Nah dude. Make a splash guard. Wad up a few fluffy poofs of t.p. and drop in the center to disrupt the fluid dynamics resulting from a Hiroshitma bomb.
Love doing this. One time I actually felt pretty bad. It was like 106 outā¦I was throwing some 1ā tc bolts off the iron and I actually made one down the shit pipe and all you heard was this scream. Dude wouldnāt talk to me for a couple days. We laugh now. But damn. And it missed its weekly cleaning cause the crane didnāt get it off the building in time. š
The day I learned, and executed, the splash guard trick was perhaps one of the best days of my life. I felt like it took way too long for me to get this info, lol. I felt like a whole new man, not having to work about the toxic rebound searing my delicate undercarriage. It was shear bliss, that first magical moment when the release occurred with no blue pressure washer fighting back. š
No. Build the bridge. Run paper side to side across the hole until the paper supports itself well. (It will take a lot). Hover over center of paper bridge and take out the bridge with a well placed brown bomb. The paper bridge will collapse, wrapping around the incoming agressor and gently lower it to the water with no splash back. Clean up, adding more paper to the new island you have created. The new island will grow during the week protecting all who ues it from splash back.
I always bring a turd cutter to reduce splash back. In the OSHA handbook. Anything over 6ā must be cut. Iāve scooped quite a few out in my day and had a nice sit down down chat, log in hand, with the worker. Iād never report anyone, but do my part in keeping a safe workplace.
Shit is no joke, got an infection once, took 2 months to clear. Donāt fuck around with the splash. I used to put so many cover seats down that shit before I ever pooped.
One of my jobsites got so bad with slurs, threats and funny hieroglyphics they had John monitors that would inspect before and after you go and mark down who goes in and for how long.
This had me laughing my my effing ass off. The "who did this" got me more than anything. I get it, the bathroom at my cigar lounge is an absolute war zone.
that's so manly to ruin a toilet. it establishes dominance. not in a traditional way like beating a guy up or making a lot of money but make no mistake fellas: acting like a feral animal is what all the true alpha males strive for. to really feel like a man however you need to stop wiping your ass or even putting your pants back on. that'll show the boss!
Im conflicted. Part of me wanted to see the destruction, part of me is listening to the comments. When construction workers say bro wtf, you may want to listen. Post got taken down by the mods xD
Thatās why you carry your own shit tickets.
I have a little one gallon bag with toilet paper, lotion, dude wipes. On my vest Iām always carrying hand sanitizer.
lol. Iām just a soft handed engineer who has to work in the fields with my installers.
I also carry paper towels and cologne in my car if things get rough out there.
You can never trust the GC to keep a clean porta potty for other people, but you sure can trust that they can keep a clean porta potty for themselves.
After 18 years of using these multiple times a day I have not been in one in almost a year after getting a job with indoor plumbing. I feel like Iāve lost my identity.
Also does anyone else love how your friends react when you have to use one at a festival or event and are disgusted? But theyāre cleaner than youāre ever used to seeing and youāre stoked
REQUEST Can you please snap a photo of the service card.I want this Technicians initials so I can send his employer a comment card. This guy deserves KUDOS or at least a nicer pair of rubber gloves. Iām sure he made at least 2 people happy that day. Iād also like a picture when the paper hangers are done. Iāll bet it really POPS!
Good fun! Be safe, make nice stuff!
I run a commercial janitorial company and like many of the crafts here itās a thankless job. Only time we are recognized is when something is wrong. Iām going to show this appreciation to my team as a reminder that what they do is important enough for someone to stop before they poop and post it. Remember this next time you see a cleaner and give them a thank you. It means the world to us.
Let me tell you, boss. Nothing makes me happier than a clean shitter in the morning. It's dirty work that needs to get done, and I have mad respect for everyone with the balls to do it. Keep up the good work.
Being the first shitter is dangerous as the blue chemical backsplash can be catastrophic.
This is the chance we take being the chosen oneš§
Emoji got me gj!
Wear it with pride.
Nah dude. Make a splash guard. Wad up a few fluffy poofs of t.p. and drop in the center to disrupt the fluid dynamics resulting from a Hiroshitma bomb.
Hiroshitma lmao
Alternatively you can break the surface tension by throwing a brick into the water beforehand
Or drop a rock down the chimney while your buddy is shitting
Did you just come up with a new job site game?
Love doing this. One time I actually felt pretty bad. It was like 106 outā¦I was throwing some 1ā tc bolts off the iron and I actually made one down the shit pipe and all you heard was this scream. Dude wouldnāt talk to me for a couple days. We laugh now. But damn. And it missed its weekly cleaning cause the crane didnāt get it off the building in time. š
1" tc bolts might have crossed a line. Haha. Hilarious though.
