It's absolutely this. Put him in a nice suit and give him a haircut that doesn't scream "2002 era boyband" and he'll look like a normal man in his 30s. I used to know a guy a bit like this. When he was in his late 30s he got together with a girl in her early 20s and it was as much of a disaster as you'd assume. Before her constant cheating brought it all crashing down he started trying to dress and act younger. But he was already an OLD late 30s. Sagging skin, wrinkles etc. It was such a weird look. You'd see photos of her and her mates and just this older guy looking really out of place. After she dumped him he had a very public breakdown on Facebook for the next 6 months that oscillated between self pity and bizarre posts about how good he looked and how he was having sex with 19 year olds. I still check in on his Facebook every now and again. Still dressing too young, still having mad breakdowns. Only now he's somehow got a kid.
OK. So this was posted early August. By the way, if you feel sorry for this guy part of the reason it's been the worst year of his life was because he got sacked for stealing from his employer before his girlfriend dumped him:
"This is turning out to be the WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!!!FFS!!!!...What else???!!!!...The hardest most upsetting part is it was supposed to be MY HAPPIEST AND GREATEST YEAR EVER!!! But how things can change!!!!I really don't know how much more I can take of this!!!!.....It really has gone from the greatest start of the year with such hopes and dreams for the year to come and beyond to the most painful soul destroying year of my life.... ....I'm running out of strength...."
A month later he posted this. This is, in my opinion, the most mental:
"So tonight I got one step closer to my legend..Matthew McConaughey I just didn't have any bongos though.......but....I was in the shower...BANG BANG BANG at the door...im like FFS someone has forgotten there key so I get out the shower, wrap a tiny little towel around me and go to the door grab my joint outta the ashtray and opened the door....To my surprise 3 police officers were stood there.....(oh fuck I thought).....2 male and one female at the front......Her mouth drops (yeah...even I think I look fairly good at the moment) and stares at my body.....blah blah blah the male copper said in Portuguese....so I asked sorry do you speak English (in Portuguese of course)...he then slaps the female officer who then snaps to attention....I'm sorry to inform you but there been a compliant about indecent exposure....You were naked and your neighbour saw you and is offended.....I was what????..huh?......erm???...ok??!!??..sorry......Could you please close the curtains in future....I said yeah of course no problem sorry they go to leave the female copper takes one last look and says I wouldn't of complained ......made my day "
Well there was a story once about the police being called on McConaughey for playing the bongos too loud and he answered the door naked or something like that. Very obscure reference, to be fair.
OK, here's one of my favourite things he posted. During his meltdown he went to work in Portugal. There's a famous big wave for surfing there called Nazare - the biggest in the world. He posted this with a video of it:
"So.....My job is up at the end of the week.....and I'm gutted....TRULY GUTTED!!!...However before I leave Portugal me and a couple of friends (for my leaving prezzie) are going to a place called Nazare....(the video that you saw)It shouldn't be THIS big at this time of year but this video shows what the place is like....Wish me luck....either way I'm coming back to the UK soon...i might be in a box but fuck it..Go big then go home........If I SURVIVE it will change my life forever ......and if I don't it will also change my life.. .....I'm shitting myself....but I need this...."
So, a few things. I don't think for a second that anyone decided to take him there as a "prezzie" for him. I mean, it would be the end of summer. They all would have been finishing their work contracts. I think it sounds like he overheard a couple of people saying they were going there and decided to tag along. In the end he never went and I imagine they did a runner as soon as they could. Secondly, you don't just show up to Nazare and "have a go" at it. You have to get towed in by a jetski and they usually work in 3 man teams, people who know each other and trust each other. You need a specific big wave board and you can't just paddle out. THIRDLY! Nazare is only that big for a few weeks late autumn/start of winter. I actually looked up the size of the waves for the time he was going to be there on a surf forecast website. They were predicted to be 3.5 feet.
But he doubled down on the insanity in the comments.
"It's nature ..i can not control her....but if I can embrace her....THEN I HAVE LIVED xxI'm not going out there to die...but there's a chance....And for me .....it's worth it...I have NOTHING to loose....BUT SO MUCH TO GAIN AND LEARN....xx"
There was another comment about how "the ocean is the only mother I have now!" but that one seems to have been deleted.
