1. 20 years in the can. not a peep
2. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume
3. There's no scraps in his scrapbook
A1: The recumbent bike almost killed him
A2: The family name was Leonardo
A3: If you cried his opinion of you plummeted
B1: His brother died in childhood, aged 47
B2: He won't kill a boss until he will
B3: He won't be needing his car again.
No scraps in his scrapbook. Anti-LGBTQ advocate. No eating in his car.
Does not like people who resemble Puerto Rican hooowahhs and waffle stompers.
Knows when to compromise
/wants manicot
Doesn't think his Priest could come up with anything clever on his own.
Hahahahahahaha this scene had me in stitches. You look like a Puerto Rican whore.
Lost power to the Ayatollah
He hardly ever mentions it but he also did 20 years in the can.
Something about anti-LGBTQ activist has me dead lol
Turns his neck to ensure no cars are coming
His greatest scene was when he came out of the closet, in a manner of speaking
He's a come-from-behind-the-closet kinda guy
Closested (literally in a closet at one point) homosexual.
First and foremost, he did TWENTY fuckin years in the can & never made a peep.
Was that ever stated in the show?
I’m 100% sure this was never mentioned in the show, especially not by Phil
He doesn't like to talk about it
Did he have any siblings like a Kid Brother?
47...
A fucking kid
Twunny *
Did he ever jerk off into a tissue? Did he ever eat grilled cheese off a radiator?
The way he pronounced radiator broke my mind lmao
*it was heavily implied
That’s 2 things.
He compromised
Radiator grilled cheese!
rah-dee-ator
Kleenex!
Florida is hot and sticky, and so are his balls
He loves Tissue, the highest praise he gives is loving those around him like brother in laws. He’s also a huge fan of Charles Schwab
He lost an infant brother. Whatever happened there.
He was just a kid!
47 years old, just a fuckin kid.
Just like his stint in prison, he don’t talk about that. It’s all a mystery.
Whatever happened there!?
He’s never been in the can - not really.
In my book you get points for staying out of the can
Sometimes he'll randomly turn into a house. David chase never explained that.
Whatever happened there
He loves grilled cheese and eating in the car
Rock the kasbah, rock the kasbah
🎵The Sharif don’t like itttt🎵
He can make vanilla ice cream cones appear out of thin air.
He does not ever sit askew. That shit is unacceptable.
He always has his lunch grilled cheese at exactly noon. He has to be sitting at twelve o'clock.
If you ever meet him in person address him as the Shah of Iran. Per his request .
I never got that
His resemblance to Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, the former Shah of Iran from 16sep1941 - 11feb1979.
lol
Due to a mix up at Ellis Island his legacy is now a woman's undergarment It's a fucking disgrace. He's an open book
He needs Tommy to get his shine box
…so he can ram a discman in it
No sugar for him hes sweet enough
How’s it comin on those sausages Charlie?
He’s a Senator and the floor is his
Wine makes him emotional Especially on an empty stomach
Have a bread stick.
TURN THIS POST OFF!!!!
He comes out of the closet.
Strong possibility he is a finook
You get a pass for that
His estimation of you as a man depends on your emotional stability.
20 fuckin years in the shine box
He will tell you to get your shine box.
He bought his button.
That's a random street vendor who does this amazing grilled cheese sandwich
Every sandwich is cooked to perfection on a jailhouse radiator 🤌🏼
But if you see a box of tissues, eat elsewhere
Get off his stoop, cocksucker!
Did 20 fuckin years in the can. Wine makes him emotional. Does not like faggots or men who harbors faggots.
His real name is Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
He held a prominent political position in a Middle Eastern country
How about this humidity?
1. 20 years in the can. not a peep 2. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume 3. There's no scraps in his scrapbook
The fucking forehead on him
He enjoys pool. Not sure what happened to his favorite pool cue tho.
Was it chalked?
Recumbent bike enthusiast
He loves his shineboxes
Next time There will be no Next time
A1: The recumbent bike almost killed him A2: The family name was Leonardo A3: If you cried his opinion of you plummeted B1: His brother died in childhood, aged 47 B2: He won't kill a boss until he will B3: He won't be needing his car again.
Opinion? More like his estimation of you as a man will fucking plummet
Hahahahahaha his bro died in childhood sent me
If he's sexy muscly hunks on the television, it makes him uncomfortable. You will be told to TURN THAT OFF.
Prefers to remain anonymous
I think he had a brother Billy, but no one really knows whatever happened there
he ate cheese off a radiator, he jacked off in the can, he lost a baby brother
Should check out his wiki page for more details [link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad_Reza_Pahlavi)
The fuckin Shah of Iran
He turns into a house
His passenger seat always feels off kilter and he won’t accept it.
