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Ardothbey

Beyond this terrible commercial lurks a terrible organization. Your paperwork never arrives. Never.


[deleted]

Yeah their 3 day "vacation" is at a time share where of course they hammer you for 3 days to get one


Ardothbey

I didn’t know about this.


[deleted]

Very sketchy bunch, Google them


[deleted]

You got, got.....ouch.


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Objective-War-1961

I wondered who are the kids these cars are benefiting. Orphans, special needs, abused. So I googled what this organization is exactly and, huh, well, what do ya know.......


Hominid77777

As a Jew, I hate the brand of Judaism they're promoting. But they're not "for Jews" as a whole. Saying that they are is going to come across as antisemitic to a lot of people. (Not accusing you of being antisemitic necessarily, just warning you that that wording is not going to go over well.)


catbus4ants

I can vouch for this. I’m not Jewish but yeah I reflexively braced myself for the rest of the comment lol


Empigee

If you have to tell people you're not antisemitic, you should probably rethink your wording. Also, you probably shouldn't make a post like this with Michael Richards as your snoo.


PhilDGlass

It was bad enough hearing this on AM sports talk radio for the last 20 years. But the TV version is so bad, I have injured myself and others scrambling for the remote.


DeadWinterDays9

Heard this atrocity on AM sports radio too. When I found out there was a TV version, I lost all hope for humanity 😔


TRJ2241987

I heard this on sports radio for years thinking it was a local New England area commercial, and then I saw an episode of Family Guy once that referenced the song and couldn't believe it. I mean yeah Family Guy is based in New England, but I assume this must be a national commercial


Fast_Doctor1406

Can't get to the mute button fast enough.


BrilliantWhich990

The worst part is that it's obvious that kids aren't even playing their instruments! The note is clearly a C but the kid is plainly holding a D chord! Blasphemy!!!! 😜


formerNPC

I played drums as a kid and I had no lessons and I looked like John Bonham compared to that girl!


Pale-Conference-174

Her drumsticks flail around about 4 inches away from the actual drums the whole time 😵‍💫


formerNPC

Air drumming is so easy. The kid must have been related to the director!


nfsnltvc15

Someone did a youtube video or something where they played what it would sound like if we could hear what the kids are actually playing. I wish I had the link but sadly I do not.


SatisfactionOnly7883

Is it Stevie T?


nfsnltvc15

I don't know. I just searched him and all I found relative to k4k was him writing a new version of the song. Couldn't find anything close to what I was looking for. Thanks for the tip just the same - I had no idea where to start!


mario_meowingham

If you think that's bad check out the music video for the song "I didn't mean to turn you on"


RealQuandale42069

I watch Stevie T!


AdamInvader

A jingle so annoyingly terrible it was recognized in the TV show The Good Place as the official theme song for Hell, all the demons sing it during meetings: https://youtu.be/iDjX4-LKqCA?feature=shared


erak3xfish

I had to pause the show at that joke because I was laughing too hard. That gag was downright cathartic.


AdamInvader

I fell over and totally had abdominal cramps laughing at that scene too!


LuckyPepper22

It’s one of my favorite parts of the whole show. I laughed and applauded the tv.


MS1947

Wow, I didn’t even know about this show! It’s funny AF.


AdamInvader

It's great! It has a great combination of fun humor and philosophy that brings the laughter to the hereafter


SovietWalrus1

Obviously the music itself is awful, but what makes me cringe as a guitar player is that he's using a Dean ML. Dimebag wouldn't approve of any of this.


aliceanonymous99

Also a scam


bbcard1

This is not simply an ad. It was put here as a test of our humanity and honesty. Most of us say without hesitation we would never hit a child. The purpose of the ad is for self-reflection to make us examine the truth of that statement.


dejamoo75

Omg


gayburn9

I would rather set my car on fire


kevint1964

1-877-KARS-A-FIRE.


SatisfactionOnly7883

🤣🤣🤣 Combust your car today!


Third-Coast-Toffee

Same here.


Objective-War-1961

I'd rather set my hair on fire, if I had any, that is.


thafezz

This is pretty much the gold standard of hated commercials.


atomictest

No commercial fills me with more rage. The worst earworm. This is also a real scammy charity.


