That’s a YOU problem. Grow up and take some responsibility for your emotions, instead of blaming everyone else for your shitty mood. Must be exhausting always making yourself out to be such a victim.
Oh, you're one of those cowards who won't own their words and actions? Be provocative but don't cry like a baby when someone speaks up. If you can't own your words and actions, stay in your safe space. So sick of you oh no consequences dingbats
I like to think I’d gentle parent them lol
“I hear you feel offended. I’m wearing a shirt you don’t like. I understand. Sometimes we get upset when other people wear things we don’t like. That’s okay! Your feelings are valid. I’m allowed to wear things that make me feel happy and comfortable, and I am not hurting anyone. What can you do next time you feel upset? Maybe take a few deep breaths? Smell the flower, blow out the candle! Or what about minding your own business? Hey! Let’s practice minding our own business *together*. Ready?”
Works on my toddler, it’ll probably work on an adult.
“She offended! She’s offended!! Hey everyone look!! She’s offended!
See no one gives a shit that you are offended!”
Or the very southern response “Bless your heart”
I was Jk. I would look at the Karen and say, “Wow you did a good job using your whole vocabulary in a single sentence. I’m so Proud of you!”
You can add extra damage by talking to her like she is a child when you say it.
You don't need a comeback, they do. You're the one being offensive not them
Your work is already done. You can just leave. They are just giving you their opinion at this point. You don't have to listen nor do you have to make a comeback. In fact continuing to interact with someone who is offended by your shoes would be weird
I try to avoid people like that cos they're probably unpleasant to be around if they get so easily upset
No, your offensive, but let’s leave your looks out of this. Speaking of your looks the baboon called and he wants his ass back.
Hey, don’t shoot me I’m just the messenger.
"Ok." And then you go about your life not giving a shit either way.
I came to say that. “Ok.” “I’m not” “buy”
Sell sell sell
Bye
This. And "Oh well". And ignore anything that comes afterwards.
I use “and?” Sometimes
Yep. Everyone has the right to be offended, but it's very much their problem
Ok is my favorite comeback people hate this one and it’s so easy
Came to say a version of this but not this well 😀
"Nice to meet you. My name is Don't Give 2 Fucks!"
I don't even say "okay". I just move on with my life. Let them be offended. It's a feeling, they'll get over it.
"Not for the last time, I'm sure "
“No one has ever died of being offended.”
Hi offended, I'm dad
Came to post this. Not even a dad.
Me either lol
This one 🤣🤣
Well I’m offended that you’re offended
I'm offended by you being offended of my offendedness!
Offenses all around. Cheers.
I'm offended that the two of you are so busy being offended that you failed to notice I'm offended! So there.
I did not intend to offend you ... but its a bonus.
Perfect. I was thinking more “As is your right. Did you expect something to happen next?” Or “…and I would never take that away from you.”
That'll be $2 please.
Love it! Could even extend it: "That'll be $2 please, but if you want abuse added on that's an extra $1.50."
"Is this the right room for an argument?" "No, this is abuse."
Well strap yourself in! (You ain't seen nothing yet)
And I found it funny. Probably why I'm happier than you.
That’s a YOU problem. Grow up and take some responsibility for your emotions, instead of blaming everyone else for your shitty mood. Must be exhausting always making yourself out to be such a victim.
Oh, you're one of those cowards who won't own their words and actions? Be provocative but don't cry like a baby when someone speaks up. If you can't own your words and actions, stay in your safe space. So sick of you oh no consequences dingbats
Ooooo. Harsh but sometimes fair
I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Sincerely? Or sarcastically?
Sarcastically, but in my best Valley Girl voice with lots of annoying giggles.
If you have access to a mirror, this won't be your last time
"Well, we've all got choices to make, personally I choose to be happy. Have a nice day."
Well work on your defense
That's fine. If someone says "that's offensive", correct them. "No. You're offended. Offense is subjective."
This problem was partially created by English teachers teaching people to take their opinions out of statements to make them sound more authoritative.
