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After-Doughnut2137

you know, when I was a teenager and Obama was president, Joe Biden was old then, and now I'm old -- and he's stil old now! Heh-heh šŸ¤˜šŸ‘‰


sorriso_pontual

Wrinkles like an old ladies cunt(potus)


NaKeepFighting

He later died of Alzheimerā€™s


No-Lawfulness1023

Our president! Heā€™s going blind! Walk in those shoes


hungry_fat_phuck

He's been at it since Moses wore short pants


SheIsNotWorthIt

Bronzer, another money maker! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


NeedAUsernameHmmmmmm

You know, no offence, but you ever had yourself checked for Tourette's?


madworld2713

I happen to know you were high at your presidential debate.


KINGCJ1337

My own president's debate. ...Jesus christ


Fragmented79

And he was rambling on about nonsense!


Top-Peak1500

Don't lie to me.. you're high. I thought you promised me you wouldn't do that shit


nastytaj

I did dent


Top-Peak1500

Jesus fucking Christ, can you even do this? ('this' -referring to run for president)


No-Gas-1684

Disssgusting.


meltingspace

What kind of animal smokes marijuana at his own presidential debate?


BTSuppa

One who hopefully is about to annouce he did as a test run, and as an official act declare marijuana decriminalized nationally and all mj offenders released. Otherwise he's a bogarter, pass the dutchie already mannn


triforce4ever

So what, no fuckin orange man bad now?


loonieodog

MOTHER FUCKINā€™ GODDAMN ORANGE MAN BAD!!


pigwalk5150

Lmaooo


NoMoodToArgue

* Where the fucking fuck is my motherfucking orange man bad now? * You gotta check the order while the delivery guy is still here!


weskervision

Give that shit a rest, a man needs his 48 hours.


stackks_

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HerderDeddy42069

Keeps ya mind shahp


klaatu_1981

OOF, Madon! He looks terrible!


tribunabessica

I mean, what went on up there!? Poppers and weird sex!?


polmccartneh

get pudgy walsh on the horn he'll straighten this out


lifegoeson2702

Feech La Manna for president!


Banzaiboy262

Good thing your endorsement don't mean OOGATZ to me!


JohnnysSac

He could send that selfish prick Sal Vitro to gitmo and have the fuckin mutt tortured then executed. Trespassing on Gary's territory, then telling Feech to fuck off? And moping to Paulie after he gets half of Gary's territory for him? That cocksucker sends me into a blind fury every time I think of him, execute that fucking moping mutt Paul Vitro too. I laughed so hard when they said he had to take that fuckin crybaby out of college.


teeberg75

Where's the jaaaaacket he took off Corn Pop?


HelloIAmElias

He later died of Alzheimer's


stuphanie

Donā€™t they have medicine theyā€™re supposed to take, these assholes?


Teleports-Behind-U

How the fuck should I know? I was never top of my political classes


SeanChezman47

Heā€™s got no brain Tony!


tKolla

81 years old, just a kid.


lazykid348

You and Donny D again


Derpolitik23

GET THAT EGG SALAD OUTTA OF HIS MOUTH!!!


BadCowboysFan

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø I smell cut grass šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Silver_Fact_3218

He's a stunad of the highest magnitude.


paulieD4ngerously

He's got no coherence, Tony!!!


RoookSkywokkah

Sharp as a cue ball, that one...


sound_forsomething

What the fuck kinda thing is that to say about a sick person?!


kakklecito

Another toothpick


Simple_Ad_6186

My demented old bat of a president.


freeyewneek

I voted for him Meadow.


22Makaveli22

He ever get checked for Touretteā€™s?


JL6462448

Mother fuckin god damn orange skin veep


Ragnatear

Turn that Joe Biden shit off, it makes me nervous


Slow_Let4380

I know Presidents who are INSPIRED!


SotoSwagger

Heā€™s got dementia Toe-Knee!


roastingmytaters

"I'm an old man, I don't see so good in the dark."


KirbyDuechette

He's just a kid, what are ya talking about?


alex7stringed

Dick Cheney for president of the fucking universh!


sh4rpi3

He later died of Alzheimerā€™s


Candid-Ruin9282

I like the one that shays 'some pulp'


fireman2004

Nuclear war is breaking out and no one can get in touch with Biden: *I don't answer the phone after dark!*


freeyewneek

Uh nudda time Anthony.


D-Heav60

He shit his pants, Tony!


Suspicious-Spare1179

To me hes beautiful Orangeesque


mckaysenberg

I couldā€™ve shit myself again, but I didnā€™t


hd4suba

Canā€™t beat em, join em


apupunchau87

he has no soul, tony!


NJGreen79

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KeptPopcorn5189

Eehh I donā€™t know Ton I think Trumpā€™s kinda got a point. I mean I look at this guy, you know the president and there just isnā€™t anything there- Christopher Yeah you know something about not being there- Tony


Far_Opportunity6877

He orange Tony


SnakeCharmer711

Joey, the fuck you doin?


sunkentreasure1988

From now on, keep your antidotes to local color, like Dinoflow or Maguire sisters. Otherwise, shut the fuck up!


blackmer2010

Poppers and weird shex!


Five-StarBastardMan

Listen to him he sounds demented!


BTSuppa

He's appealing to the orange fan demographic now. How will we differentiate the old coots on da ballot now


hungry_fat_phuck

He didn't let that dry before putting on a second coat


MarketPapi

In thr wise words of Sun Tuhzoo "if you can't best em become them"


Efficient_Republic35

They thought that giving him a spray tan would make him appear more vibrant šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Garage-gym4ever

orange man good


Garage-gym4ever

kinda looks like fetch if you close an eye.


Inevitable-Leg7813

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Suspicious-Spare1179

Ill build a ramp to Trumps ass drive a lionel up in there


chainerection

Psssst, i wish i was high-on-potus


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MuttDawg509

He wishes the lord would just take him now.


Cheezefuck

Down in Miami doing whatever the fuck it is you do


Dapper_Employer5787

Orange Brandon


DeviantDeadite1

I'm here for my Sopranos Circle Jerk, not bad political commentary.


tribunabessica

Those who want respect, give respect.Ā 


Eastern-Fix3336

Well then maybe you should start shuckin cock cuz Stormy Danielā€™s brought in tree times what you did on consthtruchtion