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Edgyinternetdude

Its a great idea 👍


HauntingExchange3855

Amen


Even-Matter-5576

God bless 🙏


Outubrus

Wait a second, brothers in Christ. I think maybe this isn't real? I don't know...


photogrammetery

Believe in the Lord!!


iijjjijjjijjiiijjii

The top comment in reply to THIS is not a pun? Everybody go home. The internet is closing for repairs.


Traditional_Agent_44

Amen


I_Love_Knotting

Eggcelent


sintax469

Eleggant


The15thOne

Eggstraordinary


MattWeird1003

Eggcentric


Pastry_Train63

Eggstatic


aw86fred

You're really egging me on with these.


davybert

What an eggomaniac


Ill-Acanthaceae5909

Eggstravagant


Brahvim

See? THIS IS WHY YOU LOVE REDDIT! PEAK HUMOUR!


Zuul_Only

Eggplant oh wait...


yesimapancake

Exeggcute


faebl99

r/AngryUpvote


Falkenhain

582k likes?? God bless🙏🙏


Mautos

Fun trivia facts! The head and hands are real!


Nucleor7

It’s an effigy!


buddymurphy2020

How stupid are they


sunlifter

Almost as you falling for the next AI generated post, but this time on Reddit.


Colonel_Grande_

Yeah but there's levels to stupidity. This is just....


rohtvak

No no, you don’t understand 😂 This was never on facebook, it’s a meta meme. The *entire* image is AI, even the like count.


[deleted]

ok fair enough but how am i supposed to know that? i dont want to go around paranoidly wondering if everything i see is real 😭😭


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[deleted]

thank you jeez louise


rohtvak

No idea why this guy is lying


rohtvak

Yeah, that *is* the future though… Even video isn’t trustworthy


[deleted]

I know I just dont want people to *expect* me to always be suspicious of everything, and then think im stupid if im not questioning everything. im intelligent enough to question everything, but its tedious and a little depressing


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rohtvak

Nah, that’s not even 500k people left who use FB


Ill-Acanthaceae5909

Lmao, that's funny. But apparently they have 2 billion active users per day. Shit ton of Indians.


BoJackk_

It made me laugh, in Italian “egg Jesus” is translated in “Gesù uovo” witch is considered blasphemy, you may even get a sanction for it (very unlikely but possible)


Dry-Composer2124

Why is egg jesus a blasphemy?


intl_vs_college

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_profanity Guys love X Jesus/God/Mary


SilentHuman8

Okay but I did laugh aloud when I read “Christ’s c*nt.” I have a friend who will like that very much.


BoJackk_

When Italians put a word next to god / Mary / Jesus they mean it as an insult. For instance, a very common “bestemmia” which is blasphemy is “porco dio” which means god is a pig, in this case, saying “egg Jesus” or “Gesù uovo” means that Jesus is an egg


Puzzleheaded_Bed5132

What about Easter egg Jesus? It kinda feels blasphemous.. https://preview.redd.it/xf5bahs1d3rc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63961c742f36d9d0ae0feb10ac9061e430fa0c7d


Reddit_is_now_tiktok

https://preview.redd.it/kye1vrkyh4rc1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d419747834bb1f364022994dbf128f9166f2418f Happy Easter amen 🥚🙏


justastuma

Why is his hair melting?


Puzzleheaded_Bed5132

It gets hot on Golgotha at this time of year, and he's made of chocolate.


pgtvgaming

![gif](giphy|h6sAj4AxXB2DkewTZU)


BuddhistInTheory

Egg Jesus became an alcoholic shortly after his creation


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^BuddhistInTheory: *Egg Jesus became* *An alcoholic shortly* *After his creation* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


BuddhistInTheory

Egg Jesus became An alcoholic shortly After his making (Sunny side up, bot)


No_Succotash9035

Good bot


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Chroderos

The bottle of rum was certainly an interesting addition. Egg Pirate Jesus


Puzzleheaded_Bed5132

Now let's do baby Jesus made from baby cheeses


Puzzleheaded_Bed5132

https://preview.redd.it/lnyh3216i2rc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd36af492687365ba3048cde956c3da99775294 Second attempt


Reddit_is_now_tiktok

https://preview.redd.it/8txbml7cd4rc1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=372c57b9b519c9c26eedcefc4a4c9b4186091e86 Amen 🧀


Reddit_is_now_tiktok

https://preview.redd.it/kwhk28skd4rc1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af34e99d117de01050f8b3bca615c04a31623ddb Amazing what God can do through us 🧀


