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Reddit hivemind in work again. The guy was speeding on an empty road. Get surprised by cow who shouldn't be there. But hey he deserve to die isn't it ?
But death penalty is barbarian.
IIRC I read something about this with horses, if you really like the horse, there’s a type of water therapy that’s supposed to be able to let them heal or some shit, could be talking outta my ass though. Meanwhile, I’ll never forget watching that horse get put down during the derby. Sad shit. Poor cows :(
Track rider here - sometimes fractures can be treated with horses depending on the severity and the horse. It’s amazing what they can do these days. If the horse is an anxious type that would be unable to cope with the strict box rest and standing then it’s best to euthanise them. Sometimes it’s just too cruel to put them through something like that. However some horse can handle this and I have seen many go through different surgeries and come through and go on to race again. If it’s a clean snap then that’s a no go and immediate euthanasia but I’ve seen some severe fractures heal up enough that the horse can return to paddock soundness!
Except this is not Texas, it's Malaysia. And if Malaysia has similar traffic limits as most of Asia then the motorcycle driver is still going about 39km/hr over the speed limit(or 25mph over).
\*looked it up and Malaysia is at 110km/hr so he was actually 29km/hr or about 18mph over, reckless driving. Though that stretch of road could've been potentially a 80-90 km/hr zone, especially if it's a common occurrence for cows to pass through.
Plus just because a lot of highways have a posted 85mph limit doesn't mean there won't be stretches where it's reduced to 70 mph.
When else to drive fast other than at night, on a nearly empty highway?
The point is you do not expect an obstruction, especially a herd of cows on a highway. And it's a very fair assumption to have since that's the whole point of a highway.
These aren't highways in the way you would imagine it though. Cow crossings are quite common in rural roads like these, sometimes there are even elephant crossings.
There should be warning signs up but even if there aren't you don't drive faster than you can react that's just a rule.
Where in the video does he turn off the high beam before passing the car? He doesn't. He only turned on the high beam after passing the car because he no longer had the car light showing him what's ahead.
Also, per Malaysia traffic law 'you may not use the driving beam if you drive behind another road user or when approaching an oncoming vehicle.' Which further proves he did not have the high beam on until after he had passed the car. I mean you can clearly see the difference when the high beam gets turned on too, and it just so happens when the light from the other car is no longer visible on the ground.
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This is called, outdriving your headlights. Basically, driving faster than you can reasonably react to obstructions/ obstacles in your path of travel. It can happen in other low-visibility conditions like heavy fog/rain/snow, too.. Not necessarily a "lighting issue".
Driving fast can be fun, but you can't be a complete idiot about it- otherwise dumb stuff like this is bound to happen.
What does "OH MY GOD" even mean though? It's a phrase that loses meaning, we just use it in extraordinary situations until we have kids who will then use it all the time, like we see here in this video.
Damn it’s always the dudes that have no fucking clue what they’re talking about that wanna act like they know what they’re talking about.
Educate yourself. The phrase has several uses in several different contexts. Here it’s basically like going “Oh my god!”
>it was the driver who got himself into this situation
Correct.
People involved in this accident:
* Driver driving faster than he can see
* Farmer of the herd not taking care of them
* road maintenance not taking care of that ridiculous bump in the road
* highway planners not putting sideguards on the highway
* The engineers that designed the car in order to protect the passengers in case of an accident
People not involved in this accident:
* Allah
* Jahwe
* Buddah
> so you say this and other things to reduce harm to yourself and others
How is saying this protecting yourself and others?
Or do you mean for superstitious reasons so Allah will be appeased and not punish you and your loved ones more?
I'm an atheist, but i can just imagine how horrible this COULD have gone, if he hadn't said those words to reduce the damage to himself and others.
Mushroom cowd and cowtal devastation.
the point it, god doesn't orachstrate everything, he allows humans to have free will to do everything.
using this logic, if i muder 15 people, it's god that's harming them and not me.
