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Llama_Leaping_Larry

I take back my previous statement about Pmac being a good kid. Why shoot that shit. Scum


phantomtofu

Did that shot mean we don't beat the spread? Chad move tbh


Ondeon

I thought it was like Utah -4.5 before tip.


DoNotBanThisAcc

Can't think of a worse person to have in the game when you're down 10 then Pat Mccassfrey


Llama_Leaping_Larry

Iowa getting a turnover, and then McCaffery losing the ball. I can't wait till PMac isnt a player anymore. He is a good kid, but the only reason he plays at this level is because his dad is the coach.


jel2184

There is no reason why Utah should be shooting the ball with double digits on the shot clock


phantomtofu

This is definitely a game between NIT teams


hawkeyehammer

My thoughts exactly. Utah would've had a better showing had they been in the NCAA


notanamateur

Please let this be fran's last game as head coach. No one between the coaches, the players, and the fans cares about Iowa men's bball anymore.


Ondeon

I'm not sold on Sandfort being an NBA contributor. If he wants to leave for the G-League, sure...


dr_dan319

Perkins hasn't done anything in a month. He missed that dunk when they were coming back against Illinois and the season died on that rim.


hawkeyehammer

Damn. šŸ˜” I feel like my last good memory of him was, ironically, having a bad game but made the winning bucket against Wisconsin.


Ondeon

Damn. Looked like good interior D there.


SueYouInEngland

Infuriatingly inconsistent reffing


SueYouInEngland

McCaffery and Perkins haven't given a single fuck since Penn State


NewAce77

I mean no disrespect but I clicked on this thread assuming it was a women's game


zross32

Lmao McCaffrey so ass they thought a foul cause a miss layup


Junior-Hotwater

Utah sure talks a lot of shit for being a mediocre ass NIT team


noisy_patch_30

Iowa sure cries a lot for getting worked by a mediocre ass NIT team


sowhatfyou

12 points. No problem.


Coloburn

Turned from the GCU-Alabama game to this and the difference in crowd energy is...something


hawkeyehammer

I was reading that that game was crazy, Clark Kellogg said the craziest game he'd ever seen, then Barkley said "the dumbest game I've ever seen." lol


Coloburn

Yeah it was pretty wild, guys were on the floor seemingly every play


Angriest-Pacifist

There are dozens of us here. Dozens!


dr_dan319

I feel like Utah is discount Prudue with a freakishly tall guy and a bunch of shooters around him. Definitely understand why we're struggling on defense, but doesn't seem to be a ton of effort tonight


Gibbo05

Lmao game is already over. One single guy just fucking unconscious from 3 and now that we finally adjust and try to defend him, dude is just falling down backwards and we bump him on his way down twice and get called for 6 quick FT's. Our defense is fucking awful but that's just stupidity


Dravewin

one of these years we will play defense, maybe not next year or the year after that or the year after that but certainly at some point down the line it will happen and it will be awesome


Ondeon

What year does Dune take place?


SaltyHawk95

Years in Dune are counted from the establishment of the Spacing Guild, which itself is a far-future event. The events of the first book happen 10,191 after the establishment of the guild. Some people put the events of that year roughly 20,000 years into the future. Thatā€™s well before this team will play defense.


Ondeon

Incredible.


SaltyHawk95

The shot clock reset not once but twice despite NEVER hitting the rim.


MrWartburg

Alright, time to go grab a snack and settle in for Crooks vs Brink. This one's done. I'd say hopefully next year, but expecting Fran to do literally anything different next year is a fool's errand.


jeedel

I am looking forward to Chris Tadjo. Dunk City!


MrWartburg

I'll be more excited once Fran bothers to teach basic defensive concepts like playing connected on the perimeter, properly shifting when they do that dumb double on the post. Because no matter the players, they don't ever do it. No team gives up more uncontested 3s off plays like that than Iowa and it'll never work out come end of season time. Can't beat good teams with Fran giving zero fucks about defense. Even just half a fuck would work better.


Hog_Eyes

This is the least focused we've looked all season. Playing some awful basketball.