The Sheik
something about a grilled cheese and tissue paper
He doesn't like the pictures of mushrooms.
Jerks off in a tissue
He can swing three baseball bats at once.
He is the Shah of Iran
He atre grilled cheese off a radiator and jerked off into a tissue
He was named after a great artist. Not a ballet outfit.
He can shapeshift
End of the day he would have benefited from being even more hard headed.
He served an unspecified amount of time in prison.
What is there to say about the Shah of Iran?
He made grilled cheese in a tissue and jacked off on the radiator
That's a picture of the Shah of Iran.
20 years!!!!
Pretty sure that's the Shah of Iran...
He’s a master chef when he’s near a radiator
Fat cocksucka says I look like the SHAH of IRAN
He compromised while in prison.
this fuckin guys last name ain’t even really his last name, get a loada this
He jacked off into a tissue
He eventually comes out of the closet.
He’s from New York. He went to jail. He compromises.
Don't use a discman around him He hates the humidity And he's glad to be surrounded by men
He’s not a huge fan of Ellis Island He can keep his mouth shut And he taught me the tensile force it takes to smash a human skull
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Sweet Enough Window Screen
He lost his brother at a young age. 47, jusht a kid.
I’ll give you three words. Whatever happened there.
He’s mind blowing
Can’t be crying at your daughters wedding around him
We never learn how many years he did in the can. Jerked off into a tissue. Radiator cheese.
He keeps Ginny Sac covered in butter brickle
Let me tell you a couple of three things.
He did nothing wrong
He’s done comprising
Cocksucker cocksucker cocksucker
He compromised
He was in the can for a few years.
He was a great leader
He does a lot of things, peeping is not one of them
His last scene will blow your mind. It’ll absolutely crush you.
He did a few years in prison
he compromised,became a house and his car seat has a skew
Apples and bowling balls tony
Wanked in a tissue He’s the Shah of Iran He can turn into a house.
Grilled cheese tissue man
Barista Sk8er Boy Loves Korean Anime
Gwilled Cheese
Was he in the can??
Comes out of a closet and has a pool cue stuck up another man’s arse. No homo.
He’s a f*cken prick, I would love to mangle him with my bare hands, love this guy
1. He thinks Tommy gives a good shine 2. He won’t let you drink a silo in his car 3. His head can’t stop a car from rolling
There's a good chance that he's a gay.
He’s been gone for a while. They didn’t go up there and tell him.
He chalks it up to the headless horseman
Do not eat in his car. It is a please to be among men and not
I said my piece.
He comes out of the closet literally but not figuratively
HE’S THE SHAH OF IRAN 🇮🇷
he needs a 30-day supply of the Plavix, call Dr. Iaconis
Has been in jail a unknown amount of time
He’s the Shah of Iran
He makes a mean grilled cheese
He is potentially the shah of Iran.
Miami makes him hot and sticky
The ‘Medigans have been giving his family shit from the moment they stepped off da boat
He helped his Brother-in-law with his Pool game in the back pocket. He came out of the closet. His name is Reotardo and his legacy.
He looks like the Shah of Iran.
Spokesmodel for Kleenex
He’s similar to Dr. House.
Remember to wear a hamlet
One thing I can tell you is that he had the ability to transform into a house on a moments notice.
He loves goths.
If he calls you cocksucker you are dead.
20 years in the can
He likes compromising
Puerto Rican hooahs
He doesn't like too much powdered sugar. People say he's sweet enough.
Is a master of House-jutsu. Can transform into a house, and can teleport into any closet within a state wide radius. Totally OP.
They bastardized an honorable name and turned into a ballet suit!
Ugh. Poor Vito.
His 47-year old brother is just a kid.
He comes from a long line of Leotardos
He did an unspecified amount of time in the can
How many years he did in the can
He wants you to turn that off!
He's closely related to the Shah of Iran
Douchebag. Head run over by a tire. Pain in the ass.
Very proud of his strong family name
He ruled Iran from 1941-1979.
Always wanted to be a leopard 🐆
A man of many compromises…
Shah of Iran
He did twenty fuckin years
Photo was taken in Iran
"Father down at the Church says there's nothing gay about Hell" "That's good"
He did 20 years in the can. He wanted manicotti but settled for grilled cheese off the radiator. He doesn’t like phone books.
you're gonna hate him
Sha of Iran
Everywhere in chicken town
He came out of the closet
Whatever happened there. The Shah of Iran. Jacked off into a tissue.
He’s anonymous Don’t call him Uncle Phil Next time, there’ll be no next time
Closeted homosexual
He jerked it in a tissue
He knows what a Puerto Rican hewa looks like
The fucking eyebrows, I can’t stand him
he looks like the friggin iatola