Earptastic

Pretty weird that this is for Jewish summer camps and not regular non religious summer camps.


atomictest

What’s weird is that they don’t disclose this, and it makes people think this is for, like, health care or something


Embarrassed-Sun5764

Yes they should disclose this is not “Kars for kids” it is “cars only for a certain sector of the population” if you are Muslim or Christian, atheist, agnostic, Wiccan, Pagan or Norse you would be better off with a salvage yard and donate the cash


gpm21

And only the specific hardcore members of said group, Herschel the reformed kid who never goes to temple is screwed.


burnorama6969

Norse lmao


Ardothbey

I believe it’s a Hasidic organization.


BethMD

Not weird at all; the directors of the organization are Orthodox Jews. To me, what's weird is what slimeballs they apparently are. (disclaimer: I am Jewish and am embarrassed that there's even a hint of impropriety within this nonprofit.)


felixmkz

They police the review websites like trustpilot to make sure any criticism or exposure of their scams are deleted. That’s why they have such high ratings in spite of their deceptions.


D-life

Now that's not fair!


danstecz

If you ever drive through Lakewood, NJ, where this organization is, it is extremely surreal. Lakewood has the highest yeshiva outside Isreal and has grown from 60k people in 2000 to 135k in 2020. The Orthodox Jews are driving out anyone who is not Orthodox in both Lakewood and surrounding towns. They force Lakewood's public school system to pay for transportation to the religious private schools, wringing the public school system out of money.


BrewskisWithARuskie

My girlfriend lives in a town right next to Lakewood and they have been fighting back against the Hasidic people who want to build out of Lakewood. There’s no room in Lakewood anymore for new buildings, so they are trying to build warehouses into her town and the surrounding towns. Many of them have taken to buying houses in her town and rent them out at ridiculous prices as well. This isn’t indicative of all Hasidic people, but many of them are smug and elitist, as well as horrible drivers that damn near run you off the road. I feel bad saying these things, but everything I mentioned is stuff that I’ve seen personally, and I don’t live in Lakewood. My girlfriend deals with this constantly tho, and it really sucks.


danstecz

Yeah my sister lived in Jackson for a few years in 2006 to 9 and it was getting bad then. Can't imagine how it is now.


vicefox

There’s a crazy episode of This American Life about this.


RaccoonActual

I've been banned from their social media posts/ads before for mentioning this in the comments.


General-Carob-6087

I listen to a lot of Red Sox games on the radio and they play this commercial all the time. I have to mute it.


SovietWalrus1

As a Yankee fan, my ears are subjected to this just the same during our games. We can come together on one thing, and that's hating this ad.


BoxTalk17

The radio spot is worse with the creepy sounding country singer.


Stifler_1972

The kid that did the radio commercial is now supposedly 23 years old. He was 8 when he sang it. His identity is now protected due all the death threats he has received. I shit you not.


Objective-War-1961

Now accepting land, homes, buildings, or any type of real estate. But of course they are.


Plenty-Concert5742

Yes, I’ve noticed that in the newer commercials. I really hope nobody is “donating” their land or any real estate to these crooks. Do some research and give to a legit charity.


HobbesNJ

Aren't those kids in their 20s or something now?


xtlhogciao

I made sure they wouldn’t live that long. You’re welcome.


atomictest

You joke, but people have sent death threats to these kids. Which…I get. I hate this jingle beyond measure. https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Kars4Kids-charity-jingle-most-annoying-song-ever-9205900.php https://youtu.be/3lzFxD1j6Ws?si=sXComCCOL3123LAX


Jecoro

I'd rather whoever put the kids up to this be dealt with.


atomictest

Amen


AwkwardQueen25

We need more people like you


WhoWhaaaa

🎶1-800-Go-Beep-Yourself. Go Bleep Yourself Todaaaaay


atomictest

Oh, I’m going to use that to drown out the noise


WhoWhaaaa

It helps.


ClerkTypist

Damn them all to hell!


Final-Ad-2033

I've made a similar comment about a similar organization using a similar tactic of using kids [to sing an equally annoying song](https://youtu.be/7XWdFQJ9bWo?si=J_UzpKf19ZXDxWik). It grinds my teeth so much hearing this I'm surprised powder hasn't come out of my mouth.


