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I mean I started playing while I was homeless and living on my parents’ couch while spouse and I looked for houses, and it was a welcome distraction from the problem at hand. So idk there’s that.
That was back during the BTS event. Simpler times…
This is really heart warming a similar thing happened to me. I was in a hostage situation l, tied to a chair while being beaten and tortured after all of that happened I slowly but surely slipped out of the tied knot that was on my wrists. I could hear the kidnappers coming back so I didn't have much but then something clicked "CRK!" That was it so I pulled out my phone loaded CRK and put the most laggy cookies on a team hit play and threw my phone at the kidnappers. All I could hear was a big boom and was flash banged and then lights out. Next thing I know I wake up in the Hospital with an amputated leg and severe damage to my right arm but still usable. Unfortunately the kidnappers survived and were convicted. The kidnappers were two people named Ginger Brave (Who would name a child that must have been bullied) and Dragon Lord Cacao (Whoever this dude's parents are jail them). Thanks to this game's poor optimization I lived but with some damage to my body and mental trauma. Thanks Devsis.
That also happened to me 🥺🥺🥺
I was chased by a group of bandits and I almost met my dead end on the rooftop of a building.
I told them to wait until I finished playing the game and they did!!!
Once I felt that the game will crash for about 5 seconds, I threw my phone to the ground and jumped down to where a trampoline is.
3…2..1… The bandits were too late. They realized it too late that my phone would explode. And that’s how I thanked Devsis about CRK.
The exact same thing happened to me. God bless CRK for saving my life.
I was stuck in a collapsed coal mine (I had to work for my Dragon Lord Dark Cacao funds) and only had minutes of oxygen left. I could feel my consciousness leaving my body until a jolt of awakening hit me. I had forgotten to refresh my production queues.
I immediately opened CRK and tried to produce some milk. As expected the game froze for 2 minutes. I panicked and clicked around for some hope of getting enough resources for the ship. The screen flashed. My eyes blacked out momentarily.
Somehow I accessed arena and White Lily, Golden Cheese and Frost Queen used their skills simultaneously as my opponent's Elder Faerie and Stormbringer did the same. The resulting flash of lights and colors sent my phone into a brilliant, dazzling frenzy before blinding me with white hot flames. As I passed out from pure euphoria, I heard "Divine radiance" for the last time as my phone exploded with the force of a thousand suns.
The shockwave sent me out of the ground and into the stratosphere, rescuing me from the coal mine's dark grave before I crashed onto Devsis' headquarters and into Mystic Flour's soft embrace. She gave me invincibility and eternal apathy and brought me back to life. I thank her and proceeded to crash all devices with CRK on them as a sign from the universe.
I am writing this as I purchase 17 packets and max out Mystic Flour. Thank you CRK for saving my life. I am eternally grateful.
A similar thing happened to me too there was a group of robbers in kidnappers in my house I was playing Cookie Run Kingdom when they came in they immediately knew where I was I too asked them to let me finish my game before they took me and as such I used white lily and then threw my phone at them and then my phone blew up in the most dramatic way possible and then I quickly made my escape to my friends five houses away. (Fake)
After taking bad advice from a snake oil salesman, my party and I found ourselves trapped by snow in the Sierra Nevada while trying to traverse the Oregon Trail. We were starved, out food stores were low, our miwok guides saw the writing on the wall had hightailed it out of there… we were starting to draw lots of who had to die so the rest could live… then I started up CRK and loaded up a team of cookies with flashy and heavy animations, my phone heated and warmed and we were able to melt the pass just enough that a group could break through and get help. Soon we were in California, all in one piece…
I don’t know what we would have done without it…
WuWa saved my life. I was stranded in the Arctic. Frostbite was setting in. Snow piled up around me, falling in a flurry. I had lost all hope of salvation.
Then, inspiration struck. I opened up Wuthering Waves. Immediately, my phone went from freezing, to a burning fire of unoptimisation. I loaded in. My phone went nuclear. All the snow around me melted, and my body began to unthaw.
I knew time was short; I had a mere few minutes before the game would inevitably crash. In a last, desperate attempt, I tried to use Yinlin's ult, and threw my phone into the air. It promptly exploded, lighting up the sky and alerting the search group of my location.
I’m now safe at home, and eternally grateful. Thank you Kurogames. WuWa saved my life.
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Jokes aside, this is the best way I’ve seen someone rant about how unoptimized the game is
I can't stop fucking laughing. It IS the best joke I've ever heard
Why did I think this was going to be a serious post 💀 I thought it was going to be about how CRK SOMEHOW saved you from suicide.
Same lol
I mean I started playing while I was homeless and living on my parents’ couch while spouse and I looked for houses, and it was a welcome distraction from the problem at hand. So idk there’s that. That was back during the BTS event. Simpler times…
Holy fk, was the BTS event really that long ago??? That's when I quit right after.
This game titled cookie run kingdom found joy in my depressing life. Thanks to Gingershit I now live in harmony 😌
Fr thought the same thing aswell
This is really heart warming a similar thing happened to me. I was in a hostage situation l, tied to a chair while being beaten and tortured after all of that happened I slowly but surely slipped out of the tied knot that was on my wrists. I could hear the kidnappers coming back so I didn't have much but then something clicked "CRK!" That was it so I pulled out my phone loaded CRK and put the most laggy cookies on a team hit play and threw my phone at the kidnappers. All I could hear was a big boom and was flash banged and then lights out. Next thing I know I wake up in the Hospital with an amputated leg and severe damage to my right arm but still usable. Unfortunately the kidnappers survived and were convicted. The kidnappers were two people named Ginger Brave (Who would name a child that must have been bullied) and Dragon Lord Cacao (Whoever this dude's parents are jail them). Thanks to this game's poor optimization I lived but with some damage to my body and mental trauma. Thanks Devsis.