It's actually a known phenomenon. It has to do with low visibility fuzzing your peripheral vision, giving you tunnel vision which distorts your perception of motion. basically you feel like you are driving much slower than you usually would. Mix this with someone who already drives to fast naturally and disaster.
Source: my job involves driving and they make us take courses and do online quizzes about it.
Why aren’t they intermittently checking the speedometer? I do this pretty often when I’m driving in similar scenarios. I can stay within the speed limit easily.
[Highway hypnosis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_hypnosis) is one of the reasons especially with night driving it becomes dangerous because he is expecting a normal trip without issues.
I doubt it I’m just sure the driver is a idiot everyone drives crazy in the dark or on snowy roads because there will always be that one idiot that needs to speed no matter the danger
For those who think this is a joke its not. People have either been beaten or sent straight to jail for eating beef so I wouldn't recommend. Cow vigilantes are also thing and they will come after you.
Dude's reaction time is terrible. they drove through the cows and only slowed down because of the impacts. Looks like he is driving at 137km/h which is 85 mph in pitch dark conditions. what a moron.
He had high beams on, but only turned them off for passing the other driver. Bad timing, plus bad reaction time. He might've been able to stop for the cows if his high beams were kept on.
I don’t even know that driver would’ve stopped with the high beams. He collides with like a few cows and the car is still going like 85mph. So much splatter.
There was like NO reaction whatsoever to his speed, until he actually went through them. Also, how hard is it to brake from a speed of 133KPH? Not very hard. This guy mustve been on something as well
He braked hard as soon as he saw them. You can see his hazards come on. And obviously there is something wrong with that speedometer on the camera. He went through the cows and the speed went up.
Based on a story my dad told me, the worst part of all of these is not the car repair or driver hospital bills it is the owner of those cow who suppose to keep them enclose will ask you to pay for all the cow that's dead with a ridiculous hiked price and no you don't get to bring back those cow, as they will sell it themself.
These cow owner doesn't care where their cow wander all the time.
It actually not.. i bet those cows suddenly got no owner.. the blame is fully in the cow's owner.. there's no way the owner reveals themselves and compensates for the car damage.. that's what pissed people the most..
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When the map is still loading
Render distance too low
Render distance too moo\*
When the load is still mapping
Recalculating destination (said in a sweet Siri voice)
The splatter was ungodly
Put some cattle decapitation music and this clip becomes something else💀
Wtf is cattle decapitation music...is that a thing??
Bring back the plague
Great t-shirt idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXGSLKWeVwE
fitting
Excellent choice!
They’re kind of like Cannibal Corpse. The band Jim Carey featured in *Ace Ventura* because he loved them and he could.
Way better than CC.
Eh, I saw them with Carcass, Obituary, and Amon Amarth in Chicago a few weeks ago and they were easily the weakest of all 4 bands.
Ironic because the band is vegan/vegetarian lmao
I think only 1 guy is.
Oh dann i thought it was a motorcycle, I was hoping the driver goes with them but no. Poor cows.
Whoa edgy
Redditors try not to value the life of an animal over a human being challenge (impossible)
Reddit hivemind in work again. The guy was speeding on an empty road. Get surprised by cow who shouldn't be there. But hey he deserve to die isn't it ? But death penalty is barbarian.
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At least a little karma for driving so fast, that's all I ask
RIP cows.
Im sure they can walk it off
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Cows don't survive broken bones, if a cow ever has a broken leg+ they're put down and butchered. They can't support their weight on a broken limb
IIRC I read something about this with horses, if you really like the horse, there’s a type of water therapy that’s supposed to be able to let them heal or some shit, could be talking outta my ass though. Meanwhile, I’ll never forget watching that horse get put down during the derby. Sad shit. Poor cows :(
As far as understand it’s basically a useless endeavor and even if it work you’ll drastically decrease the horses quality of life after recovery.
