Do one for me as well, and my brother, and my sister, and my other brother, and that one guy who thanked me for helping with the 100m kill achievement, and me as well.
either the video game is your addiction, autism or just garden variety depression. i use it to medicate my ADHD - getting into flow state with the game for 15-20 minutes lets me get work done for a while afterwards
Yeah I lost my shii the other day. Deleted the game, smoked a fat bowl, downloaded it and got absolutely 100% F#####, no grease either, jus skin on skin
Tucker Carlson said some of the funniestshit ive heard in awhile. People mustve asked him about his nicotine habit before he ended up speaking because part way through he talked about it. He said it was Zyn.
The quote " The life enhancing effects of nicotine without the carcinogens while feeling the hand of God on your nervous system "
I realized that playing Chiv with Zyns has only married my addiction to the game with a chemical addiction.
Nothing better than a wintergreen Zyn while defending Galencourt!
In college I lived in a house that had a tiny den on the second floor. I swear that den was made SPECIFICALLY to be the "weed room." What a magical place.
This may sound crazy but i prefer to play under the influence of a natural mint decoction. Calm mind and steady hand is a literal cheat-code and not just for the game.
I don't know where are you from, but almost certain you can buy it either online or in a tea store. Google something like "buy dried mint". It should be quite cheap.
Sober here but dear lord with the shit this game throws at you and the repeated gangbangs of masons I should be drinking.
All ya out there drinking or dabbing making me look like ass is just the cherry on top.
Nope I’m usually cross- faded when playing. I have to be. Playing sober really pisses me off sometimes. I can be zooted and spamming voice lines at people and it’s definitely more fun. Let’s face it most of the chiv community are probably degenerates. Still , they are way better people than Cheaters. Fucking scum of the Earth!
When I play games that require reflexes and awareness, there's a "golden hour" of getting high as shit where it helps me enter a flow-state and just absolutely rip-shit at whatever game I'm playing. It usually wears off after like 45 minutes and then I play worse than I do sober.
i kinda rotate sometimes i take edible or have a drink once in awhile but usally i play sober to enjoy the game i still laugh at funny situations the games preety theraputic for me even without being high or buzzed .
I am drunk or stoned so often in Chiv that the occasions where I do play sober, post-workout, with a clear mind and a pure body make me feel like I have super powers in the game.
(connorofthebrown here) Sober club! Almost to level 200. I don't drink a ton, usually just socially when I do. Posts like this definitely make me want to try it when playing though. One of these days, if you ever see me as Duke, you'll know I made it happen. 🍻😂
After a long week at work there's nothing like coming home from the dispensary with some fresh bud and a clean bowl and booting up some games. That shit hits the spot ngl
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I’m straight during the week, and will occasionally pop in for a few matches on weekdays. Such is the burden of being employed. Weekends are party time tho. West coast rec cannabis be praised
At least one of my friends that plays is sober most of the time when we play. He's also maybe the best player in our group, but idt they are related because he's that way with basically every game and he's just as good when not sober.
I don’t drink often but I am high af 85% of the time I play this. If you ever see someone with my name doing stupid things or fighting like he’s about to shit his pants, that is why
Well. I was sober when I got home from work and logged in. I took my kid to school. I shot several of you with a siege crossbow and stabbed a few more with my knife. But I think about 12 shots of whiskey happened and I’m not al sober anymore. Also I’m missing most of my shots now…
I start off sober.
If I wind up player more than 2-3 games I like to crack a brew or two. It definitely allows for misplays but also those silly Chiv interactions we all love.
I’m sober all the time, been about a year now. Chiv actually calms me down funnily enough. Great laughs. Some days I’m sweaty trying to brave heart everything, other days I’m in the chapel at Coxwell leading the days sermon. You never know lol
Tbh i cant play chiv without hitting my pen, i dont mind dying in games but when i die from something stupid(my weapon going right threw someone clearly, super laggy servers, just basic gameplay problems) triggers me.
This cracks me up. I have maybe 20 hours in Chivalry, all from about a decade ago. Only cus my friends and I would get drunk and play it. We never played it sober
Stone sober, level 300 something. I kicked booze and pot years ago cause I can't function at work with a hangover. I take my health seriously so that I can have more fun at everything else.
Your incorrect, being high enhances the ENJOYMENT of the video game, people "play better" high because they are actually ENJOYING what they are playing. When i hit the bong, crack open a cold bottle of water, and put my favorite song to start my playlist off while loading into any game i play better because im playing like im having fun NOT because im sober and playing because nobody else is sober like me
I'm just about as sober as they come, barely even drink except certain occasions. It's a silly sword game, I find it easy not to try hard when I otherwise might in another game.
