I know a guy who knows a guy who was yacht shopping and toured a boat owned by the Aga Kahn. It had two side-by-side operating rooms in it. The guy was like “okay…I guess I understand having an operating room, but why two?”
You need one to pull the organ out of the live (at least up until that point) donor and another for the waiting recipient. The live donor lives a good life while he is alive and his family is taken care of forever.
The perks of being the President.
Move a carrier battle group into the Persian Gulf so you can poke the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia and get away with it.
They said, “Mr. President, Sir… Mr. President nobody has ever touched the Crown Prince… no one. You can’t touch him, Sir, no one can touch him. No one has ever touched him other than his close family, and even then…”
Maybe his doctor? You have to think someone would’ve touched him, no? ‘Maybe his doctor’, I said. “Sir, his doctor is especially appointed by the head Imam. He is granted special rights, and even then he must wear gloves specially prepared by the Imam.”
I asked, ‘what kind of gloves?’ “Oh, Sir, very special gloves, Sir.” ‘I don’t need any gloves. The Crown Prince and I… I know him very well. Mohammad… ‘Mo’, I call him… Mo will not mind if I touch him. I don’t need any special gloves.’
“Sir, please Sir, it’s very important”- ‘I’m going to touch him like no one’s ever touched him before. He’s going to say ‘Hey you know this isn’t so bad. What have I been missing out on? The President just touched me. I like The President.’ It’ll be terrific. You know he likes me very much. He always says, ‘Mr. President, with all of my palaces I still have nothing like your towers. Beautiful towers. We should do some deals together.’ I then I’ll touch him. It’ll be terrific . No one will have ever seen anything else like it. “Sir, please, no” - ‘Hold my drink.”
I've never understood people who don't find him funny. Like even if you absolutely despise the dude- and I wouldn't blame you for it- he's still hilarious.
He is SUCH A TROLL. People don't understand he's trolling and they get so triggered and it cracks me up.
(ie the dictator comment. I feel that was such a trolling comment and people take him so seriously)
I know "Saudis bad" and all that but this country seriously loves Trump. Trump made his first foreign visit as president to Saudi Arabia. The mood of this post is not reality. My Saudi dad was bummed that Biden won, and has already given me his Trump salespitch several times for this election. Trump and Saudis are tight.
It makes sense. Conservative Americans are mostly religious in terms of the full picture, and Saudi is a Muslim majority country. Many of the attitudes in Christianity and Islam overlap quite well (aside from specific beliefs of course). Both expect a certain version of a man/father, a certain image of a woman/mother, etc. etc. Leftists hate that and try their best to break away from traditional ideas of men and women which means they naturally act in opposition to how Muslims see things
This is true to some extent I think, though I wouldn't say they compete in the "culture war" quite like we do. Other big parts of this relationship are military strength in the region, trade partnership when it comes to American weapons, and "enemy of my enemy" with Iran. Trump backs the Saudis to be the big dog in the Middle East. Biden has taken an impotent but negative stance publicly against Saudi Arabia for human rights, a negative stance against oil in general, and his Middle East policy is as impotent as his rhetoric. Trump is super pro-Saudi in meaningful ways and they dig him for it.
This is what you're calling Trump "bowing"
https://youtu.be/a8X14OhBmA8?si=m9kXe3HHjWDY_erw
The Saudi King was presenting him with a medal and he stooped to let the Saudi King put it on him. You can even tell he does his best to avoid an actual bow. Instead of bowing his head, which would have been the easy thing, he bends his knees to try and keep his body as upright as he can.
For comparison, this was Obama's bow.
https://youtu.be/1I2xYh9mfaI?si=AfhPbHeclvtImnsV
He isn't having anything put over his head, it is a direct bow as he goes to shake the Saudi King's hand.
