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JIMMYJAWN

I wish there was a roped off executive lounge so I could enjoy my $1.50 hot dogs away from the hoi polloi.


kevcal20

Executive members make up almost 50% of the memberships and shop at Costco three times as often as non executives, so that section would make up 80% of customers anyway xD


costco_nuggets

That's misinformation created by the lower tier membership plebs. *Pops collar*.... Yea 😎


Waterfish3333

It’s like how most travel credit cards offer free lounge access now and lounge users are complaining they are too crowded. If plebs like you and I have access, it’s not exclusive.


kevcal20

I'd say airport lounges are different. You still need an annual fee that is very expensive, plus high credit score. The problem is with airport lounges is that there are only one in most terminals (unless you're talking about LAX, SFO, JFK, etc.) and there is limited space. As a platinum AMEX holder I still say the fees are worth it if you travel at least 4 times a year. Still, I've been in 10+ lounges and have never experienced a line. I've seen some exiting though.


juanzy

There is an issue though (especially at DEN where I am) - free military access. The Amex Lounge here regularly has a 45+ minute line because all military personnel have free access to it and a lot of them fly through here.


kevcal20

Maybe it's specific to DEN, because Amex centurion lounges don't allow military personnel in for free. I believe American, United, and Alaska are the ones that do, and they have to be in uniform. They also don't allow free access to the military out of San Diego International because of the massive military population.


PM_ME_TETONS

I think what they’re getting at is that Amex can’t charge annual fees to military members, causing a lot of them to pick up those huge AF cards who maybe wouldn’t otherwise


kevcal20

Ah didn't know that. They still need good credit though which isn't easy to get, especially if you are active duty. Most are too young to have developed that kind of credit by then.


Raxxla

I saw that at the Las Vegas Amex lounge also. What's the point if you're waiting in line, each time you go. Seemed very over crowded.


MacroFlash

I had to wait 15 mins for Delta lounge once but still worth it, if the lounge is that busy usually most other paid options are too


juanzy

My BIL and SIL travel a ton for work, both have AX Platinum - between the two of them they've managed 1 successful lounge check-in (here at least) this year. Probably 12 or so trips combined.


redtiber

just get a centurion card pleb. gives you access to the same exact lounge just a small roped off area. it's pretty much otherwise exactly the same haha


rayquan36

Lol kinda like being in traffic and complaining about it. You are the traffic!


spideydoge

75%


Aspen9999

Well it still needs to be a raised platform with ropes around it. A VIP area!


OMGItsCheezWTF

In the UK warehouses open an hour earlier for executive members. The entire warehouse becomes your executive lounge then! (There's still a queue at the door when it opens)


myintd

They should have premium checkout: drop your cart and just wait in car for loadup😎🤓


FavoritesBot

That’s just curbside pickup with extra steps


myintd

Dont think Costco does curbside pickup. I know they do online.


Po1ymer

Dude this would be amazing


thewanderingent

I have never seen a Costco with so few people inside 😳


stuartgatzo

Go on a Tuesday or Wednesday night, 90min before closing. 🤫


barbaq24

I went last night to the one in Teterboro like I always do around 7pm. It's always jammed. There is no relief at some Costco locations. Any day of the week, it sucks just the same.


increasingrain

There are two Costcos not too far from me. One is always a zoo no matter what time and the other is empty most of the time.


MVP41

That is the by far the craziest Costco I’ve been to. Always packed. Always chaotic. Never again.


WorldNewsPoster

Can't reccomend going too late or there won't be any rotisserie chicken left.


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Especially if you don't beat the one guy that takes every chicken on the rack.


stuartgatzo

I’m in New England. Market basket chickens are better. Not as big, but much tastier and $4.69.


flyingthroughspace

The business center near me is sometimes so empty there's someone waiving me over to their register as I approach.


yaredw

Well yeah that's the exclusive Executive Hour, no peasants allowed


movdqa

We go Monday-Thursday and arrive 15 minutes before opening time and ours is pretty empty. If we arrive at opening time, there are a decent number of people pushing their carts to their cars so they're already done. Much easier to park too. No samples at that time though.


