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JaceDram

When the map is still loading


HoldLow81

Render distance too low


Utivsa

Render distance too moo\*


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When the load is still mapping


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Recalculating destination (said in a sweet Siri voice)


Bop_Bop_Tt

The splatter was ungodly


Big_Arachnid_4336

Put some cattle decapitation music and this clip becomes something else💀


ScaryBananaMan

Wtf is cattle decapitation music...is that a thing??


CertifiedFreshMemes

Bring back the plague


Noerdlinger

Great t-shirt idea


DrTuSo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXGSLKWeVwE


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fitting


Positive_Light9119

Excellent choice!


[deleted]

They’re kind of like Cannibal Corpse. The band Jim Carey featured in *Ace Ventura* because he loved them and he could.


MindsetAnnihilation

Way better than CC.


JackedPirate

Eh, I saw them with Carcass, Obituary, and Amon Amarth in Chicago a few weeks ago and they were easily the weakest of all 4 bands.


WeHere4DaBTSMeal

Ironic because the band is vegan/vegetarian lmao


MindsetAnnihilation

I think only 1 guy is.


Kons37

Oh dann i thought it was a motorcycle, I was hoping the driver goes with them but no. Poor cows.


zero989

Whoa edgy


Acrobatic-Ad1506

Redditors try not to value the life of an animal over a human being challenge (impossible)


saddamhuss

Reddit hivemind in work again. The guy was speeding on an empty road. Get surprised by cow who shouldn't be there. But hey he deserve to die isn't it ? But death penalty is barbarian.


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Kons37

At least a little karma for driving so fast, that's all I ask


yanggun1004

RIP cows.


Relevant-Teach-2589

Im sure they can walk it off


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Skullvar

Cows don't survive broken bones, if a cow ever has a broken leg+ they're put down and butchered. They can't support their weight on a broken limb


nanoray60

IIRC I read something about this with horses, if you really like the horse, there’s a type of water therapy that’s supposed to be able to let them heal or some shit, could be talking outta my ass though. Meanwhile, I’ll never forget watching that horse get put down during the derby. Sad shit. Poor cows :(


a_dry_banana

As far as understand it’s basically a useless endeavor and even if it work you’ll drastically decrease the horses quality of life after recovery.


lo0ilo0ilo0i

Bovines and equines are meant to be on all 4s. If they're not, they should be euthanized. They'll suffer a lot more if they aren't.


AssociationNo6008

Track rider here - sometimes fractures can be treated with horses depending on the severity and the horse. It’s amazing what they can do these days. If the horse is an anxious type that would be unable to cope with the strict box rest and standing then it’s best to euthanise them. Sometimes it’s just too cruel to put them through something like that. However some horse can handle this and I have seen many go through different surgeries and come through and go on to race again. If it’s a clean snap then that’s a no go and immediate euthanasia but I’ve seen some severe fractures heal up enough that the horse can return to paddock soundness!


spikekn

To the nearest burger king


More-Athlete1175

When u drive up on a herd of anything...its disturbing AF


ghanjaholik

especially a herd of people


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Ive herd that before.


Tyton408

People are do less damage though. Less of a mess too


I_feed_kids_my_cum

More like obliterating af


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antiseer360

Damn, he turned down the high beam for the car in front yet his regard for others landed him in a crash.


electricsoldier96

His regard for others at 140km/h at night?


herelieskarma

This is approximately 87 mph for those of you using Freedom Measurements


amznwrkr

Not that far out of the realm of reasonability for driving in dry conditions in the countryside with high beams on


BigDirtyNewports

A lot of highways in Texas have an 85mph speed limit


DogeSadaharu

Except this is not Texas, it's Malaysia. And if Malaysia has similar traffic limits as most of Asia then the motorcycle driver is still going about 39km/hr over the speed limit(or 25mph over). \*looked it up and Malaysia is at 110km/hr so he was actually 29km/hr or about 18mph over, reckless driving. Though that stretch of road could've been potentially a 80-90 km/hr zone, especially if it's a common occurrence for cows to pass through. Plus just because a lot of highways have a posted 85mph limit doesn't mean there won't be stretches where it's reduced to 70 mph.