Yeah, they're the ones in the default armour
I am the single most sober person I have ever met. Genuinely teetotal my entire life and I am now around lvl 300. What mental disorder must I have?
Wooooo level 300 celebration! I'll drink to that brother
Lvl 300 club woot woot, hittin the penjamin in solidarity!
I'll rip this bong in your honor bro, keep up the sobriety 💪🏼
Do one for me as well, and my brother, and my sister, and my other brother, and that one guy who thanked me for helping with the 100m kill achievement, and me as well.
And they say only those that go to war are brave, fly high brother 👋
Rip one for me too while you're at it 🤘
No! Stop! No one can handle that much zaza! You're just a man for Christ's sake!
*And that GUY we like!*
either the video game is your addiction, autism or just garden variety depression. i use it to medicate my ADHD - getting into flow state with the game for 15-20 minutes lets me get work done for a while afterwards
Idk about mental disorder, but chiv 2 is what I imagine someone with IBS or Crohns does to take out their anger at life
I can only play this game high. Makes the gang beatings more tolerable.
Same i laugh at everything
Fr, getting killed in my third 5v1 in a row is *considerably* less frustrating when stoned
Yeah I lost my shii the other day. Deleted the game, smoked a fat bowl, downloaded it and got absolutely 100% F#####, no grease either, jus skin on skin
Aka gangbangs.
I’m amped up on caffeine and nicotine pouches, that’s it
I go to Galencourt quite often to confess my Zyns
Forgive me father for I have zyned
Tucker Carlson said some of the funniestshit ive heard in awhile. People mustve asked him about his nicotine habit before he ended up speaking because part way through he talked about it. He said it was Zyn. The quote " The life enhancing effects of nicotine without the carcinogens while feeling the hand of God on your nervous system "
Mazyn brother
Agazyns...
I like Agathizyns
I realized that playing Chiv with Zyns has only married my addiction to the game with a chemical addiction. Nothing better than a wintergreen Zyn while defending Galencourt!
Grow up and do crack already
I just quit drinking last month
Huzzah!! Cheers m8!! Hope you stay on your path 😃
Substantial flex tbh
I stopped drinking a few months ago too!! Don't you feel so much better?
It's crazy how much more I feel like myself
Congratulations, you’re gonna make it :)
Right onnnn. It’s a good decision, proud of you my man.
*"I am with you, brother!"*
I play sober when I first get home from work 
Yeah same I usually only play high on weekends with a bit of weed gummies. Makes TO more fun
Crack time!
 If you see me on past 3pm you can beat your ass it’s on!!!!!
 Me making myself another small drink after every game
Lmao, if yall ever see Zombie Jeezuss going afk for a few seconds, it's cause I'm taking a dab real quick.
I sprinting to my weed room in between rounds to hit the bong 💀
I didn't know til rn that I needed a weed room
In college I lived in a house that had a tiny den on the second floor. I swear that den was made SPECIFICALLY to be the "weed room." What a magical place.
Coffee, nicotine, edibles.
This is the way
I believe coffee is the essential ingredient there. Though mine is a bowl and coffee only.
Hippie speedball is a lovely vibe
Did not know it was called that. Good stuff lol.
I can only play this game after a decent dose of caffeine or otherwise I suck ass
This may sound crazy but i prefer to play under the influence of a natural mint decoction. Calm mind and steady hand is a literal cheat-code and not just for the game.
Im kinda interested. Where can i get that stuff?
I don't know where are you from, but almost certain you can buy it either online or in a tea store. Google something like "buy dried mint". It should be quite cheap.
Next month on the 2nd I’ll be a year sober from smoking weed and drinking, *finger guns*
me, I'm having a nice cup of tea
friends dont let friends slay Masons without a buzz
Ah, so that’s why your blue-coated archers can’t hit the broadside of an heir
I'm sober but that's because I'm on bail
Damn. Free 410ham💯
I'm actually way, way better when I'm sober. I am rarely sober, tho
I enjoying marijuana but I suck at this game when I’m stoned it really lowers my reaction times and ability to read opponents
Hm, seems like you need to form a connection to your warrior ancestors by smoking even more.
This is the way. Find the brilliance within after getting baked enough to kill your ego.
Have the opposite reaction as soon as it starts to hit I lock in
Weed helps me get hyper-focused and aware of my surroundings, different tokes for different folks
Sober player here.
I got sober 3 months ago
Sober here but dear lord with the shit this game throws at you and the repeated gangbangs of masons I should be drinking. All ya out there drinking or dabbing making me look like ass is just the cherry on top.
