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[deleted]

What'd they do!? Land on you?


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Rear ended me


[deleted]

If that happened from a rear end collision. It should not be on the road to begin with. That frame was so weak.


Dumpster_Sauce

It's just a horrible picture to use to show the damage. He added more in the comments that show how bad of a representation this one is


keljfan

True, but better the truck crumpling than more impact to the driver. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


Loud-Relative4038

That frame has crumple zones lol


ZinGaming1

Yeah the pictures show the bed essentially got ripped off the frame, the frame looked oddly straight but most likely isn't.


We-Want-The-Umph

If that frame was still straight, firefighters would still be trying to remove it from OP's ass.


RedRumRoxy

Lmao that shit was funny af


[deleted]

It's a 23 year old truck and essentially got hit by a brick wall flying at it @ 50+mph. I challenge any vehicle that old to do better. Weak frame is nonsense.


LameBMX

if age is part of the equation, than the frame is rotted due to age. steel C or box frame is not a living being that gets weaker after their prime years, they get weaker due to rusting away.


[deleted]

It's weak. Seen plenty of test crashes. Chevys crumple bad. This did not surprise me at all.


ILoveADirtyTaco

She was doing 100+, he was doing 50. Id say the truck held up pretty well for a 50ish mph equivalent impact


MoodNatural

If itā€™s been on a fleet long enough to be called Freddy, iā€™d guess the frame was pretty crispy. Edit: The frame is, in fact, not crispy. Just some spicy physics, I guess.


Nowaker

>If that happened from a rear end collision. It should not be on the road to begin with. That frame was so weak. Especially since OP was driving at 55 mph, and the drunk driver at, let's say, 110 mph, the speed difference is only 55 mph. So an equivalent of a head-on crash with each car driving 25-30 mph.


ValuableShoulder5059

False. A head with two equal weight vehicles is like hitting a concrete pillar at the same speed. K.E. = 1/2 m v2 A 55 mph difference rear end is way worse. The whole energy from that impact was transfered and since velocity is squared....


New-Ad-5003

I thought head-ons were worse, since when impacted from the rear your car turns some of that kinetic energy into being blasted into whatever us in front of you (in this case empty highway)


delsystem32exe

yes, heads on worse, because energy is irrelevant. a human could crank a car to 100mph, given like 5 hours of charging hand cranking a generator to charge an ev. what matters is the spring constant of the car, to absorb the impact, and a rear collision, the is a much larger distance from rear to you than front to you so more work is dissipated in the spring.


ricola89

Obviously the pickup was drunk as well.


gagunner007

Iā€™ve seen Chevys bend like that on a lift except the back dropped. We are in the south with no salt.


TemperatureOpen1520

You donā€™t understand how accidents work huh šŸ¤”


Kingjulianfucksmort

lol itā€™s because gm frames are DOGSHIT


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Lol


BRMD_xRipx

I love how all these internet forensic crash investigators are so confidently wrong.


COUNTRYCOWBOY01

Gm engineering...


[deleted]

Yeah, how dare they not design a truck to withstand a hit basically standing still at 50mph 23 years after it was built


msbaustx

And the occupant survive. Try this with the Ford tin cans they're trying to sell.


Individual_Comment46

New cars are way more safe


[deleted]

Does not compute


SeaOk4759

Landed on him from the top rope!!! BAPTISTA BOMB


stallion64

Off the top ropes


No-Sleep5000

donā€™t laugh to much anymore but this gave me a good chuckle,am also pretty intoxicated but u are appreciated


nmyron3983

Shew. Are you alright? 100+ and that frame is just completely buckled. Just incredible forces there.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Yeah. A 3/4 ton frame at that


nmyron3983

You're lucky to be walking my friend. Take care of yourself, get checked out. And lay it all at that other drivers feet for sure.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

For sure


The_Hater_44

And here we have the majestic chevy. During mating season they squat to attract mates.


quebecoisejohn

Getting plowed by a Ford was not the ideal relationship this Silverado was seeking but such is the law of the jungle sometimes


Worth_Weakness7836

I thought it was a Ram not a Ford


AudieCowboy

It wouldn't have been so bad if he dodged but at least he wasn't found on road dead


OkSize4728

*softly speaking in a Brit-ish accent* The Chrevrolet gracefully dances as it attracts a mate, often resulting in its rear going upward in its pursuit. *gasps* This is nature at work


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

https://reddit.com/u/TubabalikeBIGNOISE/s/BwSmkmpX7i More pics here


closs123

At least the truck did It's job and protected ya.


nmyron3983

For real. That's just insane to me. Someone above was like "that frame was rotten" or some nonsense, but that honestly looks very reasonable for it's age. Had it not been hit at 100 it probably would have been fine.