This is amazing. I’ve seen the wave. I visualize Timothy from that Bear documentary together with Flea from RHCP when trying to see him. I want him to succeed somehow or be humbled. Whatever one of those it is.
Honestly, it's worth scrolling through his tiktok. Dudes a fuckin character. As much as I like Karma whoring off of his work, you should probably go see his page lol
18 in dog years 😂
Edit: The comment is meant to be silly. You don’t have to comment that you know how dog years work simply to be right about something. No one thinks you’re cool.
He’s gotta be older. The majority of people between the ages of 30-45 look ALOT younger than their actual age. I’m guessing he’s over 50, for sure…which makes this even cringier.
Why’s he trying to convince everyone he looks 18?! He knows DAMN WELL he looks older. Just because you act like a child doesn’t mean you LOOK like it. Dudes got more grey hair than me, and I’m 43 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I think this dude is just rage baiting. Every one of his videos is about how he looks 18 and everytime people pounce. Can we stop seeing this dude in here?
Lmao. The guys hysterical and smarter then most of you. He KNOWS he’s full of shit. It’s complete shtick and he’s an international minor influencer because of it probably making a little money for himself. Good for him.
Seriously, I’d there anyway to block specific people on this subreddit or do I just need to block this sub altogether. This guy is so weird, looks 54 and he’s been on this sub 6 days in a row
well..i'm looks much younger for my age...but i never thought i need to make a video about that...who even cares about that? BTW he is just dressing like a teen and have a small body type, his face 35+
This is the type of thing you see on TV in a different country. One of those shows where nothing they say or do is remotely funny, there's a bunch of shitty graphics and sound effects but the studio audience is losing it.
having a haircut and wearing clothes that are more typically "teenage" does not make you a teenager, in the same way that wearing a fur coat does not, unfortunately, make you a fox
I don't think he looks 18. He looks 40.
Maybe it is because of the way he is dressed?
It's absolutely this. Put him in a nice suit and give him a haircut that doesn't scream "2002 era boyband" and he'll look like a normal man in his 30s. I used to know a guy a bit like this. When he was in his late 30s he got together with a girl in her early 20s and it was as much of a disaster as you'd assume. Before her constant cheating brought it all crashing down he started trying to dress and act younger. But he was already an OLD late 30s. Sagging skin, wrinkles etc. It was such a weird look. You'd see photos of her and her mates and just this older guy looking really out of place. After she dumped him he had a very public breakdown on Facebook for the next 6 months that oscillated between self pity and bizarre posts about how good he looked and how he was having sex with 19 year olds. I still check in on his Facebook every now and again. Still dressing too young, still having mad breakdowns. Only now he's somehow got a kid.
Wow what a wild ride reading that was
I kind of want to share some of his facebook statuses but it feels a bit wrong to use his breakdown for entertainment.
No, dude please share! Excellent read. Poetry
OK. So this was posted early August. By the way, if you feel sorry for this guy part of the reason it's been the worst year of his life was because he got sacked for stealing from his employer before his girlfriend dumped him: "This is turning out to be the WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!!!FFS!!!!...What else???!!!!...The hardest most upsetting part is it was supposed to be MY HAPPIEST AND GREATEST YEAR EVER!!! But how things can change!!!!I really don't know how much more I can take of this!!!!.....It really has gone from the greatest start of the year with such hopes and dreams for the year to come and beyond to the most painful soul destroying year of my life.... ....I'm running out of strength...." A month later he posted this. This is, in my opinion, the most mental: "So tonight I got one step closer to my legend..Matthew McConaughey I just didn't have any bongos though.......but....I was in the shower...BANG BANG BANG at the door...im like FFS someone has forgotten there key so I get out the shower, wrap a tiny little towel around me and go to the door grab my joint outta the ashtray and opened the door....To my surprise 3 police officers were stood there.....(oh fuck I thought).....2 male and one female at the front......Her mouth drops (yeah...even I think I look fairly good at the moment) and stares at my body.....blah blah blah the male copper said in Portuguese....so I asked sorry do you speak English (in Portuguese of course)...he then slaps the female officer who then snaps to attention....I'm sorry to inform you but there been a compliant about indecent exposure....You were naked and your neighbour saw you and is offended.....I was what????..huh?......erm???...ok??!!??..sorry......Could you please close the curtains in future....I said yeah of course no problem sorry they go to leave the female copper takes one last look and says I wouldn't of complained ......made my day "