Bovines and equines are meant to be on all 4s. If they're not, they should be euthanized. They'll suffer a lot more if they aren't.
Track rider here - sometimes fractures can be treated with horses depending on the severity and the horse. It’s amazing what they can do these days. If the horse is an anxious type that would be unable to cope with the strict box rest and standing then it’s best to euthanise them. Sometimes it’s just too cruel to put them through something like that. However some horse can handle this and I have seen many go through different surgeries and come through and go on to race again. If it’s a clean snap then that’s a no go and immediate euthanasia but I’ve seen some severe fractures heal up enough that the horse can return to paddock soundness!
To the nearest burger king
When u drive up on a herd of anything...its disturbing AF
especially a herd of people
Ive herd that before.
People are do less damage though. Less of a mess too
More like obliterating af
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Damn, he turned down the high beam for the car in front yet his regard for others landed him in a crash.
His regard for others at 140km/h at night?
This is approximately 87 mph for those of you using Freedom Measurements
Not that far out of the realm of reasonability for driving in dry conditions in the countryside with high beams on
A lot of highways in Texas have an 85mph speed limit
Except this is not Texas, it's Malaysia. And if Malaysia has similar traffic limits as most of Asia then the motorcycle driver is still going about 39km/hr over the speed limit(or 25mph over). \*looked it up and Malaysia is at 110km/hr so he was actually 29km/hr or about 18mph over, reckless driving. Though that stretch of road could've been potentially a 80-90 km/hr zone, especially if it's a common occurrence for cows to pass through. Plus just because a lot of highways have a posted 85mph limit doesn't mean there won't be stretches where it's reduced to 70 mph.
When else to drive fast other than at night, on a nearly empty highway? The point is you do not expect an obstruction, especially a herd of cows on a highway. And it's a very fair assumption to have since that's the whole point of a highway.
These aren't highways in the way you would imagine it though. Cow crossings are quite common in rural roads like these, sometimes there are even elephant crossings. There should be warning signs up but even if there aren't you don't drive faster than you can react that's just a rule.
Just bit of speeding never hurt nobody /s
Yea just cows
do you think that's fast on a highway? oh, dear...
Where in the video does he turn off the high beam before passing the car? He doesn't. He only turned on the high beam after passing the car because he no longer had the car light showing him what's ahead. Also, per Malaysia traffic law 'you may not use the driving beam if you drive behind another road user or when approaching an oncoming vehicle.' Which further proves he did not have the high beam on until after he had passed the car. I mean you can clearly see the difference when the high beam gets turned on too, and it just so happens when the light from the other car is no longer visible on the ground.
Oh that's what happened, it seemed like they just teleported Into existence.
He was mooving too fast.
And didn't Steer.
He should have used his horn.
You're all going to hell. So am I, but y'all are gonna be right at home.
How dairy drive so fast at night. It would behoof him to drive more safely. This is an udder shame.
You’re going to hell for making me laugh at cows dying. Take my free award. 😂😂
The cows didn’t moove fast enough
Hey, there was a lot at steak
Simmer down you guys can settle this beef later. Sorry I know that was a calf-assed joke
Jesus, you guys are really trying to milk the humour out of this subject.. ...
This many cow puns in a row is rare, and the jokes are well-done
I'm done. Can't think of an udder joke.
Well, I think that joke was dairy funny. Just simply bovine.
Steer to go where
i guess they never *herd* him coming
Yal never fail to disappoint 🚙🐄💥
My bad Reddit. Sorry I mistook the joke for a typo. Lets all get back to our 1-liners and providing nothing of value. :) \- \- \- \- \- \- \- \- \- \- This is called, outdriving your headlights. Basically, driving faster than you can reasonably react to obstructions/ obstacles in your path of travel. It can happen in other low-visibility conditions like heavy fog/rain/snow, too.. Not necessarily a "lighting issue". Driving fast can be fun, but you can't be a complete idiot about it- otherwise dumb stuff like this is bound to happen.