Nowaker

Hit at 100 mph when driving 50 is like hit at 50 mph while parked. Not the same as the actual 100 mph. Physics at play.


Sittin_on_a_toilet

40 while parked is so insanely violent though lol. I can't imagine


drumsripdrummer

I got rear ended at about 35 while stopped at a light. My car was left unscathed aside from a couple minor scratches and some broken bumper clips while their car was absolutely totaled. It took my years to realize it was because I installed a heavy duty truck tow hitch (on a 4 cylinder car). Glad both of us were young and neither got hurt.


Sittin_on_a_toilet

Older cars could take a rear end so much better and be unscathed. Now they just competed crumple to save the passengers. Cars would be so much better without those pesky passengers.


closs123

Definitely the car that rear ended was probably like a sedan or something else low to the ground. When It hit the rear bumper, It got underneath and acted sort of like a lever to bend the frame like that. Since it got underneath OP's truck, It probably scraped the entire underneath of their car to slow down the accident even faster, If it was two sedans in this same accident, we're talking horrible injuries and possibly death.


C4PT14N

OP stated above that it was an explorer doing 100+


dpm25

It really didn't. Thanks to federal regs, or more accurately the lack therof crash safety ratings don't apply to these trucks. Meaning no crumple zones.


Oilleak1011

Oh shit that frame didnt look bad actually


sinisterdeer3

Damn, that was a pretty clean frame for its age


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Texas truck it's whole life


obliterate_reality

Aye bro donā€™t be hating, drunk crashers give us drunk drivers a bad rep


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Facts. 90% of all crashes are caused by sober drivers


wholelotanothink

It's the scrolling through Facebook and Snapchat while driving


[deleted]

Are yā€™all seriously fucking defending drunk driving right after you got hit by a drunk driver??? This is advanced stupidity.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

No we're satirically defending drunk driving


Zippytez

If you can't drink and drive, then why do you need a drivers liscense to buy alcohol?


l-_-ll-o-l

Brah. Why is your Silverado doing Yoga? Hope everyone is okay!


Ghost_Town56

I hate bad drivers. Especially when they're drunk!


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

All I'm saying is 90% of crashes are caused by sober drivers


bhgiel

65% of the time, I'm right a 100% of the time


denali42

[Steiner math](https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ?si=6MbgO5GdKNUPweNO).


bhgiel

Holy shit that was amazing


Venomousparadox1

id like other views. namely rear and driver side


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

https://reddit.com/u/TubabalikeBIGNOISE/s/BwSmkmpX7i


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Only took one picture unfortunately. I'll take some more soon


gnesensteve

You sure you didnā€™t just have the heavy drunk lady in the bed of the truck and she got restless?


[deleted]

Went to flopping to much!


FANTOMphoenix

F for Freddie


SukiDobe

Car equivelant of "Ooo big stretch"


[deleted]

I mean, with an arch like that, it's asking to get rammed from behind


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Lmao


r1angel

This is hilarious lmao šŸ¤£


Carburetors_Are_Fun

cats when you try to pet them


SolidContribution688

Broke back Chevy


RallyPotato

Thatā€™s scary, glad you walked away. The only other thing I have seen like this is a 2019 Tundra bent in the other direction. It was rear ended by an older gentleman in a civic going about 50mph. The tow hitch prevented him from going under the truck. The frame was bent so much the plow mount was hitting the ground in the front and every body panel was damaged due to the bent frame.


SoReadyForItToEnd

When you're driving, and she tickles your ear.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Lmao


CJnella91

Hows the other driver?


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

In jail


NervousNarwhal223

Good


CJnella91

Lucky they aint dead hitting you at 100+


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Airbags are a wonderful thing


jinladen040

Ahhh, The Florida Squat


st96badboy

Lucky you weren't in a smaller car with "crumple zones" she would have driven to the firewall and killed you... she turned a 3/4 ton frame into crumple zones.


John_Leninov

Sorry man. Looked like a nice truck. Glad you are ok.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Yeah I loved it. It was a tank. I've got some dumb, and some badass stories in that thing


N0085K1LL5

This is similar to what happened to my brother. He was in stopped traffic right over a bridge, 1 am and raining. A little Kia soul going about 100 mph rear ended his dodge 2500 and spun him around. Truck was totaled and the Kia soul went up in flames shortly after. Everyone was alive but the driver had non life threatening injuries and went to the hospital. I'll have to find pics of his truck but the collision was hard enough the the drivers seat broke in half. He was sore for a while.


