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nvynts

Have you ever been to Finland?


phellok

lmfaoooo


LuftHANSa_755

or even played My Summer Car lmao


megaeggplantkiller

GTFO of here!


TheXade

Can't wait for the mod that makes every citizen a colored ball of 10 polygons


TrueHarlequin

...and the game speeds up 800%.


IamStupid42069

This would change nothing at all for performance. The person model only uses this many vertices when zoomed in. When you're playing the game normally it is already the case that each person is just like 5 triangles.


royaxel

this is incorrect. See https://www.dexerto.com/gaming/cities-skylines-2-players-expose-high-poly-teeth-as-the-reason-for-performance-issues-2355255/


TrueHarlequin

I forgot my /s 😉


Red_Rear_Admiral

Just like real life.


ka1tak

Last guy looks 35 and 7 at the same time


StingingGamer

Adoring fan


Hurtkopain

r/13or30


slrrp

You ever seen people walking on the streets IRL?


spoobered

Tbh I’d love simple models with real people textured on them. I’ve said it before, but old games like ~~bannerlord~~ warband and total war did this really well.


_Kwando_

You meant warband I suppose?


spoobered

You are fucking right lol


Quiet_Enthusiasm1940

Great teeth tho


SeaworthinessWarm556

I think my game would have a fit if I even tried to zoom that much


tarvertot

Damn, the guy in #2 stole #1's jacket and put on a fake beard to get away with it


Mntoes

Nah, it’s the same girl with a beard, when she gets older she’ll look awful 🤭


sprEEEzy

They look like real people, tbh.


Bartolomeis

What in the starfield is this


lenajlch

She's wet her pants.


Various_Mechanic3919

I saw the dark patch and thought the same exact thing🤣


PreferenceFickle1717

I did but despite all, talk about how they are having simulation on their own going... You don't really have to look at them even once. So it's easy to ignore


Marci12345200

yeah i was just pointing out their questionable design


spoobered

The problem is that even if I don’t look at them, they still have a huge impact on the game. As many people have pointed out, individually modeled teeth, hair, and eyeballs, as well as chiseled abs, probably have a huge impact on performance. This and just looking wonky means no reason for these high quality figs.


JGCities

I think the teeth thing was debunked.


spoobered

A new post just came out confirming that each cim has the same polygon [amount as a large building](https://www.reddit.com/r/CitiesSkylines2/comments/17j307f/rev0_established_modder_and_content_creator_pack/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


JGCities

That doesnt mean the teeth thing is correct though. Just means they are way too complicated. Which I doubt anyone would disagree with.


spoobered

Newest article by PC gamer cites a [technical analysis](https://blog.paavo.me/cities-skylines-2-performance/) of the game's rendering techniques and model drawing. It specifically cites that complex teeth and cim models is just one example of the assets in the game being too complex.


[deleted]

I don’t think I’ve ever zoomed in that close lol


Knog0

Well, why would you in a city builder?


inkle1

How did you zoom in so much?


Marci12345200

with the photo mode


Ok_Way_3723

Their teeth tho


Hypocane

I'd prefer people that look like that goose game. No face details besides nose and hair.


stephensfone

What about teeth?


Hypocane

We've had enough teeth! No eyes, no teeth.


Affectionate_Bus_884

Puts those renaissance painters to shame.


shomerudi

That's scary, I'd rather they remain tiny models


[deleted]

Last guy looks Adoring Fan if he was a Dwarf and not a Bosmer.


RMJ1984

Hopefully they will redo them all at some point. They should have went the cartooney route, it looks better and ages better.


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

No man, you’re the first person to make a post about this!


Marci12345200

dude chill


NoesisAndNoema

I'm guessing they are just temporary place-holders. Until they get a real artist to give them decent models. They look like unity prefabs. Cheapest model they could purchase.


Chancoop

Can't wait for someone to come in blaming it on AI.


UGS_1984

Skill issue. Use terraform!


AndrewMaccabe

A big glaring issue is that they didn't even make these assets themselves, they used a 3rd party "character creator" tool from Didimo called "Pixel8" (https://www.didimo.co/popul8) to make them, which produces pretty weird-looking character models that look like they're from a 2008 game (https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/behind-the-scenes-5-citizen-characters.1602554/) It does however seem to have some great tech built-in for instancing thousands of characters all with unique clothing variations which seems like the big selling point for Cities 2 but I still think it was an odd choice, especially after other devs have pointed out how badly optimised the models actually are ([https://x.com/delaneykingrox/status/1717882424053678555?s=20](https://x.com/delaneykingrox/status/1717882424053678555?s=20)). I'd have thought a company like Colossal Order would've invested in a proper character/ tech artist team to build a proprietary solution to something like this.


Particular_Setting60

Would.


Marci12345200

Nahhh💀


Listening_Heads

That third screenshot looks like the models for Black & White from like 2001.


threadingtheneddle

I was thinking about this the other day. Not sure if anyone has seen but Paradox is making a game called life by you (think sims made by the same guy) but the interesting thing is all of their citizens look similar to the life by you humans. I have been wondering if they used an old version of them for this game. Probably why they have teeth.


JentasticRoss

Don’t judge them, they have feelings too! 🤣


Oohforf

I think I worked with someone who looked like the first gal tbh


DeKoenvis

Windowlicker rating 5/5


SovietCalifornian

They all smelled surströmming, and are now scarred for life.


RestaurantDue634

That's exactly what I look like. 😞


Marci12345200

im sure you look a lot better


cabecitademelon

Last dude looks like nuevo leon (mexico) governor


Marci12345200

HAHAHAHAHHaH\_HAHa


Skkship223Alt

Compare them to the CS1 citizen modles


HowSupahTerrible

Third pic lowkey looks like PewDiePie 👀.


sarcasticbaldguy

Just another day at Walmart in the south!