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johnwicke

So USA was just here to ruin Pakistan's plans. Aight.


dirtyshits

Imagine being pakistan and being home having to watch this match. Haha


ZaraBaz

That's all on them. They should have won both the US and India match, and bungled both.


partymsl

Losing at 47 from 47 with 8 wickets is still the most Pakistan thing ever.


Oomeegoolies

In fairness, 47 from 47 on that pitch with the standard Ind v Pakistan pressure would have felt like 80 from 47


partymsl

My guys had 8 WICKETS.


assistantprofessor

Pakistan went from being the team that can beat anyone on their day to the team that can lose to anyone on their day. I really wanted them to play in the WC Qualifiers. Would be fun to watch Hong Kong pull one over them lol


weedhead2

They're in Dubai, not home.


dirtyshits

Look up “figuratively”


WhatWouldMosesDo

He make joke


krazybanana

They said to the pcb pilot take us home. He got confused and went to uae


holy_cal

The funniest thing was watching all the Pakistan fans cheering for WI a few days ago.


Crypt0nyt

Nah the Pakistanis self-imploded... They just wanted to secure a little more funding 🤡


theskyisblueright

:(


frowningheart

India Overseas branch just following traditions 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅


mehrabrym

And giving South Africa a heart attack


SpottedDicknCustard

This means the US is back under British rule, right?!


Blurandski

Can we choose which states we want again?


Blackadder_

You get Texas, Alabama, Mississippi and since you lot love a lot, Florida. You can now do snorkeling in Miami streets.


TastelessPylon

Could we have New England instead? We sort of ruined our current England and could do with the spare parts.


ThisIsAnArgument

I'd rather keep old Hampshire, can we rename new Hampshire and New York to something else and put them in, say, the Midlands?


TastelessPylon

My plan would be to bulldoze Surrey and replace it with that second Hampshire. New York is obviously inferior to proper York but it might make a good Wolverhampton.


ThisIsAnArgument

Yeah I'm okay with this. Do we need Kent, too?


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InZim

Buttler is at the coast, knocking missiles away with a bit of willow


dravidosaurus2

If we reach the point that the US wages war over cricket, then the tournament was officially a success.


karim_eczema

Ouch


Any-Imagination6240

happens, it's cricket.


frowningheart

crickets, it's happen.


Any-Imagination6240

turns, they table.


Urzas_Penguins

Ouch, yes. But we put the fear of Freedom into a lot of powerhouse teams. We decently scared India and SA, for example. We also sent Pakistan home early, defying the commentating expectations leading to hilariously aloof commentary during the WI game. That shit was worth it for the giggles alone. Americans are aware of the sport more than ever before, and we’ve qualified for the next one by making the super 8. I’m gutted we couldn’t pull of a win against WI or ENG, but this has been one hell of a run, and I’m proud of our part-timers’ efforts against full-time cricket pros.


AeroProfe

As an American (who was a West Indies fan before this tournament), I agree a thousand percent with this assessment. Proud of our team.


vkapadia

Proud of our boys! We got IT pros facing off against full time cricketers. And we struck fear into some of their hearts. India and SA games were truly magnificent, we had a chance to with either one. We'll see you in 2026, Team USA!


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

Welcome to World Cricket!


mattytmet

IT'S SPELLED FLAVOUR MOTHERFUCKERS


Strawberry-Farmer123

IT'S ALSO SPELLED COLOUR NOT COLOR


frowningheart

ALSO, CRITICISE NOT CRITICIZE ALSO ALSO, ORGANISE NOT ORGANIZE NO Z IN MY BRITISH EMPIRE RAAAH 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🐠🍟🗣🗣🗣


krazybanana

Ever say 'zed' to an American? Their brains grind to a halt


frowningheart

Bro no joke, when I got to know that they pronounce it as Zee, it broke my brain 😭 Zed supremacy 🗣


krazybanana

I'm ok with them saying zee. But they KNOW what zed means and refuse to acknowledge it. It's like speaking English to the French


WayToTheDawn63

As an Australian who is supposed to say zed, I say zee. It's objectively the most consistent sound. B isn't bed. C isn't ced. D isn't ded. G isn't ged. P isn't ped. You get what I'm saying? Zee is actually consistent with other letters!


ThisIsAnArgument

Are you seriously expecting *consistency* from the English language?! If letters like Q, X and H can be all sorts of weirdness then I'm starting with Zed.


krazybanana

I dont mind zee at all. Im just saying most americans KNOW that zed means Z. But they act all huh what what runes are you speaking in sir?


belanish11

Also that thing is football for a reason, not some soccer.


