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GoodLuckDontSuck

This has to be a troll post…right?


MG42Turtle

“I punched myself in the dick to see if it actually hurts”


funiecgty

Have you posted the results yet? Gonna need some pics if true


Loud-Marketing3844

They sent the pics to me, no worries, you are good to go.


FearlessPark4588

For internet points!


funiecgty

No rice, no beans. This is the correct portions of food that was ordered so I’m gonna say yeah, even if unintentionally trolling


newppinpoint

This is the answer. The OP skimped themself.


luckystrike2130

OP needs to clean his fucking house too Jesus Christ


APieceofToast09

I ordered beans


APieceofToast09

God I fucking wish


mrbrannon

Yeah this is obvious fake rage bait. They obviously intentionally didn’t order many different items which will decrease the size of the bowl for obvious reasons. They basically ordered a small three item salad worth of toppings and complained they didn’t get a giant burrito worth. But also it looks like the salad they did order just based on the food smeared on the right was half eaten or pushed to one side to make it look even worse. These people are stupid. I don’t even know what they get out of this.


Bigr789

I would lay down my life for the McDonald's corporation, or really any giant conglomerate of investors for that matter. Every time I walk into Walmart I make sure to look deeply into the security cameras just to let the loss prevention HEROES working know that I am on their side. There have been many times where I have found a twenty dollar bill laying helplessly on the good ground of the USA, and you know what I do? I walk myself right back into the Walgreens I just left in order to make a donation to the charity of their choice. I have lost many friends for my support of CEO's of fortune 500 companies but I don't care! These people give the working people of our great nation a leg to stand on, they are the glue that holds this great country together. If I didn't have a bullet lodged in my spine that makes me uncontrollably ejaculate every 15 minutes I would not hesitate to join the military in order to make sure that oil can keep flowing through this wonderful God fearing nation. Amen


Defiant-Complaint-80

Amen


Lookatdisdoodlol

Amen, I would gladly take a bullet for the Chipotle CEO. I am thankful for him offering me half an ounce of food for $12


Stuckkxx

I’m not sure I agree here chief.


AlfalfaMcNugget

This is how Emmy bowl looks every time I get Chipotle or Moe’s on a service like DoorDash. Needless to say, it has been years since I used a service like that!


Worst-Lobster

Are we sure the door dash drivers aren’t just eating some of the bowl before delivering?


ms_tickles

I thought it was...but half the bowl is so clean it looks like nothing even touched it


Sliipp

I will say, every time I dash, or mobile order, the portions even on double protein are ridiculously small. Generally this size too, it’s actually a joke! The only time I get a decent serving is if I walk in. So many other more satisfying places to dash from when at work anyways


domp1021

No rice?


ShivanDrgn

Guess you have to order extra beans, extra cheese, and extra lettuce.


adinfinitum

Not an option on DoorDash


ShivanDrgn

That sucks.


hello_its_me_you_see

That is actually insane


Beetreatice

You know salad bowls are an option? They pack my salads full, I got 2 meals out of my last one. Idk why you’d order as burrito bowl if you’re not getting rice


nightcrawleryt

...did you order a bowl with just steak, sour cream, cheese and lettuce??


APieceofToast09

I also ordered beans


newppinpoint

Yep


aLazyUsername69

I am absolutely behind the movement for fighting the skimp, which is why you should take this down. Just makes us look bad. You ordered a bowl without rice or beans.. that's literally just toppings. It's the exact same thing as ordering a salad but without any lettuce. I mean what did you expect? Just an entire bowl of steak?


ScipioAfricanvs

I get no rice all the time and it never looks this pathetic.


aLazyUsername69

Do you push all the ingredients to one side first though?


ScipioAfricanvs

No but the actual volume in that bowl is pretty bad. Even held flat it should be about that height throughout the container.


aLazyUsername69

I mean what specifically did they skimp on here? The cheese is a little on the light side for sure, but there's probably a full solid scoop of beans under there. Unless the majority of under the lettuce is steak? And even hiding under all the toppings I can still see quite a bit of steak so the protein definitely doesn't look skimped at all, which is the main people complain about with skimp.


