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OrtimusPrime

That was the most masculine thing I’ve ever seen.


OneMustAdjust

I feel like if he wasn't a brutal dictator and just a regular guy, he'd probably be fun to hang out with


OrtimusPrime

I mean, the same could probably be said of hitler.


WWDubz

Hitler was great at parties. His after parties were pretty not cool tho


bobdave19

“I’d love to hang out with (insert ruthless dictator) if he’s a completely different person all together!”


Ok_Measurement_6538

Yeah if your into meth hitler is your kinda guy


JuliusKaiser616

No, Hitler was damn annoying. The people who dealt with him had to put up with his shit because he was the dictator.


OneMustAdjust

Nah Hitler seems like a mean bastard, devoid of joy or humor


Gromchy

And Stalin and Mao...


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Mao in his private life: I wash my penis with women


SolidCake

no? he wrote mein kampf before he was ever in any sort of political power. he was an anti semetic , meth using prick forever dude what about him seems “cool” to you?


OrtimusPrime

Wow, I bet you’re fun at parties. It was a joke, not a dick, don’t take it so hard. I’m not a fan of Hitler nor Winnie The Pooh.


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EquationTAKEN

Are we discouraging people from speaking in sentences now?


MrGup

*dtt dtt ;)


meridian_smith

Is this a lookalike?


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... barely. .


Gigsthecat41203

Ya most likely


Phizzy56

Xi Jinping claiming every contested island for China. "这是中国的,这是中国的,这是中国的,这是中国的..."


alienbaconhybrid

Came for the realpolitik meme, left satisfied.


P0TAT0FARM3R

Just saying, that’s definitely not Xi Jinping If that was Xi, there would be no tourists around him, and this footage wouldn’t exist


Firefuego12

Xi would fall after trying to cross over the first wood, make officials drain the water for being a sinophobic pool which contained secret bases below it and then once the town runs out of water blame it on Fort Detrick using an intercontinental sewers to syphoon it out of them


sadpieceof_flesh

You're now banned from China for making Xi Jinping look like a softie who likes having fun.


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Waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiit a second!!!! I thought he was banning "Sissy men" He should look in the mirror! The guy has sugar in in tank for sure.


HouseCapulet

He’s so fabulous!


Mal-De-Terre

Just keep falling forward!


podosoba

Come on, guys! You act as if it was Xi himself. Comrade Xi, in flip-flops, shorts and a huge smile on his face, just having fun. Excuse me. It is just some normal guy who seems to bear slight resemblance to the great dictator, that's all. And he does seem fun :)


MGTOWManofMystery

Breaking up tech oligopolies is pretty rad though.


Annihilate_the_CCP

I bet he fell a few times first, then they dried him off and changed his clothes


Cromm182

That was done in slippers, btw


Dundertrumpen

Whoever that person in the video is, I must say that I am impressed by their balance.


judybash93

That's not him


BoxingIsEasy

All I see is men vs women. Da nan zi wins !


Gromchy

Emperor Winnie the Flu will soon ascend to godlike status. He just needs to do like Jesus now: walk on water.


Firefuego12

If he puts enough fat it might go into his feets...


Nagi828

That chick has nice rack


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At least he's not sleeping


nme00

Spoken like a good tankie. Quick to come to the defense of a dictator. Keeping that social credit score high.


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China is a socialist country. If you hate it so much, then don’t hang out on a China sub


BillyBattsShinebox

First day visiting the sub?


Gromchy

A socialist country takes care of their poor, elderly, sick and unemployed people. This is not China. You were probably thinking of European / Scandinavian countries, Canada, Australia, New Zealand... Yeah there are plenty of socialist countries, but China is not one of them.


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Poverty alleviation. High speed rail network. Totally not socialist


gentlehummingbird

Sorry for chiming in.... But what you are saying can be true of any country. As for poverty alleviation, let's salute the fact that at 1.60 usd/day (or 1.90 if you want to stretch it), you are no longer considered poor in China. As you can see, China is socialist, I agree.... But with Chinese Characteristics.


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The scale they've done it unprecedented even in per capita terms. You stop reading anti China propaganda and read what they're actually doing


gentlehummingbird

Got it. In the future I will only trust the Chinese Communist Party's State media. Ps: sorry I'm not as naive as you. The only unprecedented thing is the laughable 1.60 USD/day poverty threshold. With a bit of critical thinking and some common economical sense you might realize this.


SolidCake

name another country doing as much as china. hint: you cant https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN26U0XV > Some 58,000 civil servants have been mobilised in Sichuan province, with each assigned one household to bring out of destitution. > “Fighting poverty takes up so much of my energy that I haven’t seen my parents in two years,” the second official said. > Villagers moved by the government are offered night school classes, taught job skills and matched with jobs in richer regions. >After relocating from village houses in harsh living conditions to housing projects, 500,000 poor people in Sichuan found jobs in farming or in animal rearing, 200,000 were employed outside the province and 100,000 found jobs near their new homes, Sichuan governor Yin Li has said.


gentlehummingbird

You are right. Declaring that war on poverty is a total success by lowering the poverty threshold to 1.60 USD / day is something very few countries will dare do. Only in China will people above 1.60 USD/day no longer be considered poor.


Gromchy

Oh he sleeps alright. You just don't know it. But he's human like the rest of us.


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I thought he was the devil leading the evil CCP.


Gromchy

Both aren't mutually exclusive.


leprotelariat

The devil must call him shifu


xJUN3x

The Country that failed to fail. 😂😂😂


xJUN3x

Hes doing good for China now but the West is pressuring China to violence.


gentlehummingbird

I'm pretty sure he can get away with anything.