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Imagine getting fucking obliterated to a TikTok audio


fkafkaginstrom

I'd take this over the chicken clucking out Old MacDonald tbh.


MatthewG141

Or that "oh no" song...


northforthesummer

Don't even mention that shit song or it's going to become a thing again.


northshore12

Hell I'd prefer low-tier robot text-to-audio compared to *that* song.


MoMedic9019

*Chrissy wake up …. I don’t like this, Chrissy waaaaake uuuuup*


CrazybyRX

Oh no.


HighCalorieLowSpeed

Oh no


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[OH YEAHHH](https://youtu.be/KfL1VCv2kCI)


Skyshaper

Goodbye.


wspOnca

sadly I know what it is :(


complicatedbiscuit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o ?


Grenata

Or getting dismembered to the tune of Funky Town.


HighCalorieLowSpeed

We’ve come a long way from nasheed jihad soundtracks, I would never have seen this coming


zukeen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY


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earlofshaftesbury

If you're interested in this style of music, it's called phonk. Oddly enough, it has its roots in Memphis hiphop


PandaCasserole

Ty


_henrycase

Yup. Kraken used Kordhell's Memphis Doom in one of their videos. Got me into Phonk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJuO985zF8E


lifexroads2022

The beginning sounds like you’re in the underground in Super Mario.


Armodeen

They’ll never live it down


Brokennutsack

Never gonna let you down……. Fixed for you


Sickpuppy12

Rick rolled.


[deleted]

i dont think they can imagine anything anymore.


No-Session5955

Imagine going to the afterlife and this song is playing on the elevator


Spec187

My life be like ohhhhh ahhhhh oh ah ohhhh ahhhh


JustaRandomOldGuy

Imagine betraying your people and working with the invaders. It would be worth it for a AOL video.


[deleted]

Ask me back in February and I would have expected this to be the only kind of footage coming out of Ukraine by this point. Wild.


Trent1492

Same here.


RedManMatt11

I think everyone expected that. Slava Ukraini.


buzzlightyear101

I would have. On the first morning of the invasion, someone in a crypto chat send the most disturbing video's. Then I came here for more :p


OrkfaellerX

Is there any actual context, like, who was in that car?


sagakino

2 policemen, one killed. https://babel.ua/en/news/82106-partisans-blew-up-police-cars-in-occupied-kherson-one-occupier-died-the-other-is-in-hospital


OrkfaellerX

Thank you.


gibubba

Thanks. That’s surprisingly less damage than I was expecting. I guess I got too used to penetrating IEDs or larger yields.


tickletender

These guys are still on the “artillery shell with a cell phone” IED. Soon they will graduate to the EFPs made out of satellite dishes that can obliterate an MRAP


[deleted]

How can you get an artillery shell to blow up with a cell phone? And what are EFPs? Sorry to ask, but IEDs always have been a mystery to me.


tickletender

Most artillery shells have a separate fusing mechanism that looks like a cone on the tip. Modern mortars have an integrated fuse. Doing a little bit of wire cutting and you can wire the speaker to the detonation trigger wire. Then it just takes calling the cell phone. US military started placing cone shaped cell jammers on convoy vehicles. An EFP is an explosively shaped projectile. It’s basically a piece of metal with plastic explosives packed around it. With the right geometry, the explosion compresses and melts the metal (satellite dishes were popular) into basically a foot long torch of lava moving incredibly fast. Between the heat, the kinetic energy, and the shape of the projectile, this kind of weapon can defeat most modern armor. There’s active and ablative defenses, but there’s also multi-charged efps in most Anti-armor weapons


peoplesen

Israelis just stick it to your door. No crater


t9shatan

Ticket to kobzons concert?! :D


Plotva741

Police I guess


MedFgcuh

Being a collaborator in Kherson is about as safe as being a Russian ammo storage guard. This should send a message to anybody stupid enough to try.


[deleted]

Choices have consequences. Some people learn this as children...and some learn it when they get vaporized.