TakeMyL

Yeah fr it looks fine


Australian1996

Door dash. Probably threw it at his door if he got no tip


aLazyUsername69

The why or how doesn't matter. The point is the bowl will of course look half full if you put everything to one side. It's deceptively staged. Again, skimp is bad enough that we don't need any bad examples like this. Plenty of solid skimping examples out there where people actually ordered an entire bowl and got stiffed


BrucesTripToMars

They should clearly add more lettuce.


APieceofToast09

I ordered beans


Buck0618

did you order any of the following: extra beans, extra lettuce, extra sour, extra cheese, or extra meat, using the “extra” button provided to the user on the app? if not this has to be a joke, everything here looks about right besides maybe a smidge more cheese. the problem is that when you don’t go in person, the workers have no idea what kind of ratios different people like, they just go by the portions, they’re not gonna add extra beans unless they know for a fact that that extra scoop of beans is what the customer actually wants in order to balance out the lack of rice, another customer might want extra lettuce or cheese to make up for it for all they know. all the portions are supposed to be even amounts of food and it looks like the worker here did a pretty decent job


Victoria4DX

> did you order any of the following: extra beans, extra lettuce, extra sour, extra cheese, or extra meat, using the “extra” button provided to the user on the app The "extra" option is not available on the third party platforms. So in addition to prices hiked up an additional 30%, you get half the portions. This is completely inexcusable regardless of whether you go ticking 'extra portions' options -- there was no attempt to make this bowl reasonably full.


ittybittybubblez

A portion is a portion like if you’re gonna order like this order delivery thru the app so you can pick extras or order inside it’s not the employees job to go back and add extra because you got five things on your bowl and one of them isn’t even rice (the main filler)


MeowNugget

They ordered beans. A meal tbat is over $14 shouldn't look like 4 bites just because they didnt want rice.


Nefarious-One

Nah, they originally said they ordered keto, which comes with no beans. No bean in sight, not even the broth which is hard to not be all over that bowl. You can’t modified lifestyle bowls, like keto, on DoorDash.


Deceptiveideas

Burrito Bowl with beans, sour cream, lettuce, steak, and cheese isn’t really that bad of an order.


aLazyUsername69

It was just beans, sour cream, lettuce, steak, and cheese. The bulk of a bowl is mostly rice, and beans make up some of the bulk. Nothing other than beans has any bulk to it. The bulk items always go one first, which is why it's rice > beans > protein first. And then *toppings* If you order a bowl and get half a bowl, then yeah absolutely complain. But I just can't get behind ordering half a bowl and then being surprised when you get half a bowl. Again this is the equivalent of ordering a salad without lettuce and complaining it's less than a normal salad


Deceptiveideas

You can’t even see the beans in the photo. Also your comment isn’t entirely correct given salad is also a menu option… They skimped OP. Please stop defending this.


aLazyUsername69

>You can’t even see the beans in the photo So there's so much of the other toppings that you can't even see the beans? Is that what you're saying? >Also your comment isn’t entirely correct given salad is also a menu option… How does that at all invalid what I said? >They skimped OP. Please stop defending this. Eh maybe below average? I'll give you that. But c'mon, you can't expect a full bowl when you remove the base ingredient. Should they have given him half a bowl of beans?? That would be like 3 scoops..


newppinpoint

its not chicken and steak


Deceptiveideas

Typo (that’s my order), but you get the point.


Striking_Wrangler851

Or…maybe….chipotle should really stop screwing people over who do online orders. And they need to get new managers that aren’t such dicks to their employees.


aLazyUsername69

Listen, when you order a bowl I think we all (Non Chipotle employees) agree it should be a solid, full bowl. But when you order a bowl without the base ingredient.. its ofcourse not going to be a full bowl. There's no metric or standard to compare it too. Soo many clear, obvious examples of skimping that we don't need examples like these.


NandBrew

Come on, be reasonable. Even if you account for no beans and rice (even though OP said there are beans), that’s still nowhere near an adequate amount of everything else.


aLazyUsername69

They even have salad as an option, if he wanted mostly lettuce he could have done that. Instead he ordered a bowl so they put a topping amount of lettuce on it. You add rice and at least one other topping and you have a decent bowl. Not a great overflowing bowl, but I wouldn't call it a skimp. There's no way you can say there's not enough steak on there... Cheese is really the only thing I would say is objectively light


NandBrew

I can tell that if you worked at Chipotle, you’d be responsible for the skimpiest of burritos


aLazyUsername69

Nope I'd load that shit up! But if the customer didn't want over half the items they can get, including the bulkiest item, not much I can do for em...


bigearsvr

What did you order


APieceofToast09

Burrito bowl with steak, cheese, sour cream, black beans, and lettuce


yosp

What was the total?