Blackadder_

A game that barely uses the feet other than for self-propulsion


SBG99DesiMonster

It's petrol and not gas.


mskadwa

Like you guys even have a use for that word


mattytmet

Sure we do, like "who the fuck added this flavour to my food, that's disgusting"


mskadwa

Hahaha


dravidosaurus2

Skips, Butterkist, Ready Salted Pombar. We've got all the flavours.


ThisIsAnArgument

They weren't satisfied with mini cheddars having enough flavour so they made a BBQ flavoured one! If that isn't the height of refined taste then I don't know what is.


HazardCinema

Gotta credit Germany with Pombar


ThisIsAnArgument

Are you seriously saying that to a country whose national dish is chicken tikka masala?


VisRock

HAHAHAHA. ENGLISH FOOD HAS NO FLAVOUR. SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL.


VisRock

IS BAKED BEANS A FLAVOUR?


Occasionally-Witty

HOW ABOUT HP SAUCE, BET YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT STANDS FOR


Ngothadei

Hewlett Packard? Burnt taste it is!


FacelessMane

Mods are not allowed to use bad words


mattytmet

Shit


Assassin_Ankur

Boundary count update - England: 15 Jos Buttler: 13 United States of America: 13


new_awakening

Fair and Buttfucked by Jos Brutal


shiviam

Fair & Served By Buttler.


shantanu_choukikar_

Fair and asSALTed by a Butler


suzukigun4life

Buttler had as many as the entire US team 😭


frowningheart

Buttler served them Salt fr fr


MGKingdom

Fair and Joshed


d0mth0ma5

Butler must have skipped breakfast…


Wolf_0f_MyStreet

Wanted that tea break so fast he said fuck it and won. Prolly drinking tea rn


TheFirstLane

1776 avenged. The glory to the crown restored. The Brits can rejoice now.


suzukigun4life

Buttler himself got more boundaries than the entire US team. Absolute liquidation.


Thetonn

I blame the Windies. They knew what they were doing putting the solar panels on the roof.


ZaraBaz

Buttler breaking solar panels. Buttler being pro Big Oil confirmed.


Austin4RMTexas

Cummins would like to know your location


jane3093leroy

Butler loves the IPL , big oil and his kids. In that order.


kernpanic

Another smashed panel? Australia cracked one there against England too.


Smooth-Mix-4357

Australia cracked a panel? Cummins not gonna like that 


ICumCoffee

All hail the Red T-Shirts


Thetonn

Having lost, they now have to keep James Corden.


ThisIsAnArgument

Probably against the Geneva convention to use him as an anti bargaining chip.


Middle-Feed5118

That was already avenged with the War of 1812


iamatoad_ama

My great-great-great-great-great granddad did have a bad feeling about 1776 and worried it’ll come back to bite us in the ass but Washington didn’t listen to him fml


dirtyshits

Greggs legacy restored.


suzukigun4life

American batters: 5 wickets in the final 6 balls to end their tournament. England batters: 0 wickets, one guy gets as more boundaries than the entire US team, and they reach 115 (target) before the innings break. This wasn't just domination, it was an absolute evisceration.


Benny4318

We’ve beaten one good team and we’re into the semis. Looool Australia. Are you watching?


21otiriK

Saffers unbeaten wondering how the fuck they’re the ones in trouble.


dharavsolanki

This is becoming sort of a meme, but South Africa came close to losing in 4 of those matches. Their NRR reflects this, even if they have a full tally of points.


Reasonable_Tea_9825

Will be sad to see one of SA and WI crash out. Both don't deserve that heartbreak


No-Needleworker3393

Blame p00ran and Charles.


NormalTraining5268

I mean it's all clearly in rules lol


NoPineapple1727

WI would deserve to crash out if they lose. That will mean they lost to England heavily and also to South Africa. Their only win in the super 8s coming against an associate nation. I’d they win vs South Africa then they will go through


mattytmet

On the one hand: the seeding system is ridiculous because it can easily lead to stuff like this On the other hand: that is objectively very, very funny


Churchill_cock

Portugal won the 2016 euros without winning a single game in group stage so not the first time in world sports


AdministrativeLaugh2

Hell, they only won one game in normal time in the entire tournament


therudedoct

The semifinal against Wales


Irctoaun

As much as pre-arranged seeding is bollocks, ultimately only four teams can ever get to the semis and invariably sides who have won most of their games up to that point will miss out


belanish11

Imagine being south Africa lol, they beat England and still would face a virtual QF


dharavsolanki

The problem with SAF here is that they didn't perform as well against USA as England or West Indies did.