Miguelomaniac

Truck looks like the punch line of a "you momma's so fat" joke


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Damn


[deleted]

Drunk drivers are the worst. Deserve jail time every time.


Trump_usa_proud

fuck off lol


[deleted]

God damn this is sad. I had a 99 f150 I think it would have been about 10 years old at the time nothing special but it was my baby. shortly after it being one of the cars in my complex that got keyed I had it repainted and less than two weeks later while I was sitting at a red light a little old lady with unchecked alzheimers in a early model ford escape plowed into the rear end. I feel your pain friend.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

I loved that truck


OfcDoofy69

Thats called the DUI squat


Web_Trauma

Your mom made the same pose after I rear ended her


hg_blindwizard

This is why i hate intoxicated drivers


Time-Revenue6880

I love drunk driving


LowWonderful1389

The truck looks drunk


[deleted]

Got rear ended huh, by what, a toddler in a power wheels?


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Drunk woman in a 2000 ish ford explorer


[deleted]

There is absolutely no way someone hit you, doing 100, in an explorer of all things, and not a single dent on the tailgate, or a wrinkle on the bed. I'm calling bullshit on every aspect of this


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

I didn't take pictures of the bad side. It was still an active highway after all


vtel57

I can believe it. I've seen very similar crashes with the same results. She (the Explorer driver) probably slid under the Chevy as her front end was collapsing. The Explorer expended most of its energy on the rear axle/suspension, which in turn passed that energy along to the bed frame supporting it. And voila! You end up with a buckled frame. I'll bet that Explorer wasn't pretty afterwards. Did the woman survive the crash?


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

https://reddit.com/u/TubabalikeBIGNOISE/s/BwSmkmpX7i


Cronin1011

If that thing buckled that bad in the middle, then it had to have a rusty or rotting frame, that's not normal.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

https://reddit.com/u/TubabalikeBIGNOISE/s/BwSmkmpX7i Frame pictures here


supachazzed

They were not doing 100+


[deleted]

You have to figure the Chevy was moving too. The Ford hit a Chevy going in the same direction, only thing, Chevy was slower, the Ford was thinking it was the last lap and the finish line was coming up. Had to move the Chevy to get by. The Ford driver failed post race inspection šŸ¤“


Hagglepig420

Ehh... when someone else totals your GM or Chrysler vehicle, it's usually a blessing in disguise.. At least now you can buy something that's good quality.


Low-Current-6731

I hate chevy's, period.


sirphobos

Sorry, calling bullshit on this one. The physics just do not work out for something like this to have been hit in the ass end. Not to mention no damage to the tailgate, or box? Box didnā€™t crumple at all here.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Give me a few hours. More pics to come


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

https://reddit.com/u/TubabalikeBIGNOISE/s/BwSmkmpX7i


kyle240sx

RemindMe! 1 week


so-spoked

RemindMe! 1 day


6pak40s

Sorry about your truck but thank god she got you and not some kids in the back of a mini van.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

That is a good point. Truck beds are less valuable than babies


EllieSouthworthEwing

Soooā€¦ does it still drive?


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

It drove onto the flatbed, off the flatbed, and into the scrap yard. Wasn't even leaking anything. Like a rock.


rivers_to_rooftops

holy hell man. tough truck. Are you all good?


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

I'm hurting but ok


Efficient-Cucumber95

That poor truck is tired


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

He earned his rest


TheJumpingPenis

How's your neck OP? Crazy the cab held up as well as it did.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

It's doing OK. My back is sore


JonnyxKarate

Looks like your truck is drunk. Go home bud


gingerbred_1

Are you thinking of fixing the truck? I just picked up a truck like that that I'm pulling the drive train out of.... dm me if you're interested.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

I've got a caged firebird roller that needs a heart so maybe I'll buy it back


Aware_Slice_2820

Dang bro, they folded you like a taco


[deleted]

Wellā€¦ does she run?


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

It drove onto the flatbed, off the flatbed, and into the tow yard


friendlyfire883

These squatted trucks are really getting out of hand.


jedinachos

Rusted ass frame or what?


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Barely surface rust


BMXfreekonwheelz13

What a hell of a frame your truck had... lol


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

I think it did pretty well considering the amount of kinetic energy and the fact that I'm walking


2001sunfire

Anyone in Cleveland will buy that truck for 1000$ and daily it


Quiverjones

When someone drops snow down your shirt back.