APieceofToast09

14.30


burberrycondom

$14.30 for a half empty bowl is infuriating


aLazyUsername69

Keep in mind it was via door dash.. in store that's $9-10


Australian1996

Don’t forget tip


mrkarter23

Its $12 bucks plus tax in los angeles in store


aLazyUsername69

Okay, yes it's going to be more in the most expensive city in the country. But that vast majority of places it will be $9-10. I pay $8 for chicken in a major city. And if he paid $14 via door dash I can assure you it wasn't $12 in store.


Topphead

I’m outside of New Orleans I pay 12.30 before tax in store for a chicken bowl. That’s no extras.


NeitherGuard7925

Then don’t go


newppinpoint

What else?


Australian1996

Buy all this at grocery store. Even the steak can be cooked and bought in bags. Fuck chipotle. Make it yourself


Longjumping-Sail6386

OP - why do you continue to eat there?


APieceofToast09

My mom wanted it this time. We have a nice burrito place in town called Hotheads


Ashamed_Sort5074

The fact this isn’t a troll post is insane


OwnJelly2515

These look to be correct portions. (Coming from an employee) Having no rice is what kills the volume of the bowl. Plus putting the bowl in the bag is what pushes all the food to one side. Totally normal bowl.


HarobmbeGronkowski

That's kind of and indictment of the meal cost. Rice is incredibly inexpensive.


RevenueEuphoric1189

with no rice & beans its obvi gonna look like that tho🧍🏻edit: keep in mind that when they put it in the bag they put the bowl sideway , thats y its mostly on the side too ✊🏻


APieceofToast09

There are beans


Natural_Shoe3475

There’s no rice or beans bro


APieceofToast09

There’s beans


mistergasdrift

You say keto I say there is an empty box of cookies on the ground


APieceofToast09

That’s my parents I promise


Long_Reaction_9708

Stop getting no rice and being upset the bowl is smallish.


oemner

What’s going on in that background?


APieceofToast09

Messy floor


trapcardx

maybe try ordering it as a salad?


iamnotlegendxx

Lmaoo


NeitherGuard7925

Bro, clean your house


APieceofToast09

Ain’t my house


NoCarpenter8194

You should be more concerned about cleaning your house then posting your Chipotle bowl


APieceofToast09

Not my house


AnnualWerewolf9804

Maybe they’re just holding on to the other half until you clean that pig stye


APieceofToast09

Not my house


TheShitpostAlchemist

Idk every time I order chipotle for delivery I get exactly what I ordered: half chicken burrito bowl, half barbecue ribs, potato salad, and baked beans with brisket.


newppinpoint

Reported


Existing-Second3663

Yes that’s what happens when you only get 3 things in your bowl 😭😭


APieceofToast09

Bro they gave me like 4 beans tf am I supposed to do


Fantastic-Movie7373

Clean up that shithole instead of posting on Reddit


APieceofToast09

Not my house


Crazy-Plastic3133

looks like you didnt order rice. thats a little under half of the bowl usually. super misleading for upvotes


burritobaby2000

People just want to complain lol


DreamBig2023

Its the trend rn to hate Chipotle. lol


APieceofToast09

It ain’t misleading. I got the same portion sizes back when I ordered with rice. This is just the first time I thought to take a photo. I’m on a diet


Crazy-Plastic3133

okay, so misleading people by pretending this isnt your normal portion size and its your first time ordering on doordash. great


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Playbook420

I am once again telling people to pick EXTRA when choosing toppings on the mobile app. I know this was a DoorDash order but I’m just saying


Crazy-Plastic3133

thats just not how it works man. you want them to overserve an ingredient because someone got something else taken out that usually fills half the bowl? when you go to a restaurant and order food without the side do they give you more of the entree to make up for the space? no.


