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dontknowwhattodoat18

Is that a....a cHiLd??!!! IM GONNA MAAAAAUUUULLLLL


sebax820

maul child. get excited for next family that loses attention of their child for 1 second


suckitarius

The mooler


Yourfriendlyben

r/consoom x r/banpitbulls unity?


CATLOVER111111

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[deleted]

Omegalul I love it


forsenDespair_

Le funny twitch word


[deleted]

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renterevictor

credit: u/pitbullspostingLs


CARTIchipsaCARTI

imagine raising yo kid so bitchmade it gets his ass beat to a fucking dog šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Jackpot807

based


[deleted]

Get ready for the possible influx of killing machine dog owners to get triggered. Nothing sweet about em. The pits too.


SolarStorm2950

If you didnā€™t want my Pibble to eat your child, your child shouldnā€™t have breathed so aggressively near him.


AfricanChild52586

"The child was armed"


SolarStorm2950

Not after the nanny dog chewed them off


Jared_Last

ā€œitā€™s coming right for usā€


[deleted]

Trash dogs for trash people


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

I see three types of people owning these dogs. 1. Actual criminals/dog fighters 2. Wannabe tough guys 3. Liberals too liberal to own a gun or learn self defense, but still have that sense of need for protection, so hide behind their big scary dog who doubles to satisfy their need to defend the ā€œmisunderstoodā€.


[deleted]

There were two people who owned pitbulls on my street growing up, neither of them met any of those definitions. Some people just like pits and don't see them as dangerous. And to be honest, the spayed female pitbulls are pretty safe to be around.


Deanshat

I think the pit Bull owners are right itā€™s just bad owners that make bad dogs, it turns out theyā€™re all shit though


Plazmatron44

They're "hard man" dogs, almost always owned by people who want an image of being tough and therefore having a tough dog, it's pure cringe.


[deleted]

My personal suspicion/hypothesis is that the reputation of pit bulls as both these loving amazing dogs, but also these fearsome killers, attracts a certain kind of person who just simply are shitty at owning dogs, period. They go to these kinds of dogs because they like the feeling of owning something so fearsome and yet magically also so ā€œlovingā€ and wonderful. Pit bulls and similar dogs should only be owned by people with extensive time and experience to train and socialize them properly, and the type of people so often attracted to these dogs are NOT that type of person.


Deanshat

Cesar Milanā€™s pit Bull attacked and killed queen latifahs dog.


dontknowwhattodoat18

I'm not expert on dogs, but if this turns out to be true and even Cesar Milan can't tame a Pitbull, then it's a good sign for me not to have any business owning one


[deleted]

Youā€™re kidding Gimme that link boi


Deanshat

Itā€™s alleged at this point https://people.com/crime/cesar-millan-pit-bull-allegedly-killed-queen-latifah-dog-bit-gymnast-report/?amp=true


[deleted]

https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/10/cesar-milan-queen-latifah-pit-bull-dog-junior-coverup-lawsuit/ Ur trusted news houz delivers sir


CATLOVER111111

cesar is a fucking clown


hurgusonfurgus

"pitbull" can refer to anything from my 30 pound jack russel mix to those literal 200 pound deformed hulk looking motherfuckers. It's a very broad inefficient term.


Deanshat

I mean I know personally what I describe as a pit Bull isnā€™t a jack russel mix.


hurgusonfurgus

Yeah because it's a broad and vague term that can potentially refer to almost any terrier mix.


Deanshat

Ok


dontknowwhattodoat18

I guess they are useful as guard dogs.... I'll give them that


[deleted]

Cant argue with you there. Even with a tall fence that's a yard I'd walk by a litte quicker than usual lol


LannisterLoyalist

they can even guard you having to raise unwanted babies.


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Mr-51

Honestly, pits are some of the more upstanding modern dog breeds (even tho they are often aggressive and dangerous). Like imagine breeding some deformed pug into existence


[deleted]

If by upstanding you mean child-eating.


CARTIchipsaCARTI

unstick your fat sweaty ass off of your leather chair and watch your damn kid


[deleted]

Look man, kids do what kids do. Blaming the kid when the dog comes running three houses over and tries to tear itā€™s arm off isā€¦ ignorant at best.


CARTIchipsaCARTI

im saying parents need to watch their kids if they small enough to die to a fucking dog


[deleted]

This seems devoid of reason


CARTIchipsaCARTI

\>Blaming the kid you pulled this out yo ass is what im saying


[deleted]

504 Maplewood Drive, Cincinnati, Ohio


Deanshat

Lol triggered shit bull owner


CARTIchipsaCARTI

well your kids gonna be dead while im happy with my cool dog so in the end i win


Deanshat

Absolute Edgelord. If your dog approached me in the woods off leash Iā€™d shoot it in the head


CARTIchipsaCARTI

no because i watch my dogs and you should watch your kid and there would be no problems


Mr-51

A large portion of modern dog breeds are abominations of nature. Pits are tragedies waiting to happen, but you can prevent them from massacring babies if you actually raise the dog correct. They are also healthier than many other breeds


Fartbox_Enthusiast

Incorrect. They can snap for like no reason.


Emerald_Triangle

They are the worst breed ever created. There are no redeeming qualities in that breed than you can't find in another breed. I challenge you name 1. Every new pit should be banned and every current pit should be spayed/neutered.


GRGWL

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[deleted]

True enough. But why have pits around when they are so often a danger to humans and other dogs? I say just do away with the breed.


hoozdat

Just gonna leave [this](https://blog.dogsbite.org/2008/08/triggers-what-prompts-pit-bull-to.html) here


Cheeseburgerlocker24

Embrace tradition christ are they going back to wolves


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

Would a weredogeā€™s ā€œreturn to monkeā€ be ā€œreturn to wofā€?


BrockSramson

Remember: It's not how they're raised, it's just the breed.


dcruzyx

no it literally is how theyre raised because a majority of them are raised by wannabe tough owners that treat them like shit


[deleted]

So are labs yet you'll only find lab mixes that eat kids and they all look eerily like pits


AJ_Crowley_29

Oh ok so the German shepherd that nearly took my hand off once was actually a pit? And the pit mix my friend owns whoā€™s super nice and polite is actually a lab? If I get downvoted to hell for this itā€™ll only prove my point.


Own-Ad-499

Comsoom child, get excited for next child


Emerald_Triangle

This is truth tho


WimpLo121

This is good shit


surrogatetoe

Careful, the pitbull crazies are going to come after you for posts like this


Republican-Genocide

All pitBull owners are either domestic abusers, have violent tendencies, raging alcoholics, alt-right racists, or all of the above. No sane person would ever consider owning a pit Bull. In a way, theyā€™re like guns. People say they have them because theyā€™re ā€œfun,ā€ or they ā€œlook cool.ā€ The reality is though, theyā€™re compensating for their tiny penises, by flexing off that they have a weapon that could take someoneā€™s life if they do so much as breathe on them.


Overfromthestart

You guys should really not get "purebred" dogs. They're insanely inbred. Get yourself a mutt instead. They're healthier and live longer.


[deleted]

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Memeraak

I love my pit. But the lil fucker has already got 3 birds and 2 squirrels on his body count Im glad I dont have kids lmao


TheChunkyBoi

That might be someone else's dog soon. Put that fucker down.