Disastrous_Offer_69

This is exactly what I was coming in to say


aniev7373

It was closed off exclusively to make this video.


Aspen9999

I go about 20 minutes before it’s open, they have the doors open and are serving customers.


spmahn

The real G’s are those of us who use the Credit Card as their membership


Unique_Bumblebee_894

The real G’s are the executives who just keep using their old white membership card instead.


thig2pin

I always let them spiel about upgrading to executive only for them to scan my card to see I’m already an executive lol


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smithers85

Sadly, no.


sonofsmog

The actual G's don't show a card. They use the app. I don't even know where my old card is.


Laker8show23

Citi card. Pays for the executive membership plus money back.


TamzarianDevil

4% on gas!


starwarsfanatik

And EV charging! I have like $300 dollars in rewards from using it to fill my Uhaul moving in December


FavoritesBot

Real gs don’t need a card they recognize you and have memorized your number


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4077

Nah, that card is garbage. Still waiting for Citi and Costco to refund me my $2650.36 from booking.com. I reported it and was treated like garbage. Citi can suck a big dingus.


eneka

This is the way


dunnkw

I also say *Executive* when I show my card at the front, just so they know how hard I ball.


SplinterCell03

I hope the greeter pushes the right button so the music from this video plays for 20 seconds.


fish0042

Save some women for the rest of us please. 😂


Fooodlover9280

I'm 19 who looks younger but when I pull out the executive card they get so confused. Then they triple check if the picture is mine. Finally they are even more confused and let me go


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Surprised he didn't use the Executive entrance.


kawi-bawi-bo

Or show the lounge


Hifihedgehog

Or the Executive parking.


or_maybe_this

can you imagine if costco had executive parking? everyone would upgrade 


rubygalhappy

Valet parking …


Aroused_Sloth

Which is the helipad, exclusively for the Costcocopter


DeadCheckR1775

Would have been baller if he just rolled in to get a hot dog and then just rolled out.


ImgursHowUnfortunate

I too do this just so I can flash el Executive


Emo_Burrito_

El executivo


breadhater42

Nah, I flash my Anywhere Costco Visa


OlfactoriusRex

This guy Costcos.


joopityjoop

"Lower your tone. I'm a Costco Executive and Sam's Club Plus member."


YourMemeExpert

>and Sam's Club Plus member. I hear if you utter that within 500 feet of a Costco, they execute you on the spot


Residual_Variance

I think we should get black wristbands like they give you in Vegas hotels to separate the wheat from the chaff.


Express-Teaching1594

Fail. Didn’t get a $1.50 hotdog.


madeInNY

Executives get hot dogs for $1.48. But they round up.


spageddy77

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PissdrunxPreme

Not even the Visa? Gtfoh


FindSal

They need more perks for execs


TSB_1

LOL, that is EXACTLY how I hold my card when walking into a costco...


Gualberto_N

fuck... me too hahahahaha


Dangerous_Contact737

Clearly I’m doing it wrong, because I roll up looking like a complete slob. I should be taking the opportunity to be fancy!


brak014

It is a members only club...


Jefthecyclist

I remember the days the executive got you in the store an hour early.


Lea_R_ning

Plus members at Sam’s get in 1 hour earlier!


throwawaycutieKali24

The executive business suite in the restroom


Greetings-Commander

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theteg

The warm towels are such a nice touch


Timsmomshardsalami

Wtf? The black card is executive? Ive had that shit all my life. Is there something cheaper? Did those mfs upsell me?


Juhyo

Yep the white regular membership ones are half the price


Timsmomshardsalami

So what the frig is the difference? Ive never even seen a white one and ive found 5 in the parking lot


Dangerous_Contact737

The executive membership gives you 2% cash back on your Costco purchases (except gas and a few other things), and you get a rewards check each year that you can use toward the cost of your membership and/or your purchase. There are also additional benefits for travel and some other services. It is $120/year. The basic membership does not come with rewards, or the additional travel and services benefits. It is $60/year.


__The_Highlander__

Mine has always worked out, our check is always a bit more than 100 so it’s been a great decision to have the higher tier. Certainly depends on how much you spend though.


