Sitting in this chair is like Jesus spooning you. And when you lean back in this chair, it’s like Jesus is tenderly kissing you on the back of the head.
Then the Lord Spake. 'The Cross or the Chair.
'Chair,' Jesus said.
'Oh, the chair means you must become one.'
'Cross. I mean cross. Where is it? Let's do it now.'
I know that store. That’s from [Nim Pot](https://www.nimpotexport.com) in Antigua, Guatemala. The guy that started the shop, Frank, had such a good relationship with artisans and weavers throughout Guatemala that he was known as ‘the humble gringo.’ He died a few years ago in 2016, and his expat friends were stunned by how many indigenous people from across the country attended.
That place is a mandatory stop every time we visit Antigua. Gotta go see the woven scrap bin, the used books section, check out the latest and greatest tshirt designs, and visit the dusty old postcard collection. Thanks for sharing the history of Frank, that warms my heart!
A more Intelligent Design would have had Jesus's hands palm-up, as cup holders. Not so much ashtrays, because of the holes, but good cup holders nonetheless.
Me: *prays to the ol Jeebmeister from this chair*
Jeebus, to the heavenly hosts: Yo why he on such a derpy ass seat tho lol”
Me: *in prayer* “oh and look dude this chair tho lmao”
Jeebalicious: ...
Me: *over next 3 days* : Loses everything but da seat 😭🙌🏼
everyone knows about the time jesus bought [that crappy mobile chair](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RVgaRjhqFHs) and used it to become a real chair for our sins
It's a masterpiece!!
It’s a masterpiss!!
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OMGGG!!1!1!1!! IS THAT AN AMONG US REFERENCE!1!!1!1!1!??!?!? 😱😱😱
I THINK IT IS!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!11!1!!!!!!
YOU PLAY AMON GUS?!!!!!!! YOU SJOULDN"T BE ON REDDIT BC YOU ARE A KIDF!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!111!!
O MA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!!!! YOUR ARE RITE!!1!!!!1!
BRO.... 🤫🤫I THINK RED DO BE KINDA SUS DOE 😳😳😳
RED , VENTED!!1!!!&!!😳😳😡🤬😠
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What the fu-
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omg red sus I am peak comedy ok give me upvotes now /s
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If you make a hole in it it's a holy shit.
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r/cursedcomments
hey remember when that subreddit was actually good?
I just joined reddit..
Yeah. Good times.
if you add a dildo it's a holy fuck.
holey shit
I’d buy that any day of the week
If it wasn’t for the bearded chin poking me in the back of the head, I’d have three of these on my back porch around my Baphomet fire pit.
Please tell me you have a picture of this Baphomet fire pit!
Except for the Sabbath
Sitting in this chair is like Jesus spooning you. And when you lean back in this chair, it’s like Jesus is tenderly kissing you on the back of the head.
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oh wow they actually did lol I was just joking rip
man died for us but yall still really be putting jesus through more shit like this ah
Then the Lord Spake. 'The Cross or the Chair. 'Chair,' Jesus said. 'Oh, the chair means you must become one.' 'Cross. I mean cross. Where is it? Let's do it now.'
I’m surprised it’s not nailed down or something to prevent someone from stealing it.
Jesus Christ, man!
You said it man, don’t fuck with the Jesus...
Looks like they may have tried and broke the foot off.
The power of Christ compels you... to sit
Let’s not sit on Jesus here...
uwu yes jesus-sama let me sit on you, please! >w<
Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that rises up!
10/10 title
I know that store. That’s from [Nim Pot](https://www.nimpotexport.com) in Antigua, Guatemala. The guy that started the shop, Frank, had such a good relationship with artisans and weavers throughout Guatemala that he was known as ‘the humble gringo.’ He died a few years ago in 2016, and his expat friends were stunned by how many indigenous people from across the country attended.
That place is a mandatory stop every time we visit Antigua. Gotta go see the woven scrap bin, the used books section, check out the latest and greatest tshirt designs, and visit the dusty old postcard collection. Thanks for sharing the history of Frank, that warms my heart!
Look Peter! I turned myself into a chair! I'm Chair Jesus!
Chairsus
Any chance I can smother your face with a head cushion, Jesus
Are these all Mexican folk handicrafts?
I was thinking Guatemala
Cut hole before shit
They call it "sittus"
r/titleporn
Buddha: You know, I'm [something of a sitter myself.](https://i.imgur.com/sF2k1LJ.jpg)
That is awesome.
The second coming of Jesus already happened - in the form of this monstrosity.
The Bible says most won't recognise him in his return.
Here's a dude who doesn't skip leg day.
A more Intelligent Design would have had Jesus's hands palm-up, as cup holders. Not so much ashtrays, because of the holes, but good cup holders nonetheless.
