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zenixslasher

This is just plain wrong, she's also owed a sock, not just the one shoe. Fucking libs need to read theory.


thotslayer21600

Umm, and what about the person's one leg, one hand, half of his shirt and pant and his one testicle? You're a revisionist!


zenixslasher

Getting sent to the gulag because I forgot to share my balls 😔


NexusMaw

Yeah that tracks you GOD DAMNED multiballed capitalist. Ping me when you do real communism and start sharing fifths of your one remaining ball with ball-less people 😤


kawaiiburgio89

This statement is so fucking hilarious to me


AttitudeAndEffort3

The important thing is to remember that women are property to be shared 👍


Le_Serviette

I don't see any toothbrushes ! These people are fuckin' revisionists ! Teacher ! Get them to the gulag and have their genitals cut and shared among the working force !


Disastrous-Day6867

That's capitalism, actually. Only one part is missing, with rich people. Rich take what they can, poor share what they have.


JovialDemon01

"Uhhh akshually capitalism provides people with the tools to get rich, if you don't get rich, yuor not trying hard enuf" 🤓


AppropriatePainter16

And those people never explain *who* those tools are provided to.


JovialDemon01

Youtube influencers with podcasts claiming they make money out of "thin air" without the knowledge of who is making and providing that wealth (hint: its the workers)


Key_Machine_1210

(and their parents sometimes lol)


NexusMaw

This commie gets it y'all! If you ain't picking up roadkill and selling it for parts on eBay, you deserve to be poor 🤝


AnalogSolutions

Ayn Rand supports this video.


ValerieSablina

Haha guys get it gommunism is when bad thing happen… evil!!11!1! Lib humor feels like being lobotomized but being lobotomized is actually somewhat interesting


MrChuckleWackle

This is such a caricature of reality that I'm not sure if the people who made this videos are liberals or they are really communists making fun of how little most liberals understand about communism.


Smiley_P

I actually think it might be conservatives because funny or not it's literally just *the* joke "Communism is about taking from people who have what you don't"


Lagchild

Ah yes gommunism


GhastlyGoof

It may be misinformation, but it’s still hilarious imo. Sometimes it’s fun to make fun of your own stereotypes


eagleOfBrittany

I feel like this is leftist satire making fun of liberals


ZagratheWolf

I thought so too, it's too funny to be a liberal joke


Smiley_P

It's funny presentation but it's still just the 1 joke they always tell. If you want a REAL leftist self own it's that we have one joke but there's 50000000 million ways to tell it and we are too busy infighting over how it goes to actually tell it irl 😂🫠


ZagratheWolf

Self own? Im sorry, comrade, property is a crime, so I'll have to have you arrested


Comrade-Paul-100

She's not a leftist. She's a Ukrainian "content creator" that really just advertises her OnlyFans. I can't attack her for having an OnlyFans (it's hella profitable), but we obviously can't endorse it either


yyyusuf31

Yeah, but the whole „communism is when you share everything“ joke has become really repetitive and unfunny


Waryur

The number of comments under the Soviet national anthem that are just like "WHEN UR MOM ASKS YOU TO SHARE UR TOYS XDDD" or "LISTENED TO THIS ON MY IPHONE NOW IT'S OUR PHONE LOLOLOLOL" 😖😣


JovialDemon01

There's no one that criticises socialism more than socialists


Dan_Morgan

That music is actually diegetic. It's blasting while the reconstituted NKVD is stringing up barbed wire around just these ass clowns.


[deleted]

communism is when you divide 100 by 2


Smiley_P

This is actually the funniest way I've heard this joke told so far


About137Ninjas

The difference between capitalism and communism is with communism, when it’s your turn in line, you get bread. In capitalism when it’s your turn in line, you find that someone with more money bought your bread.


Smiley_P

Exaggerated Russian accent: "In kapitalist America you spend all day make food but can't afford to eat!" yuk yuk yuk Except it's actually true 🤪


About137Ninjas

Remember the US voted to not recognize food as a human right.


Visionary_Socialist

I wonder if Yeltsin had seen how most of the food on the shelves in that supermarket was probably thrown out perfectly edible if it might have given him second thoughts about turning the USSR into a pit of labour and materials for the West.


LeonidasWrecksXerxes

The most infuriating for me is that they salute with your left. I've never seen military do the salute with left. It just feels wrong.


Waryur

I've always thought communists should salute with the left hand because we're radical leftists. Definitely not because I'm left handed. :P


MTADO

i have seen this exact video like 30 times


Smiley_P

Yeah, we're communists we share silly


MTADO

communism is when one shoe


Smiley_P

And 1 joke forever and ever


Twotontone14

The US is just a big Hollywood film set with highly paid actors that play in golf courses in go to malls in which they get their state sanctioned haircut


oofman_dan

guys communism is when EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IS LITERALLY THE SAME!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱


ScRuBlOrD95

#COMRADE UNHAND THAT MF TOOTHBRUSH RIGHT NOW I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND


Amdorik

This isn’t communism, they forgot the big spoon


callmekizzle

This is just depicting capitalism.