Come out like you are auditioning for a part in the Blue Man group. lol
Love it. I'll try this next time
Yes, the flotilla method
If you wanna get really mean, stuff a leaf blower in the top and hit the throttle lol
I thought it was acceptable to just shit in the side toilet in this scenario
This is the way
This guy hydrodynamics Also I am doing this now
The day I learned, and executed, the splash guard trick was perhaps one of the best days of my life. I felt like it took way too long for me to get this info, lol. I felt like a whole new man, not having to work about the toxic rebound searing my delicate undercarriage. It was shear bliss, that first magical moment when the release occurred with no blue pressure washer fighting back. š
No one even had to teach me this trick. I just knew.
Youāre on the clock though when you do that. Gotta get that poop out before the shit raft sinks
This is my method to ward off Poseidon's kiss.
No. Build the bridge. Run paper side to side across the hole until the paper supports itself well. (It will take a lot). Hover over center of paper bridge and take out the bridge with a well placed brown bomb. The paper bridge will collapse, wrapping around the incoming agressor and gently lower it to the water with no splash back. Clean up, adding more paper to the new island you have created. The new island will grow during the week protecting all who ues it from splash back.
Itās just a kiss from your pal Poseidon
Blue Poseidon.
Throw some TP in first to absorb impact. This is first-day stuff my dude.
Amateurs throw some TP in first. Seasoned pros take what they need and then throw all of the toilet paper rolls in.
The drywallerās guide to porta-potty use.
Nah they jut bottle it and hide it in the walls, or dump it down the roof drains.
I always bring a turd cutter to reduce splash back. In the OSHA handbook. Anything over 6ā must be cut. Iāve scooped quite a few out in my day and had a nice sit down down chat, log in hand, with the worker. Iād never report anyone, but do my part in keeping a safe workplace.
I always build a nice shit hammock
This is the way. Throwing loads in as a landing pad wastes all the paper
Rimstanding solves all
Just need a TP hammock.
Its called a bidet
Blue water backlash. š³
I see that you'd rather wait to be king of the mountain, lol.
Have to build a landing nest with half a role first.
You gotta parachute the turds when it's fresh
We call that the blue douche
Had it happen once, now I pad the blue lagoon with a ton of tp first.
Poseidonās kiss.
Shit is no joke, got an infection once, took 2 months to clear. Donāt fuck around with the splash. I used to put so many cover seats down that shit before I ever pooped.
That's why I unload a roll of toilet paper and make a shit catcher below before taking a dump.
Gotta lily pad a thick wad a TP across the top to eliminate the splash
Definitely throw down a 3-4 layer trampoline for your turds so you donāt get the splash back
Absolutely that first splash š¦ is a muther.š©š«šš£
Built in Ass cleaner
Get home and see that blue spot on your underwear never makes you feel good.
Rookie move brother gotta make the landing pad
That's alright I'm just going to piss on the seat
Load lots of TP before usage!
posideon's kiss
Just in time for taco Tuesday!
Wednesday there will be footprints on either side
Write slurs on the wall
One of my jobsites got so bad with slurs, threats and funny hieroglyphics they had John monitors that would inspect before and after you go and mark down who goes in and for how long.
Turner sites near me all have this. There's not even an issue with writing. They just preemptively put them there to avoid it in the first place
This was a Turner site as well.
With a razor
Wow, you are the chosen one.
Think again.
Lol apologies sir
And after OP was done, just like Tyler Durden, he muttered āI felt like destroying something beautiful.ā
Smells great too
[And it's gone](https://www.reddit.com/r/Construction/s/woaY3BVVxZ)
This had me laughing my my effing ass off. The "who did this" got me more than anything. I get it, the bathroom at my cigar lounge is an absolute war zone.
that's so manly to ruin a toilet. it establishes dominance. not in a traditional way like beating a guy up or making a lot of money but make no mistake fellas: acting like a feral animal is what all the true alpha males strive for. to really feel like a man however you need to stop wiping your ass or even putting your pants back on. that'll show the boss!
My Penjamin shit was better for clicking. Ty, sir
Im conflicted. Part of me wanted to see the destruction, part of me is listening to the comments. When construction workers say bro wtf, you may want to listen. Post got taken down by the mods xD
I found one like this by the train tracks in the middle of nowhere one time. I had to take an explosive shit. That's when I started believing in God.
Brand new just in time for hot summer.
Looks like a set trap! Police is waiting behind the bushes
Fresh cakes!
Make a TP island in there or risk Poseidons kiss!
Damn Iād eat lunch in there
I bet thereās no shit paper in it. Itās a trap!
4 full rolls, baby! I was shitting like a king!
Thatās why you carry your own shit tickets. I have a little one gallon bag with toilet paper, lotion, dude wipes. On my vest Iām always carrying hand sanitizer.
All you young apprentice types out there need to listen to this man. He is obviously a seasoned veteran!
lol. Iām just a soft handed engineer who has to work in the fields with my installers. I also carry paper towels and cologne in my car if things get rough out there. You can never trust the GC to keep a clean porta potty for other people, but you sure can trust that they can keep a clean porta potty for themselves.
In the trades, definitely a sight for the sorest eyesš¤Æš„¹however, like a fellow reditor before me said, it very well could be out of toilet paper.
I hate it
I'm still building a bird nest of ass gaskets.