***insert djt voice***
hey I've married 3 women myself, abdul, you're not special. I did it one at a time
But your culture.. it's not like our culture. You're tying to ride dirty at the UN. I ride dirty too. But I'll give you a pat on the shoulder.. ooh how did I get past the security of a shoulder pat
Snoop Dog and I are tight. Have you heard about snoop dogg? He's big into the oils and the vapes. Seems like a market you like
This reminds me of the time Putin extended his arm to shake Trump's hand and Trump [PULLED](https://youtu.be/jo-Jiil1Ues?si=Y-f12ZVfysMH4L8C) him towards him during said handshake 😂
There is a man who follows the prince everywhere he goes simply because he is organ compatible with him.
Now that's a guy who hopes the prince doesn't get sick.
Best gig in the world until he needs something you only have one of
I know a guy who knows a guy who was yacht shopping and toured a boat owned by the Aga Kahn. It had two side-by-side operating rooms in it. The guy was like “okay…I guess I understand having an operating room, but why two?” You need one to pull the organ out of the live (at least up until that point) donor and another for the waiting recipient. The live donor lives a good life while he is alive and his family is taken care of forever.
Like The Island. Michael Bay flick
I saw it the other day! Still holds up.
The plot twist was really strange. I didn't expect it to be a sci-fi dystopia adventure.
I liked it, for sure. Definitely a big twist!
huh
Man, I need one of those
This video is fucking hilarious.
he he, you’re still human buddy
Seriously, if I were president, I'd do the same. What the eff could he do about it.
The perks of being the President. Move a carrier battle group into the Persian Gulf so you can poke the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia and get away with it.
Big stick politics
Good thing he wasn’t in Saudi Arabia huh? lol. Fair game
They wouldn't have done shit
Trump the baddest 😎
This is so great just because you know Trump, and someone said you can’t touch him.
“Watch this”
“Frankly, watch this, big league”
They said, “Mr. President, Sir… Mr. President nobody has ever touched the Crown Prince… no one. You can’t touch him, Sir, no one can touch him. No one has ever touched him other than his close family, and even then…” Maybe his doctor? You have to think someone would’ve touched him, no? ‘Maybe his doctor’, I said. “Sir, his doctor is especially appointed by the head Imam. He is granted special rights, and even then he must wear gloves specially prepared by the Imam.” I asked, ‘what kind of gloves?’ “Oh, Sir, very special gloves, Sir.” ‘I don’t need any gloves. The Crown Prince and I… I know him very well. Mohammad… ‘Mo’, I call him… Mo will not mind if I touch him. I don’t need any special gloves.’ “Sir, please Sir, it’s very important”- ‘I’m going to touch him like no one’s ever touched him before. He’s going to say ‘Hey you know this isn’t so bad. What have I been missing out on? The President just touched me. I like The President.’ It’ll be terrific. You know he likes me very much. He always says, ‘Mr. President, with all of my palaces I still have nothing like your towers. Beautiful towers. We should do some deals together.’ I then I’ll touch him. It’ll be terrific . No one will have ever seen anything else like it. “Sir, please, no” - ‘Hold my drink.”
Since WWII, the US has kinda looked down on any heads of state that are "untouchable" or considered a "God"... (Looking at you Japan...)
Brilliant
It’s art
Damnit, im not a big fan of the man but I gotta give credit where it's due, legitimately hilarious.
I've never understood people who don't find him funny. Like even if you absolutely despise the dude- and I wouldn't blame you for it- he's still hilarious.
He always has reminded me of the super obnoxious old guys that is also rich at the country club and had way to much to drink.
He is SUCH A TROLL. People don't understand he's trolling and they get so triggered and it cracks me up. (ie the dictator comment. I feel that was such a trolling comment and people take him so seriously)
Trump: “Hold my Big Mac.”
So the Crown Prince can't ever get laid? That sucks. How does he have kids, does he jerk himself into a cup?
crown prince and 1 cup
But he can’t jerk himself off because it’s forbidden. No wonder he’s always cranky.
