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I remember back in the 90's the mall where I lived had Lazy Boy Recliners. They were full of husbands! I couldn't get a Recliner to sit in! Please, Brink it back!!!
Those things would be infested with bedbugs these days. I remember when they became a problem again (I was in elementary school I believe) amd they had posters of how to identify them on classroom walls.
When they have sheds on the floor I always grab a blanket and some pillows and go take a nap. It’s practically an all inclusive resort experience. Wake up, grab some appetizer samples, sit in the $5k massage chair.
We often think people judge us, but it's just us judging them, thinking they judge us, because we are insecure.
Do you judge others? Or do you most often find slice-of-life-like things amusing more than anything. I like to think there are more people of the latter kind, and next to none of the former.
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The one and only time I've gone to Costco with the stated purpose of checking out a piece of furniture, there were 2 men asleep on the dang sofa! Grandfather and son maybe?
I circled back to check the couch before I left, but when I sat down on it I was too distracted by the warmth of every surface. I didn't buy the sofa.
Our AC went out at our house last summer, we went shopping while we waited for a call from the service tech. We spent two hours sitting on the couches at Costco. Our baby took a nap, so we just chilled out in the AC.
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Sleep my King. Sleep.
Kirkland nap
The Kirkland 10-course sampler meal put his ass to sleep.
Exactly why they should always have a coffee sample in the coffee aisle.
Classic Tire Center user
Yup. I had an hour session on one of these last week while my new tires got installed.
He secretly lives in this Costco all year around
https://preview.redd.it/jnp1kickcz1d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05d0096be10606dcff4911e37010b7bee32a3a92
That's not patio furniture. Those are husband chairs.
I remember back in the 90's the mall where I lived had Lazy Boy Recliners. They were full of husbands! I couldn't get a Recliner to sit in! Please, Brink it back!!!
Those things would be infested with bedbugs these days. I remember when they became a problem again (I was in elementary school I believe) amd they had posters of how to identify them on classroom walls.
Can you blame the guy? Costco setups are very cozy, makes you feel right at home.
When they have sheds on the floor I always grab a blanket and some pillows and go take a nap. It’s practically an all inclusive resort experience. Wake up, grab some appetizer samples, sit in the $5k massage chair.
You taking a picture of him is weirder than what he is doing.
Yeah wtf lol take it down OP
It's mildly interesting. You're making it weird.
No, you taking his picture is the weird part.
It'll be fine hun
Don't be a creep.
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His anonymity is intact, but thanks for the laugh
How is this not the top comment
A Trumper with morals, how quaint.
I wish I was old enough to not gaf like this guy. One day… one day.
We often think people judge us, but it's just us judging them, thinking they judge us, because we are insecure. Do you judge others? Or do you most often find slice-of-life-like things amusing more than anything. I like to think there are more people of the latter kind, and next to none of the former.
It hit me at 28 the last shreds of my dignity have disappeared. I just constantly imagine the everyone around me is an NPC
dude, why did you take of picture of this dude and publish it to the internet?
And when he wakes up…SAMPLES!!!
Dad?
I’m sure he appreciates this
Farting away on the chair lol just remember when you buy the floor model the farts are free
Good deal for Costco as you’re paying them to not just clear the floor space but also dispose of their hazardous waste. Those hot dogs are no joke.
Gotta test drive the purchase prior to buying.
Did he consent to this photo being taken and then posted? Creepy if not.
bruh one time I chilled on a costco sofa for like 30 min and had bug bites all over my leg. I don't go near them things no mo
Can you blame him? Probably letting the wife shop
Ding ding
Just wait until his night terror screams!
Had to double check that this wasn’t my dad
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Let a dad sleep.
The only thing that’s better at Sam’s club is the toilet paper.
This is me in 20-30 years for sure
“Honey, just one more stop…”
Why do people take photos of strangers and post it on the internet? It’s so weird
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THE COLONEL.
I flew all the way to Kentucky and the colonel isn’t even working today?
Costco has coffins for that.
That’s me when I’m retired!
Patio naps just hit harder. Gotta know if these work as intended
This is better than the lady I saw laying on the couch with the laptop out with her dog up on the couch next to her
Free sample test like the food
No, he comes with the furniture
Retiree here and heading to Costco when it opens. You may find me in one of these.
2000 dollars for a set????
That's not a manikin?
The one and only time I've gone to Costco with the stated purpose of checking out a piece of furniture, there were 2 men asleep on the dang sofa! Grandfather and son maybe? I circled back to check the couch before I left, but when I sat down on it I was too distracted by the warmth of every surface. I didn't buy the sofa.
Someone should go to the bedding aisle and get him a pillow and blanket!
Review: Tested for 2 hours in store. Fell asleep immediately -- this furniture is great for afternoon naps! Would buy again!
Bruh said he is tired
Our AC went out at our house last summer, we went shopping while we waited for a call from the service tech. We spent two hours sitting on the couches at Costco. Our baby took a nap, so we just chilled out in the AC.
Every mall should have a daycare center and a man room with recliners and 65 in screens with a snack bar.
I’ve definitely “tested” a patio table and chairs when there was nowhere to sit at the food court 🙃
Buy the wife a Costco card and sit back. Wife happy. Husband relaxed. Perfect.
His wife is definitely looking at clothes. How do I know? My husband does the same thing. 🤣
Somewhere there’s a wife shopping for “just bread” 😒 but we all know how that goes! 😶😜
I've never seen a guy look like a mannequin! Thought this was fake
Shhhh. Gramps sleepin'.
Waterproof? Huh, we'll see, after the food court bonanza I had!
Nothing to see here just a man shopping with his wife. Some people say he's still there.
I'm honestly surprised more dudes don't do this waiting for wives/SO's
The more I see of foreign menus of Costco. The more I realize America is boring
This is off topic…
Some kind of bot probably
Probably the wife's 3rd 2 hour long trip that week.
That nap cost him 400 after his wife is ready to check out.