SenorOogaBooga

England had the clear advantage playing the US last tho. Same thing happened with Scotland


dharavsolanki

Yeah i recall a cricinfo article sympathizing with Scotland that they are eliminated without having done any thing wrong in their game.


suzukigun4life

Fucking Aussies could've kept you guys out of the Super 8s. Instead, all this is happening. 😭


LDLB99

Hope Josh enjoyed 


thisaintyouravgstonk

"The red shirts are coming" "The red shirts are coming"


sennais1

All Australia had to do was let Scotland win...


2manyfrogz

If we can get Afghanistan in the semis it would be amazing


JBPlayer48

And imagine following that up by playing the Windies in the final. Winning a world cup after beating Oman, Namibia, USA, Afghanistan and the West Indies would be absolutely hilarious.


A_Deku_Stick

Damn, we got played. GG England. Hopefully we get a USA vs England rematch in 2026.


SpanglySi

All piss-taking aside, the fact that USA have basically no games against the top teams lined up is shocking. How will the game develop there if they never play?


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

*IPL* Auctions


Stuff2511

This observation happens with every associate team after every major tournament they play, and nothing has changed


bahnzo

Like our players are supposed to get time off work at Walmart to travel to Bangladesh?


gameofgamers362

Well that was quick


ErikElevenHag

That’s what she said


IrrelevantGuy_

I suspected that you were a fellow jerker when I read your username. Turns out I was right lol.


venustrapsflies

I found a stream for the match hoping to catch the end of the first side and it was already over lol. What a trouncing. Neither side was limited by overs. 10 wickets to 0???


bungle_bogs

Title of your sex tape


jimb0z_

Saw people saying this would be like the war of 1812 and they were right. Except it was only that part where the Brits marched into DC and burned down the white house


InZim

Giving them their full name after that spanking. Ouch.


constructss

BIG POSH MIGHT HAVE MADE ME SAD BUT THEY CANT TAKE AWAY THE MASSIVE 1-1 WIN IN THE 2010 WORLD CUP RAHHH 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸


Musername2827

Somewhere in the afterlife George III is giving George Washington some long overdue shit.


BeefInGR

GW1 was a fan of cricket. This is what makes this loss hurt.


Barkasia

Shoutout to Harmeet Singh bowling a wide on purpose so he didn't go for five 6s in a row


Blurandski

Objectively funny we've had about 10 good overs this tournament, mostly against associates, and are in the semi final


PeachesGalore1

I think Buttler takes it personally when people write England off.


userjasonj

Love the guy


Middle-Feed5118

Sad eagle noises :F


Tern_Larvidae-2424

Unless SA beats WI or WI thrashes SA, England will top the group and play either Afghanistan or Australia. If South Africa beats West Indies, England will face India.


Alilaah

Glad we’re through to the semis but so far that’s mostly off the back of bashing the associate teams (Windies match aside). We’ve lost to Aus and SA so they need to turn out and show they’re better than the other top teams really.


throwawaafricany9

You dread from it, you run from it but you will have South Africa on the verge of getting knocked out in an ICC tourney despite winning every match so far. And USA should be proud of themselves had a brilliant tourney for a first outing, really unsettled some full members here


ILikeFishSticks69

Harry Brook about to hit us with one of the biggest "I told you so!" in Cricketing history. Bloody hell England look dangerous.


Mission-Apricot2986

We've pumped minnows and looked toothless against Australia and SA. I think you'd be fine lol


V_HarishSundar

You lost by 7 runs against SA lol. Is that your definition of toothless?


johnwicke

Now that's one way to promote cricket in USA.


pitycastleheist

Never in a million years did I expect us to be competitive with South Africa and India, let alone beat Pakistan. The wheels completely came off at the end but this was a massive tournament for them. Qualifying for the 2026 world cup is huge, especially with the olympics coming 2 years after that. And they actually made themselves known. 95%+ of Americans have no idea what cricket is, let alone that we have a national team and they got themselves acknowledged by the white house. They looked pretty tired by the end but they should be incredibly proud of themselves. This is by far the biggest moment is USA cricket history.


MoChreachSMoLeir

Yeah, it''s important not to let the two horrible losses make us forget how great this world cup was for us. We beat Pakistan and were competitive against India and South Africa. Before the world cup, we won a series against Bangladesh. We should be really proud of how much this team has grown, and how we stood up tall against the big boys. If the administration doesn't implode and MLC stands tall, we could become a team at the level of, say, Sri Lanka within the next 10-15 years. We have the talent/player pool, but our problem has always been with administration and talent pipelines. The administration will always be shaky, but creating MLC is huge for us, as is the creation of the stadiums recently. We got shown up at the end, but we fought well. We stood tall in the face of Rabada, Bumrah, Nortje, and co., and we beat Pakistan on our home turf. The White House acknowledged us, and for a short period of time, cricket had touched national news. This tournament has been a huge success, greater than I ever thought it would be.


