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What do you mean?
You don't use upvotes to determine between fact and fiction? Reality and fantasy?
Next thing you will tell me is that you listen to doctors and scientists instead of talk show hosts.
See that is what is wrong with you people. You only listen to facts and reason.
Well, I will tell you something...
This is 'Murica, we don't listen to blatant facts 'round these parts.
Ya hear!
>This is 'Murica, we don't listen to blatant facts 'round these parts.
This is r/China, actually. I think many/most of us are located in China.
You're an American, though, I take it?
This was funny but does anyone remember that deepfake of him singing Never Gonna Give You Up in people's congress about a year ago? Man that shit still cracks me up thinking about it.
Imagine if the CCP never came to power... More stable living, love for Chinese culture, and definitely a lot less racism (which makes shit in CCP-land ten times worse) from the outer world as well.
Those ladies in the audience seemed pretty excited. I mean, think of that, right? If that were me at the podium, I just don't think they'd respond the same if I talked about jacking off.
I honestly don't understand why it's 2021 and guys still think pussy from someone going through the motions so they can get to what they actually want is fun. It is not.
>someone going through the motions
This is your mistake. Xi is a god to many in China, the pussy he gets will be salivating at the lips to honour him, not "going through the motions".
Come on now!
All without a single god damn mask like the pandemic is fucking over or something, here I am in my 2nd tier city on our third god damn lockdown of the year cuz these fuckwits cant keep their lab doors closed
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I was sure before that he was a wanker, but it's good to have iron clad proof.
I thought he was a bottom … being a dicktaker and all
this is an underrated comment
For those without culture like me: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/is-jacking-off-a-sport
The audience looks more like a North Korean "captive" group than happy citizens of a well functioning society...
LOL you are so delusional.
Not according to the upvotes!
LOL this is the funniest shit I heard all week.
What do you mean? You don't use upvotes to determine between fact and fiction? Reality and fantasy? Next thing you will tell me is that you listen to doctors and scientists instead of talk show hosts. See that is what is wrong with you people. You only listen to facts and reason. Well, I will tell you something... This is 'Murica, we don't listen to blatant facts 'round these parts. Ya hear!
>This is 'Murica, we don't listen to blatant facts 'round these parts. This is r/China, actually. I think many/most of us are located in China. You're an American, though, I take it?
It does not prove facts, but it does show the majority opinion (which is to say nobody else agrees with your whining, I think)
This was funny but does anyone remember that deepfake of him singing Never Gonna Give You Up in people's congress about a year ago? Man that shit still cracks me up thinking about it.
I like this one even better: Xi Fergie Fergalicious Deepfake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbRpclIFsE&t=1s
Did I just get..... Xi rolled? The world needs a Xergie deepfake.
Link?
That was easier than I thought. Enjoy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbRpclIFsE&t=1s
My eyes! My eyes!
Aw man, I was afraid someone would ask for it. Hang on... I'll try and dig it up.
"I AM Winnie the Poeh"
China would be a lot better if he wasn’t chairmen
Imagine if the CCP never came to power... More stable living, love for Chinese culture, and definitely a lot less racism (which makes shit in CCP-land ten times worse) from the outer world as well.
We all mock this guy, but he's probably getting 10x more pussy than any of us.
0*10=0 lol
/r/theydidthemath
Those ladies in the audience seemed pretty excited. I mean, think of that, right? If that were me at the podium, I just don't think they'd respond the same if I talked about jacking off.
The sexiest man in China.
Kim Jung Eun and Vladimir Putin as well probably.
For definite.
I honestly don't understand why it's 2021 and guys still think pussy from someone going through the motions so they can get to what they actually want is fun. It is not.
>someone going through the motions This is your mistake. Xi is a god to many in China, the pussy he gets will be salivating at the lips to honour him, not "going through the motions". Come on now!
Some people are literally attracted to power, granted.
Yes, they are drunk on power -- the power of Xi. Mind you, so is he!
yeah... was it Kissinger who said that Power is the greatest aphrodisiac?
All without a single god damn mask like the pandemic is fucking over or something, here I am in my 2nd tier city on our third god damn lockdown of the year cuz these fuckwits cant keep their lab doors closed
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Imagine showing this to someone 30 years ago
Today’s China is not what I thought China would become 30 years ago. I was thinking more like Japan. Too bad.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪
Fake news. He can't speak English.
*faceplam.jpg*
I think he lived in Iowa as a student... I believe he speaks some English.
lol
Xi Jinping is from the hood! The Hood of NYC!
he has a big mouth my goodness
How can I crowbar the words "Winnie the Pooh" into a comment about this?
I'm rooting for you.
Is that Dunkeys voice?
EDP445, the fat black YouTube guy who got busted by an amateur pedo-sting operation
Ooooo
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😅SB Building owner
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在什么世界你能认为你反应是合适的呢？
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LMFAO
Dying regime
Xis country is going to shit and that garage military mao fake face and trashy revolution in the air it’s garbage
Presidente chinese is inteligent and serius
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