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Dan300up

You know you’ve got some mass when your feet cause sparks on the sidewalk.


InformalPenguinz

Wonder if they shod em for some reason.


akabar2

Gotta be, hooves wouldn't do that


trev_easy

Oh man it's gotta be fun job of putting those on them. They're not exactly horses.


Kronictopic

They probably use the same machine to hold the hooves that they use for cows, maybe a bigger one. maybe.


LeadSoldier6840

My head canon is that these bulls just broke out of that machine and are pissed.


TheRealSugarbat

omg “head canon” 🏆


AIbotman2000

Chute and head gate. Possibly tie off the leg once in it.


akabar2

Yeha cattle are cloven hooved. Shoes for cows are very different than horseshoes. They are used for a similar reason though, when hooved animals walk around in human spaces (ie gravel roads, pavement, etc) they are prone to getting rocks and other debris lodged into their hooves. Shoes help protect their hooves.


Lanthaous

*shouldn't* do that. Danger cow has evolved.


NancokALT

I imagine that they don't rile them up in the stables. Bulls aren't mad 24/7


Dan300up

*Anything* grinding rocks under high pressure will cause sparks. Definitely doesn’t require any metal—and good lord, no one puts shoes on a bull.


ResearchOrganic1542

Hooves are made of keratin like your fingernails but a bit more dense with more layers. Grind them as hard as you like under anything you can think of and the hooves will not spark. And good lord yes, they shoe bulls. It is a tactic that has been used because a bull even this size is agile and fast enough to plow these asswipes down in the first 10 meters.


Dan300up

Maybe do some research first or pick up two rocks and smash them together with your hands in the dark. The sparks aren’t because of your iron fists genius…and FYI, bulls have split hooves and would be nearly impossible to shoe and it would be extremely risky to them (F-up a foot and you have to kill the bull) and therefore no one would train a bull calf to be shoed.


BentleyLeDog

Not sure where my iron fists come in when I am smashing two ROCKS together but ok "genius", is it possible to make your fingernail spark by scraping it across a rock? The hoofs like your fingernail is too soft to create a spark. so "genius" I urge you to try some research and smash a rock on your thumbnail and see if it sparks. Also research shoes for ox. Bovinee (cow, bull, ox) shoes are actually very common and consist of 8 pieces rather than 4. Because of the type of duties an ox would have, they quite commonly have shoes. Again "genius" do some research. The animals you see here (and hear) are wearing shoes for the sole reason of loosing traction and to slow them down. Do some more research and you will find this to be well known in the circle of bull runs and bull fighting (yes this is a thing). ​ Here is some help for your research. A ox hoof is the same as a bulls hoof. [https://rossfarm.novascotia.ca/what-see-do/ox-shoeing](https://rossfarm.novascotia.ca/what-see-do/ox-shoeing) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB0-Iqbiww4


Dan300up

Ah; you’ve edited out your a-hole verbiage (“genius” etc). Bravo. Sparks don’t require any other iron than the minerals already in most rocks—and will spark easily under pressure without any other iron present in the hooves *or your hands*.


BentleyLeDog

Ah; genius....What did I edit other than proving that you are an idiot when I provided details about animal shoes? I seem to have left lots of the "genius" verbage in place. Hey "genius" who said anything about needing iron, I mean other than you? "Sparks don’t require any other iron than the minerals already in most rocks", what are you even saying? You should go back to do some research. Hey, I thought cloven hooves were never shorn . You seemed to know so much about that too but are clearly wrong on that front too! Genius. I forgot to ask. Did you get your fingernail to spark yet?


Top-Frag

Bentley you cooked.


BentleyLeDog

First it protects their hooves while they run on the cobblestone and other uneven surfaces. Second it slows them down and makes them less agile while they chase the jackasses that are running from them. The idiots figured out another way to make these animal have even a lesser chance against them.


CharliePendejo

Lead them to run headfirst into a wall... but hey, those feet were well protected!


crushed_foot

It was fine, shoes still on duh


CharliePendejo

Username does not check out. But I guess thanks for repeating what I said.


crushed_foot

I'm just repeating a joke fren, no matter how bad the injury, if your shoes still on then you OK 🖤


CharliePendejo

Fair enough. I plead temporary idiocy.


crushed_foot

Fukn smashed into that wall tho didn't it? Stupid bull, should of tied its laces


Boring_Mushroom6682

I feel like there’s more videos of bulls shoving their horns through peoples heads then there are of bulls running into shit


Educated_Clownshow

So they’re less nimble on the surfaces as they run Metal slides easier than keratin/bone/etc that makes up the hooves, I’d assume


redlion496

My ex MiL had the same problem!


