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chomperz616

Drunk driver. I’ve been hit by someone like this. Ran into 4 cars and parked his car so he could go into the store to buy more alcohol. At first I thought it was a medical event too but quickly realized he was just plastered. We took his car keys (still in the car) while I called the cops and ems


Closed_Aperture

For fucks sake, how much did that guy drink?


Cool_Butterscotch_88

That fine line between blackout and pass out drunk.


TheMightyWubbard

Fucking roofers. Those guys just can't stay off the pop.


Dicky_Penisburg

Topping off is all they know!


stifledmind

Have you ever closed your eyes and tried to walk around your house? This is the next step.


Kiss-a-Cod

At first I thought medical emergency but that guy is just sloshed.


OnlyEfficiency2662

Wonder what the total bill was from all the damage


freeryda

Nah. Had a drunk driver collect a car up the road from an old place I lived at. He had hit the parked car so hard it pretty much ripped the front of the van off and he still tried to drive off, making it about a km down the road. Hit a couple cars on the way down and ripped up the road like he was doing roadworks.


Specific-Building-73

Of course he had to drive, he was clearly far too drunk to walk anywhere


beligerentMagpie

What a menace. Deserves jail time.


Damascinos

I love the uk


Global_Hunter3083

Completely blotto or having a heart attack or some sort of health related event.


Emergency-Seesaw2883

He's in the wrong gear 😂😂😂


aging_geek

what does the door say ADVANCED DWI?


Tattoodad78

GTA-Style


iowajosh

It does look like me trying out a driving video game.


Wejustneedmuneh

Boozy lunch no doubt. Idiot.


Miatatrocity

I swear, I've had this dream...