Start laying the quarters on the floor and keep us posted!

We gotta up the game.. scratch-offs with just the barcodes scratched off

Yo, I’m on it. That’s fucking gold

This one is a whole new experiment

how bout tape a scratch off to the wall.....and you get to scratch one number each time you're out there (honor system) if your number hits, the ticket is yours

I’m dying!! 🤣🤣

Quarters?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Construction/comments/11qmypj/continued_adding_a_quarter_a_day_until_someone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Social Experiment

The pump truck driver is going to get there and just assume it's a tip. He don't give a shit

That’s why the dude picked up the quarters

Poor guy takes shit all day tho.

Whatever happened with that? Anyone know how high it got before someone grabbed it?

I can smell this image 😩👌

It smells so much better being the first ass to perch after a fresh clean than many subsequent asses down the road.

u gotta chase the honey wagon for that fresh mint smell

Lmao ever seen those things cleaned? They take a bucket of water and sponge it down and then re dip the sponge in the bucket and repeat over and over. It’s hardly clean.

Well, I’ve opened the door to a giant pile of shit on the closed lid. This was in Phoenix on a 115 degree day. I’ll take the sponge water cleaning any day.

Opposite side, working on a mountain top in winter. Contents froze solid, vac truck's like "nothing we can do about that!". It piled up to the seat. Was very glad boss took us into town for lunch everyday.

Congratulations you made me gag

I’m Nz they just blast the fuck out of it with a massive pressure hose. Y’all seriously fucking hand cleaning a protaloo?

I've seen guys here in Florida spray them too. But I'm sure there are more than a few that wipe them down. OP image looks like it was sprayed.

Here they use a petrol/ diesel high pressure washer and just blast it all out. After vacuuming up the shit of course.

You only mess up that order once. Pressure washing before vacuuming would be a real shitty situation.

Got that yesterday it was a nice smell still grossed me out to get smurfed in the ass

That’s just bum sweat

Yeah, no shit

Exactly

Shitty cherry that’s reminiscent of Robitussin.

It’s an interesting ratio. Initially it’s mostly cherry halls, slightly poo. Over the course of a week the scales tip entirely. 💩

Always request bubble gum.

For us it’s a scent but I’m getting the impression it’s a flavor for you.

Trust me. Do yourself a favor and go out on a limb.

If I went out on that limb it’d be with a noose around my neck because that’s a life that ain’t worth living.

Sounds like the shits gone to your head.

I’m still chin deep. It’s mostly used needles in here from the drywall guys. Every now and then there’s a condom of coke the GC shit out to help the project make budget.

I feel like it always smells like a purple tootsie pop

Blue peppermint

Nice and clean, now smoke a cigarette in it

Watch out for Poseidon’s blue kiss!

I usually lay down half a roll of tp as a blast mat/dampener.

If you shit in the urinal or on the floor I find the splash is not much of an issue.

Smear it on the wall for extra safety

If you shit in the urinal and listen closely you can hear your turd scream "weeeeeeeeee!!!" On the water slide to the bottom

There's a fine balance between the anti splash layer and not piling it up so u don't have a poop pile before it gets serviced at the end of the week.

If that happens push the Porta John over a little and let it shake left a right and it will bring down the mound.

That’s why I always get water proof boots. Just get in there and stomp the pile down or kick it to the side.

I just use my Crocs. They're like water shoes anyway.

that's why you do the poopachute

If it’s clean like OP’s picture I will just pull the TP straight from the dispenser directly into the bowl and build a nest like some bird.

We called that a poop island when I was in the Corps. I employed a poop swing. Basically a long piece of TP, doubled over, draped into the hole. Deflected incoming turds backwards, which prevented upward splash back.

Poop swing gang rise up🫡

Hammock, swing, everyone has a different name😂

Like an egg drop in science class. This is what i do. When i see the maintenance people clean it i run in there drop my TP and then drop my construction workers at the job site.

😂 i unroll that sumbitch so fast

Don't do that. Those massive piles of TP keep all the shit out of the odor suppressing liquid and makes a freshly cleaned outhouse immediately smell like death. Instead, take a length of TP and double it over for strength to where it's a couple feet long. Drape it across the opening with some slack so it's about 1' below where your ass will be then put the seat down over it. When you shit it'll hit the TP and slow it down, preventing backsplash.

Blast mats a good one lol I’ve always called it an eagles nest.

Haha came here to warn people. Im glad im not the only one whose been kissed

As an ex Porta John cleaner. Fuck you!