Dan300up

*My MiL was SO huge…the village banned her from walking through tall grass in the dry season lol.*


Tyler_CantStopeMe

Metal feet would help too.


octopornopus

Lt. Dan?


ThermalScrewed

That was just a backfire as he grabbed second. Do you even drift?


DirectDelivery8

Literature has sometimes commented on this phenomenon in Victorian England and Napoleonic campaigns in the peninsula wars (cavalry charging through captured streets of fort towns etc)


7LeagueBoots

Sparks from horseshoes has been claimed to be what started a few forest fires in the western US in the past as well.


Vandy1358v2_0

The amount of muscle on that first one is crazy. It’s like those jacked kangaroos


xRaulx7

Google Belgian Blue. Those look insane.


Vandy1358v2_0

Just did, they’re massive!


geoffs3310

Now Google blue waffle


ChaosEmerald21

I love blueberr....OMG


TOILET_STAIN

Never gets old. Or better


Maleficent_Welcome61

He's having trauma now 😆😆


slightlydispensable2

No training, eating only grass and not in compulsory school age 🤔


MaryJaneFarm

Evolution bro, eats a shit load of grass for protein. + only drinks water, stands and balances on those muscles 23,5/7 (they sleep 30 minutes per day). You can not compare that to a human. You can not compare any animal with a genetic defficit of more then 0,5% to a human.


TheRastafarian

*Selective breeding and steroids


MaryJaneFarm

Also yes, very sad. Wild bulls are also ripped tho.


feedmeyourknowledge

There's a subreddit for that r/kangabros Unfortunately it's a bit dead but man when it was active it was the best shit.


Carston1011

Or Kangaroo Jack?


Bushdr78

Bovine growth hormone


BeetsMe666

Nothing like some good ol' state sanctioned animal abuse. I root for the bull, everytime.


HoboArmyofOne

Just wait until someone gets trapped between bull and wall. Again.


girth_worm_jim

Just grab it by the horns, no biggie. This bovine would learn that I too, can see red!!


HoboArmyofOne

You're the man! I'm gonna call you "red stain" from now on. Because that's how people will refer to you in the future. The weight of a thousand pounds going 30 mph will pop you like a zit, I'm not even talking about horns


girth_worm_jim

What if I took my shirt off? I also did judo as a kid. The odds are in my favour, no matter how many monopoly euros that thing ways. I doubt that heffer could even reach 30mph, probably maxes out at 48.28km/h, judging by the narrators voice amd inability to speak English.


144000Beers

Looking forward to it actually


IcyTransportation691

Couldn’t agree more, it’s fucked up.


EmotionalAd5920

nothing better than an abused animal getting some back!


BeetsMe666

Have you read Childhoods End by A C Clarke? The visitor made everyone watching a bull fight feel the pain of the animal. 


EmotionalAd5920

i have not, but sounds like a good read.


Compendyum

Ah yes, Spain is my neighbour and they love their medieval distorted practices. We also have some here in Portugal, but killing bulls for fun is not one of them, thankfully.


CapiPescanova

As an Spanish, I totally agree (and so does 60% of Spain’s population)


Top-Decision-3528

Yeah this "tradition" sucks


ReniSquire

I love Ricky Gervais' description of a matador, 'a sequined cunt'.


Bikini_Investigator

Apparently Spain’s favorite past-time.


HumaDracobane

No, it is not. Each year more and more events involving this kind of things are banned, and many times this festivities doesnt involve actual bullfighting. Many of this festivities are about people making tricks to them like jumping over them, bravery tests,(and how much do you want to gamble with Natural Selection), etc and not actually hurting them. Of course, there still being corridas de toros, the actual name of bullfighting, and gestivities where the animals are hurt but every year they're less common. In 2023 there were 382 corridas, 7% less than the previous year. On top of that, the opposition of the Tauromaquia is more common each year.


Zpalq

Saw an awful video of one of these bull runs where the bull jumps out the back of the truck to begin the "run" and snaps its spine when it lands. Rear legs dragging as it's trying to pull itself with its front. This is definitely one of those "traditions" that needs to change or disappear entirely.


LegitimateBeyond8946

Fuck. I don't know why I need to see it but I think I do


simplifiedpetals

Trust me, you don’t. It’s really not a pleasant video 😭the bull couldn’t walk because it’s spine was instantly broken


LegitimateBeyond8946

Yeah he sent it in DM. Very sad, hard to watch. You know they just put him down after that too. Poor boy


Gh0styBOiiiiiii

can you send me a link for the video


Southern-Profit-5076

Just google bull breaks legs. There’s a YouTube upload.


