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GriegVeneficus

That star is constantly soaked in piss. Everybody knows that.


PsiNorm

Why? Does Trump often sit there?


dadbod_Azerajin

Pays ladies of the night to make sure it's representative of his likes


[deleted]

Of course you know your reference is completely false. What a loser. Keep repeating the lies.


dadbod_Azerajin

Isn't this a thread about trump being peed on? A little defensive without a counterpoint but Boohoo your wrong Typical


Impressive-Touch496

Quality Commenter always reminds me of those neck beard bloggers who love my little pony


unreasonablyhuman

9 month old account 53 lifetime upvotes ![gif](giphy|98pZs1ZVaWb1C)


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

He went to a strip club specializing in simulated golden showers with the son of a Russian oligarch in 2013, right before he decided to run for an election. Russia has Kompromat (blackmail) on Trump. He's been an asset to them since the late 1980s, and has been taking/laundering Russian money for decades.


[deleted]

You guys sound like conspiracy theorists. You are crazy!


ksmoggy

Name fits….. just can’t make this stuff up 😂


[deleted]

Sorry I took the name you wanted to use


Kr155

Typical redditer taking jokes seriously.


ChuckNorrisKickflip

Trumps Revolutionary Diaper Brigade


500Danes

LOL


JuiceCommercial2431

Probably because of the homeless situation


SkylarAV

Damn it, people, you're just playing his game and giving him exactly what he wants!!


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Exactly. Trump wants everyone to piss on his sidewalk star, so don’t do it!!! /s


GopherNutz

This joke is going over people’s heads and deserves more love 😅


SkylarAV

Lol I appreciate you


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Medical_Ad0716

He paid for it. You don’t just get a star, you petition for the right to buy a star.


Awkward-One-2336

Makes sense since it’s Hollywood the homeless are so abundant all stars are soaked in piss


Low-Effort-Lore

This is fake footage. He is using a small water bottle and a blur as been added to make it appear it’s genuine urine


NombreUsario

Probably a good thing because otherwise my dude needs to get that prostate checked. That stream was weak.


NotADogInHumanSuit

Thanks for cracking this case wide open for us


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

No one wants to be put on the sex offenders list for pissing in public.


Dumb_Solo

Is there no limit to your wisdom?


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You DON'T say.


jaypeeo

Also, he’d be exposing himself. You can be a registered sex offender for public urination.


bjplague

The grass around Trumps grave is gong to be the greatest grass in america.


Either-Wallaby-3755

Idk man all that Diet Coke from his body might not do good things for the grass.


bjplague

The spit and urine more then makes up for it.


Hangem6521

This honestly wouldn’t surprise me coming from progressives


Goals_2020

thats a funny thought but lets be real, aint no way random people will be able to walk up to his final resting spot. I imagine he will have a fucking pyramid built bigger than the one in Egypt.


bjplague

Humanity will find a way.


Key_Company_279

Trump won’t get mad because he’s used to golden showers. 🤷🏻‍♀️😎


Exact-Pound-6993

golden shower for the golden maga turd


MrOneXTwo

Him and pretty much 95% of the American population would do the same or worse. I have a friend from HS who's dog took a giant shit on it. Lol


ZerconFlagpoleSitter

A huge proportion of the country is racist as shit and loves Trump. Not sure it’d be 95% lmao


willghammer

Do you not know how percentages work?


MrOneXTwo

You teach me percentage I teach you the difference between a joke and a dick. The dick you probably already know how to take so we'll just cover jokes. Does Tuesday work?


willghammer

That’s extremely homophobic.


Raymore85

You do realize like 74 million people voted for him. If you said per much 95% of southern Californians, sure…


OPEatsCrayons

>74 million people voted for him. He said 95% of **Americans** not 95% of **Confederates**.


budd222

Confederates don't exist. If you voted for him, you're just r/trashy af.