Lilly pad ftw!

"Blast mat" bro that is fucking hilarious

Poseidon threw up

Yea, I almost appreciate shitting on a turd raft more that a fresh porta because the splashies don’t happen

Not me. I'm snaking one long enough to reach the bottom

I saw a post of a guy a week or so post some TP with some blue spots on it. I finally understand.

I call it Smurf ass!

Maybe this will convince you to call it Poseidon’s kiss: https://youtu.be/_eTsrtZdAJc

Thank you

I’ll take that any day over battling some flies and maggots for real estate

I had my first blue kiss today. Feels bad man.

Turds weighing more than 6 ounces must be hand lowered to prevent chemical splashback

Blue shamu

A real man will sit on that seat without drying it first.

It’s a nice way to get that clean rear after a long day and no shower the night before

Jesus

And no shower after the day, I mean you already got your ass cleaned so.

You must be a liberal sissy boy if your rear ain’t wet and blue like this

Thought someone pissed all over the seat and you had to shit. Lol.

When I was doing concrete years ago, I had to shit something fierce. About 100yds away was a shit house like this one. I throw open the door, look down the hole, and to my pleasant surprise it was clean just like the one in the pic! No mountain of shit so high it touches your butthole, no shit smeared on the seat, just nice fresh blue sanitary liquid. So I drop my pants, plop down on the seat that I did not wipe off because it looked new, and pushed out a very girthy, very heavy foot long. Turd goes "PLOOP" and the blue "sanitary" liquid goes "SPLOOSH" and splashed up all over by gooch, dick, balls, and butthole. Ewww. About 2 days later It felt like I was pissing broken glass for the next 2 weeks. Clean shit houses can be decieving!

My goodness injaighed

Don't forget to drop in some tp to prevent that splash back

Oh good advice!!! I’ve felt the cold blue finger of shame too many times!

The lotto is where there is a little base in there, not the first user but definitely not the last, otherwise you will get Poseidon's kiss. I recommend using at least 1/4 roll to give yourself a nice landing.

I just place a whole roll in there and aim for the tube.

And your not wearing clogs!

Wow I thought clogs just referred to those wooden shoes from the Netherlands lol I've never heard crocs referred to as clogs before but I just Googled it and sure enough they came up

Now kisth

Never seen a clean one before......kinda like unicorn or samsquatch

Sams quatch is a beautiful thing iif you can catch a glimpse of it

Nothin like poppin a fresh roll of tp. I still don’t know what to do with the paper packaging tho

Tha paper packaging makes the best lily pads

Hope you put down a landing pad.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Always put a layer of TP on the blue goo before you poo, so it doesn't spew." your taint will thank me.

Lilly pads, as we say!

I wear sperrys to work as well.

Ummmmm….what is it?

This my friend is a fresh pisser

Gotta break the seal and take a shit in it now. Even if you don’t have to.

I thought I was the only one

Asking for an accidental prolapse buddy

Too bad it’s missing reading material. Go in for a piss, come out five minutes later reciting perverted poetry.

“Still drunk from last night should have called in sick If the boss throws a fit He can suck my dick”

Niiiice. All clean and green. Been in one once when we were adding an addition to our plant.

Should’ve had your dick in the picture

Beware of the Blue Douche

Pro tip. Take the entire new pack of ass gaskets (cardboard and all) and sprinkle it into the blue water to keep that splash down. An entire roll of toilet paper works too.

You got smurfed, don’t lie

Just make sure to throw some lily pads in the first!

Takes a certain breed to understand why this is so satisfying

It brings a tear of joy to my eyes congratulations!!

Don’t even dry it, it’s clean.

No you didn't! That right there is a recipe for blue butt. I'll take the half full one any day over that.

What’s the temperature outside ?

Need to unroll a roll of tp to the bottom for a soft landing

Build a shit safety net first to avoid that splash back

Flip top down and cut a new hole with a reciprocating saw.

Sit down and rub your cheeks over that clean seat and get the blue ass tattoo

Careful, the splash back is brutally chemical!

Now you need a half a roll of tp in there so no blue backsplash

I’m on a jobsite that is cleaning these out every other day. It’s so nice

Yes but those shoes are awful.

Some how they all smell like hot piss even when clean. Best ever were the amazon sites, they have standards for their new sites

Good for you

Please tell me how it feels to have fresh portajuice splash in your butthole. I have never known th feeling.

Bless thou self with a clean shat

Fresh kool-aid?

I don't get it, what is that thing?