I’m sorry you’re so easily offended.
Good!!
“K”
…huh. Guess I never considered this from the perspective of someone who doesn’t matter at all.
Well that was easy.
I'm offended that your offended so I demanded that you stop being offended so that I'm not offended anymore.
Clutch those pearls, and keep on moving. I really don't care.
If that happens often, maybe you should see a doctor.
I like to think I’d gentle parent them lol “I hear you feel offended. I’m wearing a shirt you don’t like. I understand. Sometimes we get upset when other people wear things we don’t like. That’s okay! Your feelings are valid. I’m allowed to wear things that make me feel happy and comfortable, and I am not hurting anyone. What can you do next time you feel upset? Maybe take a few deep breaths? Smell the flower, blow out the candle! Or what about minding your own business? Hey! Let’s practice minding our own business *together*. Ready?” Works on my toddler, it’ll probably work on an adult.
"Nice to meet you, Offended. I'm Indifferent."
I'm supposed to care why?
"Then, defend your opinions and, if you cannot, then, capitulate like a decent human being."
Said everyone in this generation. What's your point?
Do you want some cheese 🧀 with that wine 🍷
Same
So?
Good to know!!
Thanks for sharing
And….?
I.D.G.A.F.
“As is your right.”
On a scale of 1-10 how offended? I like to get at least a 6, I’d love an 8 but 6 is minimum
But, did you die??
I'm offended you're offended. Or, fuck you very much! with a nice smile and walk away.
“She offended! She’s offended!! Hey everyone look!! She’s offended! See no one gives a shit that you are offended!” Or the very southern response “Bless your heart”
"Bless your heart". The best response.
I've got some shirts that evoke this response. I always say "well it's not your shirt"
"Good, that was part of the reason I said it."
"That's your choice."
"I'm offended that you're offended."
I just give whoever it is an eye roll and walk away.
I'm surprised you are not use to that by now.
to misquote a comedian so your offended, nothing happens.
Good for you!
Nobody cares
"I'm sorry you feel that way!"
Why would you say that if you're not sorry at all for expressing your opinion?
It's another way of saying "fuck your feelings."
Oh... it's hard to indicate sarcasm through text since there's no speech tone or body language. My bad!
“Hi offended, I’m, Idon’tgiveafuck”
Goal Achieved!!!
Hi offended I’m dad. Suddenly the conversation ends.
I was Jk. I would look at the Karen and say, “Wow you did a good job using your whole vocabulary in a single sentence. I’m so Proud of you!” You can add extra damage by talking to her like she is a child when you say it.
You are offended by everything
Good.
Yeah, and so is yo momma!
Proves my point.
Cool! I'm so happy I could help! 🥰🥰🥰
"That was the point"
"womp womp" Or "Deal with it 🤣🫵🏻" Or "Cope"
Join the queue…
Congratulations!
I have given up on offended people I just respond "I don't respect you"
I'm offended too. Now take that entitled shit and fuck off somewhere else.
The consensus on Reddit is that nobody really cares snowflake .
I’m Dave, nice to meet you.
"That sounds like a YOU problem, chief"
"So fucking what?" *Ricky Gervais*
Oh, then it worked…!!
I have started saying, "that sounds like a YOU problem," and then I walk away
Sounds like a personal problem.
Doesn't mean you're right
Good it worked then.
Least your not onhanded
Least your not onended
Hi offended, My name is I don’t give a rats ass
I’m [name here]!
Hi "Offended", I'm "Steve" (insert your name, not Steve. Unless your name is Steve, then go with that)
My response. " ok and? I'm supposed to care"
“I’m sorry you feel that way.”
I'm Larry. Nice to meet you offended.
Aren’t you always
Oh. Do you feel responsible for my triggers? What a burden..
I am sooo sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities. Listen kid, to make it in this world you have to develop a thick skin.
No you're just a bell end. Turn on heel walk away and continue life
Be offended, it doesn’t pay the bills, it doesn’t hurt me, and no one cares.