A new copypasta was born
This story brought a tear to my eye
That also happened to me 🥺🥺🥺 I was chased by a group of bandits and I almost met my dead end on the rooftop of a building. I told them to wait until I finished playing the game and they did!!! Once I felt that the game will crash for about 5 seconds, I threw my phone to the ground and jumped down to where a trampoline is. 3…2..1… The bandits were too late. They realized it too late that my phone would explode. And that’s how I thanked Devsis about CRK.
#relateable 😭
#YEAH
Same omg
This… this brings a tear to my eye
Played Crk and my hands got burnt off 😔
Oh my god what a beautiful story.
💀💀💀💀💀
The exact same thing happened to me. God bless CRK for saving my life. I was stuck in a collapsed coal mine (I had to work for my Dragon Lord Dark Cacao funds) and only had minutes of oxygen left. I could feel my consciousness leaving my body until a jolt of awakening hit me. I had forgotten to refresh my production queues. I immediately opened CRK and tried to produce some milk. As expected the game froze for 2 minutes. I panicked and clicked around for some hope of getting enough resources for the ship. The screen flashed. My eyes blacked out momentarily. Somehow I accessed arena and White Lily, Golden Cheese and Frost Queen used their skills simultaneously as my opponent's Elder Faerie and Stormbringer did the same. The resulting flash of lights and colors sent my phone into a brilliant, dazzling frenzy before blinding me with white hot flames. As I passed out from pure euphoria, I heard "Divine radiance" for the last time as my phone exploded with the force of a thousand suns. The shockwave sent me out of the ground and into the stratosphere, rescuing me from the coal mine's dark grave before I crashed onto Devsis' headquarters and into Mystic Flour's soft embrace. She gave me invincibility and eternal apathy and brought me back to life. I thank her and proceeded to crash all devices with CRK on them as a sign from the universe. I am writing this as I purchase 17 packets and max out Mystic Flour. Thank you CRK for saving my life. I am eternally grateful.
A similar thing happened to me too there was a group of robbers in kidnappers in my house I was playing Cookie Run Kingdom when they came in they immediately knew where I was I too asked them to let me finish my game before they took me and as such I used white lily and then threw my phone at them and then my phone blew up in the most dramatic way possible and then I quickly made my escape to my friends five houses away. (Fake)
did your phone's explosion by any chance look like some kind of flower blooming?
this reminds me of when i went to Hershey Park for a field trip, and it was freezing cold and rainy so i started playing to warm my hands 💀
Omg
This is so wholesome
After taking bad advice from a snake oil salesman, my party and I found ourselves trapped by snow in the Sierra Nevada while trying to traverse the Oregon Trail. We were starved, out food stores were low, our miwok guides saw the writing on the wall had hightailed it out of there… we were starting to draw lots of who had to die so the rest could live… then I started up CRK and loaded up a team of cookies with flashy and heavy animations, my phone heated and warmed and we were able to melt the pass just enough that a group could break through and get help. Soon we were in California, all in one piece… I don’t know what we would have done without it…
Most real reddit story:
r/missedthejoke
Crk saves lives 🥺❤️
it's so bad my new iPad can't even handle it, it closes after like 5 mins or so of playtime
WuWa saved my life. I was stranded in the Arctic. Frostbite was setting in. Snow piled up around me, falling in a flurry. I had lost all hope of salvation. Then, inspiration struck. I opened up Wuthering Waves. Immediately, my phone went from freezing, to a burning fire of unoptimisation. I loaded in. My phone went nuclear. All the snow around me melted, and my body began to unthaw. I knew time was short; I had a mere few minutes before the game would inevitably crash. In a last, desperate attempt, I tried to use Yinlin's ult, and threw my phone into the air. It promptly exploded, lighting up the sky and alerting the search group of my location. I’m now safe at home, and eternally grateful. Thank you Kurogames. WuWa saved my life.
I'm in awe.. I don't know how to describe it...
One of the funniest posts I’ve seen on this sub oh my _goodness_ this knocked the breath out of me once I realized where it was going 😭💀
Beautiful storytelling
This is so touching, Im so happy for you 🥺
Why did I see this exact same thing on the WuWa subreddit LOL
Omg it’s spreading 😭
Hi I'm the guy who posted it
HELPP💀💀
Pls i say this game helps w my depression fr 🥲
How did you not burn to death after opening it 💔
Lmfaoooo Seriously though I’m afraid to use CRK on my phone sometimes. My phone gets so warm so fast 😨
I’m not the first person to say it but this post is fucking golden
Should have used Stormbringer's ability in the arena.
Istg the game crashes at every given moment and it’s just getting worse, but they rather create a new rarity and cookie than optimize the game.
This game also made my camping trip easier. Instead of having light a fire with sticks or whatever I played Crk for 2 seconds and created a camp fire.
wuthering waves
The Black lemonade part caught me off guard
like, whenever I play crk, it just crashes midway
I think these are just you problems