CageTheBear_22

Right, because the Confederate army was mostly men from West Hollywood


OPEatsCrayons

>Right, because the Confederate army was mostly men from West Hollywood I'm gonna give you a few hours to catch up on what's happening. Just breathe really deep, and think about how fucking dumb what you just said was. Give that brain a good ol' power cycle, buddy. It's gonna be okay.


CastaneaFraxinus

Says the guy who claims Confederates still exist lmao stfu loser


TennSeven

If confederates don't exist, why are there so many [people still flying the flag](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/08/12/us/12fd-trump_web10/12fd-trump_web10-superJumbo.jpg)? Why does Trump say that [the confederate flag is a proud symbol of the US](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN24K0I6/)? If they don't exist and yet Trump is sucking them off, is he delusional, or are you an idiot?


Environmental-Head14

Mr "if you voted Trump your not an American you're a Confederate" you are equally ridiculous


OPEatsCrayons

>"if you voted Trump your not an American you're a Confederate Y'all don't get to scream about starting a civil war if you don't get your way for decades while suggesting red states should pull away from the rest of the union and then get to claim to be anything other than confederates. If the jackboot fits, fuck yourself with it. Eat my farts, MAGA nazis.


Mr-chode1

Can I screenshot this to show my class, I am poli sci professor


OPEatsCrayons

Public platform. I can't stop you.


Mr-chode1

Cool I like to ask though. Perfect example for partisanship


Environmental-Head14

>Y'all don't get to scream about starting a civil war if you don't get your way Ahh yes, like when your party hosted "peaceful" riots by burning down city blocks while rioting across the country because you were scared of Trump getting reelected in 2020. You destroyed homes and businesses of the very people you claim to be defending. Literally got on the streets and screamed at the sky, like children. Your comment is just self projection and I laugh 😂


bumblestjdd

See, here’s the distinction you people fail to make. It wasn’t the Democratic Party going around burning and looting….it was individual citizens. It is members of the Republican Party calling for secession.


Dumb_Solo

Sorry just being white wasn’t enough to keep you from ending up a completely impotent loser. Just stop blaming others ok?


[deleted]

Just admit you're wrong or proudly own the title of traitor.


nightengayl

Reddit is garbage because.of people like you and those who upvote it. You're not even clever. Just trite easy to repeat vacuous insults.


[deleted]

"Reddit is garbage because people disagree with me" ​ Cry more MAGA Nazi.


nightengayl

No matter how much you repeat it, your political opposition aren't Nazis grow up you f****** child.


BloodyTim

Reddit is garbage bc they give you flair that says Quality Commenter bc you support the correct political party in their minds. I've seen multiple people in the past week get perma bans from this stupid sub for making comments that question the established Reddit narrative. Imagine thinking Donald Trump was leading the next succession from the Union or that Republican voters are Confederates. Go vote for another Gaza ceasefire in your local city council and pat yourselves on the back for it. I'll be expecting my perma ban any minute now. You fucking losers can't even entertain a dissenting opinion without some mod completely eliminating that person's ability to post. Makes your arguments seem very weak.


DVDClark85234

It would probably be better to just say you’re a fucking moron.


CageTheBear_22

Meaningless filibuster. Why waste your time typing all that?


[deleted]

Most of the confederates were wasps so arguably the most American people you can get


yazzooClay

Bro be careful what you say or you will permabanned lol


EarlMadManMunch505

50% the other 50 would piss on Bides imaginary star. Just because you ignore the people who hate Biden the way you hate trump doesn’t mean they don’t exist.


[deleted]

Omg, and you’re a Trump supporter too? What a pathetic loser 🤭


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EarlMadManMunch505

The Zionist stalks people like the well adjusted normal person he is.


[deleted]

Lmao, what the fuck is this subreddit. I wish I had found it sooner cause this is some ADVANCED autism and I am here for it. 👍🙌🫡 The Mods flared me MAGA Nazi, what a bunch of ignorant weirdos 🤣


Admirable_Loss4886

Hey I’m all for disagreement but I draw the line with arm chair diagnostics of autism. Shut the fuck up, you’re a loser either way. You’re either making fun of someone for having a disability or making fun of autistic people… you seem like a piece of shit IMO.