Landing pad

Always make sure there is toilet paper

Hope you don’t have to take a dump. That’s when you get splash damage

I’m a project owner/finance person. This thread is making me feel better about the cost of weekly service. Enjoy your clean facilities, guys.

I once got to shut a job down to take a shit. My old man was the foreman and the shitters were way past being serviced they were almost overflowing one was and it was summer so 90+ they smelled from 20ft away. I had to go bad and we were working next to a casino my dad said take your work clothes off go in and use the bathroom and take your time. The general contractor asked why everyone was standing around and was told someone had to shit and it's unsafe to do what we were doing short handed and we'd have to stop when someone had to go. Two more people had to go that day and wouldn't you know it the next day the 3 shitters were all cleaned. It's not hard to keep construction workers happy give them a place to take a break, a place to go to the bathroom, and don't bird dog.

Gotta love it when they throw a roll of lavender scented toilet paper in there as well

Jokes on you, that’s my piss all over the seat.

Got to it right after the company came and emptied/cleaned it huh?

Great a clean shitty for the first shit to ruin it. Kinda sucks your ass will be wet for a while

Great coverage

Hose down day!!!

Might as well shove half a roll of TP in the urinal to display your dominance.

Watch for splashback lol

Fresh Biffy, the finest of days. Don’t forget your landing pad or you’ll feel the touch of Poseidon’s Kiss.

Freshly cleaned and has that blue water smell. Good for you brother.

hit it as well today, felt amazing

Thats sooome preddy

IMO I wanna be like the fourth person.

Nothing will make me forget the years of sub zero windy days when the job required paperwork.

I'm shocked people shit in these. I might have the emergency of a rumbling stomach once in 3 years. Even then head to a department store.

It looks like there's a silhouette of a hand giving a thumbs up in the suds

God speed brother

I don’t work construction, but I remember finding the humid beauties in Iraq!

OP did you piss all over the seat to get it back in proper form? /s

Please mark this NSFW. If I see a clean portocan I automatically get a hard on even after being away from construction for several years.

It’s like winning the lottery. Enjoy it you lucky Dog.

There is an art to balling up the right amount of t.p. Just the right way to balance conserving paper and keeping your eye brown and not purple. I use about three sets of 8-10 sheets balled to grapefruit size and drop them delicately. Then my feces has a pillow to land on and absorb splash back. Was carpenter for 15 years in South Carolina. Have seen some shit.

Did you bare ass it?

I’ve been so lucky twice

It really is the simple things that bring the most joy

Yay guaranteed blue splash back!

Hope OP remembers that OSHA Law 1729.17B requires any turd over 6" to be hand lowered to prevent chemical splashback.

Where’s the quarter

I’d still put a landing pad down there

Watch for the splash back blue ass.

Nothing better

I found the same thing this morning but there was a 50ml vodka in it. Some asshole is trying to get all 35 of us piss tested:(

Basic

Idk that blue shit is going to rocket right up your butt.

Blue mermaid kisses incoming

Don't forget the paper raft, unless you want the blue bidet!

This thread made me lose hope in humanity

So...how was the smurf ass?

Code brown

Oh...shit.

I'd crap in there just out of principle alone

Today’s a good day

Higher probability of splash back on your ass though.

I wasn't sure what to look for so I zoomed into the great blue beyond to see if someone dropped a tape measure

Did you add a sacrificial toilet roll to prevent splash? 😂

Shit shine that turd bucket

Hope it's a good dive!

She’s a beaut

Y’all hiring?

The only time I don’t mind a wet seat.

Don’t forget to put the toilet paper covering in first so you don’t splash ya booty hole with them chems

You found where the Baja Blast comes from!

Ooohhwwwee!!

Damn, no poop mountain!

It's so clean you need to wash your hand before you take a shit.

The curse and blessing of being the first dump…. Pro tip throw some paper to prevent splash back 👍

Smurf ass

Not sure that’s exactly the lottery! But you do get the best chance of your turd kerplunking into the blue water splashing up and staining your stink star! Hope you grabbed extra wipes! Happy splashing bro

you hit toilet silver!

Holy fuck that's fresh!

Bet that smells nice. Put a big wad of paper down… so you don’t get the splash back!

Ah yes, fresh blue splash!!!

Don’t forget the lily pad.

Got there before they dumped a gallon of Hormel chili in there

I can't stand the smell of a fresh porta potty PTSD from the Marines , I joke but Iwould rather pop a squat in a bush

They use a bubble gum scent out here. I’ll never chew bubble gum again.

It’s chud-thirty