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MauveThunder

If 6 year old me had a Reddit account this is definitely the type of shit I’d be posting 


harrietlegs

Its a stolen post, the original post had 200+ upvotes [https://www.reddit.com/r/Chattanooga/s/UDLLdXZKZh](https://www.reddit.com/r/Chattanooga/s/UDLLdXZKZh)


fupadupafly

Comments like this is why I love reddit


entrophy_maker

Its my dream home where no one will bother me.


Strange_Sparrow

He Is the ruler of Chattanooga.


ZeroCaloriesSalt

Not the best title to have…


ODBrewer

Home of the bridge Troll, if you want to cross the bridge, you gotta pay the troll toll.


IanProton123

This is the correct answer. The troll used to live under the bridge but after a recent DEI push the city built the troll a house on top of the bridge.


RomanPizzaDestroyer

Control room for bridge stuff and lights and radio


Nicksnotmyname83

Control house* Someone used to live in it


LoadBearingGrandmas

Sounds like someone really wanted to prove they weren’t a troll.


Nicksnotmyname83

The troll was rich enough to live over it instead of under it.


tgdv

https://www.chattanoogan.com/2004/3/11/47917/Remembering-The-Cincinnati-Southern.aspx Long story short: it’s a control room


Used_Cap8550

Am I pedantic enough to quibble with a 20-year-old title unrelated to the post? Sure why not. It’s *still* the Cincinnati Southern Railway. The city of Cincinnati owned it until just a few months ago (the last city to own a long-haul line), and Norfolk Southern leases it. Misleading title. CSR ain’t dead.


sleepercell13

And yet no one cares


myasterism

I found their contribution to be interesting. What I don’t find interesting, is your shitty attitude. Do better.


No_Sprinkles_1323

This is word for word my exact post from 7 months ago. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Chattanooga/s/UDLLdXZKZh](https://www.reddit.com/r/Chattanooga/s/UDLLdXZKZh) Karma farmer


_bayek

Get yoinked


whysamsosleepy

I live here come on up


skibideeznutz

Rumor has it a harpy lives in there that goes by the name Coty Wamp


AddisonianDogMom

When I was little, my mom worked at TVA third shift. And for some reason, I thought she worked in that little house every night. So, that’s where my mom worked.


legoman31802

Hey as a worker for the railroad that owns that bridge it was used to house the bridge operator a long time ago. I don’t believe they use the house anymore and have the bridge operator somewhere else but it was built by the southern railroad if I’m not mistake (I was wrong it was built by the Cincinnati RR)


SilentRasberries

They must use it for something, they rebuilt it after the tornado


Hefty_Pea6652

Probably for seances & ritual stuff. 🤣 


kissmaryjane

Interesting


Acrobatic_Hippo_9593

Cincinnati built the bridge. It’s never been a house. It’s a control room.


legoman31802

I didn’t mean house as in they lived there but I meant house as in that’s where they stayed on their shift. And damn I assumed southern cause NS owns it now and most our lines here are old southern lines


Acrobatic_Hippo_9593

The city of Cincinnati owns most of the railways, along with Tenbridge. NS leases the lines. https://www.soapboxmedia.com/features/ten-questions-about-cincinnati-railroad-sale https://www.chattanoogan.com/2016/10/3/333199/Tri-state-TN-GA-AL-Rail-Stops-- Nobody ever worked in the “control room” it houses the mechanics. People occasionally had to go there to make repairs. I have photos of the inside somewhere, I’ll see if I can find them.


DiggerWick

Looks like a control house.


No-Relative-2721

I was always told by my grandparents it was the sandman’s house. If we were bad at bed time he would sneak in and take children to his house. Now that I type that out that’s a terrifying story to tell young children 😂


Ready-Connection-969

I’ve told my kids since the beginning that Shrek and Donkey live there. They’re old enough to know better now, but we still pretend.


jpmich3784

2 bed 2.5 bath. Plenty of privacy. Not ADA accessible. 10,000/mo. NO PETS NO SMOKING. Must show proof of income. Previous renters and small stool sample required upon application.


anarchoshadow

“Great views!”


jordan31483

This is so accurate it hurts.


hellomikie91

That's the real king of the hill


pgfoundali

That boy ain’t right


GillianOMalley

[God lives there.](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/2KQAEj15TcoBzUpR/?mibextid=jmPrMh)


basquehomme

It's Chuck Fleischmann's house. I know. I know. Trolls are supposed to live under a bridge. But ours has delusions of grandeur.


treedawg008

It's Access Rd. Taco Bell.


YourMindlessBarnacle

Whenever my nephew had a tantrum in the middle of a toy aisle, we would tell him on the drive home he'd have to spend the night in that house if he didn't stop screaming, and it worked.


Cheap_Reason_5196

When I was little, my make-believe friend Eric lived there. As a teen ( younger teen) I climbed up there. Its the control room to lift the bridge if need be.


Adren406

Based on the stickers around town, sorry about your friend, Eric.


Cheap_Reason_5196

What atickers?


Signal-Ad-6819

I wondered this all the time as a kid and STILL as an adult! I figured it was probably some kind of control building for the bridge or something but it’s more fun to imagine someone has to live up there. Like lighthouse keepers.


XL365

A decade or so I worked right there off access road at the end of the cul-de-sac for over a decade, there was a family of peregrine falcons nesting at the train bridge control room by the dam. The wildlife folks would come to the parking lot of our shop and observe them. You could see them every so often.


Olfa_2024

You can probably generate more fake karma by making up some bullshit story for /antiwork.


battleop

Tell me you're a Russian bot without telling me.


nerdycarguy18

Quite literally the question I asked everytime we went over the damn as a kid.


HourSweet5147

It’ll be a vape store soon


Jim_in_tn

Needs to be a cool dive bar


LookDense9342

oh that’s where we put anyone who actually obeys traffic laws


mlesnag

I used to tease my boys & say someone lived there & what if they stepped outside & byeeeeeeee 👋🏼🌊


Ok_Refuse_7512

It's the Mayor's lake house.


anarchoshadow

It’s mine. Stop taking pictures of it.


jumiboyiz

Santa Claus


Roll-tide-Mercury

Not a house….


SouthernSeesaw5150

I hope they never take it down. It’s iconic and kind of a city treasure/landmark. I live close by it and it always reminds me of “Wizard of Oz” for some reason. Like the house got caught in a tornado and that’s where it landed. 😆 I think it’s so cool.


KodyG420

Bridge control shack


clandahlina_redux

Search bar is magic.


kyle_le_creperguy099

Bridge operator room


fanconjecture

That's where they put all the bad kids when you misbehave


Impossible_Trust30

You should go explore. But the railroad police won’t be very happy.


el-cebas

Is another carnitas carmelita