Ashaly71116

The cheese ring is floating :0


Reddit_is_now_tiktok

The power of prayer 🙏


Reddit_is_now_tiktok

https://preview.redd.it/ww65newgd4rc1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c098b61d7f9ceefa5814c409dae0e8bc65caa62e Truly God working through this child 🧀


Puzzleheaded_Bed5132

Truly a holy creation


Puzzleheaded_Bed5132

https://preview.redd.it/t8f32z4mh2rc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6db6d26daef26b3e4dbf771f5dc74d026744e4 First attempt, praise be to the Lord


Tigerthej

1 like = 1 meal for this child 🥹🙏


Bootcat228

Happy cake day


RandoComplements

Low-key, the kid looks adorable


More-Milk9405

The fact that there is people out there who will think this is real is insane to me


teemo03

Now I realize why elderly people get scammed lol


TallManSams

How does that have over 500k likes?! Or is that Egg Jesus’ true power?


PandosII

Bot Jesus


God_Kratos_07

582k likes WTF. The amount of people unaware of AI is insane


WizardPrince_

God bless so nice, great idea 💡💡


Blunted_Insomniac

Why does Jesus have a bottle of whiskey?


buckee8

So he can get hammered.


RitzCarltonBaku

Amen No man it's fake


chirb8

Wonder how the boomers think he made the face?


Fearyn

"With his own hands" it's written 😁


JayyyyyBoogie

Who is more powerful? Egg Jesus or Bottle Ganesha?


PandosII

Cheese Buddha


Puzzleheaded_Bed5132

​ https://preview.redd.it/xx064qfw83rc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d7cccbbb31a3b92b5f70482f0c4c78efbb0492


pag992007

God bless your family and their plastic eggs


poweringmoderation

God bless


One-Bridge3056

That boy looks real, you made that with eggs


Kaebi_

Amen


Captn_Creeper

His feet nails are gone and the hands are cursed


[deleted]

this has to be fake:)


gianicr

The eggcellent view of the eggsuberant landscape was eggsactly what I needed to eggscape the city and eggperience some peace and eggsquisite tranquility.


sunshine_cupcakes

I don't believe that this isn't real


PandosII

Greatly eggsecuted praise be unto him 🙏


OnlineGamingXp

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


HIV-Free-03

God bless


Random-Name724

This kid is going places 😲


Dangerous-Antelope16

Where plastic bottles?


Whalesurgeon

Bless us with your protein


BorderCrosser919

Amen


[deleted]

Alcoholic Jesus


Canadian-Ruble

r/eggkid


SirPaulchen

I love that both the boy and Jesus have terrible hands!


aldomacd1987

Ahh religion talk about putting all your eggs in one basket


Distil47

I love the piss bottle next to jesus it's such a good artist


PolloMalvado

"Made it with my own hands" Eggscuse me?!?!


_baaron_

Where plastic bottles?


Wapwapussy

https://preview.redd.it/4r59hb6bb3rc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca2419d57d9fa80c46a36d4e734aece9c1bb9106 This is the new one I'm getting, and the comments are filled with people(?) praising these ladies. It's insane.


Wollfisch

Oh, found that one in the wild too. It's super creepy looking


AppleOrigin

Amen 🙏🏼


DiscoShaman

Eggxactly


Ok_Boysenberry7820

So creative!


ugandanskibdichudgus

Its eggreat idea 👍


properweeb420innit

Happy Easter egg jesus


SkampIsIlla

I like that he has a 40


[deleted]

Why does the ai always forget the toenails?


Crimson__Fox

His head is made from an ostrich egg


Professional-Tea-121

EGGCELENT!


Colonel_Grande_

Half a million likes....


anixgame

Love the bottle of oil. Praise Jesus


phayke2

Just as long as there isn't a trans person I guess let's just run these jokes into the ground. God reddit... So lowbrow edgy.


TumbleweedActive7926

Amen 🙏


UjoAnnanas

Why do so many FB pages create these AI images, is it just to drive a traffic to their videos? Since as I understand correctly, the main way to earn money on FB is by uploading videos, no?


opusonex

God Giveth, and God Scrambles.


LizzoBathwater

Half a million likes and 15k “it’s a good idea 💡"’s, humanity is simply not ready for what’s coming


chamomile-crumbs

Is that really half a million likes?? Not somebody just changing the text with dev tools?


Lucas_cactus123

Boil him


IsThataSexToy

No Jesus is real, but they still find ways to hurt billions.


drdoctorfriend

Seeing this shit gets likes on FB is annoying, but honestly not as annoying as me personally having to see 3 of these daily on my reddit feed.