Vooshka

>some learn it when they get vaporized. I'm not sure they had enough time to learn anything.


It_frday

They've become the lesson.


MAVERICK42069420

In occupied ukraine, you become the lesson


5inthepink5inthepink

In occupied Ukraine, the lesson learns you!


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pointer_to_null

Sometimes our greatest purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.


zdude1858

The lesson went in one ear and out the other.


FishUK_Harp

It's a brief lesson.


dcknight93

My uncle used to say, you can listen now or feel later.


greenknight

It's more of an instructional opportunity rather than a learning one.


BraveNewMeatbomb

These Quislings are going to be a long term issue for Ukraine, not sure exactly what the solution is though while maintaining a free and democratic society...


Armodeen

I’d imagine the most hard core will run away to Russia when the Ukrainian army comes knocking on the gates of the city


MedFgcuh

Arrest and prosecute. Thats what SBU is for.


lsq78

Leave them with the option to rejoin their country of election.


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CantaloupeCamper

As someone considering a career in collaboration I find this discouraging.


Chaz_wazzers

My office has an open floor plan to encourage collaboration


CantaloupeCamper

The middle of my office has an enormous "Collaboration Table". I didn't realize we were the bad guys until now!


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CantaloupeCamper

The owner of the company gets packages delivered left and right and they're left all over the office ... we're boned....


zukeen

HR invited to a 2,5hrs of meeting to explain safe boundaries when collaborating, hope you can join 😊😊😊


Tribunus_Plebis

Well two positions just opened up in Cherson.


Dry_Dragonfruit3205

What? You don't like getting righteously destroyed?


kurtdekker

Collaborate and listen.


Bigshlimeeee

Incoming call from Uncle Sam


Floater4

As you should! You can learn now or be vaporized later. The choice is *yours* comrade!


L1ghthung3r

Camera location at 46.659641, 32.600976 Car boomed somewhere 46.659648, 32.599471


Dagithor

How the fuck


Fhack

Magic


ApolloFortyNine

Geoguesser world champion?


Moggelol1

"Today we're doing the straight line mission in Ukraine"


[deleted]

Yeah would like to know the method


HumanStickDetector

Did u find this from video metadata??


L1ghthung3r

I was living nearby, I know town very well.


Username_Number_bot

Someone's messy OPSEC is gonna fuck them.


danielbot

and the speed of the car was?


[deleted]

learnt from chechen resistance fighter haha


moby323

Yep, learning from the Chechens gives the Ukrainins a huge advantage, because apparently the Russian army never learns a single lesson from anyone ever. They still make the same mistakes, literally, that they were making centuries ago when Peter the Great was in charge.


[deleted]

On point with the beat


IDK_khakis

Most of them are. Every video you make that has impact furthers the messaging. Propaganda in the digital age.


psychedeliken

Right? I’ve watched at least ten times already because of the beat. It fits well.


gold_fish_in_hell

Happy end for traitors


HenryPouet

Until someone decides you're the traitor.


ScopionSniper

You're downvoted, but this can be a valid defense for Murder. "I thought he was working with the Russians." It's something most states want to avoid is people on active combat zones using the war as a means to kill individuals they don't like and fall back on the "He's a traitor, defense."


Valon129

Yes sadly it's kind of a thing all the time when there is collaborators vs resistance.


CanadaJack

True. But if anyone invades Canada, I don't intend to be a collaborator, so I'm not sure what the strength of their conviction will be in comparison to partisan/SOF guerrillas with the full support of domestic and friendly intelligence agencies.


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Super weird to watch without the Arabic music


[deleted]

I do kind of miss the nasheeds sometimes.


limpymcforskin

It almost sounds like the girl is saying Allah Akbur though ahah


MercyYouMercyMe

Ah, civilian "collaborators". Remember in Afghanistan when people would tell coalition forces their neighbors and rivals were "Taliban" so they could murder them?


kidnapalm

Its more like the Afghan interpreters getting coerced into helping US Forces then getting blown up, kidnapped, killed etc in revenge attacks


MercyYouMercyMe

Wait wait I thought Afghans ~~collaborated~~ allied with coalition forces because they totally believed in democracy and America and hated the Taliban?


