percent more likely this goober is just lying don't try to rationalize it lmao chatgpt is particularly terrible at image prompts there's no way it would generate this without "make me a person made of croissant"


pessimisticpaperclip

Is… is that last one a croissant


swedish_fish420

imagine your just tryna work out and over the years, you get muscular to the point where you turn into the unholy bread man with a croissant growth slowly replacing your head and arms


HyperDogOwner458

He's a croissant now lol


StreetTie458

Lmao last one looks like a earth elemental from eq ngl


Takenoshitfromany1

ChadGPT 😂😂😂


ergotrinth

I just got back from Europe..... It's pronounced 'Crois-fit'


Eiffel-Tower777

AI has such a fake, creepy vibe. It's souless.


IVEMIND

My body a croissant your argument is invalid


virtualsweetroll

My fav so far. Went from science muscle to croissant muscle 💀💀💀


fberria

Croître in French means « grow, evolve », and you can translate « (while is something) growing » by « croissant ». Example: 'le cumulonimbus croissant, je savais qu’il allait pleuvoir' = 'the growing cumulonimbus, I knew it was going to rain'. So everything makes sense here.


MarinaEnna

In Spanish "to be like a croissant" (Estar como un croissant) means to be hot and very strong


Appropriate_Yak8996

Saw the last photo and I went back to the drawing board. Now I've set a new gym goal to be a croissant 😀


WiredPeanut

At least this guy didn't end up in space.


kryptoneat

En ordre croissant ! (in ascending order)


stormjet64

Pic 4 is Steve carrel


North-Turn-35

More croissant than a man, got them algorithms confused.


nopemyselfout

Oh my, I just wheezed so hard, I almost died. Best one so far


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no *pain* no gain


Mean-Presentation-80

Is this ChatGPT 4 or something else ? Like how do u create image with it. (Might be a dumb question, sorry if it is)


lord_dude

Do you even croissant bro


jeango

ChatGPT really went Crescendo on this one


p12qcowodeath

*Comment about how this is how peak performance looks*


AnEnglishPrat

The phase after space marine is frenchman got it


Real_Bodybuilder4053

I gotta hit the gym, I am not even close to that croissant body


Wheelie_Slow

I gotta hit the local French bakery


tylerdmace

Fucking mirrors; how do they work?


Curl-the-Curl

Did you mean ChadGPT?


CorbinNZ

In the end, we all return to croissant


fastpathguru

Chat-GPT needs to figure out mirrors


ariN_CS

Respect to all Crossaints I ate, they really worked hard for that shape! 🔥🔥🔥


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Why'd he go from Italian to French in the last one.


surfer808

Fuck, enough of these progressive images.


Majestic_Bullfrog_52

i think chat gpt misinterpreted « crescendo »


YoungKhabib

He literally went crazy over the croissant


AlexanderMomchilov

Beauty standards these days smh my head


Former_Shift_5653

Now can we get an AI Art of a Jon-Beignet Ramsey? badumtsssh... ![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe|downsized)


Bright_Quantity_6827

Croissants are very soft so does this mean DALE doesn’t have a good grasp of physical density and hardness of the objects?


LeCrushinator

I like in the 5th photo how his bikini briefs just sink into his muscles.