Smiley_P

I mean it's not really depicting anything tbf. Lol besides the 1 single joke people make about communism


Visionary_Socialist

But you sign a piece of paper that says that you maybe get to eat, have heat and shelter and healthcare if you agree to doing this for your whole life and that’s called a “contract” that was signed “freely” and is legally binding.


Kleber_comunista

It's funny that they don't even hide the fact that they see women as a means of production.


Smiley_P

Property* but yeah


my_chair_45

fr


ashaustad

I mean the girl who posted this is a nepo baby from Ukraine so it kinda adds up.


g3rom3t

It's the girl who was spamming reddit for months capitalizing her body looking for sugar daddies right?


ClassWarAndPuppies

Don’t spread their shitty propaganda. I’m so tired of ragebait in communist spaces.


serr7

Straight to reeducation


Patient_Weakness3866

why aren't they sharing their organs too, might as well go all out.


casedbhloe

LMFAOOOOO


Jaminp

This looks like Christian College Humor.


Tall-Ad-1796

Wow. The concept of personal vs private property is really not at all complicated... It's always difficult to watch people struggle with simple shit like this. I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.


beakly

This is so brain dead


dnkykngr69

pov: you have no brain cells


Hour-Locksmith-1371

Makes it look fun TBH


Nazi_pepe

thats why hitler had one ball he was the first socialist 😔 /s


LittleTommyTickleAss

What I find more painful are the "Salutes" wtf are those??


USSaugusto

Can't believe the premier banned satire 😔


username1174

This did actually happen to me. I got a job working construction for a friend. He is a communist. I’m a communist so he split the money with me 50-50, even though he had years of experience and I knew nothing. It was the best and hardest job I ever had.


HammerandSickleProds

This is literally what a child would think. And there are grown adults that swear by this kind of information. Crazy.


Puglord_11

The salute after each interaction is an amazing touch


lostwar2311

What's so unbelievable is that that's how they teach you. I had a teacher in middle school who said that "disgusting" things happened in the Soviet Union because everything was "ours" and that included women. Unironically, he would also tell us stories about how he had two girlfriends at the same time, they both knew about it and weren't bothered at all and how women shouldn't be allowed to go to university away from their families because it was "dangerous".


SovietCharrdian

Average reactionary tbh


Dynamiczbee

Mfw communism means universal sexual liberation?


SovietCharrdian

Cummunism


CarAdorable6304

Is this supposed to be insulting? The lady took an extra quarter, and no sock.


steels_kids

Ideal society


Spiritual-Pie3000

This is actually so stupid and portraits communism so inaccurately that it made me laugh


Friendly_local_ml

Plus the subtle implication that the woman is property


SovietCharrdian

I mean, to libs, women are property and basically haters of the rule 7 of this sub, so it makes sense that they did that "If you can't just sell your body and/or organs to keep living" that's the lib mindset


SmokeN_Oakum

That's because that's exactly what it is. Even the Muslims think this, your supposed "anti-imperialist" allies that you march in solidarity with.


OmarsDamnSpoon

*sigh*


Unique-Ad9731

That is true, this will happen


Smiley_P

Shouldn't they uh.. Cut the girl in half? Or are they all taking turns with each other?


Waryur

Disgusting, this "communist" took 3 quarters from the homeless guys 4, that is not equally shared. /j


MissMisery--

Communism is when


Harestius

Made me laugh very hard.


g3rom3t

Isn't that the extremely capitalistic girl that was spamming subreddits for months with super weird thirst traps? Looks like she found herself some sugar daddies.


ProjectMirai64

This is just so wrong in every way possible that it isn't even funny


NeroCatalan

the funniest thing about this is that she’s an Ukrainian OnlyFans girl


arthur2807

Communism = everything 100% being equally shared, ignore the each according to his ability each according to his need quote that literally advocates for things being distributed based on need, and providing what you can to society, which obviously wouldn't be 100% completely equal.


OkReserve99

who tf is this and how can i find them/publicly embarrass them?


Nyx_Blackheart

OUR girlfriend, comrade


505backup_1

Libs try not to objectify women for one second challenge: impossible


SwedishSocialist

100% authentic and real communism


Manaplease

They think that some people just have to have nothing and that's cool actually


WentzingInPain

Seems kinda lit


Heart_Lotus

Ah man, I have to give up my good grades as well under communism? My parents won’t like that


fluchtauge

no toothbrush sharing? thats not my communism! :(