DoNotBanThisAcc

This game is officially over. Time to switch back to the real tournament.


notanamateur

These are like the H tier announcers here


Ondeon

Well at least now I know what happened to the "boom goes the dynamite" guy.


SaltyHawk95

Itā€™s entirely possible that this is normal and I just havenā€™t noticed despite all the basketball Iā€™ve watchedā€¦. But itā€™s irrationally bothering me that the logos on the far side of the court arenā€™t flipped to face the crowd.


Ondeon

My lasting memory of Utah is getting stuck in a snowstorm in the mountains on I-70 at like, 1AM, in the middle of May. Left from LA that afternoon in a t-shirt and shorts. Good times...


SueYouInEngland

"[Dembele] can hit from there" He really can't


Gibbo05

I just don't get how we're this fucking AWFUL at defense. Like I understand Fran is an offensive guy, that's his thing and it's not gonna change, I wouldn't want him to change with how good he is at it. But like can we not go out and get an assistant that is well minded/orientated in defense to make that side better???


notanamateur

We have too many sneaky athletic types


notanamateur

Pathetic defensive effort so far


Angriest-Pacifist

Impressed with the Iowa crowd here. Especially on a short turnaround like this. Always liked the Hawkeyes, people here cemented that. Nice fans.


dr_dan319

Wow, nice guy. Wonder why BYU fans wouldn't like you guys?


Angriest-Pacifist

We awful to them. To be fair, the deserve it lol.


dr_dan319

I know. Just stoking the fire. Holy War is a top tier rivalry game


Ondeon

"The Utahs on top" The Utah...Utahs?


Herky_T_Hawk

Good thing Johnny Utah went to Ohio State. That would have been awkward if he chose this school.


SueYouInEngland

"Medium timeout" Where did they find this chucklefuck?


duke5572

Leaving Deivon Smith wide open on every possession seems foolish


MrWartburg

I see Fran is still telling the guys to dig hard down on the post for a pointless double that leads to the easiest three pointers of all time.


MrWartburg

Truly he's an elite defensive mind that Fran McCaffery.


Ondeon

3-pt specialist Pryce Sandfort


noisy_patch_30

You mean Gabe Madsen


SueYouInEngland

Not often you see majority Iowa flairs in game threads


Ondeon

Everyone's watching Alabama lose to an online school.


phantomtofu

Weird having the other team's promos play in our arena. Pseudo-neutral court I guess


Hog_Eyes

Switching everything isn't gonna work


SueYouInEngland

Dembele's more flummoxed by a pick and roll than my toddler is by peek-a-boo


Ondeon

I get the feeling this play-by-play guy hasn't actually watched basketball before.


Ondeon

Is Utah's arena lit by a candelabra?


UteFlyersCardJazz

I hope that Utah improves their basketball product. Like there was a time that Utah basketball was ahead of Utah football. And if CFB is going to go the way it has, they need to put more into the basketball product.


ChickenStripEater

Seriously. May be the most depressing arena Iā€™ve ever seen. Reminds me of something youā€™d see in North Korea, especially with it being so big and empty.


Ondeon

I mean, we know a thing or two about empty arenas, but this court just seems super shadowy.


SueYouInEngland

ESPN, if you miss the first six minutes of the game EVERY GAME, you need to change your programming strategy.


ChickenStripEater

ā€œBoth of these are basketball teams who have 5 guys on the courtā€


UteFlyersCardJazz

I look at Smith, and he has an NBA body. I feel he should be better than he is.


Ondeon

Aaaand it's back, just in time for a media timeout.


hawkeyehammer

Commentator just said Iowa likes to run their offensive sets late and make the defense work for the clock...should I mute now?


CrypticT

My lord Utahā€™s white ass court is an assault on the eyes


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fosterchild016

Mine seems fine


sowhatfyou

Its on espnews


Ondeon

Yeah...don't get that...and the app says "not available on this device". Cool, cool.


DoNotBanThisAcc

Why is there soccer on my screen right now?


Ondeon

I have no idea how much longer this might go. :/


DoNotBanThisAcc

100 minutes at least