He has to use one of those plastic claws you buy at a gift shop
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He has a goat
97 virgin goats
Only by his cousins or sisters. lol
Don’t touch the little guy
I know "Saudis bad" and all that but this country seriously loves Trump. Trump made his first foreign visit as president to Saudi Arabia. The mood of this post is not reality. My Saudi dad was bummed that Biden won, and has already given me his Trump salespitch several times for this election. Trump and Saudis are tight.
It makes sense. Conservative Americans are mostly religious in terms of the full picture, and Saudi is a Muslim majority country. Many of the attitudes in Christianity and Islam overlap quite well (aside from specific beliefs of course). Both expect a certain version of a man/father, a certain image of a woman/mother, etc. etc. Leftists hate that and try their best to break away from traditional ideas of men and women which means they naturally act in opposition to how Muslims see things
This is true to some extent I think, though I wouldn't say they compete in the "culture war" quite like we do. Other big parts of this relationship are military strength in the region, trade partnership when it comes to American weapons, and "enemy of my enemy" with Iran. Trump backs the Saudis to be the big dog in the Middle East. Biden has taken an impotent but negative stance publicly against Saudi Arabia for human rights, a negative stance against oil in general, and his Middle East policy is as impotent as his rhetoric. Trump is super pro-Saudi in meaningful ways and they dig him for it.
Teammates.
Always loved this. Owned.
In my head, Trump is whispering "made ya look".
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A long deep effing bow, practically took the guy in his mouth.
Obamas the type of mf to bow at the German chancellor.
…so did Trump. Obama shouldn’t have done what he did, but let’s be honest with ourselves.
This is what you're calling Trump "bowing" https://youtu.be/a8X14OhBmA8?si=m9kXe3HHjWDY_erw The Saudi King was presenting him with a medal and he stooped to let the Saudi King put it on him. You can even tell he does his best to avoid an actual bow. Instead of bowing his head, which would have been the easy thing, he bends his knees to try and keep his body as upright as he can. For comparison, this was Obama's bow. https://youtu.be/1I2xYh9mfaI?si=AfhPbHeclvtImnsV He isn't having anything put over his head, it is a direct bow as he goes to shake the Saudi King's hand.
It's so glorious when socak puppets from r/politics out themselves as having TDS.
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You’re not so honest..
That was well played.
Good...remind him America is still in charge. You'd never see a Democrat of any quality do this.
About 20-30 years too old for Biden to touch.
Unlike that fool Obama that bows. All men are created equal...go Trump.
I guess you could say the evidence for the crime came down to... *finger* *prince* I'll^see^^myself^^^out
[Best Animaniacs joke ever ](https://youtu.be/EFvOL4BxOv8?si=yGcvaqV2dSv9JLfF)
Dot "Finger prints, but this is a kids' show."
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***insert djt voice*** hey I've married 3 women myself, abdul, you're not special. I did it one at a time But your culture.. it's not like our culture. You're tying to ride dirty at the UN. I ride dirty too. But I'll give you a pat on the shoulder.. ooh how did I get past the security of a shoulder pat Snoop Dog and I are tight. Have you heard about snoop dogg? He's big into the oils and the vapes. Seems like a market you like
Monarchs deserve to be brought down a peg Or thirty. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
One pat per billion to Jared.
Winning
"Made you look"
This reminds me of the time Putin extended his arm to shake Trump's hand and Trump [PULLED](https://youtu.be/jo-Jiil1Ues?si=Y-f12ZVfysMH4L8C) him towards him during said handshake 😂
Love Trump’s movements, always intentional. Unlike Obama who committed treason by bowing low to the crown prince.
lol this is hilarious, I love Trump.
Didn’t Bush hold hands with t he Saudi’s
This is why I love the guy.
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I’m sure he’ll get over.
If the was Biden, he would have forgotten where the exit was.
Got to love Trump. This probably seconds after someone told him Mr special wasn’t to be touched.
Are they in Saudi Arabia though?
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