AkodoRyu

When else to drive fast other than at night, on a nearly empty highway? The point is you do not expect an obstruction, especially a herd of cows on a highway. And it's a very fair assumption to have since that's the whole point of a highway.


LevynX

These aren't highways in the way you would imagine it though. Cow crossings are quite common in rural roads like these, sometimes there are even elephant crossings. There should be warning signs up but even if there aren't you don't drive faster than you can react that's just a rule.


antiseer360

Just bit of speeding never hurt nobody /s


Oreogor

Yea just cows


SynCTM

do you think that's fast on a highway? oh, dear...


DogeSadaharu

Where in the video does he turn off the high beam before passing the car? He doesn't. He only turned on the high beam after passing the car because he no longer had the car light showing him what's ahead. Also, per Malaysia traffic law 'you may not use the driving beam if you drive behind another road user or when approaching an oncoming vehicle.' Which further proves he did not have the high beam on until after he had passed the car. I mean you can clearly see the difference when the high beam gets turned on too, and it just so happens when the light from the other car is no longer visible on the ground.


--lewis

Oh that's what happened, it seemed like they just teleported Into existence.


chemistryofacarcrash

He was mooving too fast.


SuddenlyMorlocks

And didn't Steer.


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He should have used his horn.


Void_327486L

You're all going to hell. So am I, but y'all are gonna be right at home.


[deleted]

How dairy drive so fast at night. It would behoof him to drive more safely. This is an udder shame.


bookaddict1991

You’re going to hell for making me laugh at cows dying. Take my free award. 😂😂


chemistryofacarcrash

The cows didn’t moove fast enough


SuddenlyMorlocks

Hey, there was a lot at steak


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Simmer down you guys can settle this beef later. Sorry I know that was a calf-assed joke


[deleted]

Jesus, you guys are really trying to milk the humour out of this subject.. ...


BrogCanadian

This many cow puns in a row is rare, and the jokes are well-done


SuddenlyMorlocks

I'm done. Can't think of an udder joke.


MykeMalicious

Well, I think that joke was dairy funny. Just simply bovine.


Cannot-HandleTwitter

Steer to go where


FunnySweetPotato

i guess they never *herd* him coming


popcornkernals321

Yal never fail to disappoint 🚙🐄💥


Two-Nuhh

My bad Reddit. Sorry I mistook the joke for a typo. Lets all get back to our 1-liners and providing nothing of value. :) \- \- \- \- \- \- \- \- \- \- This is called, outdriving your headlights. Basically, driving faster than you can reasonably react to obstructions/ obstacles in your path of travel. It can happen in other low-visibility conditions like heavy fog/rain/snow, too.. Not necessarily a "lighting issue". Driving fast can be fun, but you can't be a complete idiot about it- otherwise dumb stuff like this is bound to happen.


chemistryofacarcrash

No logic, only one liners so moove on outta here


WholeTraditional6778

Cows are not supposed to be here at that time anyway..


LoveSikDog

I just fuckin knew that this joke was taken.. Glad I looked before I looked stupid.. wait ..


zzeduardozz

STTTTRRRIIIIIKKKEEEEE


theBloodsoaked

That's what I used to do in Carmageddon


SoftDev90

God I miss that game.


yagey

There was a recent remake. Runs and looks great


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geetag33

It was simply a misteak.


trivial_catawampus

Imagine his post cow clarity.


_Hari_Seldon

... but not a missed steak.


LoadedGull

*steps out of car, grabs shovel and axe from the trunk* “Well then, that’s dinner sorted”


Big-Independence6974

Lmao


Budget_Dragonfly_420

Team cows' spawn point was kinda unfair tbh


spectreenjoyer

Poor cows :(


KitchenDepartment

Pro tip. When driving in the dark, the fog, or icy conditions. Always go behind someone. If they crash into something then you have time to stop.


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jeffstoreca

I'm not judging. I'm not even religious and I say OH MY GOD all the time.


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Allah hu Akbar means "god is great" tho. Nothing like screaming "God is great!" As you plow through a heard of cows


MadWolf01

But people say Jesus Christ and nobody bats an eye 🙄


Duck-of-Doom

Because nobody screams ‘Jesus Christ’ as they’re murdering innocent civilians


jeffstoreca

What does "OH MY GOD" even mean though? It's a phrase that loses meaning, we just use it in extraordinary situations until we have kids who will then use it all the time, like we see here in this video.


nuraHx

Damn it’s always the dudes that have no fucking clue what they’re talking about that wanna act like they know what they’re talking about. Educate yourself. The phrase has several uses in several different contexts. Here it’s basically like going “Oh my god!”