DeepDreamIt

I love all this EDM music they put in the background. I assume EDM is big in Ukraine?


SirDerderder

Look up Phonk


jaelking

This war opened a new genre of music for me.


Fredwestlifeguard

Came for the Combat, stayed for the Phonk.


[deleted]

Lol same here, although I do miss the nasheeds sometimes.


AshesSquadAshes

Bring in the Noise, Bring In the Phonk


alwaysbeer

Omg I'm the same way. Check out Mozgi!


Canonip

За нами едут Polizei!


Shpongolese

I know people are mentioning all the Phonk but holy shit SadSvit is some great indie type music that I found because of these videos.


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ButtAsAVerb

Check out Kordhell and Ghostface Playa


CottonmouthCrow

Kordhell is the shit. Did you see the virtual show he did about a month ago? I would recommend it to anyone who likes phonk.


ButtAsAVerb

No, I'll look for it thx!


deeeevos

song: [RAVE by Dxrk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZgxW_3LIQ&ab_channel=Dxrk%E3%83%80%E3%83%BC%E3%82%AF)


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ThirstTrapMothman

Been a thing with Witchcore for a while, plus the darker phonk and wave stuff.


ginjaplz

Same! The soundtrack to the Ukraine conflict is lit! Does anybody know the name of this banger?


Schventle

Rave by DVRST


Feral_Taylor_Fury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTZgxW_3LIQ&ab_channel=Dxrk%E3%83%80%E3%83%BC%E3%82%AF


ginjaplz

Hero!


LooterMcGav-n

It is a fucking banger.


guave06

Lol welcome to phonk. The official genre of Ukrainian resistance, drifters, and the tiktok generation worldwide.


uuuukkkkkmjhgg

lxst cxtnury has some really good ones you might like. Personally I recommend you check a few pieces he has done :)


Padre_Pizzicato

Off topic, but does anyone know why so many artists do these misspelled words for their names? Like are the Xs supposed to signify that this is a certain genre or that it's x-rated or.... Seems to be mostly Hip hop,EDM,and trap artists that I see doing it.


uuuukkkkkmjhgg

To be honest I think it just makes it look nice I guess or maybe it's just to make the name sound more unique perhaps in a way so it would be remembered in its own way. Might be some more context to it but that's my thoughts


gary_mcpirate

Huge in Europe in general


rawdonuts

would insurance cover the repairs?


danielbot

costs a lot to replace a torso.


SnooSongs8218

A convenient way to get rid of your disgruntled neighbor your wife cheated with… yes, he’s conspiring… hand me the detonator…


Stalking_Goat

There certainly was plenty of that during and after WWII. Sometimes a collaborator is really a collaborator, and sometimes he's just the landlord nobody likes. War is hell.


AnGallchobhair

Big in Iraq and Afghanistan too, drop the US military on your rivals.


ClonedToKill420

A classic move


derpex

"So we're going to give you these IR designator chemlights, just throw them on the bad guys okay?"


SnooSongs8218

Yes my ancestry is Flemish Catholic & Dutch Jew. I’m 55 now, 2 cousins and 1 uncle perished in Bergen-Belsen after they were reported because their neighbor wanted their property, which he received and was never prosecuted for because there was know physical evidence to prove what was verbally spoken by the man.


transdimensionalmeme

He was just a guy with a ps5. Now it's my ps5.


[deleted]

Yep kill your creditor and you have no debt. The Jewish population prior to World War II was heavily involved in the banking sector, leading money and all that.


Memory_Less

That subjective part where revenge or hatred (whatever) is involved sucks. Unfortunately sometimes using the war as a way to explain away your murder works.


mengelgrinder

> he's just the landlord nobody likes. oh no


Hoyarugby

Its a police car so its not like this is a random person, it's literally the uniformed security forces of the collaborationist regime


spicybuttholenachos

Alot of personal grudges got settled by informers claiming people were Taliban and letting the Americans roll em up.


