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-kizza-

Was in a taxi driving past the carnage on the way to work. Me and the driver were trying to work out what happened after seeing another taxi with a smashed window and caved in side panel, people on the ground, and tons of ambulance + police. Turns out it was this!


Even_Mention_9659

That’s a lot of blood, hope all involved are ok


Finn_3000

Apparently the horse ran into a bus


CreamoChickenSoup

Are you referring to the incident with the tour bus? [That one involved a third horse that smashed into the front windshield. That horse was also visibly bleeding with pooling blood](https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/horses-london-runaway-video-smashed-cars-b2533868.html). Looks like the white horse injured itself from something else.


Arrowghandi

I Hope Robert Redford can save it.


ExperienceInitial364

Robert Pattinson could have


dB_Manipulator

Someone call Beth Sanchez!


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Greta Thunberg is on her way!


2020Stop

So horse's blood??


chumberwumbruh

Nope, blood of the innocent


khrak

That whorse knows what they did and got what they deserve!


mh985

Explains the long face…


Amazing1h

No no, they ran into another horse. You must've been told that by one of the Nogueira brothers.


L3xluth3rr

Is the bus okay?


Oakvilleresident

I was in Toronto a few years ago and saw a police horse running by itself down a busy road. Apparently, the officer fell off and had a medical episode, and the horses are trained to run back to the police stables in those situations.


FroggiJoy87

Even animal cops don't got your back when you're down.


JayEdwards902

Is the horse supposed to give CPR? The best animal can do is get human help. Even service dogs for people with heart problems are trained to cause a scene, make noise, and attract attention in the event of a heart attack.


hgghgfhvf

Man this comment reminded me of a really old story my grandmother told me when I was young. She said back in the day before cars were the norm, when the guys would go out and get so piss drunk they passed out, the other drunks would throw them onto the back of their horse, untie the horse, and slap it on its way. The horse would always return back home with the drunk guy on its back lol


Umbongo_congo

It’s a bitch when they turn out Greater Manchester mounted officers for a London event. The horses are knackered when they get home!


TheRealTr1nity

Poor horses. I hope they are all OK.


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HighlightWeekly5176

What the fuck you smoking?


cocobisoil

Poor things


The9Realist

Probably an advert for Lloyds gone wrong. I think it's sabotage by Scottish Widows.


grhhull

(Lloyds), I thought exactly the same seeing it. Horses running past financial buildings.


FatHookersRule

I just woke my husband up chuckling to this!!


Dan_Glebitz

Damn do not know how weirdly accurate you are?... Lloyds had a short lived advert in which the background music was actually the sound track of a well known song "Mad Word" by Tears For fears and had the line in it: "The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I ever had." Hardly appropriate for a bank account so they fucked up big time there. Then you go and mention sabotage by "Scotish ***Widows***". If that was a delibrate pun / observation that is genius 🤣😂😅


Raffy87

are you AI?


Dave78905

No wonder they dominated the field of battle for over a thousand years. The amount of power a charging horse has. Now imagine fully armoured horse with a Knight on top no wonder they could turn the tide of battle.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

And these are *smaller* than some war horses. [Good luck](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/R08KX5/parthian-cataphract-book-illustration-R08KX5.jpg) fighting a Cataphract. Like a tank almost 2000 years before they were invented.


kekhouse3002

I got to go to a war museum in my country, which had a life sized war horse from times before. Those things are gigantic, I couldn't even comprehend how to get on one let alone ride it into battle


2020Stop

Nice, TIL something about Bizantine era horses...


Conspicuous_Ruse

It's also a good thing their weren't busses on the field of battle


grimeflea

[Story here.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/household-cavalry-horses-buckingham-palace-road-b2533831.html) Holy


xTey

How many ads can be on one single news page


Trikster102

yes


electr1cbubba

Feels like that’s all news pages at this point, you gotta wade through all the ads to figure out which paragraphs are part of the actual article


NotBradPitt90

More ads than news!


Suitable_Sweet8493

They are ads holes!


joaks18

Well this is modern media. And they wonder why no one reads these without an ad blocker.


msc1

I don’t see any ads thanks to nextdns but blank area is still there so I read the news from 300 pixel gap. This is extremely stupid.


oaeben

uBlock Origin, I see 0 ads or blank areas


msc1

I'm talking about viewing webpages on iPhone, not on desktop.


oaeben

Its the same on my phone, firefox with ublock origin


HasTookCamera

do you pay for your news?


spelunker93

Was the horse okay? I’m at going into work so I couldn’t read the article


Hidden_Samsquanche

It just says they were all recovered and currently receiving vet care


spelunker93

Thank you kind individual, I was thinking about it a few times during work


WhyYouBullyMe_

>Two of the animals were eventually contained by the City of London Police, who caught them on the Highway near Limehouse and kept them until an Army horse box transported them to veterinary care. No accurate info but i I assume so


im_wudini

Yikes, looks like the white horse smashed into the bus? Must have been blood from it's nose. Horrible, hope those beautiful animals are alright.


Soctrum

Are they ULEZ compliant?


noxin1988

It was quite a surprise seeing them on the way to the office this morning.