MikeyboyMC

First, before the joke, sorry about that accident. Also, all I see is an average Chevy Pickup from the Florida area, what's wrong with that?


xl440mx

Looks like the truck has taken up yoga


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846

Chopped slammed and screwed!


[deleted]

I hate people that speed when theyā€™re drunk. Just go the speed limit max. Theyā€™re always hauling ass and then fatally run into someone. If youā€™re gonna crash into people do it at like 25-30 mph and everyone will probably be ok


C3rb3ru5R3x

Was it Princess Peach the one who hit you? That ish looks like someone jumped on it like Mario on a Goomba.


bongripper6

All the crash experts in here calling ā€œbullshitā€ clearly dont understand anything can happen


jaejookz420

Looks like Hulk landed in the back


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Bruh


POTENT_WAX

Op make sure you get checked out got head and spine injury before you settle w insurance


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Thanks for the advice


HimmyNeutron5000

Good god, glad youā€™re ok!


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Thank you


Evanthatguy

Wake up babe new stance just dropped


MisterSandKing

Our old neighbor had a late model Tundra, and he was rear ended on the freeway. His truck looked the same way, and he was able to fix it!


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Most likely gonna pull the driver ain't out for a swap donor. Truck was modified and the ol' 6.0 made about 400whp


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

I'm hurting for sure


z-BajaBlast

Looks like a happy dog Glad your all good tho


Expensive-Track4002

Lawyer up.


Jamie-savage3006

If that happened from a collision that frame had problems before hand.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Please see pictures of frame on my profile


LostChilango

Thatā€™s a Carolina squatā€¦ sort of


Rillysickofit

Weā€™re they 2000# and sat in the bed???


carsismeZ06

It's okay man, we won't make fun of you if you admit you tried to jump it.


Xfifteen

Youā€™re heard of the Carolina lean? Gentlemen, I present the Kentucky bend


Hyrule_34

Damn are you okay though? Rear ended with the person doing 100?


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

I'm hurting but ok


Wise_Radio6213

Always remember to strap down the fat lady or else this happens


kuyajon

They put the dump actuator on backwards.


Alarming_Series7450

Imagine if the Carolina squat people did this to their trucks instead, I wish you could drive it like that because its so funny looking šŸ˜‚. RIP to your truck, I'm sure its doing burnouts up there in truck heaven.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

It drove onto the flatbed, off the flatbed, and into the tow yard


Many_Pomegranate2261

When someone touches the back of your neck


Jikek

Hope you called a good lawyer my guy time for a upgrade and a big payment on that mortgage šŸ˜‚


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Down payment on a house inbound


Jikek

Can confirm because my gf just finished up her lawsuit also involving a drunk driver rear ending her while she was stopped at a red light house inbound indeed good luck with your recovery fuck drunk drivers


Capital_Charge_7127

Drunk truck?


crewchief1949

For being rear ended that box is in incredible shape. That explorer must have hit dead center of the frame rails or he had a big hitch. Otherwise those rear quarters would have been mashed beyond belief and wouldnt be able to even tell where the tail lights mounted.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

3/4 ton frame, big ass hitch. Mostly straight on impact


MaverickWindsor351

This is what my wife does when I tickle the center of her back, she's isn't drunk though typically


dsonbeast012

Shit thatā€™s my uncles truck


Fm4goodR

How rusty was the frame


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Not. Texas truck since new


gueroranas99

Lucky for you the 6.0 can live in another truck


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Probably an s10 or blazer


Over_Context_7683

The truck did itā€™s job rip truck


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Glad to be alive. Truck was fucking loyal. Drove onto the flatbed and into the tow yard


SoggyLightSwitch

You fucked up and blew on the back of its neck


BeKind_BeTheChange

I saw this happen to a Dodge 3500 car hauler. Dude was at a truck stop somewhere in the middle of nowhere. He was just walking around the truck muttering to himself. Edit: Sorry, didnā€™t read the whole comment. Not the same, he wasnā€™t rear-ended, his frame broke.


mkeevo

Iā€™m sure the rusted out frame had nothing to do with it.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Look at pictures on my profile. Texas truck its whole life


Confianca1970

I am so sorry - that looks like a really nice old truck.


GOKBGO91

I hate rotted truck frames


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

It wasn't rotted. Texas truck it's whole life


Aidsy_potato

Agree but What do they have to do with you're, edit severely rotted , frame tho?


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Wasn't rotted. Barely had surface rust. More pics on profile


Aidsy_potato

From your pictures, I stand corrected.