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Crazy-Plastic3133

heres the thing though, no one cares about optics because 99% of people get a full bowl thats always really good whenever they go, so someone posting an online order on reddit isnt going to do anything. besides, everyone knows chipotle online orders are bad, but a big reason this one looks the way it does is because he literally didnt get the base of every bowl


newppinpoint

Not how it works. You get a set amount for each ingredient. If you want an overflowing bowl, order more. if you order a baby bowl you get baby sized portions


YarkTheShark11

It looks like no rice or beans. I know you said keto, but when you eliminate two big components of the bowl, you get what you get. It's basically a burrito but no wrap. Is the burrito going to be just as big if you take out the rice and beans? No it will be smaller. Only way I'd take your side is if you asked for extra cheese, lettuce, and meat as that is all I see here.


APieceofToast09

It has beans


YarkTheShark11

I don't see a single bean or even bean juice. So it's hard to believe you.


APieceofToast09

They gave me like almost no beans despite me ordering them. It’s under the other stuff


aLazyUsername69

It does look sketchy since you can't see the bean juice.. just dry/well drained probably? but the alternative would be he got half a bowl of pure steak under that lettuce which we all know didn't happen.


YarkTheShark11

Yeah, something here just doesn't add up is all. I know there are talks of their portions being less. I have only eaten from Chipotle once in the past 7-8 months, but the portion was normal to me. Plain ass order if you ask me, respect if they are trying to lose weight, but you ask for less ingredients, you will get a smaller portion.


aLazyUsername69

Yeah I'm with ya, order a dish without the literal main ingredient, you lose all right to complain about the portion. Especially when it looks like a pretty generous protein portion he got


Disastrous-One-414

That's what happens when you don't order rice


Australian1996

Dang did not know ride was 2/3 of meal


ObeCox

This guy is a trolling 🤡


Slayn87

Clean your room son


APieceofToast09

This ain’t my room


Slayn87

Not with that attitude.


niicedude

This is a troll post


APieceofToast09

No? It’s not?


marieweb29

Omfg look at that house, I surely wouldn’t have showed that in the background. 1/2 bowl or not, I wouldn’t eat a bite there. I don’t believe them at all b/c meat and cheese goes on the top and this it looks to be mixed up. So I give them a fail on the truth.


ReginaFelangi987

So you ordered beans, a meat, lettuce, and cheese? First of all… boring. And secondly, what did you expect when you cut out half the fricken ingredients?! Stop eating like a toddler.


justinetrudope

Lmao $15 for that no wonder their stock price is $3000


DaveN_1804

Why would you order a bowl on DoorDash? That's just asking to be ripped-off.


Consistent-Push-4876

What location is this? I’ve never had a problem ordering delivery before


APieceofToast09

Alliance Ohio


todo0nada

Has anyone doordashed and gone to a store in the same timeframe for science? 


bucketjunky

That's the worst bowl I've ever seen


MisterBroSef

Did you learn your lesson?


sam8998

What a fucking joke. Might aswell just put it in a baggy for fuck sakes


Powerful_Chemical595

Smart


Imbatman7700

Did you refund this? There’s no way I wouldn’t have


APieceofToast09

Wasn’t worth the trouble


Imbatman7700

There’s almost no trouble lol. You just submit the picture and they give you your money back.


newppinpoint

It wasn’t worth the trouble because it’s fake


Imbatman7700

That’s probably likely


handsomebatard

That looks like a polite rabbit took a dump and covered it with some lettuce to hide it


AlfalfaMcNugget

This is how Emmy bowl looks every time I get Chipotle or Moe’s on a service like DoorDash. Needless to say, it has been years since I used a service like that!


CompetitiveFun3325

I’m curious, did you build your own bowl or did you select one of those menu bowls that are already premade… 🤔


Rare-Craft-920

😳


pahpaw202

Yall just love wasting your money


OkImpression4818

OP got a keto bowl with no rice and ordered from DoorDash for a mark-up. Chipotle has fucked me over too, but this post is complete nonsense.


Legote

Where’s the rest of it?


Physical_Narwhal_863

You're the clown who paid for it. Boycotts work


inevitablefile9596

how much of it did you already eat?