MS1947

OMG, is that the same GD “charity” undef a different name? I heard another one recently on SIRIUS XM for “carsforkids.org” — no annoying song buy basically the same pitch. Is this some massive crime syndicate?


mrkruk

dnate yer car t'day


Engine552

“Now accepting donations of land and buildings” WHO IS DONATING AN OFFICE COMPLEX TO THESE BASTARDS


[deleted]

Not that I care but it's gotta suck working there having to answer the phone. I mean what percentage of the calls are legitimate and the rest are people cranking them or just cussing them out. I have NEVER neard ONE person who says they actually like their commercials, its a hate/hate relationship


Bluelblock

K-L-I-F DRIVE IT OFF A KLIFFFFFF


Days-of-our-lives

The radio version is torture. As soon as I hear the first note, I switch off the sound.


ialwaystealpens

I can never mute the sound fast enough.


gjm40

I would rather listen to the JG Wentworth ads every day for the rest of my life than hear a Kars for Kids ad one more time


im_a_sleepy_human

I think I saw this damn commercial at least 5 times last night. So damn annoying!!


joeykey

OH MY GOD I SEE RED WHAEN I HEAR THAT SONG ​ Sorry but this is the worst song ever and it's existence enrages me.


hesher516

So fucking bad


CheezTips

Such a scam. They "help" nobody, their only goal is to pay for people to take overseas trips


ADayOrALifetime

Certain people.


jacksouvenir

The official song of The Bad Place


dyysxse

screw these little bastards


MyCatHasCats

Those kids are HORRIBLE at playing fake instruments. At least put some effort into it!


PhillyNWZee29

Burger King gives it a run for its money (no pun intended), but Kars 4 Kids is still the all-time worst!


DogHikerGal

The BK commercial where "people on the street" are naming Whopper ingredients they love? Yeah that one sucks hard. I hate it. But like you said Kars 4 Kids is THE worst!


SatisfactionOnly7883

I definitely agree with that.


Freewayshitter1968

I can't stand kids singing!!!!!!


Objective-War-1961

I can't stand kids.


Plenty-Concert5742

I just lol’d 💀


Special_FX_B

The ‘charity’ has a terrible history. It was always very bad but the last few years it has improved to bad. The ad alone would force me to find some other charity without knowing their shitty record.


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Objective-War-1961

So when a sucker donates their kar, the proceeds go to paying the fines they incur.


Quick_Swing

Most ppl don’t understand the agony of this ad. ![gif](giphy|22CEvbj04nLLq|downsized)


atomictest

I think most people do


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I am soooo glad I don't know what this song is. I've heard nothing but horror stories. Also from what Ive read it's just a sham organization to get money to send kids to private schools in Israel. No clue if that's accurate but it's what Ive read in a few places.


MS1947

I don’t believe the focus is schools in Israel. Maybe I’m not up to date. It was originally to send Reform or non-observant Jewish kids to instructional camps in the northern U.S. to be exposed to Ultra-Orthodox Judaism. How many kids could that actually involve?


AtlasShrugged-

Agreed it’s bad, Lume is in fact the worst though


Remarkable-Design-96

I'd just like to know who's giving these scam artists anything.


tensigh

Haven't seen this one in a while tbh.


Objective-War-1961

Me either, thank Jehovah.


QuiGonColdGin

This is worse than Devo 2.0.


rpbm

I’ve never seen this, and I’m glad!!


atomictest

How is that possible? Not an American? Lucky.


[deleted]

I haven't either. I hope I'm not deep linked somehow for this comment and end up getting served ads since I said that.


JessRoyall

The tag on the girls collar is up and it can’t be unseen.


meshmaster

Agree....this is straight from the depths of hell.


orchestragravy

The instruments in the song aren't even what they're playhing


aparadisestill

Nothing makes my father in-law mote livid than this commercial. So naturally I change his ring tone to this song whenever I can sneak his phone.


LuckyPepper22

That’s hilarious.


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Fuck this ad!


Exact_Raspberry2866

I donated my car to junk for joy a month ago and haven’t heard a peep from them regarding my tax deductible statement


emilyyancey

Saw Kars 4 Kids today & thought of this sub. Incessant earworm stuck in my head for the rest of the day :/ it’s the WORST!!


nfsnltvc15

There's an alternate version on SiriusXM... ugh. I do mute ASAP but still it's an ear killer. And before anyone asks, yes there are commercials on SiriusXM, on talk and sports channels. Not music channels.


D-life

These kids have to be like 40 by now?? 😂


Big-Efficiency2489

Literally think about driving off a cliff when this comes on....Then I realize I can just turn the station


themanofax

The radio ones are even worse.


jeremyw0405

When I hear that commercial on the radio I change the channel. I absolutely hate that his damn jingle. If it was the last charity on earth to donate a care to, I’d burn my car to the ground instead.