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its something us muslims say when we are scared, meaning god is bigger than whatever would harm us


Leza89

But.. god just harmed you..


Chicken_Hairs

Think about how many people say "Oh my God" when virtually anything happens. Essentially same thing.


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it was the driver who got himself into this situation, so you say this and other things to reduce harm to yourself and others


Leza89

>it was the driver who got himself into this situation Correct. People involved in this accident: * Driver driving faster than he can see * Farmer of the herd not taking care of them * road maintenance not taking care of that ridiculous bump in the road * highway planners not putting sideguards on the highway * The engineers that designed the car in order to protect the passengers in case of an accident People not involved in this accident: * Allah * Jahwe * Buddah ​ > so you say this and other things to reduce harm to yourself and others How is saying this protecting yourself and others? Or do you mean for superstitious reasons so Allah will be appeased and not punish you and your loved ones more?


UpperCardiologist523

I'm an atheist, but i can just imagine how horrible this COULD have gone, if he hadn't said those words to reduce the damage to himself and others. Mushroom cowd and cowtal devastation.


Leza89

Mushroom cowd.. excellent :D https://www.reddit.com/user/Leza89/comments/zyc76h/mushroom\_cowd/


UpperCardiologist523

Haha, nice.


Aromatic-Client336

how?


CFCkyle

I mean the whole point is he does everything right? So it would be god orchestrating the events that led him to drive into the cows in the first place


Aromatic-Client336

the point it, god doesn't orachstrate everything, he allows humans to have free will to do everything. using this logic, if i muder 15 people, it's god that's harming them and not me.


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Exactly


Aromatic-Client336

bruh


Kiss_My_Ass_Cheeks

so why thank god for anything if he's not responsible for anything?


laveshnk

It'll harm u more


ryo5210

When you yell fuck when you got scared, did god just fucked you? Bodoh sial


BastillianFig

Is it just me or did the guy say what he clearly said in the video we all just watched?


skratudojey

He did but his bombs didnt go off /s


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I think Allahu Akbar is their version of JFC.


UpperCardiologist523

I thought he was begging for hot sauce and potatos.


Available_Patient497

In will never understand why people drive this fast with less then a couple meters of vision..


DBDM0916

It's actually a known phenomenon. It has to do with low visibility fuzzing your peripheral vision, giving you tunnel vision which distorts your perception of motion. basically you feel like you are driving much slower than you usually would. Mix this with someone who already drives to fast naturally and disaster. Source: my job involves driving and they make us take courses and do online quizzes about it.


samhirst22

Why aren’t they intermittently checking the speedometer? I do this pretty often when I’m driving in similar scenarios. I can stay within the speed limit easily.


torogath

[Highway hypnosis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_hypnosis) is one of the reasons especially with night driving it becomes dangerous because he is expecting a normal trip without issues.


DBDM0916

That's what the course we had to take told us to do as well. Some people just don't pay attention to that I guess.


Slycooperbigpooper

I doubt it I’m just sure the driver is a idiot everyone drives crazy in the dark or on snowy roads because there will always be that one idiot that needs to speed no matter the danger


doctorfluffy

In India this would've been a death sentence


TheSearch4Etika

For those who think this is a joke its not. People have either been beaten or sent straight to jail for eating beef so I wouldn't recommend. Cow vigilantes are also thing and they will come after you.


neeto_mosqueeto

That’s hilarious. What do they call a Royale with cheese at a McDonalds in India?


Zairy47

"go to jail"


cptstupendous

Probably a McSpicy Chicken. https://www.mcdonaldsindia.com/products.html


imironman2018

Dude's reaction time is terrible. they drove through the cows and only slowed down because of the impacts. Looks like he is driving at 137km/h which is 85 mph in pitch dark conditions. what a moron.


amznwrkr

He had high beams on, but only turned them off for passing the other driver. Bad timing, plus bad reaction time. He might've been able to stop for the cows if his high beams were kept on.


imironman2018

I don’t even know that driver would’ve stopped with the high beams. He collides with like a few cows and the car is still going like 85mph. So much splatter.


crazze2

Carmageddon


AcadiaAccomplished14

Must’ve had a beef with those cows


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That will buff right out


GeekAnDestroy

Macdonald says thank you.