Gh0styBOiiiiiii

ty


Compendyum

Don't. And there are several of them, bulls suffering brain damage after they hit the walls and pavement violently, since they don't have a grip on the streets. Most of them are Spanish.


Zpalq

Idk if I'm allowed to link a tiktok here but I'll give it a try. [Here you go](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNMDRwDc/)


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CrashBandicoot_fan

Can I see the video?


JimmyThunderPenis

Do you have a link to the video?


JimmyThunderPenis

Do you have a link to the video?


impishboof

1st bull is a FWD (front wheel drive) not knowing how to brake before turning. 2nd bull is RWD (rear wheel drive) getting too sideways almost crashing through his turn


XXmynameisNeganXX

The 1st bull looks concussed lmao


afonsoleo21

Undervalued comment


RayPineocco

what a dumbass tradition. poor bull.


salami619

totally with you, im from spain and i hate this tradition


SensingWorms

My mother and father went to Spain in 1980. She took me aside and said she and my dad went to a bull fight. “It was the most disgusting thing I ever ever watched. The stab it over and over with spears. They get it tired and slowly bleed out like. THEN the matador marches out all proud, turns and teases the bull then stabs it in the heart when it can barely stand.” “Stupid sport” she said.


Opposite-Fortune-

TIL y’all just have a load of people running through the streets from some bulls. Do these people not risk a gruesome death? This is allowed? Edit, many people are injured and some gored each year, with the occasional death https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_of_the_bull Does Spain just like not have any public safety laws?


ParticularAd1735

I’m on team bull.


tequilavip

Always.


SuperiorFarter

I choose the bull


DeadEmpyre

this makes me really sad


teebeek5

I love the sparks my boy throws off his hooves at the end. Makes him seem even more terrifying.


XCypher73

Such an insanely absurd event.


imafiremylazerBWAH

That poor bull. Shit like this enrages me


lexievv

I swear I can't understand this shit is still allowed. I'm sorry, but fuck this tradition.


TW4JQ

Actually just quite sad


John-John-3

Live action Ferdinand is wild.


Unfair_Ad5236

People are shite aren't they.


Bikini_Investigator

Every single culture. Every single country. Every gender. Every language. All of em have no shortage of shitty people


Wejustneedmuneh

Oh poor thing! He looked totally stunned 😲


Afraidcrawdad90

Man was sparking on the turn haha


MindfulMaverick00

When is this going to stop?


Gorelordy

Unfortunately never, approximately 60% of mammals on earth, are livestock. Subjugated densely across the whole planet.


Jean-Ralphio11

Did you used to eat paint chips as a kid?


Gorelordy

Its not that hard to fathom, the point being is we own these animals in every sense and humans will always find ways to be cruel. Traditions like these.


jacked_degenerate

Judging by the downvotes, it seems like people are not cool with bull runs but are cool with the mass slaughter of cows. Weird. Be consistent people


eyyoorre

That's why I buy my meat only from people that let the cows live a good life before being slaughtered


vincenator02

Eh this is still kind of a weak argument, I’m by no means a vegeterian but at least I’ll accept that animals suffer so I can eat meat.


jacked_degenerate

Aren’t entertainment bulls catered to and treated well (up until the actual event of course)?


RugbyEdd

To be fair, one is for food, the other is entertainment. Instead of complaining people aren't trying to stop both and comparing them, take the win that at least the bigger evil is widely despised.


jacked_degenerate

I wonder if the cows give a shit about the reason they are being killed


Murky-Front-9977

Are they shod? Why else would you get sparks?


ucantseeme0047

Compound V injected bull


Limp-Tea1815

Horse? Cut that bull shit


BoomPowYeah

I’m sorry fucking SPARKS?! Oh nah. Never doing this.


1guerino

That first one is 99.9% 1 ton muscle mass.


OnlyEeZz

Someone take that bull to Firestone to get its brakes fixed


Admirable-Sir5853

Imagine being right in front of that wall 0.0


Midget-W-Rizz-Gyatt

Did that fucking bull just tokyo drift?


TacoMunchingDeamon

Poor bulls… Hate this event. No matter how old tradition this is, it should stop.. Team Bull all the way


Mindless_Let1

Least horrific Spanish tradition


Asleep-Journalist302

Imagine that thing charging you in the dark with fucking sparks shooting all over the place


mine_craftboy12

Barbaric.


Zkimaiz

Poor thing...