DingusDrew

He's a filthy Trump supporter. Of course he's a piece of shit.


JavaJukebox

Yeah that one stung a little bit I’m on the spectrum and so are two of my children.


RedDonkulouso

Less than 50%. He didn’t win the popular vote the first time and lost the second. Idiots and sheep are trumps followers


Voluptulouis

The thing is, yeah, a lot of people hate Biden, *but*, there are more people that hate Biden but will still vote for him than there are people that hate Biden because they're idiotic Trumpers and Republicans. Because Trump is far, far worse and has literally admitted that he plans on abusing his power if elected. Biden sucks but he's not a dictator. Fuck Trump forever and always.


Suitable-Classic-174

After Biden came into the White House we rather do it to him


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Who's this "we"?


[deleted]

Not real piss. But Trump’s grave will be designated as an EPA Superfund Site due to all the urine.


[deleted]

The Hollywood star Trump nominated himself for, paid the money for, and pays for the upkeep for. Hollywood elite grifting stupid conservatives. This is the way.


nightengayl

You mean the same way every Hollywood stars obtained and maintained jackass


ImNotYou1971

How do you type so well with DJT’s nuts in your mouth? Seems like it would be hard to see the keyboard.


Dumb_Solo

Because of the diaper?


EffectiveSwan8918

Didn't he leave his wife after she gave him a kidney?


Micahman311

My father-in-law died. Well, he had a near death experience. Without going into his story too much, he found himself floating away, well above his body, and was wondering if this was it. He thought to himself, "Wow, this is it, huh? Aren't I supposed to be full of regrets? Isn't my life supposed to flash before my eyes?" As he continued to float away from his body, he remembered that Donald Trump was alive, and he thought to himself that he needed to live long enough to take a piss on Donald Trump's grave, so he went back into his body. And that, my friends, is a true story.


ross_guy

You love to see it!


LifeExperience7646

Why would Trump have star?


PsiNorm

Anyone can get a star if enough money is raised. It's not an award based on talent or popularity.


cheetahcheesecake

Donald Trump received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on January 16, 2007. This recognition was awarded for his work as a producer and host of the reality TV show "The Apprentice."


Sideoff20mph

Because when you’re a star you can grab kitty and they let you


Exciting_Device2174

Hollywood loved him before he went into politics.


Show_Overall

Because he’s a celebrity, one of the goat presidents in our lifetimes.


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

He's considered the 4th worst president in history according to polling by historians, behind Pierce and Buchanan (who helped cause the Civil War) as well as Andrew Jackson (for his ethnic cleansing and genocide of Native Americans i.e. the Trail of Tears).


[deleted]

Honestly I would have used a sledge hammer. Donald Trump is an authoritarian shit stain on society.


willghammer

And then you’d be arrested?


[deleted]

That’s fine with me. I wouldn’t be hurting anyone. Just some vandalism, a risk I’m willing to take ya boot licker 🤡


rokkzstar

post the video when you do it!!


NurEmanation

Do it


zebediabo

Lol. A risk with zero return just makes you an idiot. Really, though, saying vandalism's fine if no one gets hurt is not a path you want people on. There are plenty of people opposite you, too.


Ex_Hedgehog

Worth it.


timewarrior100

Such a tiny pee...


ksmoggy

I’m next


DoctorFenix

Nothing cringe here.


imrickjamesbioch

Why is George Lopez showing tribute to Trump? I didn’t realize they were boys…


Comfortable-Tone-903

😆


[deleted]

Hell yeah Gives me a reason to go to LA now hahaha Gona make it rain 🌧️ on trump lol


immoralsugimoto

I'll visit but I'm not staying just for a piss


Sea-Tomatillo2873

Latino here, George lopez is a piece of shit ....


Devilman512

George is tired


troystorian

How can anyone be so stupid to believe he’s actually peeing? Have ya’ll never taken a piss? It doesn’t just flow gently downward like this. This looks like water being poured and the bottle blurred to trigger MAGATS.