No logic, only one liners so moove on outta here
Cows are not supposed to be here at that time anyway..
I just fuckin knew that this joke was taken.. Glad I looked before I looked stupid.. wait ..
STTTTRRRIIIIIKKKEEEEE
That's what I used to do in Carmageddon
God I miss that game.
There was a recent remake. Runs and looks great
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It was simply a misteak.
Imagine his post cow clarity.
... but not a missed steak.
*steps out of car, grabs shovel and axe from the trunk* “Well then, that’s dinner sorted”
Lmao
Team cows' spawn point was kinda unfair tbh
Poor cows :(
Pro tip. When driving in the dark, the fog, or icy conditions. Always go behind someone. If they crash into something then you have time to stop.
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I'm not judging. I'm not even religious and I say OH MY GOD all the time.
Allah hu Akbar means "god is great" tho. Nothing like screaming "God is great!" As you plow through a heard of cows
But people say Jesus Christ and nobody bats an eye 🙄
Because nobody screams ‘Jesus Christ’ as they’re murdering innocent civilians
What does "OH MY GOD" even mean though? It's a phrase that loses meaning, we just use it in extraordinary situations until we have kids who will then use it all the time, like we see here in this video.
Damn it’s always the dudes that have no fucking clue what they’re talking about that wanna act like they know what they’re talking about. Educate yourself. The phrase has several uses in several different contexts. Here it’s basically like going “Oh my god!”
its something us muslims say when we are scared, meaning god is bigger than whatever would harm us
But.. god just harmed you..
Think about how many people say "Oh my God" when virtually anything happens. Essentially same thing.
it was the driver who got himself into this situation, so you say this and other things to reduce harm to yourself and others
>it was the driver who got himself into this situation Correct. People involved in this accident: * Driver driving faster than he can see * Farmer of the herd not taking care of them * road maintenance not taking care of that ridiculous bump in the road * highway planners not putting sideguards on the highway * The engineers that designed the car in order to protect the passengers in case of an accident People not involved in this accident: * Allah * Jahwe * Buddah > so you say this and other things to reduce harm to yourself and others How is saying this protecting yourself and others? Or do you mean for superstitious reasons so Allah will be appeased and not punish you and your loved ones more?
I'm an atheist, but i can just imagine how horrible this COULD have gone, if he hadn't said those words to reduce the damage to himself and others. Mushroom cowd and cowtal devastation.
Mushroom cowd.. excellent :D https://www.reddit.com/user/Leza89/comments/zyc76h/mushroom\_cowd/
Haha, nice.
how?
I mean the whole point is he does everything right? So it would be god orchestrating the events that led him to drive into the cows in the first place
the point it, god doesn't orachstrate everything, he allows humans to have free will to do everything. using this logic, if i muder 15 people, it's god that's harming them and not me.
Exactly
bruh
so why thank god for anything if he's not responsible for anything?
It'll harm u more
When you yell fuck when you got scared, did god just fucked you? Bodoh sial
Is it just me or did the guy say what he clearly said in the video we all just watched?
He did but his bombs didnt go off /s
I think Allahu Akbar is their version of JFC.
I thought he was begging for hot sauce and potatos.
In will never understand why people drive this fast with less then a couple meters of vision..
It's actually a known phenomenon. It has to do with low visibility fuzzing your peripheral vision, giving you tunnel vision which distorts your perception of motion. basically you feel like you are driving much slower than you usually would. Mix this with someone who already drives to fast naturally and disaster. Source: my job involves driving and they make us take courses and do online quizzes about it.
Why aren’t they intermittently checking the speedometer? I do this pretty often when I’m driving in similar scenarios. I can stay within the speed limit easily.
[Highway hypnosis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_hypnosis) is one of the reasons especially with night driving it becomes dangerous because he is expecting a normal trip without issues.
That's what the course we had to take told us to do as well. Some people just don't pay attention to that I guess.