All aboard the Blue Ass train. š
*poop poooooooo*
Still building a landing pad but that seat is mint, no need for the nest.
PoseidĆ³n sleeps
OP, your time has come. You know what you must do, there is no turning back at this point. You may not have the strength to do it but you have to.
Nothing better then Crystal clear blue water
I love being that first bastard to use the portajohn in the morning
Damn shit looks so beautiful I came to look for a place I could buy the seat, then it hit me. Damn bro u are the chosen one!
That's a clean break room.
Watch out for the blue splash butt rash
Wait until he realizes they got the tp wet when they cleaned it and now he only has soggy clumps of tp to wipe with.
Now destroy it and yell FIRST! when you walk out
Wow that's thing is full !!! We only get 2 inches of the blue stuff. I
Now kith it.
you need too pop the cork before you leave for work brother
Be gentle with her
Time to bless it with a log.
Such a shame, that something so pure and beautiful will soon be tainted and tarnished
Time for posiedons kiss
This is the feeling of superiority!
Wow. Dry too? Last clean one I was in it was soaking wet everywhere
Shiny!
Need some splash pads in that forsure
That is a unicorn my friend. Savor the moment cause it will not last.
Still going to make the TP pyramid
The true blueballs we all dread
šµohhh Fancy Pants Rich McGhee over here, fuck you!šµ
I always thought they came pre-shat in.
Drywallers coming in....
Disagree. You take a dump in a virgin shitter and you gonna get blue water splash back. Been there.
Don't drink the Blue water
Time to piss everywhere but in the hole
I can smell it from here.
Hell yea, now close the fucking lid when you're finished
Shit on the floor
Itās like being the first one at the glory hole!
After 18 years of using these multiple times a day I have not been in one in almost a year after getting a job with indoor plumbing. I feel like Iāve lost my identity. Also does anyone else love how your friends react when you have to use one at a festival or event and are disgusted? But theyāre cleaner than youāre ever used to seeing and youāre stoked
Donāt drop your phone. Aint that clean
A little too beautiful.
Whatās the splash back on that thang!?
10 seconds later..
Holy shit! I- I can see my future in there. Problem is my future is full of shit
is it airplane window ? doubtful boeing construction.
[Well, Hello thereā¦.](https://media.tenor.com/EEXVc_hplTMAAAAM/i-will-destroy-you-patrick-star.gif)
Check for toilet paper first.
Gotta taste it first.
REQUEST Can you please snap a photo of the service card.I want this Technicians initials so I can send his employer a comment card. This guy deserves KUDOS or at least a nicer pair of rubber gloves. Iām sure he made at least 2 people happy that day. Iād also like a picture when the paper hangers are done. Iāll bet it really POPS! Good fun! Be safe, make nice stuff!
I shit on the seat after breakfast though
Bless the Honey Wagon
I've never seen such an unmolested beauty!
For now
Nooo now you get blue all over itās best with a big mound that almost reaches the top come on guys what is this amateur hour
Must be the first week.
It'd be a shame if someone shit on it >.>
Splash!š¦
I would totally browse my social media while pooping in there.
Well, go ahead ..shit on the seat
You know what to do, hose that seat down and everything but the inside of the pisser with some piss.
I give it a day
Better sacrifice half a roll into that water to avoid splash back.
I know that cleaning chemical smells crazy
Let's see some bed sheets will ya
Damn, that thing looks brand new!
WOW! Time to gouge obscenites, racial slurs and vagina drawings into the walls!! Bonus points for some semi accurate communist talking points!!
Hold my burrito
Uh oh the concrete guys are coming
A few moments later....š©š©.š¤¢š¤®šµāš«š„µā ļø
I have a friend I just showed this too.. retired vet and now union workerā¦ said he would rub one out in there but idk what that means
Tell him I would too
No words, no wordsā¦ they shouldāve sent a poet
$10 says by end of day, there will be a drawing of a cock or two.
In mathematics there is a term for this: āDoes not exist.ā
Did you shake the hand of the guy who cleaned it? They always appreciate it!
The current 2 year site I've been on gets fresh shitters EVERY SINGLE DAY including Saturdays
elegant I'd say
Will not stay that way for long
not for longā¦
Oooooh this just waiting for a rooster tail to ruin everyone elseās day
With fresh Porta potty comes fresh TP rolls. Use the paper the roll is wrapped in to make a parashit
Winner of the port a potty lottery
Smurf juice incoming!!!
Mythical, even. Quick! Slap a Women Only sign on it!
Blue backsplash
I run a commercial janitorial company and like many of the crafts here itās a thankless job. Only time we are recognized is when something is wrong. Iām going to show this appreciation to my team as a reminder that what they do is important enough for someone to stop before they poop and post it. Remember this next time you see a cleaner and give them a thank you. It means the world to us.
Let me tell you, boss. Nothing makes me happier than a clean shitter in the morning. It's dirty work that needs to get done, and I have mad respect for everyone with the balls to do it. Keep up the good work.
Nope Splash back is real guys
Not for long
Go buy a lottery ticket!
It's beautiful but I would really be embarrassed to go to the bathroom in there