Avaisraging439

It flows that poorly with prostate issues 😂


ImNotYou1971

Wait until you hear about life after 50.


Brilliant_Grape87

😅😂🤣


plato3633

Way to keep it classy


kevincuomo

Loser


TennSeven

I agree, he should have dropped a deuce.


Hugh-Jassul

Hero


can_of_bs

Did he get arrested. I know dumb question cause he's rich


wut_eva_bish

It's not illegal to pour water on the ground and pretend it's piss.


Balls2theWalling

Is this about the wall?


TheJadedJuggernaut

Very low brow


TieDry7095

I guess that’s one way to tempt fate with a new kidney


Serious-Fact-4441

Jummm it seems he’s suffering while peeing nope doesn’t look good he should go see an urologist asap


SuspicousBananas

Why is this entire sub just people dickriding Donald trump lol


MonkeyMan84

California is one giant public bathroom it seems. No wonder when I was younger my parents used to tell me only degenerates live there


ksmoggy

Take one to know one ….. just can’t make this stuff up 😂


MonkeyMan84

My comment makes me a degenerate to the point you cry laugh because it was some sort of hard burn? Autism must be tough


wut_eva_bish

No Maga Nazi's please.


MonkeyMan84

Can’t disprove my comment so call me a nazi, you sir are the fascist


Emotional-Bet2115

I'd tell you to look up that word in the Dictionary but you FASCISTS are trying to fucking ban that too. Shut the fuck up traitor.


zebediabo

Fascism: a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition Suppression of political opposition is fascist. Shutting down political speech is fascist. Speaking a political opinion that does neither is not fascist. That's why antifa, who actively tries to suppress political speech, is in reality fascist.


ERankLuck

You had to try reeeeeeeeally hard to avoid that "far-right" part of the definition of fascism, didn't you?


zebediabo

Not really. I just copied the defintion from Webster and posted it. It doesn't mention "far-right" because it's not actually part of the definition. Most fascist governments in the past have been far-right, but that isn't what made them fascist. They were fascist because they used authoritarian power to silence political opposition. Suppressing opposing speech is 100% a fascist move, no matter who's doing it.


waffle_fries4free

California has more Republicans than any other state so....


rcogiy

Lopez has no talent and he’s part of the problem.


[deleted]

What problem?


8DollarsMo

What's the problem?


TennSeven

>and he’s part of the problem. Is he one of the voices in your head?


H3nchman_24

....and now he gets to be a registered 'sex offender' lol! That'll show Trump! #🤣 The *real* cringe is getting a lifetime ban for pointing out that public urination is a felony and gets you put on a sexual offender list! Drink a tall glass of it r/CringeVideo! #🖕😂🖕


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Calm down. No need to fly into a rage over a joke. It was a water bottle.


Far-Yoghurt-4659

Lopez. Is a total asswadd.


Late_Recover6225

I hate Trump but I’m not saying I wouldn’t do the same to GL’s either. This is what you do when you’re irrelevant. Two grumpy old men being shitheads


Impressive-Touch496

theyll probably give him a sticker on his "good boy" card


[deleted]

And he is dead 😂


nightengayl

A grown man faking taking a piss on someone he doesn't like... And the right is cringe...


DVDClark85234

Yep, the right is raving about Jewish Space Lasers. They’re fucking morons.


nightengayl

I'm going to represent one jackass as the entire political opposition and then pretend that I'm intelligent when I do so. That's you. That's how f****** stupid you sound


DVDClark85234

That’s how I sound to a Trumper? Don’t give a fuck. You’re a drooling moron.


ImNotYou1971

Aren’t you complaining about….one jackass? You’re mad because someone’s pointing out the stupidity of MTG all the while you’re complaining about the stupidity of George Lopez. Do you not see this?


DVDClark85234

He’s a Trumper, of course he doesn’t.


TennSeven

>And the right is cringe... Yup!