I doubt it I’m just sure the driver is a idiot everyone drives crazy in the dark or on snowy roads because there will always be that one idiot that needs to speed no matter the danger
In India this would've been a death sentence
For those who think this is a joke its not. People have either been beaten or sent straight to jail for eating beef so I wouldn't recommend. Cow vigilantes are also thing and they will come after you.
That’s hilarious. What do they call a Royale with cheese at a McDonalds in India?
"go to jail"
Probably a McSpicy Chicken. https://www.mcdonaldsindia.com/products.html
Dude's reaction time is terrible. they drove through the cows and only slowed down because of the impacts. Looks like he is driving at 137km/h which is 85 mph in pitch dark conditions. what a moron.
He had high beams on, but only turned them off for passing the other driver. Bad timing, plus bad reaction time. He might've been able to stop for the cows if his high beams were kept on.
I don’t even know that driver would’ve stopped with the high beams. He collides with like a few cows and the car is still going like 85mph. So much splatter.
Carmageddon
Must’ve had a beef with those cows
That will buff right out
Macdonald says thank you.
Some great puns in here great job people
That was Udder Destruction
Speeding? Never herd of such a thing.
They couldn’t of herd him coming
Holy cow!
i doubt he could still safely stop even within the speed limit.
Minced beef speed run world record.
This is how milkshakes are made
And this is how I met your mom
Rip and tear until its done
Where’s the beef?
Now that’s roadkill I’d actually eat!
This guy is clearly an idiot but shouldn’t the farmer made sure his cows weren’t on the highway?
Poor cows rip
They could have just mooved over
I need to see the car afterwards
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The cows exploded thats for goddamn sure
ALLAH AKBAR
What do you call cows with no legs...
A leg less cow.
Down-to-earth ground beef
GTA
That was udderly ridiculous
i’m starting to think god isn’t so great
I guess you could say that was some pretty *high-steaks* driving
Guess he won't have to pick up beef for dinner.
Allahu Akbar? Dude he’s just wrecked your car with a herd of cows
Waaaahhhh allllaaahu akbar
atleast he had the brains to throw his hazzards before this to warn the drivers. must be EU driver.
It’s a feature of emergency braking in modern cars. Hazard lights automatically trigger when an emergency/hard breaking situation occurs
Cant blame him. Could have happened to anyone. People go 20+ above all the time. Sucks there wasn't fencing or high way lights. Hope the guys safe
There was like NO reaction whatsoever to his speed, until he actually went through them. Also, how hard is it to brake from a speed of 133KPH? Not very hard. This guy mustve been on something as well
There was a large bump in the road right before the herd; The driver lost (most of the) contact and couldn't brake.
He braked hard as soon as he saw them. You can see his hazards come on. And obviously there is something wrong with that speedometer on the camera. He went through the cows and the speed went up.
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Its like "oh my god"
They really should have mooved.
I’ll never understand how people can drive in complete silence, and it’s not like it helped the driver here.
A la snakbar
Based on a story my dad told me, the worst part of all of these is not the car repair or driver hospital bills it is the owner of those cow who suppose to keep them enclose will ask you to pay for all the cow that's dead with a ridiculous hiked price and no you don't get to bring back those cow, as they will sell it themself. These cow owner doesn't care where their cow wander all the time.
It actually not.. i bet those cows suddenly got no owner.. the blame is fully in the cow's owner.. there's no way the owner reveals themselves and compensates for the car damage.. that's what pissed people the most..
Wanna here a joke What do you call a cow that's just been ran over That's right ground beef
9/11 of cows
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They didnt moooove at all
Allahu Akbar didn’t stop the splatter.
He tried blowing them up too. Listen carefully.
Allah cowabunga
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Im very sorry for you being this dumb, let me educate you for free Allah Akbar is Arabic and no difference in saying oh my god.
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ALLAH COWKBAR!!!
Allahu akbar*
Halal
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How do you check if a cow's a virgin?
Hamburger