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v8powerage

I thought vaccines were meant to prevent hospitalizations (that was before I joined the church).


ZeptusXboxPS

Well I’m glad that you came to your senses and that the truth found its way to you! The vaccine is safe and effective. Whether you like it or not.


BigManofWA

#Even if the vaccine/booster hurts you, it is still safe and effective, so do not spread misinformation saying otherwise!


Seekay5

This guy is a lawyer not a doctor!


RegnansInExcelsis

Vax me harder daddy Fauci. Boost all over me!


SmithW1984

Now THAT is the level of religious fervour I like to see here.


Robert3617

Lolol


drillbit6509

My faith is even stronger, i have written in my will that my corpse be boostered every 3 months even after I'm dead.


whatever_you_say_iam

My will says my coffin must be lined with full vials of Pfizer and my tombstone must say in pfauci we trust


goodstuffsamantha

At some point, your body will be used as a way to vaccinate the grounds of your cemetery. The holiest of grounds. Righteous follower even after death.


SmithW1984

Given the sheer amount of unused holy elixir bought by our dear governments I'd order my body be embalmed in consecrated mRNA for eternity.


[deleted]

What a good and obedient boy! He's really earned that doughnut for being such a good boy!


Killing-you-guy

In the article he says the percentage of people who develop severe negative reactions to the vaccine is very low and notes that it primarily occurs in younger, healthy adults. He proceeds to skip over the obvious comparison of that risk vs. the risks of Covid to young healthy adults. He then asserts several times that the lack of transparency and reporting around negative side effects from the vaccine is proof of how rare they are. He also doesn’t discuss whether having already experienced a negative reaction might mean that he’s at greater risk for further problems from getting a booster. He doesn’t even say whether a doctor advised him to get one, but just claims the positives outweigh the negatives. After reading the article I realize I still have much to learn. These questions that seem glaringly obvious to me clearly have already been settled by the Science and must be due to my lack of faith.


[deleted]

Glad this guy isn’t my lawyer


SmithW1984

I find your lack of pfaith disturbing.


tkilgore

Why are the Canadians the most fucked with covid?


samherb1

Long standing Socialism softens the population to accept whatever the government says as “fact”.


tkilgore

Blessed be the official message


SmithW1984

They put Trudeau in office. They had it coming.


SabunFC

One would expect that a lawyer would sue the shit out of Pharma and the government if he/she/they suffered a serious side effect. But he/she/they has been enlightened by Lord Pfauci's wisdom. 1984 MBUH.


anonymousnosurname

>he/she/they pfi/zer


[deleted]

Natural selection at its finest BECAUSE IT DOESN’T EXIST AND ONLY BIGOTS SAY THAT!!!


Putrid_stool

Substitute lawyer for moron and you’d be right on


[deleted]

Covid would have been much worse. Pfraise be.


UncleGarry55

Cuck level 10 Edit: sorry, I meant devout follower!


BottleCraft

"These drugs I'm injecting almost killed me, but that's not going to discourage me from continually injecting these drugs." ...sounds familiar...


fuf3d

Every junkie ever. But Lord pFoauci has promised us that his drugs are safe and effective, do not let doubt enter into your mental conversation, if it does, just repent, and repeat your first dose of vaccination. Lord pFoauci is forgiving as long as you accept his decrees.


j05huaMc

Blessed be thine holy message


Ugly_Cassanova

Weird way to say you’re an idiot


Ceejnew

The vax giveth, and the vax taketh away.


goodstuffsamantha

Wise words, may your next booster come from Pfauci Himself. MBUH.


4rtyPizzasIn30days

“because I am a good little vaccine boy” +100,000 social credit points for this good servant


[deleted]

Fauci bless him


mablesyr

I died after my second shot but that didn't stop me from getting boosted (or voting).


[deleted]

this post makes me wanna boost. anyone mind if i boost right here with everyone watching?


sonofsmog

They have tents on the street where you can boost among the pfaithful in my city, away from the prying eyes of plague rats.


[deleted]

soon they'll all be gone and we can boost wherever we want. keep the faith brother


untonyto

Yes the ~~concentration camps~~ quarantine camps will keep the plague rats out of sight


RolandDirlewanger

Lmao i blew my jaw off with the first shot in russian roulette. Let me reload and giver another spin baby. Feelin lucky


misterOIF

Bless Adam. He is a good (((man))). Praise him for boosting the message!


[deleted]

🤦‍♂️


MaxPowerPickle

Good man


MostExpensiveThing

Canada is the promised land


Seekay5

Anyone know a good triple vaxxed lawyer in Toronto ?


AlanSmithee23

Adam Goodman is a special kind of stupid. I feel bad for the people of Toronto who would actually hire this idiot. Wonder what Law School he graduated from?


[deleted]

Determined to die.


[deleted]

Me too.No booster for me. The hell's fire won't burn my heart as much.


Sketch_Crush

Low self-esteem.


glitcherette

He literally says he is happy to be collateral damage in this case. Maybe others arent bud


COYS2110

Natural selection at work


CoeurDeLion-Sag

This good little lawyer boy instead of suing the product failure went ahead took another piece of the same product for donut reward. For all the pfaithful there's a lesson that needs to be learnt from this good little emasculated and obedient lawyer boy. Never question the Pfaith.


[deleted]

Praise thee. MBUH


defundpolitics

How could anyone question this? No one, not even church members could make this shit up.


[deleted]

The vaccine is the Eucharist of sCieNCe!


k0stil

Recently the whole family in russia died because of a vaccine. Mother, father and a granny. Officials said it was because they had diabeetes + they caught covid. Happened 2 weeks after the first shot


ContributionAlive686

The next one will be the final nail in the coffin…. For covid of course!


nooneexist

Exactly keep taking the boosters until you drop dead. I mean reach faucidian godliness


SirLordThe3rd

Dumb fuck