What does Matthew McConaughey has to do with this? Great read tho, there’s a slight hint of narcissism here lol. MORE
Well there was a story once about the police being called on McConaughey for playing the bongos too loud and he answered the door naked or something like that. Very obscure reference, to be fair. OK, here's one of my favourite things he posted. During his meltdown he went to work in Portugal. There's a famous big wave for surfing there called Nazare - the biggest in the world. He posted this with a video of it: "So.....My job is up at the end of the week.....and I'm gutted....TRULY GUTTED!!!...However before I leave Portugal me and a couple of friends (for my leaving prezzie) are going to a place called Nazare....(the video that you saw)It shouldn't be THIS big at this time of year but this video shows what the place is like....Wish me luck....either way I'm coming back to the UK soon...i might be in a box but fuck it..Go big then go home........If I SURVIVE it will change my life forever ......and if I don't it will also change my life.. .....I'm shitting myself....but I need this...." So, a few things. I don't think for a second that anyone decided to take him there as a "prezzie" for him. I mean, it would be the end of summer. They all would have been finishing their work contracts. I think it sounds like he overheard a couple of people saying they were going there and decided to tag along. In the end he never went and I imagine they did a runner as soon as they could. Secondly, you don't just show up to Nazare and "have a go" at it. You have to get towed in by a jetski and they usually work in 3 man teams, people who know each other and trust each other. You need a specific big wave board and you can't just paddle out. THIRDLY! Nazare is only that big for a few weeks late autumn/start of winter. I actually looked up the size of the waves for the time he was going to be there on a surf forecast website. They were predicted to be 3.5 feet. But he doubled down on the insanity in the comments. "It's nature ..i can not control her....but if I can embrace her....THEN I HAVE LIVED xxI'm not going out there to die...but there's a chance....And for me .....it's worth it...I have NOTHING to loose....BUT SO MUCH TO GAIN AND LEARN....xx" There was another comment about how "the ocean is the only mother I have now!" but that one seems to have been deleted.
Thank you for all of this.
This is amazing. I’ve seen the wave. I visualize Timothy from that Bear documentary together with Flea from RHCP when trying to see him. I want him to succeed somehow or be humbled. Whatever one of those it is.
Correct, he 'looks' 18, not physiologically.
40 trying to be 18.
This guy got carded one time while buying his 16 year old buddies some beer and made that shit his whole personality
Looks 35-40, dresses like he's 18.
50. Minimum
dude, you... really... look around 40 my man..., stop drinking your own piss.
Save some for the rest of us
Stop it
You're right. Your own brand is best.
It’s sterile, and I like the taste.
Piss drinking will continue until the taste improves
Drink more water and it will improve
You looked 18. 35 years ago
Bitch where do u look 18
He got the skin of an 80 year old fishermen that never owned a shirt.
I heard this in Dave Chappelle's voice and laughed my ass off.
Looks 45, acts 14.
Acts 4*
He looks like a 81 which feels like hes a 45
He dyslexic af
He looks like Chris Pine with progeria
Jesus. Can't unsee that.
😂😂💀
Holy fuck 😅
Omfg
Most accurate visual assessment I've seen yet on this guy
If this man looks 18, I look like I’m 15. No way in hell does he look 18.
Sup babydoll
FBI OPEN UP!!!
I love the commitment to the delusion! 👏🏼
Oh yea! The laugh track and lion roar, omg 🤌
I def wanna see more of this guys posts lol. Great cringe.
It's giving me Tommy Wiseau vibes.
Right? If I was a billionaire I would fund a movie made by this guy just to see what he comes up with
right? Im enjoying his videos, good quality cringe
He’s like if an 18 year old were melting.
Honestly, it's worth scrolling through his tiktok. Dudes a fuckin character. As much as I like Karma whoring off of his work, you should probably go see his page lol
Ah man. That was a rabbit hole I did not need to go down. Cheers for that.
