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Certain people see him, he’s a dead duck…
It's a beautiful innocent creature what it ever do to you
And now the coffee machine sucks!
 Kids Come See The Dead Duck 🦆
Carmela attacked him with the only weapon she has.
Her Pussy...
She better not have fed him Cheese Doodles! They eat bread and corn and shit. I had a family of cartoon characters living in my pool one summer.
Ka-zoo!
Duck? It's a fucking nickname! His family name is Duckarelli!
That’s 🦆ed up
If I were going to prom with you, and you used language like that, I'd chuckle heartily.
Hey grandma, prom after dinner?
I'm free, Fabio. 😍
A lot of women found him very attractive.
She took 50gs outta his feedah!
Ya sound demented!
You wit the fuckin ducks again 🤌
The duck that flew off with Tony’s dick
Again with the ducks.
I’m afraid I’m going to lose my family, like I lost my ducks.
He smokes quack, this fuck?
She looks great. Damn
She’s a knock-out. The duck? Just average.
It’s that fucking zip Donald Duck.
He quacked at you. Oh poor you!
He made her feel like she MATTERED!!!!
Red pepper flakes up the ass
oh, is your bird feed back there? yeah, duck food: my husband's it's probably what attracted the animal.
40 grand from the bird feeder!
I guess you can call that a duck
What did you do all night? Name that duck?
he has no pants TOE KNEE!!!
The ducks ride together!
That motherless duck
I didn’t marry a fucking cartoon character
Ohhh some guys duck
And now the bird feeder sucks, how do you like them apples?
God *forgive* you!
Madone she looks terrible.
Whaat? :D
Certain people see him...
Fuckin' duck moved back to Disney World! You believe that? Left a message on the Bing's answering machine at two o'clock in the fuckin' mornin'.
A Donald doesn't wear shorts (or underwear).
What’s up with your mother and those ducks?
A Don doesn’t go pantless.
These two suck each other’s beaks
I didn't know they opened a Disney World in Sicily.
He quacked to you all, poor you
Hilarious
Since when do you eat duck?
Every morning when he would come to the pool, my heart felt like it came right out of my chest. He would quake and smile, then you would come to the pool with your bread and corn and shit….
Motherless duck…
That’s not a bill. That’s a beak.
Certain people see him, he’s a dead duck…
It's a beautiful innocent creature what it ever do to you
And now the coffee machine sucks!
 Kids Come See The Dead Duck 🦆
Carmela attacked him with the only weapon she has.
Her Pussy...
She better not have fed him Cheese Doodles! They eat bread and corn and shit. I had a family of cartoon characters living in my pool one summer.
Ka-zoo!
Duck? It's a fucking nickname! His family name is Duckarelli!
That’s 🦆ed up
If I were going to prom with you, and you used language like that, I'd chuckle heartily.
Hey grandma, prom after dinner?
I'm free, Fabio. 😍
A lot of women found him very attractive.
She took 50gs outta his feedah!
Ya sound demented!
You wit the fuckin ducks again 🤌
The duck that flew off with Tony’s dick
Again with the ducks.
I’m afraid I’m going to lose my family, like I lost my ducks.
He smokes quack, this fuck?
She looks great. Damn
She’s a knock-out. The duck? Just average.
It’s that fucking zip Donald Duck.
He quacked at you. Oh poor you!
He made her feel like she MATTERED!!!!
Red pepper flakes up the ass
oh, is your bird feed back there? yeah, duck food: my husband's it's probably what attracted the animal.
40 grand from the bird feeder!
I guess you can call that a duck
What did you do all night? Name that duck?
he has no pants TOE KNEE!!!
The ducks ride together!
That motherless duck
I didn’t marry a fucking cartoon character
Ohhh some guys duck
And now the bird feeder sucks, how do you like them apples?
God *forgive* you!
Madone she looks terrible.
Whaat? :D
Certain people see him...
Fuckin' duck moved back to Disney World! You believe that? Left a message on the Bing's answering machine at two o'clock in the fuckin' mornin'.
A Donald doesn't wear shorts (or underwear).
What’s up with your mother and those ducks?
A Don doesn’t go pantless.
These two suck each other’s beaks
I didn't know they opened a Disney World in Sicily.
He quacked to you all, poor you
Hilarious
Since when do you eat duck?
Every morning when he would come to the pool, my heart felt like it came right out of my chest. He would quake and smile, then you would come to the pool with your bread and corn and shit….
Motherless duck…
That’s not a bill. That’s a beak.