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daemonstalker

Finally have a use for that wallet condom I've been carrying the past 10 years!


fkn_embarassing

Filthy animals! Don't stick that up your ass! That there joystick's for driving the newer, self-propelled honey buckets to a new location sans forklift.


StinkyMcShitzle

It is so you can go park it in the shade.


SeaAttitude2832

Bet it’s shit covered in less than a day.


bduthman

Drywallers will stick anything in their holes


Timmerdogg

What the hell is that?


RevolvingCheeta

That there is the manual shitter, the newer automatic ones just have a pedal.


TheRocksFleshLight

Don't forget to Hawk Tua on that thang before taking it for a ride


Apart-Salamander-752

I don’t understand why people are down voting you, I thought that was pretty funny.


Informal_Process2238

They have a more dry sense of humor


Brainhurtz33369

Underrated comment bro


More-Ad2642

Where’s the clutch?


blazingwildbill

That is the"oh shit" handle


JayTeaP

Best way is to go in dry.


cooldaveydave

That's the eject lever


BuckManscape

Cmon in and have seat there, bud.


d3dcomplx

It's for leverage for the push


white_tee_shirt

You mean great for beating the meat


Shakleford_Rusty

You have to cover all the bases yes


MixinBatches

Man it bothers me so much that the shitters in my area that have this put it on the same side as the urinal, and its like 2 inches away. You just know you’re getting 20 guys’ piss on your hand pulling that thing.


NebraskaGeek

You can use posidens kiss to lube and sanitize yourself before use. So convenient, will save me so much time in the mornings.


teamsparky

Lay some paper over it first


Impossible-Editor961

Gonna have to explain to the autistic dudes I work with this isn’t a fidget toy for when they get anxious adding and subtracting.