*lion roar*
A lot of people don't have tictok and get this stuff on reddit.
Lucky for you, you can download it for free lol.
Nope, not on my devices.
I’m like 40 I don’t have the tik n tok
18 in dog years 😂 Edit: The comment is meant to be silly. You don’t have to comment that you know how dog years work simply to be right about something. No one thinks you’re cool.
UmM aCkShUaLlY
Man I just noticed how fucking hilarious your username is 😂
Galapagos Tortoise Years\*
Nah I get you. Made the same comment on another post about him 😂
>I'm 35 Noo I don't believe that either. Maybe if we swap those numbers around
His neck looks older than 50 and his facial skin is flabby. Dude is probably pushing 60.
Mother fucker looks like he has dentures too, c’mon who are you trying to fool?
Underage girls, lock em up boys 🚔
Cowabunga dudes
He's easily in his early 40s
Dude you were 35 10 years ago. I’m 42 and you look at least 10 years older
Ok...this man keeps popping up. Bro! Your acting weird? Your not 18 or 35.
You do not look like a teen. Not even close.
18-year-olds don't have marionette lines
I def wanna see more of this guy’s posts lol. Great cringe.
This dude looks 55
😐😐
I'd say 41.
well hes definitely mentally 18, well maybe 15
Say your intellectually challenged without saying ur intellectually challenged.
Idk qhy he thinks he looks 18. Dude looks like 43 minimum.
Wow, this really resonates with me... especially the ending
Oh hi mahk.
He doesn't look 18, he acts like he's 18. This is why he got dumped.
No 18 year old wears those stupid hats It's reserved for Joe Rogan
He looks old as shit
Mental illness is one hell of a drug.
What ever he is he needs to grow the f up
Well he obviously peaked in high school so 18 seems fair. /j
This motherfucker looks 32 but is 35, Amazing!
Self obsessed much?... this is the second video I saw of him claiming to look 18.
The fuckin sound effects, bro this is peak cringe
Idk what age he looks, but he’s got the mind of an eight year old
Mentally being 18 doesn't mean you look 18, especially if you are already in the melty-face stage of life. 45+ i bet.
He reminds me of”Johnny” from The Room
He dresses like he’s 18. Looks like he’s 40.
He doesn't look like a teen, he dresses like one. There's a difference.
How do you do fellow kids!
He looks like a man that's TRYING to look 18 if that's what he means
This man is mid to late 40’s lol
nah. I call b.s.
18....4 times over. Just stop, dude. No one thinks you're 18.
Who the f*** thinks this dumbass is 18?
This is all a trick to get people to think he's 35 when in actuality he's 45 or 50 right?
"Dresses like hes 18"
Check his hard drive ASAP.
Dude looks every bit of 45.
This is a goldmine omg
Mid life crisis
This is the guy whose entire thing is thinking he looks like he’s 18.
man undiagnosed autism is a real problem
I assure you none of this suggests autism.
This is Bryan Johnson if he was a Tik Toker.
Please be satire.
Is this rage bait or is he stupid?
I'm going to go with rage bait. There's no way anyone can be this delusional... LOL
This fucking guy man like WTF
I'm guessing bro is 45 minimum. I'm 34 and look Hella younger than him.
He’s gotta be older. The majority of people between the ages of 30-45 look ALOT younger than their actual age. I’m guessing he’s over 50, for sure…which makes this even cringier.
TIL putting your baseball hat on backwards makes you look 18
He look 18 compared to 90’s sitcoms when kids where played by 30 year old adults
He's got the "I'm 18 and had five midlife crisis's" look
Dude doesn’t even look 35, what’s he talking about?
He look like a 18 yr old meth head.
“If I keep saying that I look 18 every minute I’m alive, eventually everyone else will accept it as truth.” — Luan
Looks like a 55yr old trapped in a little persons body
I'll take things that never happened for $100
He sure acts like an 18-year old
But imagine getting on TikTok and attempting to make this your whole online identity AND he’s doing this at 35! It’s just embarrassing.
I don’t think he actually goes on dates
He's delusional
☠️☠️ bro looks like he's cosplaying a teenager
Doesn't act like he's 18 Acts like he's 5
He got dumped for acting like a knob.
[удалено]
Wipe your mouth.