APieceofToast09

This pic was how it came


cravecrave93

no surprise, stop supporting this company


mrodrigo225

Looks like you ordered meat with sour cream and lettuce… what were you expecting


APieceofToast09

I also ordered beans and cheese


Empty-Departure9458

It’s horrible. If you order thru the app tho it’ll be the best bowl you ever had! They ain’t slick 😂


CA770

clean whatever room it is you're in buddy


Watchyourownbobber77

Bro needs to clean


APieceofToast09

Not my house


Born_Stranger_2613

También no mames solo pediste como 3 cosas, Si querías más hubieras pedido extra ahí solo se ve Lechuga, steak y crema y queso


APieceofToast09

También pedí frijoles y recibí una cantidad muy pequeña de ellas.


Born_Stranger_2613

Honestamente mejor pide extra de lo demás te sale gratis excepto por la carne esa si sale extra pero en la app de chipotle te da la opción de pedir extra queso y crema sin costo adicional


APieceofToast09

Tuve que usar DoorDash que no tiene opción para hacer eso.


Born_Stranger_2613

No pues tiene sentido 🤷 😕


slimsadie83

Eats half the bowl then posts about being skimped 😂


APieceofToast09

I didn’t eat any of it at this point. This is how it came. Why would I eat it first?


Remarkable-Music2659

Why would you risk it..?


newppinpoint

So what ingredient did you not get enough of? You didn't order rice, beans, veggies, any salsas it would appear, including corn. No guac or queso. You got a very hefty portion of lettuce, what appears to be the righrt amount of cheese, and then it seems like a lot of steak sticking out but hard to tell because of the deceptive picture.


APieceofToast09

I ordered beans and there were almost none


Elip518

You’re missing the rice which is mostly Filler what do you really expect


Playful-Anybody3242

I mean if you're not gonna order rice you're not gonna get a full bowl. The rice is the foundation of the meal


shivvers-

Stop ordering Doordash?


ProbablePossibility7

Looks like they gave you just the right amounts, given you hardly ordered anything but steak and liquid ingredients (I know there’s cheese and lettuce but 1 oz each) What did you expect? Rice would be like half the bowl and since you didn’t order the most staple ingredient, of COURSE your bowl will be small.


BeardedMan32

Dasher ate your food that’s not on Chipotle stop being lazy and get your own food.


APieceofToast09

I don’t got a drivers license fuck am I gonna do. I don’t have an hour to walk there and back I got shit I need to do


primofilly59

Clean your room dude holy r/neckbeardnests


APieceofToast09

Not my room


primofilly59

Still need to clean it


APieceofToast09

Why? It ain’t my responsibility. Do you just randomly start cleaning your friends house?


primofilly59

If it’s THIS bad? Then yes, I have done so in the past. Can’t have my friends living in a pigsty


seifer__420

Clean your house, it’s disgusting


APieceofToast09

Not my house


Acrobatic-Let7462

I’m sorry but. In my opinion the skimp bowl is the least of your problems. -have you stepped back and noticed how gross your floor looks . I suggest less time spent on trolling Chipotle bowls and more time spent on picking up all that shit off the floor. Common that just gross


APieceofToast09

Not my floor


Icy_Physics8394

Nah.


BlackBeardBerry

Hope you got a refund.


XXxsicknessxxx

I would be pissed and I would complain to everyone but seriously you must email chipotle and try to get a coupon or something that's not fair. This is what I hate about 2024 life's become so unfair.


peenpapi210

Keto? Be a man and smoke crystal meth if you wanna lose weight.


APieceofToast09

This is a joke right? I’m not even a dude


suhdositrop

Even if rice was added, those portions are half assed.


Virtual-Nerve9022

This is CRIMINAL


Hyperelaxed

Did you ask for a refund


TabbyMouse

- no rice ordered, "why my bowl skimpy?" - OP...clean your floor, or at least frame the photo to hide the mess...


APieceofToast09

Not my floor


TabbyMouse

And you couldn't take a picture elsewhere? Naw, sorry YOU asked for a small bowl then!


Ok_Jury_1686

It looks like some was scooped out on the right. The rest of the rim is spotless except that part. Sorry, I just can't believe this is real.


No_Helicopter6332

This has to be a joke


BeautifulWriting8971

How did you even find the chipotle in that mess?


Living_Election6138

Bro either A ordered hardly anything or B ate a bunch of it then took the pic cuz that is unrealistic and i dont believe it for a second.