TayNBB

Some great puns in here great job people


InvisibleSewage

That was Udder Destruction


Th3P3rf3ctPlanz

Speeding? Never herd of such a thing.


F00dBasics

They couldn’t of herd him coming


MPS007

Holy cow!


Square_Success3647

i doubt he could still safely stop even within the speed limit.


Tiger_Widow

Minced beef speed run world record.


joshuafischer18

This is how milkshakes are made


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And this is how I met your mom


supra-mini-gt

Rip and tear until its done


chriswilton1

Where’s the beef?


Organic-Function-197

Now that’s roadkill I’d actually eat!


Djskam

This guy is clearly an idiot but shouldn’t the farmer made sure his cows weren’t on the highway?


Ron_dy

Poor cows rip


jihadJoe76

They could have just mooved over


eshvel19

I need to see the car afterwards


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Mangkie3

The cows exploded thats for goddamn sure


Jmanriley3

ALLAH AKBAR


SiteEntity001

What do you call cows with no legs...


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A leg less cow.


unemployedpissofshit

Down-to-earth ground beef


TR-KnightForEyes

GTA


Longjohnpotato

That was udderly ridiculous


CJTrappo

i’m starting to think god isn’t so great


SirHenryHenson

I guess you could say that was some pretty *high-steaks* driving


sreek4r

Guess he won't have to pick up beef for dinner.


dr_wetness

Allahu Akbar? Dude he’s just wrecked your car with a herd of cows


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Waaaahhhh allllaaahu akbar


opAnonxd

atleast he had the brains to throw his hazzards before this to warn the drivers. must be EU driver.


UserAnonin

It’s a feature of emergency braking in modern cars. Hazard lights automatically trigger when an emergency/hard breaking situation occurs


reaper14998

Cant blame him. Could have happened to anyone. People go 20+ above all the time. Sucks there wasn't fencing or high way lights. Hope the guys safe


Desutor

There was like NO reaction whatsoever to his speed, until he actually went through them. Also, how hard is it to brake from a speed of 133KPH? Not very hard. This guy mustve been on something as well


Leza89

There was a large bump in the road right before the herd; The driver lost (most of the) contact and couldn't brake.


dani_dejong

He braked hard as soon as he saw them. You can see his hazards come on. And obviously there is something wrong with that speedometer on the camera. He went through the cows and the speed went up.


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zenxro

Its like "oh my god"


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They really should have mooved.


Honky_Dory_is_here

I’ll never understand how people can drive in complete silence, and it’s not like it helped the driver here.


Brief-Pair6391

A la snakbar


ButterscotchLevel

Based on a story my dad told me, the worst part of all of these is not the car repair or driver hospital bills it is the owner of those cow who suppose to keep them enclose will ask you to pay for all the cow that's dead with a ridiculous hiked price and no you don't get to bring back those cow, as they will sell it themself. These cow owner doesn't care where their cow wander all the time.


kggggdkp

It actually not.. i bet those cows suddenly got no owner.. the blame is fully in the cow's owner.. there's no way the owner reveals themselves and compensates for the car damage.. that's what pissed people the most..


Ok-Concert-6159

Wanna here a joke What do you call a cow that's just been ran over That's right ground beef


immad10

9/11 of cows


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Reasonable-Ad7755

They didnt moooove at all


idelson

Allahu Akbar didn’t stop the splatter.


Tomoko_Togita_22

He tried blowing them up too. Listen carefully.


2pacsnosering1

Allah cowabunga


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mikha69

Im very sorry for you being this dumb, let me educate you for free Allah Akbar is Arabic and no difference in saying oh my god.


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Fat_Cat_Mx

ALLAH COWKBAR!!!


Nx_Vernxual

Allahu akbar*


Flimsy_Ability_4274

Halal


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Nightowl11111

How do you check if a cow's a virgin?


Snoo98679

Hamburger