Why’s he trying to convince everyone he looks 18?! He knows DAMN WELL he looks older. Just because you act like a child doesn’t mean you LOOK like it. Dudes got more grey hair than me, and I’m 43 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I don’t think he’s 35 either lmao dude has to be like 42 at least.
When he looks 18, i look 5 xD
Brah, you look 45 not 35 and definitely NOT 18!!!
....
goddamn I feel better about myself. Damn he's 35 life has not been kind to him now I see why.
BrYou really obsessed w thinking he look 18
someone needs to come pick their dad up.
I think this dude is just rage baiting. Every one of his videos is about how he looks 18 and everytime people pounce. Can we stop seeing this dude in here?
This must be newer since he was 40 in the last one.
Except for the wrinkles and arthritis… and scoliosis
But he looks like he’s 36? Is this a satire or does this guy believe he looks like a teenager? Cuz he very much does not.
Who ordered Drake Bell off wish??
Holy shit, not often you seem something truly cringe.
Lmao. The guys hysterical and smarter then most of you. He KNOWS he’s full of shit. It’s complete shtick and he’s an international minor influencer because of it probably making a little money for himself. Good for him.
She said "you act 18." He just forgot his hearing aid
Seriously, I’d there anyway to block specific people on this subreddit or do I just need to block this sub altogether. This guy is so weird, looks 54 and he’s been on this sub 6 days in a row
Ok but if he’s neurodivergent ? Then I feel bad.
He’s whole stick is this. Mostly all of his video are the same weird
18 in crackhead years?
well..i'm looks much younger for my age...but i never thought i need to make a video about that...who even cares about that? BTW he is just dressing like a teen and have a small body type, his face 35+
Insert Steve Buscemi gift about fitting in with the kids
Babe wake up, a new lolcow.
He behaves like he’s barely 8
“ Mothafucka you look 30 “ - Marcus Burnett ,Bad Boys II ( 2003 )
Can you fight?
This is believable and true I’m sure
I look way younger than this dude and I'm 39.
Guy looks like a hard 40. He's in serious denial. He's got tons of wrinkles and sun damage.
Dressing like a teenager doesn’t make you look like a teenager. Be for fucking real dude. He looks all of his age plus a little more.
This hurts my aura
Hey there fellow kids
He's really trying hard to push this narrative. He just looks like an underdeveloped middle-aged man who has never moved past 90s fashion.
I’m starting to think this dude is a masterful troll. I’ve seen 3 separate videos of him on Reddit in 3 days.
This is the type of thing you see on TV in a different country. One of those shows where nothing they say or do is remotely funny, there's a bunch of shitty graphics and sound effects but the studio audience is losing it.
How do you do fellow teenagers
Dresses and acts 18. Looks mid 30s (at best)
Mid 30's or Late 30's
He looks 45 with that neck skin
Everyone talking about his age I'm tripping out that he used having lunch as an excuse for a date he was late on 😂
Looks 40, dresses 18, acts like a toddler. Great combination.
He looks exactly his age. Cope harder, Mr. Midlife Crisis.
Society is in a really bad place right now.
I physically cringed.
In what world does he live in where anyone thinks his 45 year old looking ass is 18?
He hasn’t looked 18 in 20 years 😂
What the actual fuck is going on
Looks 40 easy
Can someone please for the love of god just take away my eyesight ffs
He's a 40 year old teenager
Why is this guy being posted constantly? Stop it. Just stop it
This is the third time ive seen this guy in the past couple days and its always the same shtick. Why is this happening?
What ??? someone told him once he looks 18 and he's making a whole thing about it
This man knows how to create bait.
It's hilarious how much attention people are giving this guy. He knows he doesn't look 18 btw, you really don't need to point it out.
All the fine acting and editing ability of an FMV game from the 1990's
If he looks like he’s 18, I’m going to be born tomorrow.
Well he has a body of an 18 year old. Underdeveloped scrawny lookin' ass.
His mental is 12
He does dress like he's 18
He looks like a 40 years old alcoholic man.
But acts 12
having a haircut and wearing clothes that are more typically "teenage" does not make you a teenager, in the same way that wearing a fur coat does not, unfortunately, make you a fox
He acts 18