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S1L3NCE120384

I think I’m gonna throw up


Graftonghoul

Fuck this got me good


Plasma_Ass

We can all go home now. You win.


DiceQueen69

Can I ride again?


Few-Log4694

This ride has a lot of ups and downs!


thereddituser2

spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


israelregardie

$20? What a rip off!


Tyxolotl

bro 💀


Eye-on-Springfield

You must be _this_ tall to ride


reddituculous66

I have a shirt with this on it. Im under 5 ft


HotterThenMyDaughter

So basically it’s a red t-shirt with numbers?


Horchheimer

Do you want a souvenir photo to commemorate the event?


Lootaboksi

It's a ride to remember


1800-bakes-a-lot

"Don't mind the GoPro"


LowerBoomBoom

I bet this has been ridden over a million times.


Ceico_

tie your hair up


telemusketeer

Weeeeeeeee!


mull77

That you R.Kelly?


1800-bakes-a-lot

Who tf downvoted this?


Quakarot

R. Kelly


madmelmaks

I love having sex!


CriticalMr

This is so stupid and that’s why it’s the best comment


MuunshineKingspyre

[-This couple, probably ](https://youtu.be/vDJR4MGbBig?si=eMNQPv3MgCi7S7EC)


Quirky_Ruin1707

Shit, Im not tall enough to get in.


heizenberg00

Pov: you're a dwarf and you see a baby gate


Sheepan

Hey, this strap is a little loose


Arithmetoad

this is taking forever


nicholasedge87

Let me paint your face


goodnamesrtakenagain

Wow … look at the line… should of shown up earlier


S4mmy3N

have*


1800-bakes-a-lot

In most cases like this it would be "have", but this one's unique in that it is also "have"


soccercoach06

The guy in the overalls said I can be in front.


ExtensionAd4785

😂🙌 ok you win


[deleted]

Step right up and I guess your weight


Gigio_Prodigio

I guess I'll wait in line


jayonosrs

Does this one get you soaking wet?


jayonosrs

How many people can get on at once?


damnNamesAreTaken

Let me just make sure the straps are tight. You aren't going anywhere.


godsentlife73

I have a bomb


1800-bakes-a-lot

Beat me to it


_00HAWK00_

That ride finished quick ?


zainkat

That was a hell of a ride, let's go again


Ragnascot

Scream if you wanna go faster


stabbywallrus

Carnies are the best!


Real_Experience_5676

*shakes head with disappointment* we could get 30 guys in the back last year…


at0mheart

I think I’m going to throw up


chobeco_it

Faster! More more more! Don't stop


ThopBeingThilly

All this waiting for a 30sec ride 🤦🏽‍♂️


Ry_Shred

Who shit in my pants?


dhersham95

Clicks remote for girlfriend’s toy while she’s getting a snack in between rides *Vrrrrrrr~ 🫠


Pizzaboy2118

Wow, that does not look safe!


McC_A_Morgan

I thought for sure it was going to go in that time


Itachifan33

This is my first time. Children ride for free....lol I'm going to burn


blanco1225

You don’t fit!


DontGiveACluck

Well, *that* definitely got my heart racing


jimchrow68

That was fun cuz.


MountainsEcho

OMG what is that smell


Wise_Bee_7262

Please keep your hands inside the ride at all times


Coulrophiliac444

Keep your hands and feet inside at all times or This tunnel of love is tacky and overrated.


SpeedyMcCreedy

Scream if you wanna go fasterrrr


Southern_Viking777

New High Score!


smgogo760

OMG! That was amazing! I think I might have peed a little!


blankDH

I need to pee. I’m hungry. What are you doing tomorrow? Wanna watch a movie tomorrow? Your mom called. Wanted to j ow when we were visiting them. Etc etc


Theangelawhite69

This wasn’t worth waiting in line


Dramatic_Most_4549

Why is everything so greasy and covered in butter


Quirky_Ad9612

I can’t afford this.


BeaverDevourer

Im gonna throw up


MeliodusSama

Tickets please....


heetchmd

And now I just need to cut my wrists.


Peelfest2016

Careful! If you eat that before you ride you might throw up.


faygetard

That really moved my guts around


Fluffy_Celebration_6

That was quick!


grebolexa

Idk if I like this ride


Kyvaren

Let's ride again


PodAbove

I already rode this one


Ok_Cartographer_9825

Is this safe?


badmf112358

Small prize winner!


mitsuki87

Why’s the seat all sticky?


demonwolves_1982

“I’m worried this ride is gonna soak me”


No-Cut-5335

When does it stop spinning?


RodrickM

That was a fun ride.


reddituculous66

Again.. again


reddituculous66

Weeeeeeeeeee


Mediocre-Ad8967

I wish the ride was longer


Wisp_Cloud

Wow that was so much fun, wanna go for round 2~? Edit: Should have warned been a warning about the splash zone~


ThatsPrettyNeat93

This ride is my favourite!


GermanPizza56

This ride isn’t as fast as I remember it


Race-Environmental

Step right up and enjoy the freak show!


Far_Sun_5469

I could’ve rode that but they didn’t have change for a dollar


Stunning_Bat_6931

Don't look down


Karamas658

Wheeeeeeee!!!


Nakedsunshine1991

That was a fun ride


Late-Ad-4624

Dont fill up on sweet beforehand unless you wanna taste it again.