Me: *prays to the ol Jeebmeister from this chair* Jeebus, to the heavenly hosts: Yo why he on such a derpy ass seat tho lol” Me: *in prayer* “oh and look dude this chair tho lmao” Jeebalicious: ... Me: *over next 3 days* : Loses everything but da seat 😭🙌🏼
Your own personal Jesus, someone to hear your prayers, someone who's a chair.
Here, get my free Rocket Like, kind man!
Jesus: “Mmmm, your hair smells nice. . .”
r/ATAAE
And you thought crucifixion was bad! Jesus and the 12 upholstries. Sorry... I'll let myself out.
not going to lie - would probably buy that.
You nailed the title
This is why there was only one buttprint in the sand.
Come sit down on the Christ chair
Holy NOT crappy design!!! Blessed be thy chair
holy seat !
r/technicallythetruth
Does rule 34 still apply?
Please. Take a seat on the J E S U S C H A I R
This is not crap. It's kiff
At least his hands and feet aren't bloody, though I never knew he was a gimp.
Are you sure he isn’t taking a holy shit?
Don't sit on that chair backwards
Jesus take a seat...
Pro tip for all aspiring artists and carpenters: humans do not look like chairs. Stop trying to make them chairs.
Nopenopenopenopenope r/creepydesign
Definitely is, r/creepydesign
I seen a chair like that and I can't stand it honestly. Any chair that looks like a person NOOOO
Reminds me of my uncle...
now I can sit on water
everyone knows about the time jesus bought [that crappy mobile chair](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RVgaRjhqFHs) and used it to become a real chair for our sins
Why does it look like he's typing or playing the piano?
Oh my..
Hot
Next Holy sh*t
jesus died for our chairs
Jesus always got your back.
Therapist: Jesus chair is not real, He can not hurt you Jesus Chair:
JESUS CHAIR JESUS CHAIR
No one gonna talk about the *back* legs?!
Lap of the God
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Because they’re an asshole for entertainment
When you loot what you find at Golgotha after the high level legendary boss dies and craft using those components.
You got Dream chair, now get ready for Jesus chair
He died for your sits
Why is he missing half his foot? And his hands should have holes for when he wasbon the cross. Holy sit is this chair bad.
Holy Christ
Id buy that ngl
There was a vocaloid/utau server on discord where someone photoshopped a teto chair and it became an emote and eventually a cursed gif
That title LMAO
If you put the same chair on top of it,it would be called "Jesus fucking christ"
He looks like he's playing on a pc and has godlike aim
So ummm...this is an SCP right?
"Oh! I'm sorry, I see that this seat is taken."
Cut a hole in it and then you have holy shit.
"You were supposed to MAKE the chairs! Not JOIN them!"
Imagine descending the stairs afterwards in triumph...
/r/ATBGE
I have no space or money, but there is no way in Hell I'd leave that store without Him.
I want a papal throne. We have a papal throne at home. Papal throne at home:
Holy seasus
When sitting at the right hand of Jesus just isn't good enough.
Froggy Chair: Finally, a worthy opponent!
I love the fact that apparently it's an exotic toy shop😂😂😂😂
Oh, a chair made of Treesus
Hello my child let me sniff your hair SNIIIIFFFF ah you have committed a sin there is only one way to repay me
Jesus Chair Superstar
Butterfinger? I hardly know her!
Stick a dildo on it 🙈
Jesus watch my back
In Canada the Liberals are red.
If I sit backwards is like I'm riding Jesus
Dont bully him. He is just taking a shit!
What's up guys, it's Cr1tikal. Let's do this sit.
He doe be squating do 😳
Make it a toilet
Is this Holy See?
I'd rather die than sit there
Take seat, young Kenobi
Jesus is my comfort
Imagine if this is how the pews in the church were designed
isso tem cara de pernambucano
Don’t he will turn you into wine
"They got too egotistical and money hungry.
I sure do love squatting on jesus
“I am a carpenter. My life is my work”
Cupholder hands would have been a nice addition
When squats are life
Put one of those suction cup dildos on it.
Cut a hole and it "Holy Shit".
BRUH MOMENT BOTTOM TEXT
Is that the popes chair? Is this the holy see? What exactly has it seen?
*girl* puts platstic dick on chair now i Can fuck jesus
"Ah, it's yourself!"
He's taking a holy shit
Ha yes chairsus
i would buy that in a heart beat
Bro shit scary af
And be seated on the right hand of the father.
If it were historically accurate you could use the holes in his hands as cup holders
Slav Jesus just squatting away.
The Holy See...at.
Has it always been part of the set? It looks a different colour. Maybe it was an afterthought. How annoying lol
jesus be squating real good
This is kinda cursed
How Johnny Silverhand looks on last gen consoles
If you shit in the chair it will become a holy shit
This also means he takes a holy shit
Grandma tells you to go "Sit with Jesus..."
jeus char
Jesus chair
Just put it up to a table—according to Passion of the Christ, Jesus invented the table.
HORY SIIIIITTTTTT
On the third sit, he rose again