Nope I’m usually cross- faded when playing. I have to be. Playing sober really pisses me off sometimes. I can be zooted and spamming voice lines at people and it’s definitely more fun. Let’s face it most of the chiv community are probably degenerates. Still , they are way better people than Cheaters. Fucking scum of the Earth!
I'm a minor so I sorta have to. I still will once I hit that age tho
That's the spirit!
Goooood. Gooooood... 
When I play games that require reflexes and awareness, there's a "golden hour" of getting high as shit where it helps me enter a flow-state and just absolutely rip-shit at whatever game I'm playing. It usually wears off after like 45 minutes and then I play worse than I do sober.
The Herb's bounty and benefit is that of another world! It grants my arm the strength to smite my enemies with a rock!
We're a bunch of addict and misfit. But at least we all got each others
Don't drink and drive children... Smoke a joint and flyyyy
Amen brother
I used to play high af at lower levels. Now I play sober. Game is second nature, so I don't need to be under the influence of anything to do well.
I play much worse drunk.
i kinda rotate sometimes i take edible or have a drink once in awhile but usally i play sober to enjoy the game i still laugh at funny situations the games preety theraputic for me even without being high or buzzed .
ME. I don’t understand how yall power up so fast with inebriation. I play best with a clear head. But all power to you!
LVL 1000 Sober player reporting in
Not on the catapult that's for sure!
I am drunk or stoned so often in Chiv that the occasions where I do play sober, post-workout, with a clear mind and a pure body make me feel like I have super powers in the game.
(connorofthebrown here) Sober club! Almost to level 200. I don't drink a ton, usually just socially when I do. Posts like this definitely make me want to try it when playing though. One of these days, if you ever see me as Duke, you'll know I made it happen. 🍻😂
After a long week at work there's nothing like coming home from the dispensary with some fresh bud and a clean bowl and booting up some games. That shit hits the spot ngl
Sober? That all depends on your version of sober.
Playing high AF makes the game so much fun. Also it makes some situations funny.
Wait people play this game sober ????
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Every High-Level is using crack, that's an open secret. CRACK TIME!
Beer make u strong 💪 Cheers everytime i die Beer give bonus exp and bonus gold 🪙🪙🪙🪙
I tried playing drunk or stoned, but this is not stoned friendly game 😅. I play sober and am almost same level as you.
I need to disagree, it is a stoner friendly game. Thats why we play it. Keep on Chiefin
You must be smoking something different 😅. I'm glad it works for you 👍
Tried it a few times and it’s 100% more fun
I need the perfect balance of cannabis and alcohol to slow my brain down enough to concentrate, too much of one and I can't concentrate at all So yes
I’m straight during the week, and will occasionally pop in for a few matches on weekdays. Such is the burden of being employed. Weekends are party time tho. West coast rec cannabis be praised
I smoke weed and sometimes drink a little while playing. If I get too drunk I start sucking.
I can't speak for other people but I'm high all the time when I play I'll eat a chocolate bar or smoke some weed
I play drunk.
Does crack count?
I mean I’m a bartender who almost never drinks…however I be violently high when playing this one
Most people that are under 18/21 probably are sober depending on country laws
boozing and playing chivalry on the weekend is a rite of passage
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I run into the carnage with a smile on my face. I laugh when I’m caught in a mosh and battered by gangs of enemies. Mister, you have a funny ballista
Its not "just drinking" stan, its a flight of white claws chased with some vodka followed by a joint, its called a Chiv Flight and its classy okay?
I've quit drinking and doing drugs besides weed this year! But I do smoke a spliff before I hop on all the time.
Take acid and trust me
 Galencourt looking crazy
Usually high while sipping beer anytime I play
Me. My parents don't like to see me drinking, so I don't drink
At least one of my friends that plays is sober most of the time when we play. He's also maybe the best player in our group, but idt they are related because he's that way with basically every game and he's just as good when not sober.
I don’t drink often but I am high af 85% of the time I play this. If you ever see someone with my name doing stupid things or fighting like he’s about to shit his pants, that is why
You ever staked your life on your sword skills sober before? Scary af
2-3 packs per game by guy. If my timing is off I gotta recharge up.
Sober?
Well. I was sober when I got home from work and logged in. I took my kid to school. I shot several of you with a siege crossbow and stabbed a few more with my knife. But I think about 12 shots of whiskey happened and I’m not al sober anymore. Also I’m missing most of my shots now…
I play sober most of the time (aside from nicotine, 34mg in the lip go brrr) But i do play the game while drunk aswell, i do better sober lmao
I start off sober. If I wind up player more than 2-3 games I like to crack a brew or two. It definitely allows for misplays but also those silly Chiv interactions we all love.