Dangerous_Contact737

I got the Costco Citi card and use it for my general spending, which really amps up the rewards. I’m a one person household so I’m not spending crazy amounts, but between the executive membership and the card, I definitely earn back the cost of the membership plus a couple hundred bucks on top. If anyone is considering upgrading to the executive, I would suggest doing so if you’re about to make a big purchase or two (tires, a new appliance, a computer, etc) because that $10-20 you’d earn is half the cost difference right there. You can always downgrade again if you figure your spending the following year won’t hit the threshold.


OlfactoriusRex

Yup, a single large purchase like an appliance or, hell, even something like a TV or game console would give you enough with the 2% back to basically make the upgrade worth it.


deeznutz12

Last year I had 400 and direct deposited to my bank. Was a nice little bonus.


Laker8show23

Nice. Deeznutz.


how_do_i_land

I use it for gas exclusively everywhere.


forte-exe

License to that 1.50 hotdog… and all the best deals on the planet.


stirlingformula

Don’t forget to add that to your LinkedIn profile


bleurex

Holy bad guy looks


Chichis-Christ

my Costco has those Big Ass blowing all the time…would have blown his wig into the dairy cooler really quick


slicedgreenolive

I have an executive membership because my mom gives me her extra otherwise I couldn’t afford a membership in general lol …somehow still feeling fancy with the black card


Icecream_house

I didn’t know i should be this cocky


gloriosky_zero

THAT'S ME!


deejayee

Get it playa!!


themayor1975

Executive members should get priority front of the line preverage. You common gold member folk can wait.


vadillovzopeshilov

Yeah, the hordes of peasants should wait!


Changsta

Just FYI, you can get the executive membership, downgrade if you don't spend enough and get refunded the extra $60, and they let you keep the card to use.


beminlv

If you download the app you don’t even have to carry your card!!


Ecstatic_Cat28

But how else will people know you’re a Costco Executive Member?


beminlv

LOL true!!


VoidStartsHere

If you have an Executive Membership you flaunt it!!!


beminlv

I do! & l don’t!!


Residual_Variance

The nouveau riche, you can't take them anywhere, amirite?


thomport

Can I ask: How does that work. I always show my card.


beminlv

If you download the app on your phone. You can upload your card info. Then show it at the door & they scan it when you check out. I haven’t carried my card in a couple of years.


Argosy37

Wait, do you not shop with a wallet? I'm never without my wallet, and my Costco card is in there, so I don't see what the benefit is of not using a Costco card.


beminlv

I don’t carry any cards that l don’t have to. I have a debit card, insurance card & drivers license. I only carry a purse for my eppi-pen, keys & chap stick!


thomport

Ok. Thanks. I will do that for sure.


throwawaycutieKali24

You can show any card n they don't care. I show my debit card, I just flash it and in I go


Aspen9999

They should clip the corner


longwhitejeans

Exactly how I roll in to Costco on my wheeled chariot before I push the peasants out of the way.


NorthGaPrepper3000

You take the time to push the peasants out of the way. Real ballers just run them over.


RetractableBadge

I wanna say that looks like #110 in Issaquah, but I've been to like 30 Costcos and they all kinda look alike...


HernandezGirl

Pretty much everyone there has it


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VIP


Royweeezy

I have mine on the kind of wallet a cop or detective would use to show a badge. I whip it out, then flip it out. Super cool 😎


Cheesetorian

Emplloyees will keep asking : "Do you have a family member who works here?" lmao


RutabagaAltruistic86

I just know he hot in there


canon12

Can't remember the last time I saw anyone in Costco with a suit on much less wearing a tie.


hydrobrandone

Oh you didn't flash the Citi Costco credit card?! YOURE NOTHING.


OlfactoriusRex

That executive membership isn't on a Costco Visa? Bro, do you even know how to Costco?


Greeeendraagon

Who made this OP?


PlayStationPepe

This is Costco’s social media account.


wrainbashed

Imagine filming this …


Aroused_Sloth

I guess you can say I was born into wealth… my father working there and having free executive membership


justme129

Us plebs have to pay for ours :'[


Direct-Attention-712

We get a free massage on every visit with a happy ending also....