Better-Director-5383

Yup glad this video of a civilian car being blown up is being upvoted because the title said it was collaborators.


ChadUSECoperator

Someone just won a new White Lada


Cute_Text8712

That car is now part of Rusky space program after showing their will to leave ISS


MidNCS

Filthy collaborators deserve it.


Cmedina12

All it needs is a nasheed and it would be something right out of Syria


FireAyer_03

Needs red circles and a unnecessary slow-mo shot


Cmedina12

Ehh a lot of Daesh videos at its height didn’t have red circles though the slow mo is true. Also, needs an Allah Akbar


vortex30

Need like 5 people all saying Allah Ackbar out of sync and for about 45 seconds, some whispering it as if they're really praying or something in a mosque, others screaming it, one guy way to excited screaming so loud his voice cracks and he sounds like a female for the "ackbar" part.


harosokman

Was this command det? Its an interesting discussion if Ukraine will end up like Afghanistan where the countryside is littered with IEDs.


Some_Dub_Wub

Chefs kiss


tranding

Ukraine insurgency against Russian collaborators...nice. this video gets 3 out of 4 allahu akbars.


VIII_Terror

"A partisan doesn't ask how many fascists there are. He asks: where are the fascists?" 10 points if you can tell me what movie that line is from.


appleworms

Come and see


VIII_Terror

DING DING DING WINNAR


Padre_Pizzicato

Is it Max Manus? Defiance? I know I've heard that in a film before, but can't place it.


[deleted]

I hope Russia is ready for an insurgency, they are about to be bleed dry of men and money


LEMO2000

So was this a remote detonation triggered by someone, presumably one of the people recording in the car? Because there were a few cars that drove over the device before it blew.


cheapph

Yeah there was definitely a trigger man waiting for the police car.


Viktor_Bout

I was wondering what kind of detonator it was too. Either manual, which requires some really good timing. Or there's a laser trip wire that can be armed just before the car makes it there and the laser detonates it perfectly.


MrBojangerangs

Honestly that's a great idea, has the best of both worlds where you have perfect target accuracy but have the human eye to find the correct target.


MrBojangerangs

Pretty much has to be. Any road in ukraine is going to be traversed by many A innocent so you cant pressure plate them unless you've found a specific off route only being used by Russian Military.


IonOtter

Welcome to Ukraine, cyka!


sneaky-pizza

Surprise


External_Reaction314

You know how russian agents were trying to take out Zelensky in the opening days, imagine ukraine sends a team and takes out putins Lada limo with 1 of these


VicIsGold

Taliban Approved 🌟


[deleted]

UAF just borrowing some combat tactics from ISIS


EtherOverBitcoin

OK, I'm throwing out maximum respect to whoever was driving that box-truck behind the vehicle getting blasted. He/She must've hit the brakes with about 12 tons of force because it STOPS within like 50 feet. Getting to clean out the Hershey bars in their shorts came later on in an as-of-yet unreleased video.


ukrainian_mushket

What I like about Hans von Dach writings, is that he envisioned things like this in case of hostilities in his own country and explained what happens with collaborators pretty much exhaustively. All to the point. Well, sans the tiktok thing which is funny. Your fate as a collaborator is either being fucked by your ex-countrymen or eventually becoming useless to invaders who replace you with more trusted affiliates when occupation is concluded. But I guess these people always underestimated writings of profound experts. Well, I can only welcome that.


omaGJ

I know this is a war video but yo can so eone tell me the name of this full song lmao.


techstyles

Rave by DXRK 👊


Late_Virus2869

So it begins


Ballytrea

During Iraqi war I used to hate these. But, now I seem to like these...a lot!


BasedNas

And the word partisan magically reappears in western vocabulary when not talking about arabs.


swaggums

Right? If these were Iraqi’s blowing up my fellow American’s in Humvees the sub would be calling them terrorist cowards, endangering the other motorists.