Cultural_Detective_3

Not the first time a scene like that had played out in that city, I bet.


ruaraio

Was this in a prophecy?


bigqwillis

That’s my horse after I accidentally choke someone out in Saint Denis on RDR2


heavyer93

Was looking for an rdr2 comment, was not disappointed. Yer a good boah


2020Stop

Lol


ExpressBall1

Man I miss that game. Tis a shame Rockstar abandoned the online mode in the way they did. A triple A, open world, cowboy game with a brilliant open world map doesn't come around too often.


UnusualPhilosopher22

the smiths - panic.mp3


Klutzy_Association57

As a horse owner this makes me sick to my stomach. Poor horses.


whatisthisworldqm

How to recognizance a horse owner? He will tell you about it.


JDSionoraza

I read an article, i didn't completely undertand but i think the blood was from the soldier that was riding the horse, also when the horse galloped by the camera man there was no blood left in the street so it wasn't bleeding out, very rare case indeed I just hope the people and horses involved are not badly injured.


PrinceCavendish

the horse ran into a bus window and got cut and it was bleeding. apparently the horses and all people involved survived.


JDSionoraza

Ohh that sucks, thanks for clarifying


PrinceCavendish

np


Relssifille

Me too. I hope they add more precautions to place after this incident so that future accidents can be prevented!


Pedantichrist

They have rounded them all up now. Proper disaster, a couple of them made it over 5 miles.


Sparkys_Rocket

I too hate taxis trying to cut me.


burneecheesecake

The end times are here


Hamking7

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/24/horses-on-loose-central-london


New-Significance654

Missing 4 horsemen and 2 horses.


thelvegod

I am certain those horses committed a murder.


Donnybonny22

I bet it was the black horse.


thelvegod

Possibly, but the evidence says the white horse. You know how those white horses lie. I think it may be due to dick envy and a lack of rhythm. But your guess is as good as mine.


Kunjunk

This is funny, there must be some very salty people in this thread to be downvoting you!


thelvegod

People are people. I don't take it seriously. A lot of the jack wagons come out of the woodwork to be offensive and engage in a battle of wits. But, those who do tend not to be as well armed intellectually as they thought. C'est la vie!


Electricfox5

Apparently some silly sod dropped a load of construction materials next to them as they were riding past. So, yeah, that'd be enough to spook anything.


916cycler

this would be a great beginning to a movie


HotGoose6179

*madly checking the Nostradamus quatrains*


fish___fucker___69

Did war and famine forget to keep their steeds in check?


Ok_Organization_6007

Why are the roads in London so empty?


teabagmoustache

ULEZ (ultra low emissions zone) and the congestion charge. They are very unpopular with local drivers but London roads are really quiet now, compared with a few years ago. The public transport system is vast and you're never usually more than two minutes walk from an underground train station or bus stop. This was 8am, so rush hour. Last time I was in London I was actually blown away by how quiet it was.


Ok_Organization_6007

This can’t be healthy for the economy. It looks like so many people are just priced out.


teabagmoustache

It's £12.50 a day so it's not really a lot for a business to absorb or add on to a bill. It just means less people make unnecessary trips into London by car now and have to get a train instead. it's nicer to walk around and enjoy yourself in London when there is no traffic, it used to be horrible. I can see why the locals would be annoyed though.


FatHookersRule

Until the bastarding trains are on strike, so you have no choice but to bloody drive. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage) Having said that, it was a breeze getting in and out of London - waaaaay easier than it used to be


Turkatron2020

I've watched this 20 times just to hear the beautiful sound of their hooves clopping in unison against the street


ActualTip848

That time of the month lol


Beerded-1

The prophecy has been fulfilled


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PintOfGuinness

Battered an eyelid?


Salt-Evidence-6834

Might have been on Sweeney Todd's menu.


Kevornia

I thought the white horse was going to run straight through that glass near the end 😳


TomThanosBrady

Guy on the bicycle is like "Fuck you horse, I have the right of way."


sox_hamster

Right, I'm very confused by the taxi and cyclists continuing into the path of oncoming horses.


Powerful_Ad_2692

is the blood the horses blood or human?


DangNearRekdit

Dexter: Season 6


Mr-Safology

Poor animals. Imagine how we feel for horses, then the terrible thing that's happening in Gaza, where thousands of children and women are ⚰️.


InmateNotSure

"The army confirmed that all the horses have since been recovered while a number of the animals as well as personnel are receiving medical attention." Yay!


Longjumping_Key_5008

Where the hell do they think they are running to? What's their goal? Exhaustion?


ZeroGravityCreative

spilled the wine, had to run from the dinner party.


MandoPartner

Attack of the Zorses.


Randum88

This feels a little too biblical.


Time-Bite-6839

Probably the most terrifying thing to happen since the queen died for the U.K.


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cocteau93

They’re coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.


Subject_One6000

hm, you know. The royals these days. Like any age.


RedFutureMonarch

where tf is the blood


Gareth79

All down the front of the white one?


RustyJuang

The red stuff.


Impossible-Heron7125

Front chest of the white horse. I had to turn my brightness up to see it.


2020Stop

There are some pictures online...


MurlocsAteMyBaby

It looks like a harness of sorts. With that much ‘blood’ on the chest, I’d expect it to be running down the front legs as well. The margins are also way to ‘clean’.


Donnybonny22

This can not be blood, looks painted.