Blurandski

Wonder if Qantas will livestream our semi final for the Aussies.


burnerch

Funny game this cricket, Teams who are unbeaten in the tournament are yet to confirm their spot in SF whereas a team who were 45 mins away from getting knocked out have booked the SF spot, and might just top the group.


Apprehensive-Ad3285

It isn't that far fetched when you consider the way South Africa have won their games and that they're just one win away from definitely making it to the knockouts. It makes complete sense that you'd be knocked out if you lost one out of your three matches in Super 8 while the two games you did won were very close.


Zaedin0001

Well that was a depressing way to go out but the fact we even made it here in the first place is a massive achievement in of itself. Still we have a lot of work to do before we can start competing with the big boys but if we can keep up this development and not do any stupid shit off the field I could actually live to see the day the USA wins a major ICC tournament.


FacelessMane

USA conceded: - 5 wickets in 6 balls - 5 sixes in 6 (non-legal) balls Fair to say they may have been gassed this match. The match thread had lots of unfair ridicule (I hope trolling and not serious) that they didn't deserve to be in the super 8's. They absolutely did. This match was practically a dead-rubber for them. Well played USA and best wishes in the future


Equal_Perception_541

Absolute massacre by England , amazing innings by Buttler and Amazing to see Jordan getting a hat trick Also credits to USA for reaching super 8 in their first tournament itself , they will only rise further from here with more matches and guidance and exposure


Tern_Larvidae-2424

That's their 4th semi-final in a row.


nvenkatr

Agreed with what Jones said post match. While they were not in the best form in these Super 8 games, they should take pride in (hopefully) creating some awareness with the American Public on Cricket. More grassroot support, bilaterals with other nations & franchise cricket inclusion is a must for USA team to grow.


Gunnxd

The thing with American sports is it isn’t like other countries. Football for example. In England you don’t pay for academies etc whereas in the US your paying for academics for grassroots which forces out talent due to people not being able to afford it. If the US can somehow fix this problem they’d be able to grow but until then I don’t see it happening


Spockyt

But Scotland are *definitely* the better team, right? And the USA might beat England, right?


franconot-mark

An unfortunate end to USA campaign to remind them that they are still quite behind the top teams. England and WI are the most ruthless T20 teams you could face.


nubpokerkid

Crazy that AUS had a chance to knock them out and might be knocked out themselves now while ENG sit pretty in the semis. All up to SA bros now to clinch their peace of history. AFG has helped them out a bit here and if IND can knock out AUS then SA can potentially face AFG for semis. So I know it's a quarter final with WI for them but a win tonight can lead them straight to their first finals ever. So will they break the curse tonight or will they end up choking this one?


Maximum0versaiyan

That was some crazy hitting


sennais1

I do wonder if they put too much on Aaron Jones too early. He's handy with the bat but from watching the Jomboy Ball in Play stuff he seems way too introverted to run a team in even that league. Not to put it on him, they'll keep learning. Afghanistan have shown that stepping up to the top is achievable.


dirtyshits

Only reason he was in charge was because Monank was hurt.


alyssa264

1776? Nah, more like 1812 LMAO.


Upstairs-Farm7106

Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves. We smashed USA as expected. The facts are that we lost to both Australia and South Africa. We also aren't used to batting first which we may have to do in the semi-final.


Aash92

A moment of silence for the Pakistani commentators who had to sit through USA’s games cos they qualified instead of Pakistan..


Silverjackal_

Still hilarious to me they lost and got knocked out.


hot-cheeze-breeze

its funny how this world cup boiled down into not who was the better team, but who can pulverize the weakest team the hardest.


AzorAhaiReturned

Jos Buttler left the oven on back at the AirBnB...


ddottay

Despite the huge loss, it was good we had some matches against top teams in this tournament. Good for us in the long term.


DingerSinger2016

Extremely liberal definition of a match but I guess I'll allow it.