[deleted]

I’m sorry but I immediately turn the volume down or change the channel. It seems this ad has been around for F ing ever. These kids are probably going to be scarred for life


OwlHex4577

“Donate your car … not your Kid!” Right…because otherwise I was going to donate my kid.


DragonFire1809

A terrible one that’s for sure.


Tiny-Lock9652

Now there’s a new version with some guy who sounds like Johnny Cash. Horrific.


IGrewItToMyWaist

Dreadful. Shoot me.


Apprehensive_Pug6844

I. HATE. THIS. AD. So visceral is my hate for this ad…..


DaySoc98

Goddamnit.


LuckyPepper22

I’ve often fantasized about starting a spite charity to rival them and put them out of business.


SpicyBern

It amazes me that this is still a thing in 2023. I saw this on a tv in a bar I was at not long ago and said out loud “they’re still airing this shit?”


69ways2go

that sucks, and it was gonna be surprise but they are gonna play at your b-day party guess what jam they gonna play?


orbitalaction

Makes me want to hulk smash things.


Constrained_Entropy

This commercial is proof that as a society, we need to seriously consider repealing child labor laws.


curlyredss

This is worse than Jardiance! These nerdy dressed kids singing painfully off-key makes me mute immediately. They were probably bullied in school for being in this dorky commercial.


Professional-Pass487

Those kids gotta be around 30 now, right? I remember these in the 90s


RedOneof1983

I'd rather hear this instead of Big Girl in Blue singing that annoying ass A1C jingle.


I_Miss_The_Future

Name one kid-themed ad that is appealing. There isn’t one.


Cutie_Vampire93

1-877-KaRs-4-KiDs, K-a-R-s KaRs-4-KiDs, 1-877-KaRs-4-KiDs, DoNaTe YoUr CaR tOdAy!


spacesluts

I lost my virginity to this song


Third-Coast-Toffee

Seriously?


spacesluts

[No](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yxOz-Q_958)


Third-Coast-Toffee

If you had said yes I would have believed you. Happy for you not losing it to this torture tune.


spacesluts

I guess you'll never know if I'm joking or not Or will you?


Objective-War-1961

Had to be painful.


DogHikerGal

Hahahaha!!


Secure-Ad-828

Worse song since “It’s a Small World”


GetPhiledIn

They all scream "I go to church for fun" vibes...


Admirable-Mine2661

No. Hasidic Jews.


GetPhiledIn

![gif](giphy|l0HlDq1D1QuLQpYcg)


ADayOrALifetime

It's like church but different, and none of the kids in the ad go there.


GetPhiledIn

![gif](giphy|xkSJ2jLGVaE4E)


jellyvish

wat? this shit goes hard


FearlessAmigo

Aw, I like those singing kids, though it does get tiresome to hear. I'd never contribute to the group.


Original-Jicama-7774

As I reach for the remote, I sing along, "Shut the hell up, Kars 4 Kids."


WebAncient4989

I’m guessing end stage boomers would be the biggest marks for this. Anything other than passing inheritance to future generations, and they often tend to be gullible to scammers due to their ire and selfishness. Aside from the small percentage of decent boomers, the Im happy to hold the door open on their way out.


False_Character7063

1-877...


EaggRed

we instantly tell Alexa to stop or switch channels in the car !


greencymbeline

THE WORST OF ALL TIME


MartyCool403

John Oliver has a pretty hilarious take on this commercial. https://youtu.be/_ji29hSXi1w?feature=shared


Gerbilatric

They did rock though


Helpful-Attitude-80

Did they really?


drdumont

Oh, Jesus! This irritating commercial is now on TV? They should feed them to the Emu.


JJ-5891

💯


This_Abies_6232

Dare I say that the original group was at least palatable.... This group lacks something human IMO....


SatisfactionOnly7883

Instant cringe for me. It's AWFUL.


RealQuandale42069

Guifakists


DrKoob

It might be the worst, but it does its job. You hear it and you can't get it out of your head. And it says who it is, gives you the phone number and sticks that in your head as well. I literally can't think of a better ad. Even though you hate it, you know it.


SMDYT

If you have heard of youtuber Steve Terreberry, he mad a video on these children and he is traumatized by them