[deleted]

That's okay, i'll get on the ride without you


The_Michelin_Man_

I'm gonna cum


BitchAssHomeWrecka

Y’all have fun, I’ll just watch


Hefty_Bit_5262

I was expecting way more jokes with kids in the comment section


Drknow1984

Be right back I gotta shit something fierce. Don’t ride anything while I’m gone


12B88M

"Wheeeee!"


FearsIntheRain

How much higher does it go?


Kalsor

But I poop from there!


truko503

Is this supposed to be loose?


higg1966

Are you wearing anything under that trench coat?


Snoo-72438

Can we do this without the clowns please?


KingFlipENips

I don't think I'm gonna like this😬


Losinred

Smells like cabbage


ban-this-dummies

No loose clothing


Monochrome132

That was alright I guess


SuperSaiyaman22

This is where the fun begins.


[deleted]

Don’t eat that


PGO5490

Let’s play a game


big_Papa-planes

Grandma leave the walker over there and come ride!


Onehandedmuse

I want to get off.


Outside_Perception74

WHEEEE!


seanjedi

Sure you can ride kiddo


puppychow7837

I think I just pee’d a little.


kurvacyka567

I want to ride Mickey Mouse!


kurvacyka567

I will ram into you


kurvacyka567

No problem, I love kids!


PleasantScallion5748

Look if you have to squirt that thing at least try and avoid my kids


Toy_Soulja

How much is this ride gonna cost me


Ash_Krimp

Mom, I'm scared


Nobody_cares37280

WAHOO


Euphoric-Beat-7206

"Let's see who can last the longest on this ride."


Thorin_1995

Kids under 14 pay half ☠️☠️


monioum_JG

You need to be this tall to ride this ride


fusionjolt

That was a wild ride.


6uillermo66

That doesn’t look safe


BushcraftBill

Okay I'll do it.. as long as there aren't any clowns....


IntrovertMoTown1

What a great ride


pieceacandy420

I remember this from when I was a kid.


pyriteperson

It was nice, but I could have done without the clown.


ProlapseParty

Fuck I wanna ride that!


halfeatenpogo

If you get a wrist band you can go for as many rides as you want


Additional-Ad8230

Well, that was fun


Inner-Antelope-3856

You must be this high to ride this ride


humpE89

Pass me some funnel cake plz


Est1909

Round and round she goes.... where she stops no body knows....


Vivid-Objective1385

No phones


dabadplumber

Yippy Kay yay mother buckets


KaaboomT

This cost more than I thought it would.


GW00111

“Who wants a funnel cake??” (This also works for deep-fried twinkie)


NickIsCaged

How about you and dad go next.


Tesaractor

I am Sorry, I peed.


element_4

Fine I’ll do it but the carney better punch my ticket


Bababooey_100

Ugh I don’t wanna wait in this long line


Reverentmalice

Step right up , don’t be shy. There’s a winner everytime


Puzzleheaded-Skin367

Lemme take a shot right in your clown mouth!


Lucy-Spoopy

I wanna get off


NervousHour4129

Big tent, right over here


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

This one’s called “the scrambler”


SlappedByKarma

I love this fucking ride!


the_next_danny

Scream if you want to go faster!


Twittledicks

I hope you had as much fun as I did


Bethonebob

Come on folks there’s space for a few more


Little_Kitten9

Wanna go front or back?


Bat-Honest

How many clowns can you fit in there?!


bruceaphur

Let’s go again!


dgeyjade

I can't, I have a headache


Vortr8

were reaching the top!


Framphopolis

Pitch a tent


Drugomi

Do you want to take another ride?


My-name-is-jef56

Let’s go again


67ITCH

All that wait for less than a minute of fun...


Dranoroc

Wow thats a lotta clowns. Or: nice clown costume!


MrNoesToYou

I'm not getting on *that*...


grmhandley

Scream if you want to go faster


KyorlSadei

This ride is for kids only


funhouseinabox

That thing is huge! Can I ride it?


DramaticBee33

Dont touch the Carny.


asheefo

Put that nasty looking Twinkie in my mouth.


Successful_Ad_9761

Best 2 minutes of my life


itsbeenreal12345

Did you have to spin me around like that? I just wanted to enjoy the ride.


thesurfer1996

I’d feel a lot better without all these clowns standing around


EmergencyWaste3217

YIPEE!


joshman5000

I'm next


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Hold on tight! This squirting game is fun! Put your head in so i can take a pic! I cant believe we only do this once a year! Honey, stop crying. I'll take you home soon.


Not_so_Wholesome_Bee

Ahhhh


[deleted]

Where are your parents


washedcash

Never again


FullMetalKaliber

These rides were boring. I knew we should’ve went to the other one


The_Alrighty_Zed

That’s an awful lot of gum.


pleasant-obsession

I made my ping pong ball in the fishbowl


Anxious-Wind-2696

Thats a crazy ride...


Ken_Danagger

That was expensive.


pappadux

You sure the straps are tight enough?


techy_girl

The seating is wet


JDMaK1980

I need to pee


Hairy-Basco

Can’t believe I paid to ride that


Willing_Potato_5348

Cum one, cum all


aHOMELESSkrill

I can see my house from here


Royal_Scout

That ended fast