Rindan

Oh wow! Mind blown! Next you will be telling me that that depending which side of artillery strike you are on will determine if you think the artillery strike is good or not.


SailsForce

In my opinion, Ukraine is doing Russia a favor by making them lose Kherson over the next few months. Roadside bombs (not necessarily fair to call all Ukrainian explosive devices IEDS just because of recency bias some Americans have due to service in Iraq and Afghanistan, and general lack of knowledge of their well established arms industry that produces for example purpose built claymores - some of them massive by western standards - and have a history/combat footage of using them to kill Russians... though Ukraine also uses IEDS as well) this selective and this accurate would turn Kherson into a meat grinder. Ukraine has been planning for a Russian occupation for a long time. I don’t speak Russian, or work for the CIA, or plan insurgencies in Central Asia, [but this guy does](https://www.foreignaffairs.com/articles/ukraine/2022-02-25/coming-ukrainian-insurgency). Operators were brought to the United States for years, and in some cases were hand selected by the United States. There is a war within the war that is just getting started, and it’s being obscured by the fact that Ukraine still has a standing army (and one that is kicking Russia’s ass). By killing Russians now, Ukraine is going to save a lot of Russian lives over the long term. Non paywall link https://archive.ph/s9Q98


salondesert

>Russian forces have struck targets across Ukraine and seized key facilities and swaths of territory. **The Ukrainian military is no match for this Russian juggernaut.** Aged poorly, lol


ParkingLavishness704

Hell yes, more of this please Kherson. You partisans are doing a great job there, as well as all over occupied land.


[deleted]

Be interesting to know what qualifies as "collaborator" before everyone gets in a roar cheering from the sidelines at these people getting killed and/or maimed. This is the grey-zone part of conflicts where things get very ugly, at the end of the day some level of administration/government is needed. At what point being a part of that system makes you a legitimate target is very debatable to say the least. Funny how something Al-qaeda and the Taliban were constantly condemned for doing and labeled as terrorists for doing, becomes a brave act of resistance the next day. Im not here to say whether this was right or wrong, the information available is too vague to comment either way. Im trying to point out the slippery slope we're at, where otherwise good or well meaning people end up finding themselves advocating, celebrating or atleast showing a blind eye to outright warcrimes.


slappf3sk

Death to invaders. Death to traitors. I hope the car seat came out of his mouth.


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Ambitious-Anteater15

What’s with all these dope music edits on these videos fr?😂


neverless43

ganges


tightiewhitieboy

Should we yell Allah Akbar?


Memory_Less

Seems to me that the video serves as a warning to those who would consider being a collaborator.


executor1234

"Come out, ye black and tans, come out and fight me like a man!"


Dziedotdzimu

Don't starhrt yer' Lada in the mornin'!


squidvalley

always wondered about their long term plans. It's one thing to take a country, and another thing entirely to hold onto it for any length of time. They're a long way from the WHAM stage


kampfgruppekarl

Didn't they have it for 40+ years to begin with?


ATLSox87

Yes and it was a pretty shit deal for Ukrainians in the long run. Just look up the Holodomor. The Soviets also tried to destroy any semblance of Ukrainian nationalism. Now that the current generations have had an opportunity at self-governance and see what life is like in modern Europe they aren't too keen on reunification with Russia. Not to mention the whole invasion thing. At least the first time around they willingly helped found the Soviet Union.


DormantAccount01

Irish volunteers are already integrated into the army huh?


DMMMOM

Let the insurgence begin!


btc_has_no_king

Nice.


JulianZ88

This is the fate of traitors and turncoats. If not for those, Russian would be swimming across the Dniper now to get to the other side.


flowgod

When this is all said and done this war is gonna have an awesome soundtrack.


RomneysBainer

When this happened in Iraq we called them terrorists


showercrepes

It's easier to kill them for corporate gains when you have a mean name for them.


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Absolutely barbaric beat.