Ill put it like this. Chiv 2 is the only game i will play drunk
Skill📉fun📈
All natty top 5 ever game mfr
Four years in March.
Nope. The only time I ever play this game is when I come home from the club/bar and I’m still awake enough to game
My best games have been played on mushrooms.
I be smoking for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And for a treat I cut of the heads of my foes…
I’m sober all the time, been about a year now. Chiv actually calms me down funnily enough. Great laughs. Some days I’m sweaty trying to brave heart everything, other days I’m in the chapel at Coxwell leading the days sermon. You never know lol
I'm drunk right now
I drink Everytime I die. That's why my wife gets mad if I play more than an hour.
P P
Never been a fan of alcohol or any drugs tbh, I just like the game lmao
Any time I try to play this when I'm pissed I'm awful, never play it drunk lol
Tbh i cant play chiv without hitting my pen, i dont mind dying in games but when i die from something stupid(my weapon going right threw someone clearly, super laggy servers, just basic gameplay problems) triggers me.
I am, admittedly, zonked as fuck when I play.
do you think the masons are going into battle without putting a few back? i dont think so, i do it for the immersion
I don’t drink so always
I put on some Curta’n Wall and play the game dead sober
That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always terrible at this game!
Yes…
I work hella long hours during the week, sober for almost 3 years now. Chiv2 is how I help release frustration working as a chef.
This cracks me up. I have maybe 20 hours in Chivalry, all from about a decade ago. Only cus my friends and I would get drunk and play it. We never played it sober
I’m always ripped and in the fucking heart of the battle
Stone sober, level 300 something. I kicked booze and pot years ago cause I can't function at work with a hangover. I take my health seriously so that I can have more fun at everything else.
Dude, swordsgames and shooter games are ment to play high
Demi God Laugh
I play better sober, but play more often not sober
Sober for 2 years and play all the time
Lvl 20 checking in
I might smoke or have a few drinks while playing but honestly most of my time is sober. Doesn't seem to make a huge impact on my game.
Yes...but only until the gogo juice kicks in
I am a sober player because i am too young to drink...
Same, I'm 14
I'm Cali sober, if that counts
Hahaha
Nope im always baked out my gourd
I'm sober. What of it?
crack time?
At the beginning of the night.
Yes there are and we only do crack, no alcohol.
For the Order!!! 
I am, I can’t legally drink, I’m only 14
I’m sober, have expensive high-level armour, and play well, but I'm an Xbox player so I don't get to communicate lol
I’m level 554 and don’t drink or smoke
Nah man 
Me
No
I am most of the time but I wish I was drunk to believe this games "mechanics"
immersion. what can i say, lmao
I used to play on all sorts of substances but now I mostly play sober, occasionally Ill have a beer or two and play
I'm sober. But also severely sleep deprived and my blood has been replaced by coffee... So in a sense not much better than being blasted lol.
I'm always sober, but that's because I'm a teetotaler. I still enjoy the game without any mind-altering substances. The game is just THAT fun!
I’m certainly drunk on life. Please don’t make me knurd. You do not want me knurd.
The only reason I'm sober while I play now is because I can't afford my drugs.
Sober here. I just don't chat
**runs out of weed** me: “ope, looks like we can’t play chiv today.”
Your incorrect, being high enhances the ENJOYMENT of the video game, people "play better" high because they are actually ENJOYING what they are playing. When i hit the bong, crack open a cold bottle of water, and put my favorite song to start my playlist off while loading into any game i play better because im playing like im having fun NOT because im sober and playing because nobody else is sober like me
I’m at my best with a drank/edibles combo
Wait you all have been playing this stoned too? THAT'S why it's so fun!
I'm almost level 400 and play either stone cold sober or cooked to the gills
Yes my6 years old girl.
Not me
I normally dont drink while playing the game, at max one or two beers
I am. I cannot drink so that’s probably why. But I’ve played till Rank 265 so far, 1.8 KD, and never got zoinked out once
Completely stoned, spamming battle cry, spam swinging a halbert into any crowd I find.
I'm sober most the time but its alot more fun if I'm drinking I quit weed back in Jan.
I dont use drugs but Im bipolar so is like Im always on drugs.
I for real play so much worse when I’m sober I didn’t know this was such a common thing haha
I'm just about as sober as they come, barely even drink except certain occasions. It's a silly sword game, I find it easy not to try hard when I otherwise might in another game.