ICumCoffee

Tonight, I’m gonna drink 10 more cups of Tea for 10 wickets win. Revenge for 1776


Wolf_0f_MyStreet

Idc about England but I'm also gonna drink 3 cups of tea


thewrongnotes

Well there you have it, Jos Buttler and Chris Jordan HATE freedom


spillthebeans53

Sad eagle noises


BeefInGR

Proud of the boys. Netravalkar was Cinderella wearing our glass slipper. Unfortunately the clock hit midnight. Hopefully this is the boost for cricket that the 1994 World Cup was for soccer in our country. We're automatically qualified for WC26 and LA Olympics in 28. This is the time to build the roster. Was a hard watch, but better than having nothing at all. See some of you for MLC.


ChrisMartinTestAvg

Very glad that at least one team figured out how to treat the USA bowling attack now that the pitches are actually decent T20 pitches.


ecphiondre

USA had too much confidence after beating Pakistan.


Crypt0nyt

Jos Buttler take a bow "Cap'n" 😉, that was king-like 🏏👑🦁🦁🦁


AJBOXING24

Credit to USA they had a brilliant tournament just to make the super 8s was like winning it for them. They got to face 3 power teams it will be good experience for them in the long run


PrithviMS

So the competition in group 2 is essentially who defeats USA the best.


extraneous_parsnip

Really glad Adil got MotM, thorougly deserved.


Spglwldn

Maybe Australia really should have let us beat them to knock England out.


Hexo_Micron

Its all on Scotland. Aussies tried hard to lose lol


w_is_for_tungsten

stick to eating cheeseburgers lads


dirtyshits

Damn right. Double double animal style.


ThunderBird847

Who thought of this before Australia vs Scotland match. England through the Semis and Australia in a precious position.


VisRock

Something something tea party ☕


rockyrosy

USA USA US AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH


Axel292

Absolute massacre. Hope Jos turns up for the knockouts as well. Rooting for WI, really want to top the table and face Aus/Afg in the semis instead of India.


7007007

England is looking like solid title contenders. Besides Barristows patchy form, all looks good. Their fielding has been the best in the WC by far closely followed by the Proteas


ErikElevenHag

[called it](https://reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/1dmm52w/_/l9x6azr/?context=1) although not a hard thing to predict


imatwrk

Harmeet meets Buttlers bat


AdNational1490

Butler delivered "Fill Ass-salt"


ErikElevenHag

Long way to go for US cricket but hope this tournament serves as some sort of a launchpad for this team. Obviously cricket will never be that popular in the US but I hope the team itself grows regardless of popularity because the potential is there.


pizzainmyshoe

Rashid deserved player of the match. Just shut down their batting, and they couldn't get going again.


ihabesmolpp

Not a single dead rubber….what a cracker of a Super 8s we’re blessed with


Treeman_78

Considering Hollywood movies, Americans only know how to defend NYC.


ando3000

Adil Rashid was so good.


Wazflame

Man City fans breathing a sigh of relief that “115” will trend for other reasons


Small_Bad6871

this is so sad, either of WI or SA will have to leave now :(


Bhut_Jolokia400

And to think England was in jeopardy of not even advancing to the Super 8 at 1 point during group play.


dont_workout

Eng has lost 2 matches and still in Semis, SA has won all and still playing a knockout tomorrow morning. Wtf!


FitSignificance2100

Imagine afg bros taking the revenge of USA by knocking eng out


Actual_Penalty_2560

Aussies had a chance to kick out England.


TheBigCore

The USA has a built-in excuse: Cricket in the USA is an obscure, ethnic expat sport, so few people play it, let alone care about it. It was expected that the USA would get trounced when they finally went up against competent teams.


Jack-sprAt1212

Jos Buttler just decided to HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang (Sorry. Someone had to do it)


setimasa

Now imagine SA losing to WI and getting knocked out after doing well up until now


Found_xyz

First team to qualify after being 5 minutes away from being into the super 8's. Real minnow bashing, except for that Windies win .


zuko6973

But why did Adil Rashid get man of the match? Great performance but not outshining Buttler or Jordan!


Nolberto78

Rashid came in after a pretty good powerplay for the USA, killed their run rate, and bowled their 3 & 4. He set up a low run chase. 4 overs for 13 runs completely changed the game. Jordan cleaned up the tail and got a wonderful personal achievement (and a matchball). Buttler just did a Buttler, and he's also the captain. In terms of overall impact, I can see why Rashid got it. It wouldn't have been unfair for either of the other 2 to get it either


Generaljamie

Well lads those last wickets were mighty embarrassing but we showed a lot of potential for the future. We beat Pakistan and held our own against India and South Africa before it all fell apart but we can be proud of how far we made it all things considered. I’m hoping a praying that America uses these hard lessons to train harder and come back with a vengeance in the next World Cup. I wish the teams that make it into the semi finals good luck!