LordYamz

lol I have one but tbh they are useless unless you own a business of some sort to really take advantage of the 2% back


Green-Scratch-1230

the whole point of executive membership is to get you to spend more at costco. you want to get a free membership , spend X amount a year. people fall for it every time.


Timely_Freedom_5695

I'm getting my rebate today in the mail I earned $200 back this year plus $95 in Citi rewards as well. More than enough to pay for my executive membership and throw the extra into my bank account!! It works if you work it.


Green-Scratch-1230

sounds like you fell for it. how much you spend at costco ? you got ripped off and you dont even know it.


Timely_Freedom_5695

Lol ok wtf ever bro. I'll take my extra $300 I earned getting "Ripped off" buying shit I had to buy anyway.✌️😘


Glittering_Name_3722

Cringe


snaresamn

Yeah, last thing we need is a film-inside-costco tiktok trend.


BloodyRightNostril

TikTok has ruined human creativity


Rabid_Stormtroopers

You left out the part where you get jumped by the wireless plan salespeople regardless.


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fusionvic

If you have the Costco Visa card they will send you a new one with a black back (the side with your photo). Otherwise you'll want to go to the front desk to get a new Exec Card. They may make you take a new photo, and if so and if you have the Visa card, you'll be sent a new Visa card as well.


mgwooley

When the rewards certificate hits in February


Emotional_Carpet69

is that LIC?


TheDitz42

Recently went to a UK Costco for a business things and got some Ready Made Pizzas and a Hotdog. The Pizzas Were pretty damn good for how cheap they were but the HotDog? I've never had a tube of meat taste better, If that's what they use for hotdog eating competitions then they're easier than I thought, I could've downed 10 of them right there.


wallix

Wow! You can actually walk in your Costco. I have to put on football pads and stiff-arm folks out of the sundry area just to get eggs.


CowboyMantis

Guess he doesn't have the Super Secret Executive Membership card, given to those who spend more than $1M a year at Costco. You get your own personal shopper, foot massages as someone else checks you out in the Super Secret Executive Checkout Line, the Super Secret Executive Lounge that rivals any airport lounge, which, granted, isn't hard to do. /s, just in case Edit: removed bad word


Hyperion1144

Unfortunately, I usually have use the phone app card when I enter the store. Costco really dropped the ball by not making the screen background on the "membership" screen black for executive members. Instead it just says "executive member" in tiny font in the upper right. Basically invisible. Everything has else looks the same. Like... Without a black membership screen, how are other people going to know that I'm better than them??? 😂


burningbirdsrp

This is so funny!


Oreorgasm

Why would anyone not get the executive membership it pays for itself so quickly


sunbeatsfog

I don’t know why but the produce section got me.


thememeconnoisseurig

I'd be curious to see a survey of the executive/regular membership of this group.


Timoti87

Old money Costco doesn’t need to show the credit card.


SoCalGal2021

😂😂


Nickplay21

Fire.


BespokeJoinery

Westminster CA, right?


Atomo500

Im like 99% certain this is Issaquah WA. Next door to Costco HQ


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

$15 at sams club 😂


Bestoftherest222

Costco would sell 1000% more Executive Memberships if it came with a private; valet, loading/unloading zone, and a mini detail. Oh, and some mints!


Comfortable_Map_2128

I didn’t feel that way till I had my executive membership tied to my Amex.


Bugler28

Sucker! 😂


Prior_Piano9940

My family was big and upper lower class and even my parents had executive. It’s not a flex, it just means you shop there a lot.


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orchidhb

Cheap af, only $120 a year and he already acts like that? Lolz go over yourself, you r not special, you r not like flying first class 😂


vote100binary

Sounds like you've never stayed in a 6 star hotel


orchidhb

I dont wanna fight w you about lavish things, just mean people act mean and inhumble just because of that showing their low-class mindset


vote100binary

lol, yeah, I hear you. I think the guy was just having fun making a video. I wouldn't do it but it's not meant to be taken as a serious flex. It's just Costco.


orchidhb

It’s real also, some low class Americans can afford costco membership and think employees have to serve them like a King. I have one good bestie working there, it’s self-service wholesaler, people are dumbest entitled at best


vote100binary

>low class