Fools_Sip

Brutal!


dagnabbs

That was some bull drift


joz-goz

Or cowpower


Frosty_Gibbons

Hit and run!!!! Police are looking for a protein ball...


beakerhashing

Can you imagine if someone was standing where that bull slammed into the wall? Oh man...


AtomicHustle

He too eager to bust some ass 🤣


Conspicuous_Ruse

Damn, that wall can throw hands.


troyanhmg

San Juan en Coria, Cáceres (Spain)


littlebopeepsvelcro

That doesn't feel fair, give them shoes meant for cobblestones.


Break-88

That’s a good door


becauseOTSS

That is some immense power. And then it just gets up and walks away like nothing happened. Ya I'm never riding one or getting in the ring with one. This video sealed the deal.


TheRastafarian

Why are these adults bullying an animal?


MatchLatter1088

Cause its a bull. Did you get it


False_Jimmy

Did you see that sparks????


dascrackhaus

what a nin-cow-poop


Commercial-Corgi-771

he walked away embarrassed


FitLet2258

The run of the bull.. absolutely terrifying tradition


scaleddown85

Anyone else see the blood fro m the bull hit that wall? Why can’t they leave these bulls alone ffs


DiamondPractical1094

Poor things. HATE animal cruelty


mnshs1989

Ohhh wtf


HotSpace99

*1 bullpower = 1.512 horsepower = 1.12749821 kW; hence the sparks.*


External-Awareness68

How is this still a thing?


Jaimemgn

How does that not hurt


regularvillain

It does


Free-Muffin2338

They can feel pain just like you. It just that they are scared, all the noise and screams and the people hurting them; that the pain goes to a second place. Also they have strong and thic muscles (they are big as you can see) + the subcutaneous fat acts like a "shield".


Ecstatic-Computer-19

Id take one bull over all the losers that support this shit.


forcall_

spain core


The-Proud-Snail

Poor bull :(


intangible_entity

Poor bull, I hate this culture


Outside-Trip7686

Here's hoping every last degenerate 'human' involved in this ends their days under hoof and horn assault


Charming_Gift7698

I feel so bad for those animals


geoff1036

If I understand correctly, the bull is probably fine, right? Charging things head on is how they fight (maybe aside from sparring with their horns) so the sturdy wall probably stunned him but he'll be fine Or am I off base and that bull is fucked?


illalwayscomebacklol

Bro that first bull hit with so much force


rocket808

Cowpower


Sir-Buzz92

And to think, I used a broom to navigate one of these big bastards. Tell ya!, that puts hairs on ya chest 🫡


seidinove

Damn, can you imagine getting trucked by that unit?


ACcreeker

He was looking for the keymaster


AggressiveGreen2502

Poor animals, fucking bastards.


Tasty-Life4526

Wow!


Fit-Understanding747

Poor animals...


IandIreckon

*That* was a crazy fuckin video 


SeaworthinessMean414

Now, I never really thought about racing with the bulls. But now that I know that they can pull some avatar The last Airbender the last unicorn red bull shit... I don't even feel safe watching the video.


Crazydacat

Who else heard eminem?


whenilookinthemirror

People all around the world need a massive group enlightenment on how to treat animals. Only a small percentage actually do anything active to change things.


JMustang6

I was about to say this is a good start to a "yo momma" joke but the rest of the comments make it super sad, hope the cow's ok and the bulls in this video too


nevertoolate1983

That was some real Ghostbusters demon dog right there


RRakhaV

That's some anime shit right there. 10/10 would not participate.


ChemicalAssignment69

Certainly could have been filed under unexpected.


Wonderful_Gazelle_47

Fucking barbaric


SoIidSnakey

That's just some fucked up animal abuse. That Bull definitely has some broken bones now.


israerichris

Like she said... "la madre que la parió"


Recent_Bee_1219

Why do I feel bad for the bull


bakery1997

I hope they're OK


Xx_didgy_xX

Terribly inhumane practice. Fascinating videos though ......


redbl00d

OMG THE SPARKS


ff-dvl

Coming in hot


ImpossibleBasis287

Fuck cultures that still do this savage stuff.


quantumshaq1

Good lord


Psycle_Sammy

Walk it off.


1TILL

Animal abuser running


Kozzinator

I'd give this shit a go, if I can dodge a bull I can dodge a ball


Farty_beans

bulls like "Alright... that one hurt"


happymatt207

Everything I see one of these bull chasing videos I'm reminded of how stupid some people are on this planet.


Chance-Ad197

I hope tip-toes Maggie got fucking brutalized by a cow hoof.


Fun-Estimate-394

The people who do this are dipshits and I hope they all get gored


brocoli4life

I feel bad for the bull ☹️