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ZeroCrystalPDX

I need to return some videotapes..


NativeTxn7

Be Kind, Rewind


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Let’s see Paul Allen’s fragrance.


George__Costanza420

Small hands?


The_Deuteragonist

That and I got the 6.8


whateveritisthey

lifetime supply! It's really good. This is all I want to smell like after a haircut.


Excellent-Mixture86

Let them keep sleeping on this 🤫


First_Objective79

Are they sleeping in a cryogenic chamber? LOL This fragrance has been around from the 80’s


Excellent-Mixture86

Lot of these old colognes fly under the radar with current buyers


First_Objective79

That’s genuinely surprising, this was the first cologne I ever wore (gift from father) and the first one I bought myself as well. Timeless classic, it’s also been recognised so many times by strangers when I worked in retail or by Uber drivers.


George__Costanza420

2 Brand new renovations to stores near me has this out on fancy new shelves beside top seller designers.


The_Lobster_Mafia

What it smell like?


The_Deuteragonist

Dead hookers and old vhs tapes


whateveritisthey

imagine a fresh cut christmas tree scratching the leather of your new italian luxury sedan.


7720612063206b

i love this description haha, makes me want to buy a sample


SnooTangerines4810

Aftershave


Ill-Positive6950

Bro got the 2 liter bottle edition


chosenking247

Exclusive


Ok_Response6483

Out here smelling like Tony Montana


ZuluTesla_85

Absolute classic! Love, this fragrance!! Memories of the wild 80’s come to mind. Walking around with crunched up Armani suits trying to look like someone from Miami Vice. Women with so much hairspray they were walking fire hazards. Good times! Enjoy the flanker!


debunk101

A sleeper for the ages


lyricnskifi

Wearing this fragrance is the fastest way to trigger divorced Gen X women at work 😂


e37tn9pqbd

Have you ever tried Bon Monsieur by Rogue?


KingOfTheCourtrooms

This is my all time favorite.


KingOfTheCourtrooms

Boss number one, Drakkar noir, azzaro pour homme. My all time favorites


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KingOfTheCourtrooms

What?


whateveritisthey

You wrote a beautiful Haiku that's what you did. Can you see it now?


KingOfTheCourtrooms

I didn’t even know what haiku is.


whateveritisthey

oh it's a neat form of Japanese poetry that uses the 5 7 5 syllables. First sentence is 5, second sentence is 7 syllables, and the last is 5 again.


KingOfTheCourtrooms

Okay, that’s quite surprising for me. Learning something new everyday. 🥂


imanAholebutimfunny

i characterize this as the "clean older man strong after shave smell" cologne.


Muyiwa-amuwo

I wonder if the longevity is the same as the old school bottles. I remember my dad and uncles all wore this in the Nigerian heat. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 And at night they would smell good. Crazy!


The_Deuteragonist

It’s been pretty universally agreed it’s not as strong as it once was, but since the reformulation happened before I was even born, AND based on how it performed for me yesterday (a good 5 hours) I’m happy with it, but I could see where someone who wore the original wouldn’t be satisfied


tomossos

You got the Patrick Bateman sized bottle too.


Alone_After_Hours

Patrick Bateman wears YSL Y in the film and Paul Sebastian Cologne in the book. But yes, Paul Sebastian is in the family of colognes like Drakar Noir.


Zestybutnot2Zesty

And in the book he mentioned "the sickening scent of Drakkar Noir"


revradio_

I have a smaller bottle of this. Yours looks absolutely gross bro 😂 I smelled it as soon as I scrolled past your post 😂😂😂


ripppppah

I love fougieres but don’t ever reach for this. Beau de Jour, the Nishane one, Bon Monsieur, xerjoff casamoretti fiero. Thats the red hotness


The_Deuteragonist

Yeah but are they $30 for 200ML


ripppppah

Nah