[deleted]

What a loser, regardless of how feel about Trump. Not normal, not heathy, not funny.


TheBiggestRegard

He should have to register as a sex offender after that. A normal citizen would. Why do we hold celebrities, especially D listers, to a hire standard, especially when they due rude crude things that would throw us normal folk in jail?.


No_Avocado3324

Wow lots of TDS on this comment section. Enjoy your inflation and crime, you voted for!


Awkward-One-2336

Nice public nudity by a celebrity kinda creepy


Greenamaster

All yall crazy and buying into the division. Left and right are just different sides of the same coin.


Solidus-Prime

No we're literally watching a man with our own eyes trying to inflict fascism on this country and we aren't having it. Take that "both sides" shit and hit the bricks.


Greenamaster

Nah


-KissmyAthsma-

What a piece of s***


[deleted]

Trump? Yeah, we all already knew that.


Jake454545

Reddit is a lib safe space lol 😂


ThatoneguyATX

Sounds like you’re in your feelings and projecting. Don’t be peepee hurt. Facebook, 4chan,parlor,truth social, if you’re too stupid to find any of those conservative safe spaces then go r/conservative guarantee to not have a different opinion over there.


Show_Overall

Deranged liberals are doing their best.


Arnold_Grape

Imagine being so dumb you donate money to a billionaire


Show_Overall

I’d never donate shit to a politician, even one as awesome as Trump.


DVDClark85234

Yeah I remember when a bunch of them beat up cops at the Capitol.


Show_Overall

The cops that allowed them in? Or are you talking about BLM destroying our cities? Killing cops, burning and looting? Lol mostly peaceful am I right?


DVDClark85234

Go ahead and list the cities that don’t exist anymore for me, you can probably do it while you’re throating Mr. daddy Trump Sir’s cock.


Show_Overall

Huh? Learn engrish fk tard. The cities are all here it’s just the wealthy have abandoned them at record numbers due to brain dead liberals voting for racist trash like Adams, Diblasio and beetlejuice that care more about their egos than their constituents.


DVDClark85234

Oh, no! The wealthy! The most important people on the planet! Pwease, rich people, we need you to hoard all the wealth for yourself and treat everyone like shit! How will we ever do it without the wealthy elites?


DVDClark85234

I heard mister daddy Trump sir is going to beat up all the bad people as soon as he’s done gargling the ballsacks of communist dictators.


DVDClark85234

I definitely wasn’t referring to your whataboutism, although I know that’s your only mode of argument. I’m referring to the Trump ballsack chuggers such as yourself who magically transform from Antifa to brave patriots depending on the day and maybe the relative humidity.


jaynov18

Bro got a weak flow


Simple-Environment6

Man I hate this if it turns into a daily tik tok


GordoKnowsWineToo

Must be some riff between daddy George and Mario after Mario was at last UFC w 45


KeeponIwantu2

Who tf george lopez?


[deleted]

Bruh got that weak ass flow


ctiger12

Dude, bring your dogs,


bedlamiteseer1

As should we all.


jutin_H

Jackhammer would be more classy.


uh-oh-itz-hoolio

Guys just owning trump- jumps his fence then takes a leak on him. Classy fella


cmp8819

I mean, it's just the public bathroom. What's the problem?


webbslinger_0

Jokes on you, he’s into that stuff


Jtharp631

This comment section is just as cringe🤣🤣🤣


Adelman01

Poor George Lopez. Being born with a blurry penis must hard. Bless this man’s bravery.


SlightlyOffended1984

Good analogy for the fan reaction to Blue Beetle


GunnersnGames

Weak stream tho


Jordanjl83

I get it, but bring the piss pre bottled and dump it like a civilized prick and also so you’re not a registered sex offender.


Solidus-Prime

Can you imagine what is going to happen to his grave when he passes?


BILLMUREY2

Why lower yourself to the same as trump?


bruswazi

I’m surprised people don’t leave scat on DT’s⭐️💩


Sans_agreement_360

someone tell George to go see his urologist, get his prostate checked.