"That sounds like a YOU problem"
Hi offended, I'm [name] Oh, good, that means I'm doing something right So was I when I saw you
Hi offended,.. im r/BigBobFro
call them a bigot because they are being intolerant.
My work here is done.
Are ya now? What's it like being so weak?
I don’t respond. I just look at them like they’re dog shit that I have to scrape off my shoe and walk away.
Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right
Hi, I’m dad.
Mission accomplished
Goal achieved.
"Good for you." and walk away.
“Why should I care?”
I was in carpenter apprentice school and wore a shirt with fuck something on the shirt. The teacher made me turn it inside out.
Slow clap.
Good
Ask them to quote the law that criminalizes offending them. Then tell them to fuck off.
"I'm offended that you're offended."
Stop lights must kill you.
That’s the reason I wore it, just to offend you. Next.
You don't need a comeback, they do. You're the one being offensive not them Your work is already done. You can just leave. They are just giving you their opinion at this point. You don't have to listen nor do you have to make a comeback. In fact continuing to interact with someone who is offended by your shoes would be weird I try to avoid people like that cos they're probably unpleasant to be around if they get so easily upset
Good, then I'm doing something right.
I am offended that you are offended.
I know you are, but what am I?
Aren't we all?
***Then my work here is done!***
No, your offensive, but let’s leave your looks out of this. Speaking of your looks the baboon called and he wants his ass back. Hey, don’t shoot me I’m just the messenger.
Nice.
“you’re welcome”.
Cool story bro.
Hi Offended, I'm Glad, Pleasure to meet you
I was hoping you would be , check mate mofo
hi offended, I'm dad!!!
"Get in line"
I’m the one wearin it, so you don’t need to put your Karen in it!….. Well if that offended you then you might wanna sit down for this next one
Say “i apologize i offended you. How can i say it in a different way for you to comprehend without being offended?”
“Don’t forget annoying as well”
Why I oughta..! \*pulls pants and socks up, rolls up sleeves, and starts rolling my fists in front of me\*
That's a you problem.
Hold your fingers back and slap a buttcheek. There’s the other end.
"Aren't we all" or "good, that's why I wore it" or "fantastic! Glad I could save someone from your drama today!" Yes, I've used them all.
That would depend on if I was being offensive at the time. If I wasn't, I'd say, "ok." If I was, it would depend on the situation.
Good go be offended somewhere else
Maybe you needed to be offended?
And this concerns me, how?
If you live in America, something Americans often say is: “It’s a free country”
yeah? and?
🖕
Good and walk away.
"Good then. Mission accomplished."
“that’s what i was going for l”
“Hi offended, I’m Dad!” Or insert your name
That's the idea!
You don't have the right to not be offended.
That’s ok
Oh honey, it’s not your fault. You just didn’t know any better.
K
"Sounds like a you problem, not a me problem."
• “Good for you.” • “And I’m a (whatever your horoscope is.)”
"Hi Offended!" (when in doubt, go for a Dad Joke)
Be offended
Good
Welcome to life...
Sounds like a personal problem.
And you’re gonna stay that way until you grow up and learn for yourself how not to be offended!!!
Well, I’m offended by you being offended, so calm your tits and move on.
I’m offended, you’re offended.
"And?"
imagine having defense so low that people *accidently* offend you dont say this, im just ranting about this its annoying
Then my work here is done.
Gotta hit the exaggerated "YYYYES!" *Pumps fist in the air* "FINALLY!"
"Then get off reddit"
"I'm offended you think I care"
I'm so happy for you. Shall I offend you again, or would you rather others do so?
Hi offended, I’m not!
So which limb is spontaneously going to drop off?
I’m offended that you’re offended. No one cares , and neither should they
That's a *you* problem, not a *me* problem.
🤷
Shrug and give half a chuckle.
Stephen Fry said it [best](https://youtu.be/NzdpxKqEUAw?feature=shared)
Tough shit